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Please which colleges that are DLIs charge less than CAD15k for tuition? I want to apply for a 2 year diploma program and I can't afford tuition of 15k+ for two years

Nawttiboi007:
At times I wonder if truly God created us all... how could humans be so mean?

the same God that will torture you in everlasting fire if you don't love him back? Stop wondering. Now you know where this human meanness came from

KnownUnknown:
I refer to it as the most repulsive creature in all of literature.
The biggest joke in religion is Christians calling that thing “omnibenevolent”. If they call it “omnimalevolent” then they would actually be a modicum of truth in their religion. At least Judaism doesn’t pretend that their god isn’t a tribalistic psychopath.

I'm telling you. Not even Hitler, nor King Leopold of Belgium, nor Stalin come close to the bible god in vileness. For aforementioned people while they were terrible people, a part of me sees the humanity in them, that flawed humanity, imperfect and bending to the evil devices of nature. Yes, they were terrible people but that is because they were human beings. But for the bible God that we are made to believe is the epitome of goodness and perfection, I have zero tolerance towards his repugnant behavior.

I am atheist and I'm very confident that if I ever went back to religion, it won't be the christian cult. I think of myself a person of better morals and character than the bible god. The bible god is the most despicable character I have encountered in literature. A tyrant, an obsessive narcissist, a megalomaniac, bloodthirsty, pompous, arrogant and proud of it, jealous and proud it, sexist and misogynistic, ablestic and tribalistic, psychopathic and devoid of empathy, nepotistic and partial and proud of it. I read the bible and wonder how Christians are able to love that bible god but then as someone who has been a Christian I realize how the love fake. A love borne out of fear. The Stockholm syndrome slave master and slave kind of love.

Hausa:
I'm interested.

What kind of amount of payment are we talking?
Are you going to deduct after the pay or you'll collect first?

Send a dm.

Offpoint1:
What's the job all about or what position?

people are indicating interest without asking the relevant questions.

Is it Tech base or non tech? What position?

Customer service representative

Gentleman900000:
Is it a chat operator job?

Customer service rep

CHARLOE:
How do we contact u?

send a dm

Structuralman:
I already have a full time job. Is this a job I can combine with my full time job

it's a full time job.

Olaqoz:
You people should be beware of this guy to avoid stories that touch.

We're all job hunting don't let your desperation leads to depressive hypertension
I don talk my own ....
A word is enough for the wise they say

Wait no be you I just speak with for Whatsapp now?
Oh, so you actually thought I was a scam and not that you couldn't afford to pay?

Olaqoz:
You people should be beware of this guy to avoid stories that touch.

We're all job hunting don't let your desperation leads to depressive hypertension
I don talk my own ....
A word is enough for the wise they say

I'm only trying to make more money while giving out a mouth watering opportunity. I intend to be as transparent as possible with whomever is interested in the job. By transparency I mean sharing personal information like ID and stuff like that, that would implicate me if I were to scam anyone.
I would even like for a third party like a nairaland mod to be involved to prove legitimacy.

We4all:
Wawu! Here we advertise for free jobs.

Oh I didn't know that. I just thought it a win-win situation for me and whoever is interested. I have had this job for quite some time now and put many of my family and friends in it. This is the first time I am going public about it because I think it might be of help to someone.

Hi there,

Do you have a good command of the English Language?
Do you have a good accent? (Doesn't have to be an American or British accent. Your Nigerian accent would cut it as long as it's polished and screams, "I'm well educated or I'm at least middle class."
Can you speak with a nice, engaging tonality?
Can you engage in small talks with clients?
Do you have a computer with a CPU score of at least 4k, or a core i5 computer?
Do you have a router that uploads and downloads at over 20mbps per second?
Do you have a USB headphone with mic?

Send me a DM if you are interested in a remote job that pays you from $500 - $1000 a month.

PS: you should meet the requirements before DMing me. There's no "what God cannot do, doesn't exist" or "God of unmerited favor" involved in getting this job. If you don't meet the requirements especially the first 4, then this job isn't for you and you either won't make it past the interview or you won't last on the job. But if you are confident that you possess those four qualities I mentioned, then be assured that you have already gotten the job.

PS #2: And yes it's not for free. I can't be giving out such mouth watering offer for free to the public. I ain't no Santa.

PS #3: This isn't a scam. An agreement will be signed between me and the interested party for future reference - in case of litigation.

Good afternoon! can a citizen of the US file an immigration petition on behalf of his nephew? and also how can a green card holder who stayed outside the US for over 20 years return back to the US to live permanently again?

LadyGuinivere:
@Justwise I laugh tear cloth.
Why you de bother ? I serzly doubt any person with half a brain wuda taken his advice.
Me make I go face my hustle for today.
Dallu nu o! Chloe o! Prof o! Spykid o! Colored o! Iryan o! The wicked 100dollar o! The missing Tzetzefly o! My hand dey up for all of y'all

colored is dead, iryan killed him! iryan is now colored. R.I.P colored

LadyGuinivere:
Skelewu! Ehheee my own reason for dancing with Allen slightly different o!
Una remember when the son of the most High promised the house 500k if e get the visa without agent?! Chaie! And it came to pass

Chloe! Justwise! TzeTze! Prof! Teeboi sef de that time. Make una all wake! Party de!
Emm 100dollar u no follow this gbedu o! Lol

Congrats Allen. This shows u (and all future potential mugus) that agents are a HUGE fraud.
For hotels, check booking.com . Youl get some good bargains. Look for the hotels that have free buses to disneyland. Safe trip!

yes o I remember, me follow dey here DAT time

simababe:
I made mistake while filling my Ds 160 confirmation no, I inserted d first confirmation letter that was generated, but later discovered dt while printing out, it was anoda confirmation number dat was on top. My son's own is correct but mine is wrong, I've gone to d profile page to correct it but its saying error. Pls what should I do. I wish to submit tomoro cos earliest apptment date is august 10. Pls help and
No 2. Pl while feeling, I didn't see any page where one is meant to insert every day activities that one would do as a tourist and there is no page that that asked of my husband's income, money for trip, flight fees etc. Pls I hope I haven't done rubbish. Urgent help please

I don't really understand no 1 but if you've scheduled an appointment already, you can still be able to update your profile with the authentic confirmation no.
no. 2. every day activities? lol. they don't ask that question it's rather asked differently. is your hubby self employed cuz I have noticed they don't ask income for people self employed -- i may be wrong though. nothing to be afraid of, ds 160 application form varies

[quote author=MrMexs007 post=35330378][/quote]she musta liked your face.

Minet16:

Satan won the boy over by withholding him from attendig the vigil. now he'll also plant an evil seed in the woman's heart saying "God i blame you for this, it's because i was in church today,if i had stayed back, he wouldn't have died" . Thereby discouraging her from attending church. That all the devil wants.
John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.



#@MINET16

what is wrong with this one

easyelliot:
They 've been married for 3 years and he has been visiting her in Nigeria anytime he has vacation. So now she wants to visit. So please advise what she needs to do and what she needs to have to file for the B2 visa?

Thanks

let her visit this site www.ustraveldocs.com/ng and follow the procedures

LadyGuinivere:
This woman! The way u de monitor me I de fear o! Make I pack ma bag run go sokoto.
We thank God o! Night good o just say woman need to wake early to chase money which seems to have grown wings now!
Ow ur own night? A larukwa?

lol Abeg I be man o. anyi laru ofma

easyelliot:
I have a Yankee friend based in the US who is married to a Nigerian wife. He wants to invite her for a visit.....please advice as to what she needs to do.
Thank you

your Yankee friend's wife is in Nigeria? and your friend wants her to come visit him on a B2 visa? I doubt she'll be given a visit visa to the U.S. because the intent of your Yankee friend doesn't look pure if you know what I mean. abeg Lady g and Chloe where una dey

LadyG u don wake? how ur night

Elparaiso:
My interview was 6:30 am... I've been approved.... Thanks

congrats

john2care:
I wore my Navy blue Suit worth of 150k, no tie or chest handkerchief and wore my Superb perfumes that can smell for two weeks and also put on my wedding ring which my

Sweet wife put on too but dressed simple while i kept praying in tongues arresting all the VO's Spirit to favour me
Us(Spouse&I): Goodmorning with smiles
Vo: Goodmorning, can you please pass your passports.
Us: Passed passports
Vo: Kept typing on the Computer screen for 10seconds.
Vo: Are you couple?(she asked that because my wife and I are very young, when husband is 24 what do you expect wife to be...Lol..)
Us: Yes.
Vo: Why are you going to USA
Me: I want to visit USA for a change in Vacation taste because i've visited UK and ireland before we got robbed of our old passport and money in December, 2013
Vo: Turned towards me, where in US are you gonna stay?
Me: I mentioned the name of the hotel and stated the full address
Vo: where do you work and what do you do for living
Me: I work as ************ in Quality Control section in so so so institute
Vo: Is it a company or your own Job
me: The company employed me as so so so...
Vo: what do you do in your Section...
me: Our responsibility is to carry out quality analysis of the received Crude oil products...We are to guarantee quality assurance of all products transported through

the pipeline. because All oil products are transported in a single line at intervals or in batches. The task of ensuring that the products are not contaminated is of

great essence so we test products for different quality characteristics. Products are only accepted for discharge if results indicate conformance to specifications
Vo: How much do you earn...
me: I earn #***,***.00 Monthly
vo: (turn to my wife) She said Babe where do you work and what do you do there(because my wife look much younger like secondary school girl)...We all smile together because she called my wife

babe..
Spouse: I work in ****** College as teaching staff, I teach Junior Student Basic economic and Social Studies
Vo: How much do you earn monthly
Spouse: I earn #***,***.00 Monthly (mind you, my wife and I are graduate and we have good job and make good money at tender age)
Vo: Have you both travelled out together as family.
us: Yes
Vo: where did you visited
Me: I Visited Ireland alone around July,2013...My wife and I Visited my Aunty in UK around December,2013 because she's a UK Citizen...She invited us for marriage

counselling after our Wedding Ceremony. My Aunty did the counselling because i'm the only child of my parents and my mum has gotten to her menupos so i have to get

marry early to continue child production for them (We all smiled including the lady)
vo: which City is your aunty:
Me: I answered
Vo: Where did you visited in Ireland
Me: I visited Cork,
vo: Where did you stay in Cork and what are the activities you did in Cork.
me: I stayed in Hotel...That week was actually a Match week for Celtic FC...As a football Fan, I took transit to Celtic stadium to watch the match.
vo: How many days did you spent i ireland
me: 7days
Vo: pick up ur visa at ********* on Thursday or we will give you a call and handed over the white papers and circle the pick up address on it...

Note: All our answer is stated as filled on the DS form.(No Document was check)

wow! what an interview! congrats. I think the VO initially never wanted to give u guys the visa but as the interview went on you were able to convince her to do otherwise. you sounded confident, the vo saw you know what you are doing. nice one bro!

Elparaiso:
I am getting my visa today ijn

what time is ur interview

sweetg:
Thanks @chloe7 we have done that but we then have a new barcode that doesn't match the interview letter. And she won't be allowed in if the barcodes doesn't match.

i think all u have to do is to update ur profile with the new barcode. however you will still need the old barcode for ur interview. you will go with the old and the new one. I stand to he corrected

johnydon22:
click my profile, click my story link MY FATHER'S WIFE. . . . you will see my number hit me up. . . am in enugu too

just joined your story telling forum. are u on whatsapp

LadyGuinivere:
Has the implication of this legalization of gay marriage in all all 50states?
Visa go hard gan! Cos naija red eye sharp boy go turn gay o!

no be small. guys go dey use gay amnesty try get visa

nice one though still doesn't change the fact travel history and home ties increases one's chances than observing the tips mentioned

slicebeat:
Can I still do a divorce paper from Nigeria ? Can anyone help ?

you migrated to the us on a tourist visa? come marry oyinbo for green card abi? I laugh...

johnydon22:
You live in enugu?

yup