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Education › Re: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by colored(m): 12:35am On Jan 20, 2015

Dickpud and honeypud

Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Muna Obiekwe On A Dialysis Machine, Prior To His Death by colored(m): 7:26pm On Jan 19, 2015

ada40:
This one is a big loss to Nollywood. so sad
so sad I was expecting to hear is a rumour after I read about the death of this good looking and brilliant actors yesternight, I think Nigerian actors/actresses need to be going for deliverance after acting some dangerious scripts or scene, because this is Africa, sometimes what you act in a movie may start hunting your life physically. I can direct you to this DELIVERANCE MINISTRY watch this video to see for yaself, it could save you or someone else https://www.nairaland.com/1262082/how-conquer-barrenness-poverty-spiritually/126#29880481

i cannot believe you said that. In the 21st century Africans still think like early men. What a backward nation with backward people. Jesus christ!!!

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Business › Re: How Is The E-cigarette Market In Nigeria? by colored(m): 4:32pm On Jan 17, 2015

Neplusultra:
Wot more can I say END TIME TINS!!!! See how dey are even feeling ontop of d whole identifying with it.

die b*tch! Die!

Crime › Re: My Sister Was Almost Kidnapped Tonight by colored(m): 10:29am On Jan 16, 2015

Weselion:
Thank God she's save

safe not save. I understand that english is quite complex but it shouldn't be an excuse to comitting blunder

Crime › Re: My Sister Was Almost Kidnapped Tonight by colored(m): 10:18am On Jan 16, 2015

patrickdarlins:
i thought she broke loose and ran away......

u know weda na d date send guys to follow ur sister to check if she will branch another mans house??....

bia.....nor go give yeye testimony on sunday oo....

wake ur sister up dis night..by 1am....shine touch for her eyes...and ask her

madam...WETIN REALLY HAPPEN??

you deserve a trip to maldives! His story doesn't even scream kidnap. Nigerians always making mountains out of mole hills

Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by colored(m): 4:06pm On Jan 15, 2015

Jeezyy:
Just follow what your Bible tells you

you mean the bible filled with over 101 contradictions? Or you talking bout another one?

Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by colored(m): 3:43pm On Jan 15, 2015

This explains why the bible is full of contradictions

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Covers Blanck Magazine - Pics by colored(m): 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2015

checkdate:
who ever that is promoting this rubbish this woman is doing by alowing or by bring this kind of unfruitful and useless news to the pront fage

i decree may Almighty God Intervain in all areas of your life so that you will change positively.

I feel sorry for you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by colored(m): 5:56pm On Jan 13, 2015

DavidGodwin:
Abeg clear road joor

I don't really understand what you mean by your statement rather if you aren't in support of her statement then i feel terribly digusted for you because you're dumb and gullible! I'd never wish to be you

Christianity Etc › Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by colored(m): 5:35pm On Jan 13, 2015

Solange3:
I'm not here to condemn the pastor or say he's lying. Ofcuz a revelation of such may come. But on the other hand, it may just be a psychological trick the pastor used.

Ofcuz all those things he mentioned happen on a daily basis and oh yes! Many come to church straight from their boyfriend's house and the pastor is already aware that a lot of youths come to the church and are victims of such.

I don't support the Sin he mentioned anyway

you are the smartest nairalander! Not all these gullible peeps here who believe whatever comes out of the mouth of a pastor

Christianity Etc › Re: Sex In The Church! Wife Accuses Top Lagos Pastor Of Sleeping With Church Members by colored(m): 3:42pm On Jan 09, 2015

kennygee:
End time pastors, lots of wolves in Sheep's clothing out there.

must everything be about end time? Gosh you guys make me sick!

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by colored(m): 9:07am On Jan 07, 2015

In my dream I was was walking a long journey (to an unknown destination) then at a point I got to a bridge; the bridge was damaged; the only way to get through I was told to take another route. So then I took the new route. After walking the new route for two days I arrived back at the damaged bridge. I got frustrated that I decided to cross the bridge then... I woke up

Christianity Etc › Re: Issues About Sex In Dream, Spirit Wife, Spirit Husband, Spirit Children by colored(m): 8:44am On Jan 07, 2015

Only Nigerians believe stuffs this and I am proud to say I don't!

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Romance › Re: Yuletide: Lagos Lovers Flogged Unclad For Having Sex In Bus by colored(m): 1:42am On Jan 07, 2015

Obinoscopy:
You deserve to be banned for this insultive statement of yours.

To respond to your question, sex is worth waiting for. You have to be sure she's the one for you before having sex. And the only way you can be sure is when you're both married.

put religion aside and have a more secular ideology towards life. There's nothing wrong in not having to wait to have sex. And btw it's "insulting" not "insultive". Pay attention in class.

Politics › Re: Judiciary Workers Closed Down All Courts Nationwide by colored(m): 5:54pm On Jan 06, 2015

It can't be! My dad has a case next week that would boost his financial status tremendeously if he wins. They better call off the strike asaply!

Romance › Re: Yuletide: Lagos Lovers Flogged Unclad For Having Sex In Bus by colored(m): 4:59pm On Jan 06, 2015

Obinoscopy:
Lack of home training. I wonder why our young generation are so morally bankrupt. Why can't our young ones wait until they get married before contemplating sex?

SMH

why should they wait until they get married? Dumbass n*gga

Christianity Etc › Re: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by colored(m): 1:11pm On Jan 06, 2015

Enosa1:
U nor go nor really know. How wish many nairalanders will attend any of his service first before typing rubbish.

i don't need to attend his service to know he has hearing issues. What do i mean by hearing issues? He doesn't quite hear clearly what God says to him. Believe me i have encountered people like him and 100% of their prophecies are inaccurate!

Family › Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by colored(m): 5:24pm On Jan 05, 2015

haryormeedeh:
since you saw the signs before marriage, you should blame yourself a little. separate for a while sha and see if it works out but I don't encourage divorce

why wont you encourage divorce in a case like this? You are gonna end up dead if you ever fall a victim of dosmetic violence and abuse by your partner.

Politics › Re: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by colored(m): 10:49am On Jan 04, 2015

seunlayi:
that means if I gave you scholarship, you won't collect your cert? you will go about later in life with tty fee photocopy of your scholarship cheque? smh

he's just as dumb as buhari. Buhari never valued western education and we all know that. Buhari doesn't have a certificate

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Politics › Re: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by colored(m): 10:35am On Jan 04, 2015

eedris07:
Buhari get cert, Buhari no get cert.... Dats not wat we r demandin 4..

We r demandin 4 sm1 who can use his no.6 to mek Nigeria a better place..
We r demandin 4 a leader dat can build n invest in Nigeria...
We r demandin 4 strong minded leader who knw wat his doin...
We r demandin 4 dat leader who can fight 4 his people...
We r demandin 4 change....
We r demandin GMB to be d President of federal reublic of Nigerian...
SO BUHARI ALL THE WAY

#CHANGE

f*ck you, ugly. No one has to tell me you're a f*cking religious bigot and a tribalist.

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Family › Re: Nobody Wants To Marry Us, Employers Reject Us, Our Skin Is A Problem –albinos by colored(m): 11:54pm On Jan 03, 2015

Akbee:
I don't no which school of tot u belong.as for me the Bible is the source of my inspiration
"God created man in His own image,
in the image of God He created him;
male and female He created them.
God blessed them." Genesis:27-28
"God saw ALL that He had made, and
behold, it was very good." Genesis:31
An albino is just the
same as you and has differences as all
human beings have from one another. God loves variety. He made many colors
and kinds of people in our world and He
loves them all.

then you're implying it is safe to conclude that transgenders, transexuals, gays, lesbians and bisexuals are part of God's plan? Wow, the law and the society must be ridiculously flawed for not accepting the afformentioned set of people

Family › Re: Nobody Wants To Marry Us, Employers Reject Us, Our Skin Is A Problem –albinos by colored(m): 11:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

Akbee:
I don't no which school of tot u belong.as for me the Bible is the source of my inspiration
"God created man in His own image,
in the image of God He created him;
male and female He created them.
God blessed them." Genesis:27-28
"God saw ALL that He had made, and
behold, it was very good." Genesis:31
An albino is just the
same as you and has differences as all
human beings have from one another. God loves variety. He made many colors
and kinds of people in our world and He
loves them all.

Travel › Re: Finally, My Experience Flying For The Very First Time by colored(m): 7:21pm On Jan 02, 2015

Chinoble:
O God, wen do i geto travel by air(plane) biko?

pretty soon bae. Have faith. I know you'd enjoy it. It's quite fun and adventurous

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Health › Re: Kano Is Nigeria’s Drug Abuse Hot Spot- NDLEA by colored(m): 11:56pm On Jan 01, 2015

UncleSnr:
Why not? That's why those bigots will be easily brainwashed to believe that heaven is all about fucking 72 virgins... Mtcheww!!!

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are you a christian?

Nairaland General › My Advice To Nairalanders For 2015 by colored(op): 1:25pm On Jan 01, 2015

Job seekers: I don't know how long you've been searching but I want you to know that not everyone is mean't to work in an office. Who knows you may be successful if you start up your own business.
Visa applicants: don't run out of the country in search of greener pastures. Nigeria is fertile! Endure the struggle, patience is a virtue. If you have been denied visa to a country a couple of times, try another country.
Upcoming music artists: be creative, do not copy any established act out there, be original. Keep re-inventing yourself and your art. Organise local city tours. Who knows if that is how you would get spotted by a label.
Jambites: have you written jamb for over 5 years? If yes, pls go learn a skill education isn't for you. Then are you about writing for the first time? Study!
Undergraduates: Study!
Aspiring wives: your husband ain't gon find you if you don't make him find you. Attend every event as possible relevant or irrelevant. Dress to be noticed. Always try to look sexy as possible. Have you ever wondered why those gurls you see as whores get married on time? That is because they weren't roaming the city in unsexy dresses when they got spotted by their life partners. Dressing like ps. Kummuyi wife is taking you no where.
Barren women: quit wasting your time deluding yourself on God's time. Go adopt asaply!
I'm happy to welcome you guys into 2015. I know most of you already making up your new year resolutions which most of the time doesn't end up feasible. Guys please, please and please if you want anything this year go out, move out of your horize, get to the extreme to get it! Nigerians are caught up in a world of delusions where they believe god will do whatever they want. Your destiny is in your hands. Work hard to get what you want. Don't rely on anyone.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by colored(m): 9:39am On Jan 01, 2015

koligs:
Daddy adeboye should av prayed for nairalanders and their ftc things as well...
I shall not loose any Nairalander this Year!!! Click like if u believe

you mean lose? You spend a way lot of time in church. Stay in school.

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Culture › Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by colored(m): 5:47pm On Dec 31, 2014

Vision2045:
dis last min remembrance...an Oct post making front page on the last day of the year...

okay then...I pray that all ur blessings still hanging will locate you today....

another typical Nigerian!

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Culture › Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by colored(m): 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2014*

You forgot to mention that Nigerians paint every incidence not favorable to them as spiritual. Example, a guy that gets turn down on an interview self-assuringly accuses his village peeps for using juju to sabotage him.

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Nairaland General › Why Is ALCOHOL Not ILLEGAL? by colored(op): 7:53pm On Dec 30, 2014

When marijuana and prostitution are? When alcohol causes things like fight, accidents, car crashes and even death. They should make all 3 legal or make all 3 illlegal. Might as well legalize the other two so we can get some money out of this horrible economy. What do you guy think? Agree or disagree?

Family › Re: Nobody Wants To Marry Us, Employers Reject Us, Our Skin Is A Problem –albinos by colored(m): 11:19pm On Dec 28, 2014

Akbee:
those who despise albinos wl one day have one in their families... those who refuse to offer jobs to albinos wl one day work for them...God controls every things n He wishes us to treat everybody equally regardless of age,colour,religious n political affiliations,economic status n cultural background....WE ARE HERE FOR ALL OF US..albinos aints devils.. they few ones i have met are quite unique...God's wisdom is beyond comprehension.. he made sum fair,sum black,sum stammer,others speak with ease..sum r short while odas r tall..albinos aint freaks of nature..so don't discriminate against them..

i totally do not agree with you; God did not create albinos. Albinism is more like a pigment dysfunction. Nature has never been perfect. Just like we have people born blind, dumb, retarded. There are laws guiding this universe e.g the winter season is a slated december through febuary period(a law made by nature/God),if the season should eventually extend into march or april it's simply just a climatic change which is normal but yet has nothing to do with God causing the climate change. God has nothing to do with dysfunctions like albinism and the rest. Would love to elaborate but im driving.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Vision Of Heaven And Hell: Few Questions that need answers. by colored(m): 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2014*

homesteady:
LOL!
I'm 100% sure that if someone visits heaven. and hell and says some sweet things about Mary which will please the Catholic folks and the Pope, they'll start to celebrate the person, and finally make the person a saint after he dies!

Surprisingly I'm a Catholic, but I'm trying to be objective as possible! Removing every form of sentiments!

so not true. The catholic church does not accept every claim of seeing jesus, mary and what so ever. They are lots of people(catholics) whose apparition have been deemed false by catholic church. Before the catholic church accepts a claimed vision, it does its best to investigate the authenticity of the vision. Research thoroughly before you talk

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