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Lucasbalo:Lucasbalo, I'm sick and tired of your impotent boasts, you boasted more than this in 2016 and yet you got your asses kicked at the polls, don't keep your hopes high for November, it's going to be a crimson red bloodbath!!! |
Trying to ressurect a dead career by beefing don jazzy but he understands the game better than you so he decided to ignore you |
Kophschmerzen:Pretending to be the president? So who is the real President? I said it you're delusional and it is brought on by your acute case of TDS, unfortunately for you, your problems are not ending anytime soon, you have another six years of derangement to suffer and that's if you don't expire before then because at the rate you're going, I seriously doubt you will make it to 2024 when Trump will finally step down after a glorious two terms as President of the US. I wish you goodluck on your derangement, you need all the luck you can get |
So you're among those that helped foist that evil midget on Kaduna state |
Kophschmerzen:Another sign of deterioration, your brain has started looping and you keep repeating the same thing over and over again, how many times have I heard you repeat these Lines? Is your brain rebooting or what? You better take this serious o because if that's the case then it means your brain has reached the limit of it's capacity and is about to pack up sorry dear, I'm afraid your brain is on it's last legs and you will soon become a brainless entity wandering aimlessly around the place . but don't worry about the effects on your friends and family when that inevitable event occurs because nobody will miss you or mourn on your account. Your memory will just fade away fast like the picayune nonentity you are |
Kophschmerzen:O my God!!! Soon as I thought you were making an improvement, you've just gone and deteriorated further! O wretched Kophschmerzen!! Who hath bewitched thee thus? Whatever demon that is behind this your affliction must be the wickedest of the lot. Hope he doesn't drive you to bash out your brains on a rock someday . I'll always have you in my prayers that the the good lord may look upon you with pity and cast out the devil that is subjecting you to such mental torture, that's the least I can do ![]() |
happney65:Why are you avoiding answering a simple question? I'll ask again, if you were presented with the two officers in the scenario I painted, who would you prefer? And note, Trump never said McCain doesn't deserve to be honoured, he said he prefers those who weren't captured |
happney65:You're just being emotional, put your sentiments aside and answer the question I asked earlier, who should be honoured? is it a trained officer who successfully carried out his mission and returned to base without being captured or is it the officer who failed in his mission and was captured? Try to put sentiments aside and answer this question truthfully then you can tell me what's there to be ashamed of in what I posted earlier |
Kophschmerzen:You just keep presenting symptoms that confirm your already established debilities, we're however trying to save future generations from getting down with the same mentally incapacitating infirmity that's ailing you so you really need to provide the answer to my question, you owe it to humanity moreover it's becoming apparent you've been reciting your MAGA mantra because your condition is gradually improving. Keep at it boy and maybe, just maybe there might be hope for your redemption |
Kophschmerzen:You didn't answer the question? Future generations of mentally impaired individuals are depending on you o ![]() Please provide the appropriate answer let's know the cause of and profer solutions to this problem ![]() |
happney65:It's normal in human relations that the one who is always blunt and tells people what they might not want to hear to their faces will be seen as very toxic to be around. Just look even within your own circle of acquaintances and you will see that any of them who always speaks his mind without bothering whether people like it or not is usually detested. Trump is loquacious and blunt so it's no surprise he may have hit a raw nerve and hurt people with what he says. McCain in particular owes most of his popularity to his ordeal in Vietnam but Trump bluntly told him he prefers those who weren't captured during the war. I know those words hurt McCain a lot and at face value it looks very disrespectful but if you put sentiments aside and really ask yourself who should be honoured, is it a trained officer who successfully carried out his mission and returned to base without being captured or is it the officer who failed in his mission and was captured? We all know that excellence is what should be rewarded and not failure. Trump said the brutal and bitter truth in a very blunt manner! Now it may seem disrespectful of McCain and definitely caused him some pain but it was the truth nonetheless. McCain's feelings were hurt and he is well within his right to say he doesn't want Trump at his funeral but that doesn't mean Trump was wrong for saying what he said either |
Nice family |
And nairaland immediately carried the rumour to frontpage ![]() |
I was beginning to wonder what has become of him, this one that he hasn't been in the news for sometime now |
True talk |
What about all those pastors asking people to sow seeds of money before their financial breakthrough will come? |
Corrupt masquerade |
At this point, let me pay my respects to a great American patriot Senator John McCain, he lived a great life devoted to the service of the American people. My only regret about his life was that he couldn't prevent that moronic idiot called Obama from becoming president. Though I ignorantly supported Obama in 2008, with the benefit of hind sight, I salute your foresight Sen. McCain, you were right about Obama in 2008, that disgraceful nincompoop wasn't fit for the office of President. RIP Senator John Sidney McCain, the greatest president America never had |
Kophschmerzen:Hey what is it with you and human gonads? This is the 2nd time you're threatening my gonads!! I think we have a deranged, sadistic harvester of male testicles in our midst folks and the fact that you keep calling on wild animals to do your Mephistophelean biddings is giving me a clearer insight into your animalistic personality.You make an interesting case study because From my scientific analysis so far , 1. You seem to be a cross between a wild animal and a prehistoric homo sapien ( which explains your hideous looks and your brain's limitations) 2. The above point also explains your being comfortable with your life of slavery as a beast of burden on a plantation ![]() 3. You had a very horrible childhood and terrible parents(Which explains your total lack of respect or honour for them) 4. Your testicles were either harvested and eaten by your cannibalistic forebears at birth or crushed by your significant other who felt you had no need of it since you aren't much of a man anyway (this explains your sadistic obsession with harvesting other people's testicles) 5. It is clear that you're a raving lunatic but what I don't know is the causative factor for this your particular malady so I need you to pick the correct answer from the options below, do you; A. Wake up everyday at midnight to howl at the moon ![]() B.have recurring visions of you communing with aliens from another planet? C. Think that an orange monster is out to exterminate you and your kind? do you live in constant fear that you might not get home safely everyday because this orange monster is lurking around every corner waiting to pounce on you and devour you? ![]() Plantation nigger Kophschmerzen, it's important you tell us the correct answer to enable us make a proper diagnosis and protect future generations from coming down with your peculiar myriads of infirmities. I said future generations because nothing can be done for you anymore, you're a hopeless case!! But the world will remember you as the fateful Guinea pig whose tragically pitiful life was analyzed for this important study Hope you've recited your MAGA mantra today? ![]() |
Kophschmerzen:Thank goodness you finally mustered enough thoughts to post a response or maybe you waited for your liberal slave masters to feed you your talking points before responding happy to see that you're proudly owning up to your plantation nigger status. You don't have much options though, with your brain in such an advanced stage of putrefaction, you have no choice but to take orders and do as you're told. Kophschmerzen the anencephalous zombie who can't think for himself unless he is thought for, Kophschmerzen the witless robot who can't do anything unless he is told what to do, Kophschmerzen the proud plantation nigger who thinks being a slave is an achievement, what a piteously pathetic existence!!! Just look at the kind of hypocritical jerk you are, your hero is Keith Ellison a perpetrator of domestic violence and an irresponsible father. You're right, you deserve to be on a plantation and be driven daily to hard labour with rawhide whips because you're a senseless buffoon and an unprofitable birdbrain!! At least you accept I was sired by human beings unlike you on the other hand who is a product of a liaison between a gorilla and an orangutan ,you're just a hideous abomination!! Get lost goose! |
Nwaohafia1:She refused to stay in her husband's home? She was the one that bought the house, it was her home, it was her husband who couldn't stay in his wife's home |
elgramz:I tried to reason properly with that guy but he just kept on responding with insults so I decided to start responding to him in the only language he seems to understand, the language of insults! |
Congrats Tiwa!!! Keep making us proud |
Kophschmerzen:I noticed You're just basically stealing and repeating my posts in different words, have you run out of ideas bozo? How many ideas can your garbage dump of a brain contain anyway? You're incapable of thinking!!! Like the enslaved plantation nigger you are, All you've been regurgitating here is what you've been spoon fed by your liberal leftist masters like a garbage in, garbage out zombie. They just dump their garbage talking points in your garbage dump of a brain and you faithfully parrot same all over the place but now that you're out of talking points and your liberal overlords aren't readily available to feed you more garbage ideas, you had to start plagiarizing my posts What a pathetic twit!!!. Again, as the compasionate darling that i am , I will profer a solution to your myriad of infirmities, this should be your mantra henceforth, "A MAGA a day keeps the doctor away" . Repeat this every morning and as often as you can for the rest of the day and you will gradually be emancipated from your mental slavery. And stop watching CNN excessively, CNN addicts are liable to run MAD!!! And you're already showing strains of insanity so I advice you to quit now. Thank me later ![]() |
Kophschmerzen:Have you started having hallucinations? I know I haven't had cause to defend my scrotum from anyone till you threatened it just few minutes ago So where did you get stale from? Plantation nigger Kophschmerzen!! Have you started seeing things? This is the inevitable result of spending your days in stupidity and derangement, now you're totally going nuts!!! One word of advice, if your derangement graduates from this stage to the stage where you start hearing things, just repeat the word "MAGA" ten times and you will come back to your senses ![]() |
Kophschmerzen:Are u wishing I lose my balls to snakes because you have none? sorry dear, if wishes were horses even a miserable, beggarly dumb ox like you would ride but wishes don't translate to reality so you're alone in your ED, TDS, Insanity, foolishness and all other maladies afflicting your wretched soul and body. |
Kophschmerzen:Getting more triggered eh , Lol, you had to write an entire epistle of inanity to express your frustration at being exposed as the meretricious dunce you are. No wonder you're filled with so much hatred for Nigeria, it reminds you of your detestable ancestry. I really pity you and that's all I can do, pity you!! Because you're a pitiable excuse for a human being!! I also pity the people who have to share the same physical space with an obstreperous twerp like you, only God knows how they put up with such a reprehensible character like you but then again like I said, you might be in a mental asylum as we speak so your companions are certainly your fellow lunatics. If that's case then you're in good company I can only wish y'all HAPPY MADNESS!!!! |
Kophschmerzen:Lol, someone has been triggered, I definitely hit on the truth, you're a disgraceful spawn of an abominable family. I didn't really need much digging to know though, if you can dishonor your own grannies by discussing their fvcking habits on a public forum then I can only imagine how nauseating they must have been to you. For you their own grandson to have no respect whatsoever for them that you can splash their sex life online for all to see, then I have nothing more to say than that I am not surprised you turned out to be the fatuous simpleton you are being the despicable descendant of your equally repugnant progenitors. Go get a life lamebrain!! |
Kophschmerzen:Stupid fool, on the world wide web are there no other forums you can infest with your repulsive presence? Why are you addicted to the forum of a country you claim is beneath you? Senile dotard!!! Talking about your despicable Grandparents who I am sure both look like old weather-beaten baboons, how can they fvck anything when even you their despicable descendant can't get it up anymore? If at your age, you're already a worthless , impotent nitwit, then it follows that both your grandparents lost use of their instruments aeons ago. Mr, you better go and cure yourself of your terrible case of erectile dysfunction because it's obvious it's now leading to a mental dysfunction with the way you've been babbling like a rabid dog on a NIGERIAN forum |
Lucasbalo:Mr pathetically miserable lucasbalo, what makes you stupid fools think every Nigerian is looking for US visa? The same discriminatory stereotypes you claim trump has against you is the same you have against Africans. You somehow think anybody living in Africa must be poor and desperate for US visa? Let Obama go to hell with his US visa and you lucasbalo can go to hell with your nonsensical discriminatory mentality |
Kophschmerzen:You can see how much of a confused asinine fool you are, you don't give a fvck about Nigeria yet you're on nairaland everyday ventilating your stupidity, shouldn't you be on dollar land or something? Confused fool, you respect proud black folks yet you call their homeland a backwater hellhole? Lol, whatever opium you're on has diminished your reasoning faculty to near zero level. Look at how incoherent and contradicting your posts are! With the kind of confused brain you have, I seriously wonder how you make it through each day without bringing yourself to grevious harm. It must be a miracle!!! But then again what do I know? This is a faceless forum, you might even be confined in a mental asylum as we speak. Dimwitted numskull!!! |
LordReed:You can see how ignorant you lot are. Within the past one year, Glenn trush, mark halperin, Harold ford Jr, charlie rose, Louis C.k, Harvey Weinstein, Matt lauer, all anti Trump media figures either suspended or fired from their jobs for sexual assault/harassment allegations. So what are you gloating about ![]() |
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sorry dear, I'm afraid your brain is on it's last legs and you will soon become a brainless entity wandering aimlessly around the place . but don't worry about the effects on your friends and family when that inevitable event occurs because nobody will miss you or mourn on your account. Your memory will just fade away fast like the picayune nonentity you are
. I'll always have you in my prayers that the the good lord may look upon you with pity and cast out the devil that is subjecting you to such mental torture, that's the least I can do 
happy to see that you're proudly owning up to your plantation nigger status. You don't have much options though, with your brain in such an advanced stage of putrefaction, you have no choice but to take orders and do as you're told. Kophschmerzen the anencephalous zombie who can't think for himself unless he is thought for, Kophschmerzen the witless robot who can't do anything unless he is told what to do, Kophschmerzen the proud plantation nigger who thinks being a slave is an achievement, what a piteously pathetic existence!!! Just look at the kind of hypocritical jerk you are, your hero is Keith Ellison a perpetrator of domestic violence and an irresponsible father. You're right, you deserve to be on a plantation and be driven daily to hard labour with rawhide whips because you're a senseless buffoon and an unprofitable birdbrain!! At least you accept I was sired by human beings unlike you on the other hand who is a product of a liaison between a gorilla and an orangutan
What a pathetic twit!!!. Again, as the compasionate darling that i am 