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Sirchiboy:
Please how can I become rich.
Help me please

Start reading the Bible , not as a solution but as a guide to wealth

See who you people are forcing on us

Someone that doesn’t even know who he is

Data boys in their face me I face you apartment waiting to receive what to comment

DickenClarq:
Please the so called Gorilla warfare in Nigeria is well contained here at the North East. I am currently in Maidugurir for my business tour and I have been sleeping with my both eyes close without fear because the town is very peaceful.

The Obidient cult group are insulting the president and laying curses on him and no one have been arrested not even the pastor that told Remi Tinubu to poison her husband. If you want to see dictatorship visit some Francophone countries and you will know we are enjoying in Nigeria., You can't even insult Toure of Burki nafaso and go free in the country.

Finally my elder brother works with the UN he clearly told me that this migration death are underreported and it should never be an option.

Please don't encourage anyone to take such route many have died, disfigured, missen, become slaves, trafficked, raped etc.


CROSSING A DESERT, FOREST OR OCEAN IS NEVER AN OPTION.

May God help us

You are in Maidugurir and discouraging someone from going to Europe by Road/Sea ? What’s the difference?

You sleep with both eyes closed , does everyone in Maidugurir do that too ?
Can you go to every part of Maidugurir too ?
If you actually traveled to Maidugurir too by road , then it’s entirely finance related and not your confidence

Leave Obidients alone , be realistic please

I would rather go to even Kenya by road than going to Maidugurir even by air

DickenClarq:
The most fool!sh thing I have ever heard or seen is someone migrating to another country by crossing a desert, forest or Ocean, when your country is not at War or under dictatorship.

People that went to those country legally are still finding their feet and facing though situation and you want to cross the valley & shadow of death to a place where they now use your type for their election campaign just to win Votes. And you might likely be deported on your arrival.

Anyways, some might succeed while others might fail. It might favor others and fail others too. WE'RE JUST AT THE MERCY OF GOD.


May God help us

Nigeria is not at war ?
Have you heard of Gorilla warfare?

Nigeria is not under dictatorship?
Have you heard of Jagaban ?

He thief a whole country’s mandate, Wetn be state project 😂 ??

He went to look after his masters’s interest while his master goes on official duty

gracias124:
thats won't be a problem all is vanity

you don off me finally 😂

Evaress:
Do you know that rejection hurts men so much? Men can't take "No" for an answer. There was this man who kept hitting on me for a long time. During the initial period, the man gave my phone like 20 missed calls. I kept turning him down. One day the guy just called me and insulted me on the phone. When I bumped into the guy on the road, I even still tried to greet him. The guy just snubbed me. This guy never called me again. lol😅😅

I have been rejected many times, I just laugh it off. No hard feelings. Love is not by force o. Please grow up! 😅.

You have been rejected many times ?

Like you ask men out ?

Omo , na everyday I Dey see something for NL oo

gracias124:
why have I never think of owning an iphone, a car or other luxury things?

Because you re destined to di* poor

Obi left billions for Anambra STATE 😎
Tinubu left Billions for Chigago STATE (FBI) 😂

State na state abeg . Make Una leave Jagaban . My own business thrives in hardship , so Tinubu should continue. I’m tired of preaching otherwise 🙅🏽‍♂️

saintmm:
Election cycle and political assassination is like bread and butter
If you know it's just for you to vote, keep your mouth shut in their debate, go out and vote your choice quietly and return to your house except you are a politician.
All those that died on both sides prior to Osun state gubernatorial election had been forgotten already.

So, stay safe, it's political killing spree season.
RIP to the deceased and condolences to the family he left behind.

This is how to live and die like a coward 😎

FlamingBulb:
I saw the news and cried do you know why?

My name is also Jacob and I am from Kogi

I have always been trying all I could to support my wife and 3kids but she never appreciates and uses insult on me on daily basis

This is someone who has never in her life worked so I am the only one working even when I lost my job for 2yrs I still managed to provide and there was nvr a day we did not eat 2times in my house.

Today I did all I could and prepared the best meal for my family and I served my wife this king I can pleased her again but what she said next shocked me.
"weting you dey use Ur head think? I said what I want is rice today and why did you prepare yam and give me"
Meanwhile she just said...ah if I fit see red oil rice...same here told my kids go to lesson when you are back we prepare yam.

I was so angry we insulted each other I used words in her life she will never recover

We have not talked to eachother till now BC I was angry and I don't care if she is too.

I used words I am not suppose to use like I fit kill you for this house you don't know me.

So now I saw this news and was like ehhn

Women can destroy you ooooo, I won't lie to you my wife is 80% good but you see snobbing, ignoring, lack of encouraging words, motivation she lacks to them.

you prepared food for your wife ? What did I just read ?

Only the people who refuse to let go of their old ways remain broke in Lagos.

And by “old ways,” I mean the reality you knew before setting foot in Lagos. Lagos has a way of making you realise that the person you were before you came may not be the person you need to become to make serious money. 😂

I spent one year in Lagos, even though I was very sick, and in that one year, I made three times more than I could have made in Onitsha in an entire year.

My sister was crazy. Her husband was even crazier. 😂 Everything they talked about in Lagos was in millions.

Imagine my kid brother, an ordinary photographer, asking for ₦15m for just a few days’ shoot. Werey was liquid 😂, but he was crazy too.

He wouldn’t even cover my wedding because he would do it for free, but I would still have to spend millions on logistics alone. 😂

My sister, who was once a proper mummy’s girl in Enugu, could now cross a five-lane expressway in about five seconds. 😂

Her husband would wake up by 3AM to get ready for work. I stayed in their house for a whole year, but I barely saw the man except briefly at night. 😂

That was Lagos.

I became crazy too. 😂 For three months, I caught whatever I could and left Lagos.

I may never be Obi Cubana in Onitsha, but I’m King. 😂

For those who have lived and done business in both Lagos and other Nigerian cities, did Lagos genuinely change your mindset about money, or is the whole “Lagos mentality” overrated?

Agbado supporter spotted.

flokii:
Those guys working on that Zuba (Abuja) to Kaduna expressway are trying o.. I never knew the road was that wide till serious work commenced on it.
Now there are options to travel.. either road or by train, no need to be booking flights at ridiculous prices. Truly, PBAT na master strategist.

They should help us revive train from Abuja to Lagos

Na you Dey write comment , na you Dey reply your self . Ontop 30k , money wey no fit buy 2 barbecue 😂

MatrixCircle:
I live in the UK 🇬🇧, I also japa in 2022. While in Nigeria I was earning N150k monthly in Lagos which can barely feed my family for a month.

I relocated. Now I do care job and has rose in the ladder. My Children later joined me and are in good schools with free education in UK 🇬🇧.

I save N2 million naira (£1080) monthly transferred to my Nigerian Bank account. I also have my own house in Uk under morgage, I have a land in Lagos and Abuja. I can boast of having N25, million in my Nigerian bank account.
I have visited many sheghen countries from UK 🇬🇧 because it's as simple as ABC to get sheghen visa as a UK 🇬🇧 residence, even if you like to visit Canada 🇨🇦 or Australia 🇦🇺 from UK 🇬🇧, na ABC.

But when I was struggling in Nigeria for many years, I was unable to save upto N500k ever while in Nigeria, struggling.

Let no one deceive you, if you have opportunity. JAPA !!!!

You make money in GBP and save it in Naira ? 😂😂

bewla:
Walahi my children two of them get this nelfund thing in lasu

For this I will vote even have voted before I will still support Tinubu again

If you could vote incompetence over tea and milo , I wonder what it would cost to take your daughter’s virginity 😎

Indomie huh ? As Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree 😂

Even a blind man can see his defeat

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Even a blind man can see this

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
22. Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone) or investments.

helinues:
I have seen the real video of the officer a d the guy.

The officer was requesting for brine because the guy did not have some documents for the goods he's conveying.

And then the officer said, if it was another tribe, he would have let them go

The emboldened above might sound harsh but that's the reality in Nigeria. The goods with no particular was the main questioning because it's a pattern

You know that “feed the slave and take his brain “ saying 😂😂
I mean ; Each time 30k is handed over to you , a certain part of your brain is taken in exchange

You might be without any brain at all in 2027 😂😂😂

This Fulani boys should just round them up make we rest

A win for Bokoharam

Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 20 characters.

masterflowx:
Life was really difficult for those of us that didn't have family inheritance.
I made my first N1m at exactly 40 years old, 14 of August 2022 to be Precised.
The money was about N1.3m and to my surprise, three weeks later the same year, I made another N1.9m.
In short, I made about N4.6m within 4 months that same year, I'm now 44 years old and God has been faithful.

Nature of business ?

I’m sorry but this is not rape .

The cause of the alleged suicide might not even be related to the whole Odogwu or what ever you guys call him

She has been in the street even before Amaka broke my heart

DiamondsAreFore:
Wow! He got 1 or 2 questions wrong but got the rest right. Overall I'm very impressed with his knowledge of Nigerian history covering that period.
I'm sure if you gave this same general knowledge quiz on Nigerian history to most of our civil servants or politicians, they will fail in flying colours.

Can Tinubu get any of them right ?

He might be more knowledgeable in running a cartel …lol

Nobi who chop deY climb skyscrapers Abi scrabscrapers .

Jayhome24:
You called bribery, favouritism and cheating a success?

You called world cup a success? Pls who world cup epp or put food on his table? Bia, can you tell me last world cup won by Argentina how much of the cash prize dropped in your account? "Poor pipu always get overly emotional over wat profit them nothing..

Pls go nd get work to do not everything aintworth sweating for.

It’s actually putting food on my table . I have made double of a million naira from the World Cup so far . Not to brag, but billions of people around the world are benefiting from worldcup in one way or the other

So focus on the argument/preference and leave the beneficiaries out of your talk

So why bring his face to the public without first using him as a bait to catch the imaginary Alhaji ?

Muscle without brain

Only Self sponsored kidnappers are being arrested . The rest na VIP