₦airaland Forum

ATEAMS:
That church don Brainwashed you finish

even with pidgin English , you still Dey make grammatical mistake .

Abeg speak your dialect.

I would rather throw my money into the River Niger than spend it sponsoring a woman on such an adventure. It always ends in disappointment. I’m speaking from experience. Don’t tell me not all women are the same—I once believed that too, but things played out exactly as my friends predicted. In fact, even if God send (throw down for ) me an angel in the form of a woman, I still wouldn’t trust her.

ChizzyBuna:
He told me he has been working on some big deals.. even if it is $30 bro os that too much for someone earning abroad

Your entitlement mentality eh . Why don’t you have £30 Transmute this anger to work

So the military knows where they are fighting ??

Interesting country

K

TimeManager:
He hates losers too.

God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.


-Kiss the truth!

Carry your second account come beg for 2k

Zero combat skills

Freeeelancer:
Depends on what area of life you are focusing on bruh.

You gat you gat hope
Change direction of life and fire on.

Anyways.
Let me teach you how to read anyone WhatsApp messages directly on your phone.
Might be your kids or youger siblings.

Hold 1k

Check my signature for my WhatsApp contact

All these broke scammers

gasparpisciotta:
I no go school.

Obi will never be President

Learn and move on

Alusiizizi:
Bullshit! Will this reduce the price of garri in Nigeria? Or should we start boiling stones?

na he increase am ??

Kk

Checkwell:
Useless writeup. You are a typical example of oversabi. All this gibberish na for wetin?

Alright

Checkwell:
Useless writeup. You are a typical example of oversabi. All this gibberish na for wetin?

ok

Alas,
my friend, thy troubles do bring to mind the days of my own misfortunes. Verily, I was but a poor lad in the service of my uncle Reuben, who, in his old age, did serve as the keeper of time in a great school in the city of Lagos. His task was a simple one—to ring the great bell that summoned the students to rise at dawn and to retire at night.

Yet age doth weary the body, and so did he entrust unto me the ringing of the morning bell, for he had taken upon himself the toil of a watchman in the neighborhood, seeking an extra coin to sustain his days.

But, lo, my phone was as wretched as thine, if not worse. When I set the alarm for the fifth hour, it did betray me and sound not until the sixth. By the time I reached the bell stand, the sun had already claimed more of the morning than was permitted.

Oft did my uncle stand before the great master of the school, bearing the wrath of his lateness. And so, on the fateful night ere it happened again, I resolved to outwit my treacherous device. If it must steal an hour, then would I set it for the fourth, that even in its mischief, I might yet be on time.

Alas, fate mocked me, for it did leap not one hour, but three! And so did the bell ring not until the seventh hour. The students in their delight, rejoiced, for they had won two hours more of slumber.

But my uncle? His wrath was terrible to behold. By the eighth hour, he was before the principal, and when he returned, his countenance was as that of an angry beast. He sought not to hear my plea, but with the swiftness of a soldier long past his prime, did he lay hands upon me, casting me to the ground. His boots, though worn, did find their mark upon my back and my head, and ere I could utter a word, he flung my bag at me and shut his door against me.

With naught but shame and despair, I called upon my sister, who in her mercy sent me five thousand naira . With this did I board the night bus to Onitsha. Yet my coin was lacking, and so did I stand for twelve hours in that wretched carriage. And lo, the man beside me was crueller than my uncle! The moment sleep did steal upon me and I leaned against him, he struck me with such force upon my belly that I dared not slumber again till journey’s end.

Thus was I returned to the trade I had once sworn never to touch again—the trade of scrap. Yet fortune doth not abandon the man who toils with steadfast heart.

Take heart, my friend, for the gods do not forsake those who endure. In time, shall He who watches over thee lift thee from the burden of debt and make thee a lender. And the purse that is now as empty as the nest of a bird long gone shall one day be filled with gold.

DrAda:
I can see you all don't know about qwen ai. Check it out. It's better than deepseek and for some chatgpt

Does it have an Ap

helinues:
Those who no buy go pay

Trump is just too reckless. One of the reasons I stayed out from the last USA election. Both democrats and republicans policies are just way ward

You stayed out ?

How ?

Samantha125:
Flattered, but I shall abhor thou's request.

To your will, I can lay no chain

Can neither force what isn’t your desire,
Nor kindle flames without your fire.
Still, I wish you good luck on your way,
May fortune smile on you each day my friend

Samantha125:
Flattered, but I shall abhor thou's request.

🫡

Samantha125:
I know, it's been a while and he was the main character... The book is Akpan and the Smugglers.

Within the pages of this book lies a hidden gem,
A part I wonder if your eyes ever caught its glow.

It calls to be uncovered, not alone, but with you.
Shall we let this dialogue escape these borders,
And find a haven where our thoughts can freely flow?

Thoughts ?🙈

Samantha125:
Reminds me of the book "One Eyed Sunday"...

He was a character

Sterling Bank deserve what ever they are getting . They harassed us over a loan my company didn’t take and turn my business upside down

We took them to Onitsha court and they bribed their way out. Exactly what their manager said would happen

We are taking the case to Awka even though I’m not expecting anything from Nigeria judiciary especially the one in Anambra state .

The only thing you need in Nigeria is money . Justice is for sell here

Na this one that look like thug I wan learn from ??

When it’s Christian post , anyone can Chuk mouth , but when it’s Allah related topic , you ask me to swear an oath before I can comment

True true , Nigeria is a Muslim country

Babangidapikin:
Good ... I do hope they did a mental evaluation before he was allowed to contest...because some of his policies are looking selfish and self serving ....but that does not mean I will shy away from the fact he was my candidate.

You father dare not talk when your village king talks

Then look at you making recommendations for the first citizen of United state of America

Only raids in the south east comes to media with actual pictures

Hey ,
You mind connecting outside here please ?

Kk

helinues:
Good reforms and policies

What are the reforms and policies ? Btw , can you define reform ??

They should better provide jobs so you get busy

Look at how these northern governors are handling the issue of terrorism, going as far as categorizing them into ‘senior and junior bandits’ or ‘peaceful and non-peaceful terrorists.’

This approach should remain confined to the north. At least in other regions, the few kidnappings involve wealthy individuals who can afford the ransom.

I strongly disapprove of this behavior.

These Abokis and their leaders should just be given a separate country

The Amounts these guys loot makes my heart skip . I am thinking that presidency is not even the issue with Nigeria

It’s not skull , let them go

Hmmm