₦airaland Forum

Nobi my Papa Aboki go kill

Make Werey enter bush go farm himself

You left the captivity with your skull in tact . Run back to SA .

Trump+Agbado

Now all of us are dead

lol , zoo

Hunters traveling to Kano for Salah ?

And they are traveling with their guns ?

Una never talk true

richiemcgold:

Hey boy, it is just 77k, not 77 million.
If you continue like this, you may be penniless within the next 2 weeks.

.. except you have another sure source of income

two weeks ke

4 days max bro .

It cost 10k to just step out and come in Nigeria now . You don’t even have to buy anything 😂

dailybuzzng:
https://www.abujapress.com/2025/03/14-year-old-joseph-majesty-ojochegbe.html

All these big grammar and elaborated sign post just for $625

Either the Governor is stingy, or the person in charge of procuring those machines is just plain wicked.

How do you gift someone a Chinese generator with an aluminum coil and expect them to run a factory?

Akalia:
Happy for them. In my days alawee was just paltry 19,800 after deduction.

I would prefer 15k in your days than 77k now

Kobicove:
It was you who threw the challenge which I have accepted fully.

My only condition is that I don't want or need the 20K per verified proof you have offered.

That 1 million Naira you have that is giving you false sense of wealth I will prove to you that I have much more than that.

The only thing I want is for you to agree to deactivate your current Nairaland account. (You may go ahead and open a new Nairaland account and call it "Concho2" or whatever, I don't care) - But you see this one you must deactivate it!!!

I will show you whatever information you need to prove my financial status and evidence of air travels that will shut you up forever.

Next time before you come online to throw insults and start a dick measuring contest you will think twice.

That your cho cho cho must end today!

Goodluck

Kobicove:
You have just demonstrated how hungry you are if you are bragging with 1million Naira loan that you got and could not pay back to the extent that the bank sent a loan recovery team to your office.

Everyone is not as hungry as you and today I will use you as a scapegoat for dullards like you who open their mouths anyhow because this forum is anonymous.

I will show you my bank balance and evidence of ticket purchases and any documents which prove that I'm in a much better financial position than you.

My condition is that you must first agree to deactivate your Nairaland account after I have sufficiently proved to you with incontrovertible evidence that when compared to me you are a pauper!

I have no intention of deactivating my Nairaland account, nor am I drawing any comparison between myself and you—that would be an insult to me.

I’m simply asking for the barest minimum of proof. My daily revenue runs in seven figures (gross, not net), so why would I even consider requesting a ₦10 million loan? Loans aren’t a bad thing—Dangote built his empire using loans and funding.

I understand that comprehension may not be your strong suit, so let me clarify: I have never had an account with Sterling Bank, let alone requested a loan from them.

I can list three of my businesses that are registered as limited entities and pay taxes to the Federal Government. We are currently in the process of incorporating them into a group company. So tell me, what exactly would I need a ₦5 million loan for?

Bro, I deal in proof, not empty words. I just want to be sure you’re even worth my response.

Kobicove:
Is this not the brainless buffoon who opened a thread to call out Maureen Sylvia because she did not come out to meet him after his impromptu trip to Kano to 'steal' her client and business strategies?

By the way I hope you have repaid the loan you took from Sterling Bank

Yes , I have

Can I have a proof that your transaction history can get you even a 1m loan in any bank ?

Can I see a flight ticket you have bought to any state in Nigeria , along with a corresponding ID to verify your claim ?

I will pay 20k per verified prove

Now you can join the army from the training you already got from your commando boss

Good luck

Kobicove:
If I were the prime minister of Greenland I will deny the airplane of the American delegation landing clearance...if they attempt to land by force I will order my defence forces to shoot down the plane.

Let what will happen happen!

Now go back to your one room apartment

Hope you have agbado to sip tonight ?

mightyhaze:
I spend 10k daily on fruits..


U can now imagine what I do with food...


Food to me is everything



Nke onye ritere ka obu (the one wen u chop na him be ur own)

As in fruit vendor ?

“ ….We also thank you for accepting us as your parents “

How ?

Hhh

While Fulani continues kill*ng and burning houses in Enugu

While Fulani continues killing and burning houses in Enugu

She just used the man to build trust . She is fucking another man . I know these kind of women

Poor intruder

Salewa97:
The only thing I will say is that the international community should start sending troops to Gaza to protect the civilians.

The death toll is too much and it is mostly women and children.

I’m not sure if it’s that difficult to get tourist visa to Gaza . You can remain there as a volunteer. Just few days of training and you start handling semi-automatics .

Good luck brother

princepee:
be strong my akwa ibom sister,
You did your best, you supported him from the beginning.
You gave your heart, your body and soul to him, but he never valued it.
He is a public peniss.
Move on with your life, you are still young and very beautiful...
It's his lose, he can never find true love..
Those coming to him is because of who he is.
You chosed him when he was nothing.
When he was INNOCENT.

Akwaibom girls would give all these and still generous to another dick

santaclaws:
Obviously you just wanted to argue... I don't have time for that bro.

Peace 🙏🏾

I’m not arguing at all. Funny enough, I even took screenshots of your perspective. I never doubted you—I just shared my own thoughts or a different angle on it.

By the way, you didn’t answer my last question.

santaclaws:
You can run a micro-business with 2m or less, even with a few hundreds of thousands: running POS services, selling recharge card, selling derica of rice and beans etc inside a roadside container shop...

These are businesses that can give you N500 to 5k profit daily, at least you will have something to eat, but you wanna run a real business with reasonable daily turnover, you need nothing less than 10m.

On the contrary, bro,

I don’t think it’s always about the capital. More often, it’s about the turnover, the type of business, and the person running it.

You could have ₦10M invested in a business but make less than ₦10K daily in profit.

Meanwhile, someone with just ₦2M in a foodstuff business could be making at least ₦20K daily.

I’m speaking out of experience .
Btw , are you in Lagos state ?

santaclaws:
.

Anyone can start any business with any amount, but the definition of wealth based on N2m reeks of pure illiteracy.

2m cannot rent a shop in a lot of places in Lagos...
Ordinary keke napep is around 4m naira.

If the definition of wealth is just a little above 1k USD then most people here haven't seen any money in their lives.

I’m not protesting your projection bro . I’m just curious on the business part .

santaclaws:
N2m isn't "wealth" but the intent behind your post is nice 👍🏾

$1,300 USD is just something to cope with or start a micro (not even small) business with. Even in Naira, 2m is basically survival money.

It is well though.

How much is enough to start a business ??

NiRfreak:
Congratulations.. Remember me

😂😂😂

drstranged:
Sorry man, such is football ⚽

I won 😂😂😂😂

100k this night .

2k for my girl

30k for my mum

68k for me 😂😂

God abeg

fuckJones:
he should not come back and says something else

I hope your face is not as ugly as your grammar?

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/03/disruptor-in-chief-inside-story-of-the-el-rufai-2027-agenda-to-stop-tinubu/

Summary

Summary:

Former Kaduna State Governor Nasir El-Rufai has emerged as a key figure in efforts to block President Bola Tinubu’s second-term bid in 2027. After defecting from the APC to the SDP, El-Rufai’s supporters quickly moved against the party’s National Secretary, Dr. Olu Agunloye, citing fraud allegations, but also possibly due to Agunloye’s past ties to Tinubu.

There are speculations that Tinubu himself once considered the SDP as a backup plan in 2022, raising doubts about the party’s role in opposition politics.

El-Rufai’s fallout with Tinubu stems from past tensions, including his 2019 comments against political godfathers and his later support for Tinubu in the APC primaries. Despite this, he was ultimately blocked from a ministerial position, allegedly due to security concerns, which some believe were politically motivated.

Now, El-Rufai is not seeking elective office in 2027 but is focused on mobilizing opposition to Tinubu’s re-election. He is reportedly reaching out to northern governors and even warming up to Peter Obi, whom he previously opposed.

Despite El-Rufai’s growing influence, the opposition remains divided, with SDP’s 2023 presidential candidate, Adewole Adebayo, insisting he will run again. This suggests that no single party or individual has yet consolidated the anti-Tinubu movement.

AngelSlay:
Estate in that axis have good security plus you can do car rentals or Uber.

Do you have an agent please