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Helpfromabove1:
Some people go collect and they don they collect since yesterday with different executive orders


The most surprising one is ticktock unbanning aka 50/50 percent ownership, those it means that trump is more powerful that the Supreme Court

You should be in Elementary school improving your English

Temitunz:
lmao..you are not serious

I’m very serious 😂

MT:
Let the drama begins in the US.

Trump is facing the reality now. Talk is cheap.

He promised to settle Ukraine-Russia within 24 hours of taking an oath of office.

He has changed mouth on that.

We are here to see how his proposed tariffs will reduce inflation in the US.

Let us watch the convicted felon do his magic

Are you gay ? Why do you hate the chosen one . Americans has decided, who are you !?

Temitunz:
Yeeeeeessss!!!.. this has been the news I have been waiting for

Work on your tummy

You can take them out of Abakiliki , but you can never take Abakiliki out of them

Which coin should I buy ??

Okortor:
As a tech expert, I earn over 1.5k in dols. So I ensure to advance my tech skill which has increased my income and gotten me many more offers.

Tech to the world.... learn a tech skill today to secure your financial freedom.

Skill like ?

Look her pic again ,

Now if you are the babydaddy , won’t you want her back ?

Kk

Jennyclay:
Nigerian men are so full of evil
I will continue to see men as a criminal suspect because their intentions are always full of evil.

How could you bath your wife with hot oil and still try to behead her again

The murderer should be lock up ASAP!!
Nonsense!!

This olosho is still roaming

This tale beareth an air most disturbing, for I suspect the sons of Master Agwor, my teacher of old, to be the culprits of this mischief.

Indeed, it remindeth me of a grievous episode from my youthful days in the halls of learning, when fate dealt me a cruel hand under the watchful eye of this very man, Master Agwor. Lo, in those days, I found my name inscribed upon his dreaded list of noise makers, being the fifth among the doomed in SS1 E. To be summoned by Master Agwor was akin to a summons from the gods of misfortune themselves. With a visage likened to a gorilla’s scowl and teeth misaligned as though corn poorly ripened, his was a presence that struck terror into the hearts of the unruly.

Yet forewarned was I by my loyal companion Udenta, who whispered to me of my impending fate. He bade me prepare, for my name was called, and flogging awaited. The day passed, and as the hour of dinner approached, I allowed myself the sweet solace of hope. “Perchance,” thought I, “the gods have shown me mercy, and the master hath forgotten.” Indeed, it was a fleeting happiness, like the dew before the morning sun.

But just as my hand was about to plunge garri into a soup as watery as the streams of a parched land, his voice thundered through the air: “If thou hearest thy name, step forth!” My heart, dear friends, leaped into my belly, for I knew the hour of reckoning had come. Yet, being no fool, I had prepared myself. Beneath my garments, I had layered my defenses—a fortress of padded trousers to guard my tender flesh against the biting cane.

Alas, my folly was revealed with the very first stroke, for the sound it produced was like the crack of a coconut upon stone. He paused, suspicion in his eyes, and bade me to step aside. Then came the decree most dreadful: “Strip thy garments!” My soul fled my body at his command, and I stood there, exposed and defenseless. Upon discovering my trickery, Master Agwor, enraged, dealt me punishment most severe—forty-four strokes of his cane, hewn as if from the trees of wrath, upon my bare flesh.

For two months hence, I could not sit upon mine own rear. To eat, to relieve myself, to pray, even to study—I stood, a monument of suffering and shame.

Now, as I reflect upon this mischief, I am certain it is the handiwork of the sons of Master Agwor, for the spirit of their father liveth on in their deeds.

Now, this is rape

Btwn Man U and Arsenal who is more useless

Kk

Hmm

crestedaguiyi:
There would.be.momentum in the market, I don't know if it will be bullish or bearish momentum but I tell you it will be there more than it was the day he won election

What do you suggest I do ? I want to buy and keep

crestedaguiyi:
Crypto ball.

Once the ball is set in motion, the moves will heavenly. Please stay out of the market during the inauguration and few minutes afterwards

explain more please

fuckJones:
Julius is our national chairman, he master law 6 of the 48 laws of power.

Law 6: Court attention at all costs
Surround your name with the sensational and the scandalous.

Better to be slandered and attacked than ignored.

Every crowd has a silver lining.

At the start of your career, you must attach your name and reputation to a quality, an image, that sets you apart from other people.

Create an air of mystery.

Remember: Most people are upfront, can be read like an open book, take little care to control their words or image, and are hopelessly predictable. By simply holding back, keeping silent, occasionally uttering ambiguous phrases, deliberately appearing inconsistent, and acting odd in the subtlest of ways, you will emanate an aura of mystery. The people around you will then magnify that aura by constantly trying to interpret you

Do something that cannot be easily explained or interpreted

Thy words are as a tapestry woven with ambition, yet they lack the gold of wisdom to bind them firm. To court attention for the sake of attention alone is akin to chasing the wind, for fleeting fame builds not the walls of lasting legacy.

Sensational acts may gather a crowd, but they also attract the storm, leaving the unprepared to be swept away. True power lies not in mystery alone but in substance and deeds that endure the test of time. A man whose reputation rests solely on scandal builds his house on sand, forgetting that storms are impartial to the foundations beneath.

Tell me, O wise one, dost thou live by this creed, or merely observe it from the sidelines?

Also, just out of curiosity… art thou married?

Kk

Kk

youngsahito:
Shea u no trust your gf or wetin u want make we do for you?

them Dey trust gf ?

Kk

NonsenseRubbish:
Oga Soro soke !! All this long grammar and epistle... Them later grab you for the site or you escape ?? Abi nkeshi later come bail you ?? I no need to ask about Mr Ekong because that one don dey akwa ibom by now 😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Kk

Ah, poor lad,

Thy tale is one that brings both sorrow and a wry smile to my face, for it awakens memories of my own tale as a humble supervisor in the service of Mr. Ekong.

Being the son of a humble merchant, and unlike those of you whose fathers left treasures for , I had no inheritance awaiting me. Thus, necessity compelled me to seek sustenance under Mr. Ekong, a man known far and wide for his unprincipled dealings in lands not his own (Land grabbing)

It was my lot to oversee the clearing of a plot he had newly acquired in our neighborhood. From the haste with which he sought to develop the land and the price paid for it, it was plain to me that his bargain was as unsound as the ground beneath. Yet, I dared not refuse, for my livelihood depended upon this work—and more so, my foolish desire to appease then-girlfriend Nkechi, whose chief occupation seemed to be the art of draining my purse.

On the second day of this ill-fated task, a curious sight befell me. A bus came speeding toward the site, its intent as uncertain as the fate of a gambler’s coin. At first, I feared its brakes had failed. As I turned to warn the laborers, I found, to my astonishment, that they had vanished like morning dew under the sun’s gaze.

And then, lo, the bus came to a halt, disgorging nine towering men clad in military garb, their bearing as fierce as warriors preparing for battle. Aye, it seemed as though the heavens themselves had declared war upon our humble site.

But this tale is long, and time is short. I shall leave the rest for another day, if it please thee to hear it……

Aa

Kk

Very Poor Combat

Morbeta11:
Ok sir......hope you have food to eat tonight, cos una own a just do write nonsense on nairaland without sustainable bank account balance.

and na them they write nonsense pass .

They would later switch to their begging moniker

Kk