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And when she comes to the sobering realization that reaching the destination does not yield the fulfillment she envisioned, a profound sense of emptiness engulfs her, plunging her into depression 😂

Therapists makes more money in Canada than doctors in USA

Thundafireseun:
I am Igbo and I have freedom to choose my political views and beliefs….

I judge by antecedents….

If you don’t see Tinubu’s presidency as a blessing to Nigeria, you will continue to suffer and will die early….

If you don’t see Tinubu’s presidency as a blessing you will continue to accept propaganda from naysayers

Feel free to ask me any questions

I’m not interested in your tribe .

You might want to face elsewhere

Thundafireseun:
Buhari did worse…..

I’m sure if Peter Obi had the same opportunity he would have done same thing too … with the way he has been travelling since 2023 round Nigeria ….

God bless President Tinubu

God bless Nigeria

You are concerned about Obi’s trips ?

Does your father pay tax to him ?

No need to ask of you , because I know you are jobless . Only jobless people defend incompetence on this tribalistic forum

Reminds me of Nkechi

The daughter of Akpama’s famed old vigilante chief, she whose presence could make even the stingiest of men loosen his wallets at the mere sight of her bosom. Yea, those twin spheres upon her chest, so well-rounded and firm, did seem as though the God himself had spent a full week in careful craftsmanship.

Her height, her eyes, her hips—verily, the Almighty must have tarried long in her making. Yet, despite knowing full well the wrath her father could unleash upon any man who dared lay claim to his jewel, the fire of youth burned within me. Yea, I resolved that, come what may, I would rest my weary head upon her bosom, if only for a night.

And so, on a fateful eve, I led her to a tavern of great renown, and there did I lavish upon her all manner of delicacies and strong drink. With every sip, her laughter grew louder, her steps less steady, until at last, she leaned upon me for support. Thus emboldened, I led her to my humble abode, convinced that fortune had smiled upon me.

Upon entering, she seized me with the passion of a seasoned harlot, her lips upon mine, her hands upon my loins. In that moment, I knew not whether I was in the land of the living or caught betwixt the realms of men and gods. Yea, the night was long, and the deeds many—5 rounds did we dance before the embrace of sleep took us both.

But lo, when the morning sun did rise, she turned to me with solemn eyes and spake thus: “Didst thou touch me in the night?” Fool that I was, I answered in truth, knowing not the doom my words would summon.

Scarcely had she departed when the ground trembled beneath the wheels of a Golf 3 wagon, packed to the brim with vigilante men. Little did I know that others, silent as the night, had encircled my dwelling, lurking behind the dwarf fence of my landlady.

Sensing peril, I leapt through my window, seeking refuge beyond the fence. But alas! No sooner had my feet touched the ground than a slap, mighty as the thunder of the gods, did land upon my cheek, shifting the very alignment of my thoughts. Yea, my vision blurred, my knees buckled, and ere I could reclaim my senses, a great boot met my ribs, followed by the firm grasp of strong hands upon my belt. Like a goat for sacrifice, I was flung into their wagon and carried forth to the place of my reckoning.

What transpired in that dreaded guardroom is a tale for another day. But know this—I live, and that alone is cause for thanksgiving. And verily, I have sworn upon my very soul never again to so much as wave at a maiden who staggereth under the weight of drink.

DyshApp:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/04/sterling-bank-stops-online-transfer-charges-urges-others-to-follow-suit/#:~:text=LAGOS%20%E2%80%93%20In%20a%20landmark%20move,online%20transactions%20by%20its%20customers.

Most dubious and corrupt banking institution in Nigeria . Never you believe anything coming from these guys

Utanisco:
Selling all my house properties thinking I was doing the right thing

Here I am now sleeping on the floor even with cold weather

I have seen things and shege in life I want to let nairaland people to know that no matter the situation in life ,never sell any of your house properties

I have vowed
When God will visit me again
I will mind some stupid decisions in my life

I pray God have mercy on me

You are not worthy to advise any human . You sold your bed , how ?

Cti28:
You only invest what you are willing to lose in crypto

Now try clito 😎

masterfactor:
Rented crowd. There is no different between Natasha apoti and Nigeria politicians, they are all the same.2k must have exchange hand, because she is not as popular has WHITE LION(YAHAYA BELLO)

Learn English first

This man is a billionaire, I have met him in Toronto airport . He is applying caution just to save his skull

Nobi my Papa Aboki go kill

Make Werey enter bush go farm himself

You left the captivity with your skull in tact . Run back to SA .

Trump+Agbado

Now all of us are dead

lol , zoo

Hunters traveling to Kano for Salah ?

And they are traveling with their guns ?

Una never talk true

richiemcgold:

Hey boy, it is just 77k, not 77 million.
If you continue like this, you may be penniless within the next 2 weeks.

.. except you have another sure source of income

two weeks ke

4 days max bro .

It cost 10k to just step out and come in Nigeria now . You don’t even have to buy anything 😂

dailybuzzng:
https://www.abujapress.com/2025/03/14-year-old-joseph-majesty-ojochegbe.html

All these big grammar and elaborated sign post just for $625

Either the Governor is stingy, or the person in charge of procuring those machines is just plain wicked.

How do you gift someone a Chinese generator with an aluminum coil and expect them to run a factory?

Akalia:
Happy for them. In my days alawee was just paltry 19,800 after deduction.

I would prefer 15k in your days than 77k now

Kobicove:
It was you who threw the challenge which I have accepted fully.

My only condition is that I don't want or need the 20K per verified proof you have offered.

That 1 million Naira you have that is giving you false sense of wealth I will prove to you that I have much more than that.

The only thing I want is for you to agree to deactivate your current Nairaland account. (You may go ahead and open a new Nairaland account and call it "Concho2" or whatever, I don't care) - But you see this one you must deactivate it!!!

I will show you whatever information you need to prove my financial status and evidence of air travels that will shut you up forever.

Next time before you come online to throw insults and start a dick measuring contest you will think twice.

That your cho cho cho must end today!

Goodluck

Kobicove:
You have just demonstrated how hungry you are if you are bragging with 1million Naira loan that you got and could not pay back to the extent that the bank sent a loan recovery team to your office.

Everyone is not as hungry as you and today I will use you as a scapegoat for dullards like you who open their mouths anyhow because this forum is anonymous.

I will show you my bank balance and evidence of ticket purchases and any documents which prove that I'm in a much better financial position than you.

My condition is that you must first agree to deactivate your Nairaland account after I have sufficiently proved to you with incontrovertible evidence that when compared to me you are a pauper!

I have no intention of deactivating my Nairaland account, nor am I drawing any comparison between myself and you—that would be an insult to me.

I’m simply asking for the barest minimum of proof. My daily revenue runs in seven figures (gross, not net), so why would I even consider requesting a ₦10 million loan? Loans aren’t a bad thing—Dangote built his empire using loans and funding.

I understand that comprehension may not be your strong suit, so let me clarify: I have never had an account with Sterling Bank, let alone requested a loan from them.

I can list three of my businesses that are registered as limited entities and pay taxes to the Federal Government. We are currently in the process of incorporating them into a group company. So tell me, what exactly would I need a ₦5 million loan for?

Bro, I deal in proof, not empty words. I just want to be sure you’re even worth my response.

Kobicove:
Is this not the brainless buffoon who opened a thread to call out Maureen Sylvia because she did not come out to meet him after his impromptu trip to Kano to 'steal' her client and business strategies?

By the way I hope you have repaid the loan you took from Sterling Bank

Yes , I have

Can I have a proof that your transaction history can get you even a 1m loan in any bank ?

Can I see a flight ticket you have bought to any state in Nigeria , along with a corresponding ID to verify your claim ?

I will pay 20k per verified prove

Now you can join the army from the training you already got from your commando boss

Good luck

Kobicove:
If I were the prime minister of Greenland I will deny the airplane of the American delegation landing clearance...if they attempt to land by force I will order my defence forces to shoot down the plane.

Let what will happen happen!

Now go back to your one room apartment

Hope you have agbado to sip tonight ?

mightyhaze:
I spend 10k daily on fruits..


U can now imagine what I do with food...


Food to me is everything



Nke onye ritere ka obu (the one wen u chop na him be ur own)

As in fruit vendor ?

“ ….We also thank you for accepting us as your parents “

How ?

Hhh

While Fulani continues kill*ng and burning houses in Enugu

While Fulani continues killing and burning houses in Enugu

She just used the man to build trust . She is fucking another man . I know these kind of women

Poor intruder

Salewa97:
The only thing I will say is that the international community should start sending troops to Gaza to protect the civilians.

The death toll is too much and it is mostly women and children.

I’m not sure if it’s that difficult to get tourist visa to Gaza . You can remain there as a volunteer. Just few days of training and you start handling semi-automatics .

Good luck brother

princepee:
be strong my akwa ibom sister,
You did your best, you supported him from the beginning.
You gave your heart, your body and soul to him, but he never valued it.
He is a public peniss.
Move on with your life, you are still young and very beautiful...
It's his lose, he can never find true love..
Those coming to him is because of who he is.
You chosed him when he was nothing.
When he was INNOCENT.

Akwaibom girls would give all these and still generous to another dick