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Politics / Re: Greetings From Anambra APGA by conductor1003: 7:01pm On Feb 20, 2019
Zombie thread.

Politics / Re: Election: Igbo Elders Sing Buhari Victory Song, Do The 4+4 (pix Video) by conductor1003: 1:44pm On Feb 20, 2019
I will sing more than this if Buhari credits my account with 1 million dollars.

At the end of the day, I'm not interested in whether Atiku or Ali Bongo is elected.

I only care about the day the shithole will be disintegrated.

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Family / Re: 4-year-old South African Girl Destroys The Dance Floor, Trends Online. Reactions by conductor1003: 12:39pm On Feb 20, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Nina Ivy Signs Endorsement Deal With Periwinkle Lifestyle Apartments by conductor1003: 10:49am On Feb 19, 2019
Why did she put centipede in her eye?

Politics / Re: Young Boy Predicted Buhari Winning In 2015 Also Talked About Atiku Winning 2019 by conductor1003: 2:48am On Feb 19, 2019
The ediot edited his post only 12 hours ago to this trash.

Sadly, 95% of Nigerians are as dumb as a rock to even crosscheck most of the things thrown to them by their leaders and otherwise cheesy

Politics / Re: See Who Prophesied About 2019 Elections Back In 2015 (pics) by conductor1003: 2:47am On Feb 19, 2019
The ediot edited his post only 12 hours ago to this trash.

Sadly, 95% of Nigerians are as dumb as a rock to even crosscheck most of the things thrown to them by their leaders and otherwise

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Ambushes Boko Haram Terrorist, Kills Three. by conductor1003: 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2019
APC Boko Haram campaign posters found with the Boko Haram fighters. cheesy cheesy

Boko Haram = APC.

This shithole sef cheesy
Travel / Re: Heavy Tanker Explosion At Army Checkpoint In Anambra State. Photos by conductor1003: 10:22am On Feb 15, 2019
Nigeria is hopeless.

This particular checkpoint between Ihiala and Uli has no single importance (except if you count abusing of Igbo motorists and passersby by Fulani soldiers as one) and has caused so much misfortune, accidents and other bad things.

If Nigeria is not a hopeless shithole, why should Fulani soldiers who ought to be in Sambiasa chasing after Shekau and their other terrorist brothers mounting roadblocks in Anambra state that's as cool as ice water?

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Politics / Re: See Responses As Ajimobi Campaign On Twitter by conductor1003: 1:28pm On Feb 14, 2019
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BuhariAdvocate:
The question I want to ask what concern Omo ibo that attacking ajimobi? They will not vote him because they aren't from his constituency.
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Shut your dirty mouth. That "omo ibo" you see is the person whose tax from his registered business is used in running Oyo government not people like who who sell agbo jedi jedi 10 naira. He has every right to decide the outcome of elections whereever he chooses to live in this damned shithole.

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Politics / Re: On This Day: Murtala Mohammed Was Shot Dead In His Mercedes Benz (PHOTOS) by conductor1003: 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2019
Continue resting in hellfire, cancerous terrorist and genocidist.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Okafor Blasts Tunde Bakare by conductor1003: 12:52am On Feb 10, 2019
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Toketimt:


Very foolish ipobian crook. What stops him from leading his congregation to save Nigerian soul? Why should Bakare always do that for him? Oponu.
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Yorobamoozlemslavez, always eager to slam their head right from the mud cement of their thatched hut in Obomoso to the kaphilate capital in Sokoto, all in a bid to defend their Sudan-imported god Jubril.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Campaigns With Swag With His Convoy And Security Details (Photo) by conductor1003: 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2019
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idealogical:



Got to give it to this guy, hope he becomes our president in the nearest future.
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These are the kind of ediots who qualify for presidency in your jihadist shithole. No surprises the rest of the world bemoans Nigeria and whatever fraud it represents.

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor1003: 2:51pm On Feb 09, 2019
nakoks:


Next time you quote me thunder will fire your left eye.You think i am your set?better give yourself brain this slowpoke you think internet can join me with someone like you?
E pain the 14-year old grin

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Celebrities / Re: Favour Umeike Celebrates Birthday, Releases Official Photos by conductor1003: 10:26pm On Feb 08, 2019
What's is this thing in her eyes like bush? These girls should have sense cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor1003: 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2019
nakoks:
Who open cage?
Now is not the time for asking who opened your cage. Just be happy someone took out his valued time to liberate you and your friends from this self-induced asslicking and cock sucking of a mediocre article as ordinary as a car.

Just buy a car and move on y'all 17-year-old kids will just be here fantasizing over a N1.5m C240 that needs electrician every 2 weeks. grin

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor1003: 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2019
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor1003: 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2019
CityNGR:

Apologies not accepted. Benz owners are kings and not drunkards. I will advice you to seek out your colleagues on the derailers paradise thread
See this one dey lamba himself. grin

I bet you 90% of the people on this thread are 17 - 25-year old tramadol/codeine-addicted and pant-wielding yahoo criminals. cheesy

Mercedes, the official car of 17-year-old kids cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Southwest Muslims Endorse Buhari by conductor1003: 3:54pm On Feb 06, 2019
Yorobamoozlem terrorists have always been supporting Buhari their fellow headslammer.
grin

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Politics / Re: Can Atiku Recite The Nigerian National Anthem And Pledge? by conductor1003: 11:20am On Feb 05, 2019
Can Buhari/Jubril even write his name, talk more of singing that sickly national anthem of your diseased shithole? cheesy

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Politics / Before You Think That Nigeria Was Created For Your Own Good by conductor1003: 11:43pm On Feb 03, 2019
In 1912, Lugard returned to Nigeria as Governor of the two protectorates. His mission was to amalgamate the two colonies into one. Although controversial in Lagos, where it was opposed by a large section of the political class and the media, the amalgamation did not arouse passion in the rest of the country because the people were unaware of the implications.[citation needed] Lugard took scant notice of public opinion, neither did he feel there was need for consensus among the locals on such a serious political subject which had such key implications for the two colonies.[citation needed] From 1914 to 1919, Lugard served as Governor General of the now combined colony of Nigeria. Throughout his tenure, he sought strenuously to secure the amelioration of the condition of the native people, among other means by the exclusion, wherever possible, of alcoholic liquors, and by the suppression of slave raiding and slavery.

Lugard, assisted by his indefatigable wife, Flora Shaw, concocted a legend which warped understanding of him, Nigeria and colonialism for decades. He believed that "the typical African ... is a happy, thriftless, excitable person, lacking in self control, discipline and foresight, naturally courageous, courteous and polite, full of personal vanity, with little of veracity; in brief, the virtues and defects of this race-type are those of attractive children."

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[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Lugard,_1st_Baron_Lugard#Governor_of_Nigeria]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Lugard,_1st_Baron_Lugard#Governor_of_Nigeria[/url]

https://www.google.com/search?q=fred+luggard, click on the Wikipedia article
Sidenote: Luggard's only educational qualification was secondary school in the Army. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: This Gaduje Guy Looks Like Someone With A Low IQ by conductor1003: 12:58am On Feb 02, 2019
A typical Nigerian has an IQ average of 67 according to science.
The same science says the IQ of retar.dation is anything below 70 IQ.

So its safe to say a typical Nigerian is retar.ded (with a few exceptions of fairly normal and high IQ individuals) that's why you see them behaving the way they do. Leave Gandunje alone. He's just being yet another typical Nigerian for you.

A typical Nigerian is retar.ded.

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Education / Re: College Of Education Akamkpa Expels Student For Refusal To Sing National Anthem by conductor1003: 10:18am On Jan 30, 2019
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CreepyBlackpool:
Not just expelled, she should be arrested too!angry

Rrrrruubish!!!!

How dare she disrespect our great nation?!
Is she mad?!

You don't have the right to not join the national anthem,
unless you're a lawmaker or a political appointee!!
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Nigeria is a shithole. No human being should be humiliated enough to recite the garbage Nigerian anthem that's full of lies and deceit. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Why Was Awolowo Denied A National Burial Unlike Ojukwu A Seccesionist?..(pic) by conductor1003: 3:56pm On Jan 29, 2019
Awolowo the Afonja choked on a bottle of otapiapia. That's why cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's girlfriend, chioma shares new beautiful makeup photos by conductor1003: 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2019
Sometimes I'm made to believe that Nigerian girls purposely glue these palm frogs into their eyelids to annoy people.

WTF is this shit? Is this how a normal human eye should look? Don't these girls have mirrors in their house?

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