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Health / Re: What Some Human Organs And Parts Are Worth In The Black Market (Photos) by Coneheads(f): 7:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
Drniyi4u:
A whole skull nko?
we are sure you are asking on behalf of all afonjas grin And headhunters grin

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Reaches Agreement To Sign Chile Midfielder Arturo Vidal by Coneheads(f): 6:55pm On Aug 04, 2018
Nice one for Arturo Vidal . Btw,lzaa,immhotep,pls which club is Arturu gambia bamoski dey support? grin grin

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Politics / Re: Katsina Refinery: SouthSouth Governors, PANDEF Speak On Anti-Buhari Report by Coneheads(f): 4:58pm On Jul 28, 2018
maiTurawa:
CAUTION!!!! NIGER REPUBLIC GETS FUEL TOO:

The Katsina refinery is intended (mind you guys) not to refine Niger Delta crude but NIGER REPUBLIC CRUDE.

And possibly crude from Niger state of nigeria

but isnt there an existing refinery in kaduna already,why built another one in nearby katsina?
Its utterly senseless!.

There are 2 in the south and 2 now in the north! Waste of funds.

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Politics / Re: Katsina Refinery: SouthSouth Governors, PANDEF Speak On Anti-Buhari Report by Coneheads(f): 4:53pm On Jul 28, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Last time I checked, zombies are walking dead people who thrive in darkness and only respond to specific kind of stimuli.

PDP died since 2015 and has not won any election since then cheesy

If you talk about zombification, you can find it with PDP.

Spreading lies and propaganda of division == is PDP

Politics of bloody methodology === is PDP

What stimulates them? === The desire to loot and the thought of getting their hands on the national cake again.

All the above chsracteristics actually show PDP are zombies and their followers have been zombified by them.

They hope and pray for a resurrection by their dead party but alas PMB 2019 issagoal.

Zombies == PDP apologists
Wailers === PDP apologists

No food for una again. grin
See painment o grin

Sharpshooota wetin u do this zmB nah? grin

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Politics / Re: Photos From Mass Burial Of Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by Coneheads(f): 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2018
comshots:
AK47 with few bullets while bokoharam were armed with sophisticated weapons.
indeed. Few buh enuf to massacre unarmed ipob and niger deltans,huh?

Lzaa can u imagine this?

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Politics / Re: Photos From Mass Burial Of Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by Coneheads(f): 6:17pm On Jul 24, 2018
ojobek:
As if Nigeria worth dying for.
thank you.
I just wonder what they died for.
And i know majority of them will be southern soldiers.
Buh shebi the army said they didnt lose any soldier! Didnt that pathologic liar,lying mohm'd accuse media and nigerians of paddling false news?
Again,i got no pity for the army,you ppl killed unarmed ipobs and niger deltans everyday,so u get what u do. God have mercy.
Lzaa

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Technology Market / Re: Unlock , Flash And Repair All Kind Of Phones Here . (sango Ota) by Coneheads(f): 1:42pm On Jul 24, 2018
berbz:

Good day sir
What's the model?
please can you help unlock my nokia 6303ci?
Technology Market / Re: LG 32 Inch Plasma TV At Affordable Price by Coneheads(f): 1:29pm On Jul 24, 2018
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Politics / Re: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by Coneheads(f): 1:04pm On Jul 24, 2018
sarrki:
North wants Pmb our at all cost
They should remember know one will allow another 8years in the north
lzaa looks like this "i yam a patriot" zmB eye yaff clear grin

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Sports / Re: Sarri To Go Extra Miles In Keeping Hazard, Courtois And Willian at Chelsea by Coneheads(f): 12:48pm On Jul 24, 2018
Whatever u do,keep cutois.

However,coneheads are confused about Sarri. They are thinking it is Garri Sari Igamu grin

lzaa

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Politics / Re: APC Becomes Minority As 15 Senators Join PDP by Coneheads(f): 12:43pm On Jul 24, 2018
MANNABBQGRILLS:
Now, this is funny! The more losers gathered, the more painful their defeat will be. Their loses have started already. Hence, their shelter skelter running. Political prostitutes! Sai Baba we stand with!
you are pained. little by little,you've finally revealed yourself as a real zmB. You are also confused now..be careful so u dont grill ur balls by mistake grin grin

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Politics / Re: APC To PDP Defection: No Man Of Honour Will Return To His Vomit - Oshiomole by Coneheads(f): 12:37pm On Jul 24, 2018
4kn apc is a vomit still being emitted. Yuck
Car Talk / Re: Top 5 Countries Nigerians Import Cars From by Coneheads(f): 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2018
Always Antwerp cool
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tension As Saraki Sneaks Self Into NASS In Rickety Vehicle by Coneheads(f): 11:00am On Jul 24, 2018
May God continue to set confusion and crisis in that evil apc
Politics / Re: Saraki Goes Underground Following Police Invitation, Invasion by Coneheads(f): 10:56am On Jul 24, 2018
Sophisticated morons brought this upon the nation. They will never go unpunished. Btw,serves saraki right.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 10:37am On Jul 24, 2018
GavelSlam:

You should have told me yours was in prison.
Don't follow her footsteps otherwise you would be hung in Thailand.
zmB 1st class grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 11:50pm On Jul 22, 2018
Viewing this thread: ewedu generation. coneheads. grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 11:47pm On Jul 22, 2018
GavelSlam:

Lives a decent life not like your prostitute ma.
a decent life in elite prison grin with pyjamas grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 11:46pm On Jul 22, 2018
GavelSlam:

Lives a decent life not like your prostitute ma.
a decent life in elite prison grin with pyjamas grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 11:41pm On Jul 22, 2018
Coneheads are all cumming grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Coneheads(f): 11:34pm On Jul 22, 2018
Conehead mentals grin
Celebrities / Re: Dewy Oputa: My Parents Accepting I Am Lesbian Was Hard – Charly Boy’s Daughter by Coneheads(f): 7:06pm On Jul 22, 2018
berryford:
No parent will accept their daughter as a lesbian undecided

yes. CB is just pretending,deep within,he is sad.
Politics / Re: R-APC National Assembly Members Plot Mass Defection July 31 by Coneheads(f): 6:09pm On Jul 21, 2018
modath:



I kuku dey here kampe!!!! We dey biz section dey rough am dey go , e taya person to drag mata here..

Bubu do me many things... E dey vex me bad bad....sad


haba,zmB,dont tell us u are nolonger a psy baba o! grin

Omenka passingshot tonyebarcanista lzaa ilekeh
ciadeepcover2 grin

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Coneheads(f): 5:46pm On Jul 21, 2018
Proudlyngwa:
I understand it's not easy being a cone head Accept my sinparty on your predicament
pull up ur pants grin

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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Compares Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Kemi Adeosun - See Result...!! by Coneheads(f): 9:37am On Jul 21, 2018
harmonyglobal:
as simple as ABC, pls make them undstnd cos av so many gullible nigerians on this stread. We are comparing perfomance not qualification

see them,ASSOCIATION OF NEPA BILL CERTIFICATE HOLDERS grin
lzaa immhotep

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Coneheads(f): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2018
Proudlyngwa:

Madam, this is a game forum, there is somewhere called politics section, abeg carry your wahala go there.
shatap tongue

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Coneheads(f): 9:24am On Jul 21, 2018
Proudlyngwa:
My dear we don't tolerate that here
do you,now? I said,apc izza a scam angry

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Coneheads(f): 7:59am On Jul 19, 2018
Apc is a scam grin

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Culture / Re: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by Coneheads(f): 7:52am On Jul 19, 2018
coneheads are backward people

coneheads are sophisticated morons

They coneheads r so dirty

The coneheads are useless

The coneheads are senseless

The coneheads are undisciplined

They coneheads are inferior

The coneheads are gullible

The coneheads live on trees
The coneheads are poor

Coneheads spread diseases and they are enslaved by hausa/fulani
grin
!!!

Thats why oyinbo ppl are confused about Africa.

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Culture / Re: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by Coneheads(f): 7:34am On Jul 19, 2018
post=69509239:
The western world has a great misconception about Africa. It is really very funny when you meet some westerners online and they think Africans are barbarians. Perhaps it is due to some of the images they see about the continents on news networks. Sadly, what some of these westerners fail to understand is the fact that Africa is a beautiful continent. This article will focus on the things Westerners think when they hear Africa.

7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa

#1. Coneheads Live On Trees

One of the things westerners think when they hear Africa is that we live on trees. It still a puzzle while some people from the western world will think that Africans live on trees.

For Clarity sake, Africans don’t live on trees or forest. Rather they live in houses with modern infrastructural facilities.

#2 Coneheads Are All Dark Skinned

Another great misconception the westerner world has about Africans is the fact that they are all dark-skinned. This is not correct as they are people in Africa that are light skinned.

As a matter of fact, people from countries like Tunisia, Morocco, Egypt etc are all light skinned and they are Africans.

#3 Coneheads Are TechnoPhobe

The Westerners believe that Africans are Technophobe. In other words, they know nothing about Technology.

They believe that an average African can’t even operate a computer. Yeah, that is how bad it is.

#4 Coneheads Live in Bush

Some Westerners still believe that Africans live in the bush. In fact, most of them believe that there are no beautiful houses on the continent.

Perhaps some of the movies they watch about Africa make them believe that the continent is inhabited by savages. This is not true, they are beautiful and modern houses in Africa, some of them are more beautiful than the ones in the Western world.

#5 There are no beautiful houses in Ibadan

If you are having this misconception about Africa, you better erase it now. They are beautiful mansions on the continent.

As a matter of fact, there are 5-star hotels on the continent that dignitaries from the Western world live when they are on an official visit to the continent.

#6 Coneheads Wear Barefoot

On a serious note, “this one weak me very well”. The Westerners believe that Africans are so poor that they can’t even afford to buy a shoe.

This is a wrong impression they have about the continents. Africans wear the fashionable and trending shoes. Name the shoe brand, we wear it in Africa.

#7 Coneheads Beg For Food

This is also one of the things westerns think when they hear Africa. This is not true, we don’t beg for food in Africa, rather we grow food.

Most people living in rural areas here in Africa eat more than three times a day and they are all happy.

These are some of the things Westerners think when they hear Africa. Share this article on social media and prove to the world that Africa is a civilized continent.


very true. nfnja coneheads fall into all these categories 100%. Oyinbo ppl just described,portrayed coneheads and their ewedu region vividly there grin grin
coneheads are a disgrace to africa
grin

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians In Vietnam Jailed For 28 Years Over Dating Scam Of About $130,000 by Coneheads(f): 8:15pm On Jul 18, 2018
ipobarethieves:
undecidedi dnt trade banter wit kid.Go look for ur mate
go change ur boxas,baba,u are polluting the whole place grin

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