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What a beautifully DEAD THREAD with one post every 24hrs

Let me wait for that usual slime-worm that gets agitated whenever he sees me calling it as it is

2RightHands1Coc:
Can I use Camry 2008 for the business

This same business you started in December, did only 10 trips and decided the money you packed was enough to retire and enjoy the rest of your life . . .

It's now in this January winter you've decided that it's the best time to chop all your retirement money finish and come back to the pond to find fish? 🤡

remi4ever:
Hello Guys.

My Car is a Honda Accord 2009 the 2.0L variant (R20 Engine).

Whenever I turn on my AC on idle the car vibrates, rpm drops to as low as 500 and the car shudders intermittently like it wants to turn off, also there is a drag when accelerating when the AC is on.

If I get close to a road bump, I will have to turn off the AC quickly because the whole car vibrates and drags until I pick up pace again.

I do not have a CEL , and I have also cleaned the throttle body, PCV valve. My engine air filter has been cleaned, too. Without AC, everything works well and it moves fine.

This car uses the [b] DBW (Drive by wire) and I understand that the ECU controls the Idle rpm. [/b]

conner44 jceesquare kingreign nurey macmilla

You need someone with a very good scan tool to help you recalibrate your idle rpms via the OBD2 system.

Alexas58:
I know their patterns, it takes only 3 minutes to relegate them, after wasting many many hours opening email and typing .

I gave him a little beating
I’m waiting for him to recover from bans on many of his monikers

Once they just make a post
They’ll chop another ban again

Very good. I have trailed him and his various accounts to many different threads on NL. The boy is a confirm scam artist and his modus operandi is to sit on a thread with a burner account and accuse all the members there that are genuine of fraud and when others start believing him he will then turn around and scam them.

He tried it in the Uber thread in the business section but I was there to burst his bubble. See the link below for more of his shenanigans I uncovered on this very thread in the past that made even the innocent ones here to almost lynch me lol

https://www.nairaland.com/6318352/crypto-currency-investors-thread/3352#126762318

He has many accounts and monikers he uses in swaying public opinion to his side.

WHERE IS lrman THE BIGGEST SCAM ARTIST ON NL?

I don't see him posting here anymore abi una don uncover him various monikers and scam accounts? lol 😆😂

When I came here screaming you all thought I was capping right? Now Una don see wetin agbalagba dey see from the foot of him bed wey no dey visible from the top of iroko tree 🌲


Happy trading to the rest of you all. Be vigilant

Nelochukwu:
Bro calm down. This is the same module business men use. Dey use liability(loan) to fund risk assets. Same thing every business does also. Like even banks (DMBs)use liability(demand deposit FD ETC) to fund risk assets (loans. Facilities etc).

In my opinion it makes perfect sense to get moove vehicles and calculate depreciation for 5years cash out and still have the asset after does years.

The whole point of it for any business to to bridge finances and free up your capital for other ventures while u trade and profit with liabilities

Onye ala na uche ya so. Leave mad man abeg. I like am like dat

No mind am. When people without a single iota of business sense open their mouth to speak it is usually very easy to know

TheModerator:
Your goat driver drives seven days of the week. He's obviously paying nothing less than N14,400 daily. Do the math yourself to see what he pays moove weekly. For everyday you drive on move, you pay N14400. Are you getting it? I don't know why I have to explain this to a grown man.

I made those fonts big so that you can read correctly, you seem to be blind, deaf and dumb, that's why it's easy to get you deceived on telegram. I bet if you were a woman, you would easily believe lies from men and easily open your legs for anyone that crosses your path. I pray your daughter isn't this gullible. lol

Hahaha 🤣 see this jobless mofo lol. And what makes you feel moove requests rental fees for their vehicles for every single day of the week? 🤡 You're as clueless as they come yet feeling funky like a mad man that just got discharged from yaba left

See you LYING again about making your phone's fonts GIGANTIC for me to see . . . 😆 You that has always had humongous fonts which we have used to yab you here on several occasions? You too lie 🤥

TheModerator:
I'm the one and the last that would ever tell you the truth. Take me as your God for now and always sing my praises. You are now ordained as my hype man. All your iniquities have been purged from this day forward. I will buy you a brain as a reward. Say Amen please?

Stop jumping upandan like a peacock in heat. Show me how your screenshot translates to someone paying moove a total of 100k rent weekly as you claim

I know you're stewpid but at least simple basic math shouldn't be a Herculean task for someone of your mental capacity . . .or is it? 🤔

See how GIANT the fonts on your tiny phone looks lol 😆

TheModerator:
Does it shock you that pay as much as 100k weekly? This is why you should always do your own findings than believing every thrash sold to you. Stop collecting thrash and living in dustbins if you are not a sewage rat

They don't pay up to such an amount weekly you LYING sack of manure

You'd say anything, create any moniker or defame any member here to sway innocent public opinion towards your side on this thread just like the classic troll we have always known you to be

TheModerator:
Therefore, it's better to pay over 100k weekly? I will continue to mention you if you keep sounding stupid.

This your brain appears not to have evolved since the day you were harshed from an incubator. Lolz

100k weekly? Haha 😅 this dream you've not woken up from is really a long one

Anyhoo, dropping paltry 'daily remittances' while being able to freely go to the lengths and breadths of Lagos not minding the road conditions, traffic or distances due to your 'tool' having the absolute lowest possible fuel consumption, free maintenance and also not bothering about any constant 'depreciation of ones personal assets' is something heavenly 🤗

But of course, a reason for the invention of condoms like yourself would struggle to grasp such ideas

It's to be expected

TheModerator:
Of course you will not have anything to explain because you don't know anything, youu are that daft. You talk as if the moove cars come free, only talk about cost of maintainance. Go to Mushin and see dozens of moove cars wallowing snd waiting for repairs. You have no clue about anything, only believe what you are told, that's how goats behave. Once a zombie always a zombie

Oga, even your almighty 'personal' vehicle would need maintenance often you dangerously senile excuse for a human being

Now gatat back into your oblivious hole 🕳️ and stop disturbing my mentions

dav1002:
Mugu, you said omoepena knows how to lie but doesn't know how to cry
While the moderator and dav1002 know how to lie
Now I ask do I know how to cry?

Answer me you foolish nicompoop

Okay it's now confirmed You have a very serious issue with comprehension

I'd have called you your trademark 'dyslexic' lol 😆 but you've not started exhibiting such traits . . . Yet

TheModerator:
I don't know why you brand those cars as "disposable". You pay about 15k daily and more than 100k weekly to them, 15million in three years. Between that and driving my own car, i know which I would go for. Fuel and maintainance can't be an excuse. Besides, the moove cars don't run on water. We have to stop applauding and giving stupid accolades to people. I don't see driving moove as any smarter. Seem to me like the very last resort when there's no other option left.

The bolded is the simple reason why you'd always remain the most f00lish troll to ever grace the pages of any thread on nairaland

I have absolutely nada to explain to you concerning this issue. You can spin up any scenario in your head but reality is always constant

Giddy up boy 😁 your oblivion beckons

TheModerator:
What you have in your bank account is your real earning after all said and done not what is written on the dashboard. That's the point he's trying to make and you are missing it. You should be quiet when grown men are having conversation.

Of course that line in his post is not up for debate 😕 see the paragraph I responded to in his post below

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.

This is the submission I saw that made me wonder in awe at his logical prowess 😏 he wants cheerfulgiver to use his own personal car and leave mooves 'disposable' vehicles just because . . . ? ? ?

Yep, I decided to let the dogs sleep because he would have absolutely nothing logical to say concerning that portion of his submission

You can run along now back into the oblivion you crawled out from

Foreigner12:
I won't swim in the mud with you aburo.
I've read enough from you on this thread to avoid engaging you.
I've got way positive things to do with my time.

Hence my prior statement . . .

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏

🛏️ 😴

Foreigner12:
Are you an adult?
12M annual income means 12M is sitting unused in your account?
You know what renders your assertions flawful? Atleast from the few I read.

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.

No be by chochocho, na by logic.

Hmm, this your own type of logic is not really computing to me . . . Even a whole African richest black man Alhaji Aliko Dangote still goes to beg banks for loans (as your so called cheap bailouts) upandan to do his businesses talk-less of someone like cheerfulgiver who is just a normal guy trying to hustle his daily bread

So someone should overlook something that will work to his advantage just because he has all the money sitting in his bank?

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏

dav1002:
This stupid boy have started again this new year
So I know how to cry?

Ode, I said you know how to LIE very well abi comprehension don dey hard you this 2025 ni?

You've forgotten you mentioned me on the 2nd of January asking useless questions abi? So I'm the one who has started again this new year and not you?

See how the lie dey Sweet for your mouth mami water like you sabi wetin be cry? arindin

Omoapena:
Okay, to the newbies, I'm so sorry if I unintentionally demoralized you, I believe by now, majority of you would have found out you can gross 21m in a year through experience...


Will this apology do sir?

Hmm, I think it's better you post the apology to the thread itself without quoting me.

So it looks a little less 'sarcastic' remember it's not about you or me here but the newbies

Me I'm cool with you

Omoapena:
Okay...

I'm so sorry once again for the lies.


So, can I now go ahead and post memes without you coming for me or I should just avoid posting here?

You should instead apologize to the newbies that you successfully demoralized with all your drama here those years while buying tokumbo cars back to back behind their backs

I've never restricted anyone from posting on nairaland in 20 years and you feel I will do so today because of you?

Omoapena:


Sorry again that I lied, I know that lie has made you question yourself so much...

It wasn't intentional to let that lie get to you, I will thread carefully on what to lie about next time.

So, are we cool now??

I am not stopping you from lying many people here do it here very well . . . ask people like themoderator and even dav1002

My issue was that you didn't know how to CRY take for example, someone like sirchiboy that year that cried here for one complete year after which he decided to sell off his car and rest 😔 Now, that right there is how to cry about ehailing let's forget about wacko jacko's own case for now 😏

Not you, that your own cry no follow abeg. I know you lie very well but it's your cry that needs work.

Apart from that me I'm cool with you

Omoapena:
Sorry o

Sorry for yourself

Make I kuku drop this meme here jor

If you're among those that get triggered na your matter be that

YeyeGbami:
check the thread well, you see person wey make 21million naira last year. na me you con dey tax

Na that kind person wey go come tell us for here say him work on ehailing for 3 consecutive years and buy 3 different cars yearly AND WE GO BELIEVE 😉

Unlike some other ones wey dey use 'us and their indians' dey shalaye 😏

dapotemi:
It's a public forum but still mirror who and what they are ...I can tell you the kinda of person you are by merely going tru few of your post...Nothing extra-ordinary, people just need little more education/exposure and they'll act better.... Someone said and I quote;

If you feel the need to insult.

Don’t fight it.
Use it against itself.

Here’s how.

1. Write the first response WITH insults. But DON’T post it.

2. Review 2 hours later and ask yourself: “Does this response align with how I want to be perceived?”

3. Edit and post accordingly.

This is how I use social media to train myself (I sometimes fail 🙈) but it’s the ultimate lab to build and test self control and restraint...
Most importantly, ask yourself if the person wey u dey insult dey feel anything, me wey I focus like mad send insult..wetin consign me

So you usually don't wait up till 2 hrs before posting your insults to me all this while? 🤔 No wonder . . . so you are using Conner as your online 'lab rat' to practice 'self control + restraint' and still fail woefully Everytime right?

Hahaha 🤣😂 if hypocrisy was a human . . .

Hehe 😂🤣 this one wey the troll dey sound like this lol 😆

Has reality finally hit him hard this early 2025 of the great TINUBULATION?

Only time will tell 😉

Kai! Dapo don hear am for this thread

Abeg make una try manage each other this 2025, it's been 3 years now this thread has been on life support because of that troll.

Our criminal criminologist is nowhere to be seen 😏

The sad troll has covered his head in shame 🫠

CheerfulGiver:
HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL UBER PARTNER IN 2025.

You have to have driven on ehailing platform before. If you haven't been a driver, you CAN NEVER understand what a driver goes through to make the money to pay you weekly. It's not enough to simply call yourself an investor, buy a car, register it and give out to a driver, sit back, relax and expect millions. Drive that car for a week at least. You may skip this part and still be successful, but you won't be as successful.

If you have driven on the platform you'll understand better how the system works. How long it takes to make that money, customer relations, bad days, driver psychology. Things have changed. You cannot keep doing the same things and expect different results.

Type of cars to be put on the platform are small cars. Don't go for expensive. If you think going for expensive means higher returns, I have a plot of land to sell to you at eko Atlantic. Do not make the driver over compensate you for your foolishness or miscalculations. You have to have the right information about any business you're embarking on. It's your duty to do due diligence as an "investor" about the appropriate car to use. If you fail this step, do not make the driver pay for that.

Your car should be top notch before you give it out to a driver. You have to comprehensively insure it, and have a tracker on it. It's a disgrace that many partners take advantage of the desperation of drivers to coerce them to drive stupid cars they know is not in good condition, sometimes with the promise of "start work first, we go dey fix am small small". If you do this, you're a bad person and you deserve anything negative that comes your way from that nonsense. Tires on the car should be good for 3 months minimum. Battery should be good. Alternator good. Breaks, shocks, hub everything should be 100% before you give that car out to anyone. You cannot demand 100% efficiency from a driver from a car that is not 100%. That's unquantifiable stupidity.

All car maintenance must be on you. Raise the weekly remittance to cover the maintenance bills, but you must be in charge. Except of course it's and emergency and your mechanic won't get there in maximum of 2 hours. You have to know the repair and maintenance history of the car. A driver will tell stories if you leave him to maintain your car. Charge for the maintenance in advance and structurally imbibe it into the remittance.

4. Your driver should make more money than he pays to you on a weekly basis. That's the only way to keep him happy and you happy. If you overcharge him, he won't give 100%. If your car is a stupid car and you're making him drive it, he won't make money but will find a way to pay you because you've threatened him. That's wrong. Encourage your driver to make more money than he pays you and he will value you as a good person and he won't want to lose your trust. Encourage him to try and buy a car from the money he makes driving your car and you have just unlocked motivation level 100. If you're getting your weekly payment as at when due, everything works as it's supposed to. If a driver sees your car as a wealth builder, he won't mess around with you or your payment.

Try not to tie your building project to the one car you gave to a driver. If you have 100 cars, the discussion will be different. It will be criminal of you to spend all the money a driver pays to you weekly, INCLUDING the structure of maintenance money you've added and tell him stories when it's time to fix a problem.

The more genuine a car part is, the more it will last. The more it lasts, the more your car remains on the road, guaranteeing your income. Therefore, as much as you can, avoid repairing a part you have been advised to replace. Don't buy a hub bearing if you can buy a complete hub, for example.

Be Nice to your driver and try to understand his explanation if something goes wrong. Use your tracker to establish the truth and deal with the situation accordingly. He's a human like you. If you have an irresponsible driver, 4 fingers are pointing back at you for failing to do due diligence. This is a serious business and you have to treat as such. The more responsible a driver is, the less stress you'll have. Even the most responsible drivers will be victims of circumstances out of their control once in a while. Be a decent human being and try to understand.

Do a background check on whoever it is you'll be entrusting your car to. You have to know his family and his relatives. The contract you sign with a driver should not be too strict or you'll learn the hard way.

Limit contracts to 3 months. If a driver is in a short leash, he usually performs better. There's an erroneous thinking that putting a driver on HP makes them more serious. That's not the case, but I'm really not here to convince you of what I know of. Your hp is usually 30 months. It's better you have a car on 3 months short contracts and be renewed 10 times and after the 10th time you sell the car to the same driver or you sell the car. The maths is the same. The difference is that the driver or drivers you use to get to 30 months know what's coming after 3months if you're not satisfied with them. In the case you'll be replacing a driver after 3 months, have a replacement waiting to avoid downtime.

I'm constrained by time to finish this. You may not like it, but I really don't care. I'm good. These are just tips. You don't have to follow them.

Wise words set in stone

Gentlelife50:
Who send you all these message, cho cho.
And later you will be claiming to be a busy man.
Busy man on dead thread.
Oga profile peruser.
😂

Wuche, Today is the 7th of December 2024, this means you still have got 23 days to post the evidence you accused me of a few weeks ago and claim your N100k

So, stop yapping upandan and get busy we all know you need the money 💰 🤑

2RightHands1Coc:
BRB

SOB

dav1002:
Investigative detective Conner

At your service sir 🫡

2RightHands1Coc:
Baba na big money wey enter make me quit so your whyning no enter.offside. we mooove

You have given up ehailing but didn't exit the telegram group, why? So your plan all along was to somehow join the group and sit down there waiting and watching 👀 for when to 'strike' abi?

A newbie did 20 trips and hit the biggi money so big he had to immediately retire lol 😆

When I told you that you're special you thought I was joking right? Now see the kind of ehailing record you've broken all by yourself without even up to 3 days of mentorship