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donbrowser:
Yes. Very happy

It's far better than being idle. I know of someone with numbers as suffix of his username that will còmmìt sùìcide from frústratiòn soon.

Help a brother please

Ahn-Ahn, so you've already gotten tired of our dragging you here due to your emilokan and his disgraceful governance to the point that you're now WISHING DEATH on someone here?

And e never even reach complete 2 years of your tinubu presidency so if we continue like this for the next 2 years is it not already looking as if you are the one that will be committing the so called suicide?

Well, till either one of you commit the suicide I will keep on calling you out here the more tinubu squeezes your balls 💯 🤣

If you need rope just ask and you shall receive

donbrowser:
You forgot LASEPA and Tiktok. Akindánídání

But you're LASEPA na . . . 😏

Or haff they pursue you 🤔

AutosAbuja:
Conner, abeg where can I get the OEM upstream air fuel sensor for civic 2010. I could manage without it before now, but under this extreme tinubulation I need all the fuel efficiency I can get from that wonderful car.

My brother cherish that car oh. It's now becoming a reality that having a vehicle with all these 1.6 - 1.8 liter engines is a necessity for us.

You won't get the NEW upstream sensor from any narket in nigeria and the TOKUMBO ones might work today and stop tomorrow even if you're lucky enough to get a good unit.

For something as important as the exhaust sensors I'd personally order a Chinese replacement from aliexpress. All the sensors and parts I've been getting from them have always worked 💪

Enjoy that vehicle and cherish it. 😍

Starboytwo:
Help pls, my car broke down yesterday on a road. I was just driving and it stopped.

I tried with mechanic to restart but it would crank and not start.

Yesterday, mechanic said change fuel pump, still no start.

Today another mechanic said the green key symbol on the dashboard is not suppose to be blinken, and until it stopped, car would not start.


Like this i Don tire.

Is this the first time you're experiencing this issue? Do you have a spare key that can kick the car?

You say you were in motion and the engine just suddenly tripped off? You didn't park first to do something? As in you were on motion and the engine cut off suddenly?

When last did an electrician work on the vehicle?

2RightHands1Coc:
LoL ,I'm not . Pls share the telegram link. I bought 8k fuel this morning. Drove from gbagada to Ipaja.my tank is almost empty now and I need to top up. I stimulated price on bolt.all I can say is Omo. Mind u I'm not yet into e hailing still contemplating.im just thinking loud and scratching my head

If you're in lagos and you're looking for guidance and a like minded group of people in the biz then send a mail to giveranonymous @ gmail. com and request to join the telegram group for lagos ehailing drivers

TheModerator:
This person you are quoting has NEVER driven or been involved in the business by any means. just a loose sad troll running amock on this thread. Follow him no where in your own interest except if you want to be led astray.

Make una come see orisirisi something oh troll calling me troll? truly wonders can never end

Make i kuku face front before later you will remove your weapon and start shooting me 😏

2RightHands1Coc:
Seriously guys making Good money through E hailing should share more ideas

I done dey discourage sef

This isn't a place for such. It hasn't been for a while . . . Ever since the powers that be decided this thread would be good for their entertainment alone 😌

All serious men who are involved in ehailing ported to the telegram group years ago. Ask around, many of them that post here are in that group too.

I suggested you find your way there and leave here for the jesters, liars and trolls. We also have cowards in the telegram group too so if you're one, you are also highly welcome 🤗

Omoapena:
Omo pa bi Iban, oma san ku ni😁

Okuku okoko akaka wieiweiwi yiiiii

Hahaha 😆 😂

Omoapena:
Werey alaso, oma rin wo nu igbo lo ni...

See this one you want me to be using igbo to abuse you? So that half the people here won't understand what I'm saying? Hehehe Lie lie

I will use English to finish you here so that everybody will understand exactly what I'm saying

You get luck say you no see buyer for that your car because of Mr. Bigi man and abroad, by now see you see village

Broda benad if gullibility was a person . . .

Omoapena:
Chai, Iya e ti fi obo e jo na, wan ri omo bi o, oloriburuku eyan ni wan bi.

Kadara e jo gelete ni abe igi ewedu, o je lo ko si omi okun.

Hehehe mushin AKALA tested the drugs still dey blood for life

See your proof of owning 2 vehicles on bolt below 👇🏾 something that even a nursery one pupil would laugh at and call police to arrest you for trying to scam their young and innocent brain

Omoapena:
Olosi ni e jare, o ni life,
Ko werey e lo si iwaju, emi ko ni mo n se e, lo ba awon ebi e ti won ti kon kadara e mo igi ewedu.

Werey alaso🥱

Hahaha 😆 oloshi think say I go dive into the mud where him dey baff

Continue your incantations e hia 😜 my head na 1 - 1 kobo e dey vomit oh. In case you don forget I been escape from yaba left

Mugu wey post bottom of tissue paper as proof of owning 2 cars on uber lol as if na him fellow goats dey converge for this thread 🤣

Lie lie broda benad 🎵 lie lie broda benad 🎶 lie lie . . . Hehehe

Omoapena:
You be confirm olosi that can never move forward in life, I give up on your miserable life....


Aiye e ti ba je patapata

Yen-yen-yen lol e pain am broda broda mi OOoo, na only you sabi the road to move forward in life sha 😄

chi gbakpa isi gi oku, aturu 😜

YeyeGbami:
amen oh. Make he open way for me too

Ahn - ahn, yeye . . . have you given up hope in your Almighty tinubu already so soon?

Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come

Chai! Sorry bro 😞

In another news :

Just sit back and imagine that this same Sirchiboy posts tomorrow that he has saved and bought a new car and we should all thank God with him 😅 . . . Someone who has always been complaining of ehailing oh lol 😆

Reminds me of one guy here we call Broda Bernad why won't we ask questions later

OMG! Owukhor? You mean he is an Mkpi? The stubborn short dwarf native goat? the type wey dey drink piss? The type that if your mama take her pot cook the pot go continue to dey smell for 1 full complete year afterwards?

Kai! This our 'uber Mako Jako' e haff finish dav1002 yaga-yaga I'm sure dav1002 cannot take this sitting down, even standing is not enough. . . I have to bring ladder for him to climb and take it

Omoapena:
Let them know you need a personal guard to watch over you, okay?

Personal guard ké?

A BIGGER CHAIN will suffice for now

I can't comment about later . . . 😕

vivalavida:
Anybody that deems the sub to fit him and decides that he is the Tinubu representative on this thread being referred to, na him wàhala be that oo brother.

Are you by any chance speaking about or referring to donB our resident APC zonB on this thread?

Be bold my pipo, name names and point fingers 👉 👈 👇🏾 🫵 nobody can beat you through your phone.

Believe me, in my case many have tried . . .

Omoapena:
You don escape from yabaleft again...

Oya Oya no vex na my chain been break I don dey go back to my ward.

They say 'the ENEMY of my ENEMY is my FRIEND' that's why omoapena is ready to invite a RABID DOG into his household 🛖

Just like the bigi man who takes people to abroad . . . Lessons are waiting to be learned

This our unfriendly neighbourhood troll can never change

Even people that were initially supporting him . . . He has eventually turned around to insult them

Same old - same old . . . His antics always remains the same. Mikael jakson has taken the center stage and his other accounts have entered hibernation

Let me 'moonwalk' into facing my business jor

XGhost:
If you want to call "the Don" call him loudly don't pass double4 "Conner"

Abeg helep me telli dem oh! tell dem to stop passing through me to call themselves out

Ahn - ahn, na because me I no dey carry bigi-bigi grammar dey abuse pipo on this thread na him make everybody no dey fear me again?

dalitigator:
And rewires in Nigeria do it wit reckless abandon.

Hence the myriad of electrical issues that nigerian vehicle owners usually combat on a weekly basis 🙄

Jacksonfire:
If not you will not reply which such comment. Because I know you are trying to cut through corners conner just to reply me indirectly out of distressed and dismay ... Be bold enough to tagged me next time...

Everybody likes "cutting through" me to get at each other now even troll don dey talk about 'being bold enough to tag' . . . ontop my head!

Or have i become unofficial gbas-gbos pipeline switch operator here? 🤔

Nonso92:
Thanks, I'll get new fuses

Remember to get new ones of same ratings

You won't have any problems.

dalitigator:
So the last part of your statement is what could cause a fire?

Yes, bridging bad fuses with wires is the genesis of all vehicle fires 🔥

Fuses are safety appliances put in there to stop fires on circuitry.

Nonso92:
Hi guys! Good evening.
Small problem with my Honda Accord 03
The power window button on the driver doesn't roll up or down the rear windows, but it rolls up & down the driver and passenger side.
However, all of the buttons are functional, I can roll up or down the windows with their respective buttons, including the rear windows.
Any help, I'm guessing a fuse problem, but I don't know which fuse.
Thanks

While sitting in the car. The driver side. At the end of your left leg there is a fuse compartment. Open it and look at tye diagram behind it.

Right there is a diagram of where all the fuses for your electricals are. Look at their images and it's corresponding number.

Take a torch 🔦 bend down at the fuse compartment and locate the exact fuse position by its corresponding numbering, pull it out and replace it with the corresponding fuse of same rating (nothing more or less) with what is displayed on the diagram aka a 10amp fuse with another 10amp fuse too AND NOT 15 or 20amp types.

Use new fuses, DO NOT USE WIRE TO BRIDGE THE FUSE SO AS NOT TO CAUSE A FIRE or fry another innocent circuit.

Pearl1910:
What did he learn?
35k fuel for 57miles
57miles is approx 91km
35k fuel is about 35litres
So using 35litres for 91km
Is approx 2.6litre/km

Or is there something I am missing here

No be lie oh, the math get commer , , ,

But finally-finally na baby steps he is getting there. Tinubu is forcing everybody to become extra wise this season no matter how slow the person is.

Omoapena:
I wouldn't conclude your car is consuming fuel yet, based on the attached image and my calculations, your car is doing average 5.5km/l. tho, it's bad for 2.4l engine, but, did you by any chance enter traffic while using the 35k fuel you bought or did you park while you didn't put off your engine, or while waiting for rider to come out, did you leave your engine running?

Hallelujah you have finally learned 🙌

I'm so happy for you

emmychib:
Good evening bosses, I recently got a big Daddy 2006 model and I'm suspecting that the car consumes fuel. It's a V4 engine. I recently bought fuel of 35k and my gauge was around half tank after filling. I got home and took the pictures of my speedometer and today this evening as I was about entering my street from my wife's shop, my fuel light came up. But when I turned off the car to open gate and park inside, I turned on the car and the fuel light is not there again but took the pictures again of my speedometer.

I will attach the pictures here.
From my own calculations, I think it's 57miles.

Please is this within range or my car is consuming fuel

From your pix you do not have a thermostat installed in your engine.

Sorry, but you will continue to have bad fuel consumption ⛽️ no matter what because of this plus your engine is going going going. . . .

Omoapena:
03

Go and buy Mobil 2000 5w30 black cover, use it and rest.

I followed your story with this corolla engine. if truly you've been ontop your maintenance and with good oil then it must be a fault from factory or the previous owners.

But if you didn't or never had a thermostat in that engine in the first place and all along then it is a sure pointer to the genesis of this cylinder failure.

This one doesn't concern oil/filter type or change interval. If you run aluminium engines without thermostats in a city like lagos they will eventually end up smoking then needing rings.

Cold engine + Thick engine oil x lots of miles in stop and go traffic will EAT your cylinder walls

dru23:
If your car is shorten oil you can use 10w40 if you can afford it . or better yet find the coz of it shorten. During my uber days I found out that my civic was shorten due to engine oil seal . we place it and oil shorten stop.........

Now with regards to super tech oil I will think about bringing them in . but am more focus on Mobil 1 for now . My currant price for Mobil 1 now is 64k compare to the Nigeria Mobil 1 of 71k and which is not even up to top quality as the USA brand....

So imagine how much Super Tech will cost or better yet I can look into other brands that are the same price as super tech... But I don't think I have the time and energy to market it. Because at the end of the day the naija people go buy wetin they wan buy...

You can lead a horse to a river , but you can't force it to drink water.. Na so naija matter dey . they learn the hard way

Can you bring the synthetic 20w50 type of oils over here for us someday? I would like to buy it.

Or na pre-order? Make I enter WhatsApp.

Bola4boy:
Another challenge: I haven't installed thermostat. Won't the heat pressure too much for the single cell radiator I got? I dey fear overheating o

Put in your thermostat or keep wasting fuel everytime you drive.

The choice is entirely yours