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ik121: u also wan attend to madam? i laff die...(my tummy don dey pain me nw)

b4 Nko, who no like better thing?!

Gods-child:
#LeftHandRaised#
I pledge To PSOTO my First lady!
To be frendly, loyal & humble!
To check newcomers with all my strenght!
To defend my Family!
And uphold her honour & stories!
So help me GOD!!!

...But last time I checked, GODS-CHILD was the Personal Assistant to the First lady...I hope that office still holds for me!!

the work fit you b4. Weldone Ehn! But...how many office you wan hold?

ik121: oga madam say mek i com room.

when you bcom room service. Abeg go back to the gate, who you wan leave ur job for? I'll attend to madam instead.

Qyqhelormorh: Tnx to u all. The name is actually KIKELOMO, Qyhelormorh is just a remix. I'm based in Ilorin, a fresh graduate of Unilorin (MassComm), a muslim, in her twenties etc.

you're welcome dear, there's chilled coke in the fridge in my bedroom just in case you're thirsty, you can help urself.

ik121: plz wait honey...

where you dey go young man?

ik121: Supported!!! Psoto should open the thread! Those in support of this motion say Aaah! Those against it say Nahh!

Aaah! Good morning peeps. Have a great day.

Gods-child:
Senior CONTRA, another question; How strict are the punishments being dished out to offenders??...I hear its possible for someone to be sent out of camp permanently, as in NYSC carry-over...I read the story of a guy here on NL, who was expelled from camp because he was sleeping while lecture was on...can that be true??...

i don't know abt being punished for sleeping while lecture is on oh...i slept in like 2 lectures myself but nothing happened. I think every camp with their different level of strickness. As for punishment is ranges from doing frog jumps to being decamped. Depending on the camp director. For a regular 'cool guy', one should not have any problem.

SBabaJ: To Cut The Long Story Short...
I Graduated With First Class Honours.

congrats man. Ur effort will not be in vain. You'll live to enjoy the fruit of ur labour.

ik121: @contra abeg no vex, dis wil be my last regbe regbe question. (1) Pz all ds "Lamushuanging" i hear dat do happen in camp, how e dey happen sef? (2) I also heard dat married women do hide the roc on dia finger to be part of d action, hw tru is dat?

to ur question 1, that happens mostly on the camp fire night, there's usually no light-out that night.(light-out is usually from 10am). if the tin really hook you, you'll find ur way, be careful because if you're caught, no mercy in some camp, security tight anyhow.
Question 2 some married women actually do that, thats just their way. I actually know of one, though she didn't remove her ring she's always hanging out with one particular guy night and day!

ik121: @contra, plz, hw can one make friends quickly wit married nd single women in camp? And are guyz allowed 2 visit gurls hostel?

just normal way of
making friends. Try and find out what the lady needs, and meet the need for her then you can enter her from there but for the married women unto which level naw...guys are not allowed into girls hostel.

psoto: Uncle Contra, its already afternoon ke, abi u jst D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wake ni? We wish u the"Bestest" of this new month too.

abeg no mind me jare! Na the weather dey confuse me. Too much Cold self i don enter bed again.

good mornin happy people...wishing you guys d very best this new month.

psoto: So uncle Contra doesn't trust me? #SadFace. See wat those "fruit" guys av caused now!

psoto! i trust you...but...emmmm...emmmm...you know nah...beautiful gurls cannot be totally trusted with...you know!

psoto: So uncle Contra doesn't trust me? #SadFace. See wat those "fruit" guys av caused now!

psoto! i trust you...but...emmmm...emmmm...you know nah...beautiful gurls cannot be totally trusted...

Gods-child:
Mehn!...Na wahala be that ooo...

not really oh...just stand in front of the gurls hostel! Somehow them gurls have these big sizes. I no no why?

psoto: Haaaaaa. Mo gbe! Uncle Contra! Which body do I want τ̅☺ use τ̅☺ carry d forbidden fruit? Abegi o. I don't want o. All d junks I've been taking might decide τ̅☺ act now dat I'm nt doing anything.

hehehe...na so you go talk b4. I hear oh.

psoto: Miracle τ̅☺ get fatter nooni. Abi u don't think it is possible ni? Nothing is impossible o...

except you intend to swallow the forbidden fruit, is dt ur plan?

Gods-child:
Really??....heheheeheeheehee...That reminds me; CONTRA please does NYSC give out large boots!...My feet are kinda big, I wear size 46/47!!!...Shey I go get my size sha??

of course! you can even get size 50 self. The only tin is that they might give you size 36 and you'll now be d one looking for someone that wants ur size and has ur size.

psoto: I know dat one for sure. I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fact, if d cloth size every oda person, I go still slim fit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own, except a miracle happens τ̅☺ me before Nov!lol...

psoto! psoto!! psoto!!! How many times i call you? Which kind miracle are you expecting? Hmmm!

psoto: Oga Contra, abeg I don't want τ̅☺ look like dat pickin o. Tall gel like me. Dat uniform go set for ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ body...lol...

madam just prepare your 1,500 down to adjust ur khaki, nysc cloth no de size anybody. You 'must' adjust for it to fit well! Even ur jungle boot self fit dey swim for ur legs. Hehehe!

good evening house, hope ur evening has been splendid, by November some of you will be looking like this. Can i hear an Amen!

good morning peeps, hope ur night was great. Do have beauriful day ahead.

but... emmmm...is it possible to start ur msc in nigeria w/out ur nysc discharge certificate. Pls let us know d school, course, duration et al... Thanks a bunch!

bukkylois: Awww missed u guys, sorry for not posting tru out camp....was in magaji dan yamusa camp in nasarawa, it was so much fun, did a lot of hiding tins till I was forced to be d parade commander of my platoon, 9. Was posted to nasarawa state uni, n later taken to deir fac of agric in lafia, almost 24hrs lite n water, havnt seen d lodge but am sure it gonna be ok, came back to jos for d weekend and am heading back to lafia tomorrow to conclude tinz....

omo see groove, congrats gurl! Really happy for you. Enjoy urself.

Gods-child:
Haa!...FFF...Its a kinda game we play here...every Sunday evening, someone posts an MTN recharge number here for everybody to see...& whoever loads the card first wins the game...its that simple!...but we always hope the winner comes from the house & not a guest or passer-by...

hmmm! Interesting, who's responsible for buying d recharge cards, and must it be empty n (mtn)?

tayo4me: Thank you both.

I'll try to be active here.

Any idea on the best states for service, in terms of job opportunities, living expenses, security (excluding the North), and general treatment of corpers by the State Government?

i hear akwa ibom state (and/or cross river) government pay abt 150k at the end of the service year (thats in lieu of monthly allowance). To really enjoy other benefits just make sure you're in d main city.

Gods-child:
Fastest Finger First...(FFF)...holds tonight at 8pm...So stay tuned to BATCH C FAMILY FM 20.12Mhz...

fff, whats it abt oh?

Gods-child:
Mehn!...Are you serious??...I commend those guys as well but I feel our house of reps members can do more than "50k"...Anyways, they tried with the 50k sha...If it were me I'll be so grateful!

thats enough to do mami till they leave camp... Though that was a stupid risk they took!

Gods-child:
Looks like I'm 'Home Alone' again...#thinking#...which kind craze I fit do again ooooo??...Ha! today na Sunday;..."Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Holy"

hey, hey, hey, hold it there! Don't try to do any bad tin there! You hear me?!!!

tayo4me: Hello house

I'm an aspirant for the next batch (2012, batch c) and will like to get some information.

I'm a foreign trained graduate about completing law school, can I be posted to my state of origin or state of domicile, and what are the likely organizations I could be posted to? Will I apply through lawschool or personally?

Thanks

you'll apply personally and not thru lawschool. You don't choose the state or company you'll be posted except you 'work' it. Fyi, there's no company to be posted to, you'll teach either in a pry or secondary school. Just be vigilant and watch out for the timetable.

SBabaJ: Where Is Everyone Now? God's-Child, CY, IK, Contra, Bantie, Breezy. Where Art Thou?

Good afternoon bros. I just heard now that for those posted to borno, On their call up letters, its stated that they are to be camped in adamawa state on d 26th of july. Two corpers went to d borno camp on 2 july and stayed there till d borno camp in benue opened and they came in wit nysc officials. On hearing this, d house of reps members commended their bravery and commitment to d program and they were rewarded wit 50k each...na wah oh.

SBabaJ: Contra.,
Does The Class Of Pass From The University Have Any Influence/Determine Ur PPA?

its doesn't have any influence. Third class weh know person fit runs de tin go be lecturer self. A know of a particular lady (my coursemate) that was posted to ministry of finance.