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Abeyjide: if most wer redeployed bos of der health,dat means lerge percentage of the copas nationwide are sick.wat a funny nation.nigeria

its only on marital (married women only) and health ground that one can apply. So many badtt guys claimed sickness. You gerrit?!

Abeyjide: if most wer redeployed bos of der health,dat means lerge percentage of the copas nationwide are sick.wat a funny nation.nigeria

its only on marital (married women only) and health ground that one can apply. So many badtt guys claimed sickness. You gerrit?!

this one is small na...in katsina 515 for health 216 for marital and another supplementary list of 36 for health again thats 767 and counting.

weldone @ Omoijoba. Thanks.

its not true oh. I just called my friend in the camp now.

Mrs Joy really made a lot of sense with her entrepeneur lectures. My platoon {4} defeated platoon 19 in volleyball yesterday. Our drama is 8pm 2mao, come and join our groove!

@ Pistol what platoon are you i'm in platoon 4.

for Katsina- light dey for girls hostel none for boys, charging of phone na 50naira till d ba3 full. This morning na bread and tea{the tea no be here, e be like medicine, but the bread made sense}. Right now rain de fall. The parade dey make sense.
@Lookee holla me na

The queue here for Katsina no be here oh...plenty rain and d tin no even dey organised self. I'v like 6 coursemates here! There's this boy thats been following since from the same secondary school to same university to same camp now...na waoh!

in a bus to katsina now from abuja. Make una pray for us oh

- bin tin l'aye
-wérè won ní logo
-i married a lawyer { shoooo wetin concern me for there }
-my daughter is a lawyer
-don't just get mad get a lawyer
-ashewo no be work
-relax God is in control
-speed kills...{really?!!! }

so the professor saw other human parts but no skull, that is to say that the bomb was planted on their heads!
this should be moved to the joke section pls.

hello peeps, i'm also posted there oh. I just left benin now at kogi to abuja, i intend to go from abuja 2mao morning to katsina. Weldone y'all. Here's my control 08188512457

Loskee: HEY EVERYONE... I KNOW IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I POSTED ON NAIRALAND... HAD A LOT OF RUNNINGS AROUND TO DO... IN THE END, YOURS TRULY, DR LOSKEE, WAS POSTED TO...

KATSINA!!!

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT GOD HIMSELF KNOWS BEST. COINCIDENTALLY I WAS POSTED THERE WITH MY SISTER TOO! BUT I SEE EVERYTHING AS THE WORKING OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY. TRUST HIM IN YOUR VARIOUS POSTINGS, AND LET HIM LEAD THE WAY FOR US ALL IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!!!

CONGRATS TO ALL WHO GOT THEIR STATES OF CHOICE. MAY GOD BE WITH US ALL! AMEN...

me too oh to katsina. Holla ur boy oh

sweetrie: sorry

thanks dear

Na Kastina dem carry me go oh...pls house can i get a direct flight from benin to kastina?

sweetrie: yep, i av collected. I got posted to borno. I was able to collect cos ppl were few there yesterday. Almost in lagos now sef

eeeeeee Sorry Oh. Don't worry all is well.

well while we're waiting make una de enjoy this

Most Stupid Questions People Ask And Stupid Answers To Give!!!
My guy how far na,its been awhile,NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer:NO NA MY HIPS.
Guy how far?NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer:NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
Good to meet you.Thanks,meet my wife!EHEN!NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer:NO OH!NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
Give me your phone number-08034... ....THANKS.SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer:NO!!!NA PHCN I DEY USE.
I listened to 9 o'clock news,it was announced that the election was postponed.ENEE! !!WHO TOLD YOU? Answer:NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY STREET.
Take this insecticide;e dey kill insect fast...thanks bros.E DEY KILLMOSQUITOS? Answer:NO,E DEYKILL ELEPHANT..lolz.

sweetrie: babe decide wot, am confused. I already av a medical report so i wil redeploy, but my ppl are not even allowin me to THINK about going to adamawa. So the jury is stil out on my issue

sweetrie me don't understand oh. Have you collected ur letter?

contento: JUST FINISHED MY PRAYERS AND UR CALL UP LETTER WAS THE FIRST ON MY REQUEST LIST

thanks man. God bless you very much. Your heart desires will be granted.

Na today me wan go collect my letter oh...abeg make una begin fast and pray for me oh...na lagos i want ooooo

sweetrie: Dts a good plan, wud av done dt if i knew all this rubbish wud come up. Just bring ur things to benin..

thank you very much. See you soon.

sweetrie: . Safe journey, yeah am getting on sunday, then wil go back to lagos sunday if i can, i just dey run mad here wit planning.

i'm thinking of bringing my stuff from lagos and go from benin on sunday. What do you think? Kpele...its well.

sweetrie: . Am there o. Just wanted to ask a question why uniben does not paste list.

me know no for them oh. I hear its on sunday your department will collect theirs. Sorry oh...would have love to meet you but i'm off to lagos now will come back 2mao.

sweetrie: Economics and statistics. U?

Accounting. I'll give you update later as the orientation progresses

Joseph101: ;D2God b da Glory,runz rivers bt finally got bayelse...

congrats

Joseph101: ;D2God b da Glory,runz rivers bt finally got bayelse...

congrats oh. Thank God for you.

BJ88: Lol!.....abeg you go gist us o...abi dem wan give us free transport 2 our various states?good morning

BJ88 No wahala i'll give you the gist. When are you coming to school?

Shygal: hahahahaha, tnk God u wrote nt sure yet... MR RUNS CLICKED: I WAS POSTED TO ENUGU... goodness! Am sooooo happy* woohoo. My God hs done it again. Thank you JESUS*

congrats dear. Enjoy it

tosrich: I REP. UNAD....TO THE GLORY IF GOD I'VE BEEN POSTED TO ONDO STATE.

waoh congrats dear, the God that made urs sweet will do ours oh. Amiiiiiiiiin!

sweetrie: . I beg wetin them wan talk oh? Lol. Good morning

good morning to you too sweetrie what department did you graduate from?