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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 7:42pm On Sep 07, 2011

sleekdot:
Torres as a striker has never been top scorer in any league almost 10yrs after he started football, Similar to Van Pucci

Nowadays he is being benched for NT, I dont think any of Messi, ROnaldo, Henry and even Kanu got benched in their prime

spain have more talented players than argentina, portugal, france and nigeria.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 7:39pm On Sep 07, 2011

sleekdot:
Coogar,

Seems you got banned too.

LOL. This NL doesnt want me to expose the id1ocy of GAYYners

I reported to authorities

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-490918.2208.html#msg9101281

that post contains so much venom for the arses of bitchboy, dupe(dipo+) and slimshayo!!! tongue

wait, let the mods sort it out.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 7:37pm On Sep 07, 2011

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9101237#msg9101237 date=1315419437]Now, you really think that match is a suitable yardstick to appraise the Arsenal team. I don't want to call you a mor0n but, sad

[/quote]so it wasn't arsenal that conceded 8 goals, huh?
it's derby county then. . .

what a spaz!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
I typed a response to this and it was botted
Do bad players start for good teams? All the time

Wiltord had almost 100 caps for the best French team

Wes brown and Oshea had many appearance for man Utd

Kleber had 32 appearnce for brazil, Bruma and Bhoularouz had over 30 caps each for holland

Heitinga = 66 caps for Holland, Andre ooijer = 55 caps for holand

Capdevila = 62 caps for Spain, Exteberia = 50 caps for Spain

Reetarded art thou oh yee GAYYNERS

done!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 7:13pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
He has failed in Chelsea and in Spain, He had a rub of green in his first few seasons at Liverpool

he has only spent half-a-season at chelsea. . . . .
if we were having this debate in july, you would say dzeko has failed for man city, won't you?

Its like saying Roque Santacruz succeded in the EPL because he has some success in his first few seasons

santa cruz didn't. . . . .he has had more woeful seasons than impressive ones
injuries mucked him up.

and concerning the international stats. . . .
you might want to look up the international stats of ronaldo, messi and thierry henry.
i will bring it home and add kanu nwankwo to my list. . . . . grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2011

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9101126#msg9101126 date=1315417986]Mongrel lion grin

never gives up an argument. Even if it takes twisting it, he will.[/quote]dupe, shut your damn mouth!
what do you know about arguments?

The article definitely is one set out to ridicule Metersacker. Any player can be made to look fullish by any critic that sets out to.
Messi, Rooney and Fabregas are wonderful players but if an analyst decides to make anyone of them look fullish there sure are FACTS that can be used to make them look rubbish.

dayo knows german players inside out. . . .he defends anything germany with the last drop of his blood. for him to be telling you goats per metresacker is nothing worthy should be taken as the gospel truth.

i told you w@nkers about his lack of pace and how arsenal loves the high-line defensive mechanism. this will only expose the german as he won't be able to run after pacy premier league strikers. i remember telling you tools about koscielny last season when some of y'all dorks were w@nking over his signing.

the thing is. . . . . .it takes about six months for an average gaynner to see what i can see right now.
by january, we shall be assessing per metresacker and i can't wait to hear your opinion about him when he takes arsenal to the 9th position.

So goal.com using facts to disparage Per Metersacker is welcome. I leave my evaluation of the international until we see him in The Arsenal colours.

if he's not good in germany, he can never be good at arsenal!
germany is a better team than arsenal. . . . .i doubt the german team has ever conceded 8 goals in a single match.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 6:37pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
Failed for Spain

Their worst Striker in recent times

Fernando Morientes 27 goals 47 appearance = 0.574 goals/game

David Villa = 49 goals 78 caps 0.628 goals/game

Raul Gonzalez = 44 goals 102 caps = 0.431 goals/game

Fernando Torres = 27 goals 88 caps = 0.307goals/game

Even a central defender Fernando Hierro has a better record than failure Torres

let's take this debate one after the other. . . .
relax, don't jump the gun. . .

so do we agree now that fernando torres has not failed in the premier league?
let's conclude that part before jumping into his international stats, ok?

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 6:35pm On Sep 07, 2011

sexkillz:
Sh[b]i[/b]t! Funny Arseluks! Lemme ignore you another time dummy! Chat with your high thief and free me abeg! Anu efi!

babe is too daft and priggish. . . .
she is so brainless she doesn't know the difference between your [/b]and [b]you're

then she goes blowing the arse of high thief . . .pathetic!
high thief lost his virginity to a fellow man.

reality is even worse, a first class dunderhead.
he can stiffen his middle-finger and sit on it for all i care.

bunch of roaches!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 6:31pm On Sep 07, 2011

slimshay:
I think you and your intellectually challenged companion should use this as today's memory verse . I'm out. Be back when intelligent people come out.

what a defeatist way to bow out of an argument?
i am still waiting for the day any of these gaynners would raise their arms up and admit they have been tools. . . .

shayo does not know the difference between facts and opinions?
honestly, 99.5% of you fools should be put against the wall and shot at. grin

excluding deborah, lolita(loyika), dr. kate(kit), mukina2, proudly9ja and follypimpz.

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 6:26pm On Sep 07, 2011

Goldieluks:
You have been throwing insults at yourself,but painfully !
your unaware,for your info, GIRLS DON'T DATE GUYS WHO FIGHT GIRLS,LIKE THEMSELVES,GO FIGURE, FOOL!!

buhhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahah

hehehehe

i have dated more babes i have fought more than the ones i have never fought with.
what works for the wimps in your borough will not work for me. . . .

i am a bad boy? i wear that badge with honour.
who wants to date a [i]red bororo [/i]like yourself? you are too uneducated to fit in. . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 6:23pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
I added the 3 games of this season for everyone

Torres has 119

Lampard takes most of Chelseas Penalties not Drogba, Berbatov doesnt take these dead balls too, Rooney even plays deeper than the rest

drogba takes penalties. . . . .he often fights lampard for it
drogba takes freekicks. . . .all of them.

berbatov didn't take these dead balls at man utd
he took them for fun at tottenham.

rooney takes freekicks and penalties.
against arsenal, rooney scored a hatrick from 2 freekicks and one penalty.

torres has never taken any freekick in england, never taken any penalty in england.
all his goals and assists have been from open play.

Can you now see how Torres is the worst of the 4

he is the best.
if we deduct goals/assists from set-pieces from the others, their ratio would fall below that of torres.
scoring penalties/freekicks is easy. . . .

Failed for Spain, Failed for Chelsea, What else is there to blame Torres woes on? Maybe Famine in Somalia

failed for spain? how?
failed for chelsea? after half a season? how?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2011

slimshay:
@Coogar, you are are a forking genius!
See this dimwit, no, I expect you to confirm results from your local bakery . Oponu. Is 8-2 result at Old Trafford an opinion? Didirin!

you are only buttressing the points i made earlier. . . .you are just a gbongan simpleton.
8-2 at old trafford is not an opinion. . . .it's a fact. so if goal.com reports that, they would be correct
per's statistics last season is also a fact. . . .if goal.com says per is a mediocre defender based on that statistics, they would also be correct.

Yeah Goal.com knows more than the keeper in front of which Mertasacker copped a good number of international caps. Why do we bother with you guys, seriously.

you are a tool!
that would be the same geriatric lehmann that was kicked out of arsenal after his shambolic performance for wenger recently.
what does lehmann know about the art of defending? is per metresacker a goalkeeper? tongue

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 6:12pm On Sep 07, 2011

Goldieluks:
coogar and sexkillz are you guys fighting me? like seriously??
buhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.

i LAUGH in GREEK,YOU SEE I DON'T REPLY YOU GUYS FOR A REASON, GO FIGURE!
TWO HUNGRY BOMBOCLAATS!! LOOOOOSERSSSS!!!!

fight you?
what part of my posts suggests i am fighting you?

i don't fight. . . . .i only stand my ground. . . .
you are not in the calibre of the people i fight. . . . . .next time, don't bandy names of nobodies carelessly on the web space.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 6:09pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
DIDIER DROGBA GOALS/ASSIST 2007/2008 till date (53 + 38 =91) Appearances 114

DIMITAR BERBATOV GOALS/ASSIST 2007/2008 till date (56 + 32 = 88) Apperances 135

WAYNE ROONEY GOALS/ASSIST 2007/2008 till date (52 + 37 = 89) Appearances 120

FERNANDO TORRES GOALS/ASSIST 2007/2008 till date (66 + 18 = 84) Appearances 122

http://www.premierleague.com

Shows FT value

dayokanu. . . .how did torres cop 122 appearances in the league?
33 + 24 + 22 + 37 = 116 appearances.
you don't need to cook up the stats

rooney has 117 apps
drogba has 111 apps
berba has 133 apps.

considering the fact that torres does not take penalties or set-pieces for liverpool/chelsea and drogba/rooney are chief set-piece takers, can you now see torres is actually better than the others in terms of contribution in the last 4 seasons.

form is temporary
class is permanent.

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:59pm On Sep 07, 2011

REALITY101:
Dude I don't give a flying fck bout your freaking signature. Go on and fight with your balls. . Internet hero

then shut the 4ck up cos no one has mentioned your name.
i know you must defend your cheap slut on here to prove you are goliath!

reality101? you need to be lobotomised.
you geriatric twunt! your heifer sparred with me pages ago, i called her out and you are here jumping on her side like a simpleton.
you disgusting prick!

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:53pm On Sep 07, 2011

REALITY101:
coogar how dare you talk to Goldie like that? Are you outta ya mind or what?

and then what are you gonna do?
mr machoman. . . . .read my signature before you join in. . . . .i have got zero tolerance for plonkers like goldie. . .
if you feel you must defend her here, i welcome you. . . .

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:51pm On Sep 07, 2011

goldieluks, if you have any brain-cells in your head, you better hibernate. . . .

[img]http:///gallery/d/188750-1/Dogs_gets_blanket.gif[/img]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2011

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9100715#msg9100715 date=1315413889]Now they are quoting goal.com because the site is saying bull about PM. Other times, these same people quoting goal.com will come out to say goal.com is a disgrace to internet media. Stewpid beaches[/quote]goal.com speaks sense in issues that concern statistics. . . .
that can never be doubted. . . . .it is when goal.com give opinions that are not factual or stats-related that we say the site is bullshyte!
geddit? if goal.com says chicharito scored 20 goals last season, will that be bullshyte?

dipo+. . . . .i don't wanna call you a goat but you have forced my mouth. grin

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:41pm On Sep 07, 2011

sexkillz:
Damn! You wicked MAN! There's only one beast of burden that fits that description>>>>>>>> AN A[b]S[/b]S! Yeah, mannequins and that's why he has them more than clothes! Pathetic Chipmunk! He hides behind his grandpa's old desktop computer and calls himself a chief and yet, ever relies on his most faithful cheerleader to goad him on! When i call him half man, i couldnt be more right! NEXT!

nigga is a waste-man!
and he has employed the most brainless apple-polisher in goldieluks. . . .

i can never understand why she brought his name into our discussion. . . . .goes to show you the nincompoops had discussed me at length. so nigga is a high chief? big deal!!! he probably runs a prostitution ring in italy. . . . . so he is a slut-chief but how does that affect the price of fish where i shop? undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 5:38pm On Sep 07, 2011

StarBoard:
@coogar,
How about his stats over the last year?I think that's a more indicative figure to work with.
In recent times,club and country,Torres is a massive DUD.

in 08/09, tevez was dud. 5 goals + 5 assists.

in 08/09. drogba was dud. 5 goals + 4 assists.

so should we have condemned them that season and pass the judgement they were dud strikers?

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:34pm On Sep 07, 2011

Goldieluks:
[size=18pt]IGNORING OUTSIDERS IS THE BEST SOLUTION,THEY'LL FLEE SOON,JUST WATCH!!![/size]

shut up goldieluks,
if anything, you were the one that brought high thief's name into this ish when nobody mentioned his name. . . .so [i]f[/i]uck you.
in short, buzz off you epileptic beast of burden. . . . .if there's any place resembling hell in the after life, i have no doubt you would be sucking satan's balls while being fisted by a million goblins.

asswax!

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 5:29pm On Sep 07, 2011

sexkillz:
Lol @ this half di[b]c[/b]k making noise! Plucked from trees? I'm proud? You were picked from the GUTTER boy! You have more girls than clothes? You are a fuc[b]k[/b]ing liar man! Do you have a girlfriend at all? You keep fighting MEN that innocently flirt with cuddlemii! What does that make you?. . . . . A Schmuck! Why cant you use your brain well, that's if you have one? Hateful towards you? Hell no! You are so damn pathetic and i feel for you that's all! Stop hiding behind a cheerleader and be a MAN for ONCE in your life! DUMB A[b]S[/b]S! NEXT!

that possessive beast of burden is saying he's got more girls than clothes? grin

oh dear. . . . .and he gets mental whenever anyone jokes flirtingly with a girl he's not even dating online?
wonders shall never end. . . . . . .i am willing to bet high thief is a virgin . . .and if he's got girls, they are dressed-up female mannequins

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 5:12pm On Sep 07, 2011

torres

07/08(24 goals + 3 assists)
08/09(14 goals + 5 assists)
09/10(18 goals + 3 assists)
10/11(10 goals + 7 assists)

in 4 seasons, torres has scored 66 goals and 18 assists. . . . .he has contributed 84 goals/assists in the last 4 seasons.
i am giving you an assignment to find out who has done more in the last 4 seasons in fewer appearances than fernando torres.
so mr dayokanu. . . .take my challenge.
premierleague.com statistics should help you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by coogar: 4:48pm On Sep 07, 2011

dayokanu:
Medjai can you see the difference?

I make bold to say Dzeko is wayy beter than Torres

Or can you come up with another excuse for Torres this season?

haaaa
dayokanu, dzeko better than torres?
impossible!

only rooney is better than torres in the premier league. . . .drogba and torres should tie.
suarez, dzeko, van persie and others are nowhere near el nino.

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 4:43pm On Sep 07, 2011

sexkillz:
I'm always ready boo! SMH @ a High thief wanna be that leaves ladies to fight his wars! The last time i checked Cuddle is engaged to No baga! Dont mind the flying news! I tire for some people sha!

fixed!

Romance › Re: Omo Why Is It That Naija Babes Love You More When U Lie To Them? by coogar: 4:37pm On Sep 07, 2011

donem:
it's simply da gospel truith with most nigerian girls, i can recall an incident which transpired about 2 years ago when i check into d country then for some family issues to attend and i happened to branch to pay a courtesy visit to a friend of my dad who happened to be the then L.G.A administrator of my LG,and he hapened to introduce me to his second daughter, we were having a short conversation at the verandah immediately i made mention of my being a feaders team player for a professional team in PSG (paris saint-garmain fc) which was pure lie she immediately started paying me much attention smilling althrough even asking for my mobile number etc throughout my brief stay in the country i got over 80 calls and txt messages soliciting for friendship it was a case of her stalking me for the soul purpose of being a fiance of a prospective football star, which she didn't knew was a pure lie on my part and i cant even take a proper throughing talkless of being a professional player with french leaque 1 outfit PSG FC.

so did you sleep with the 2nd daughter of your dad's best friend? cheesy

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 4:34pm On Sep 07, 2011

Goldieluks:
and your married to Lekpa shandii.

very sexy woman. . . .of course, i am married to her.

sexkillz:
And i'll suggest the keys to this"room" be kept handy for immediate locking if need be! Cos things may just unfortunately get messy and i cant guarantee the safety of NADA! And ofcourse, i dont give a f[b]u[/b]ck! . . . . . . . Hi coogar

i am ready when you are ready, marksman!

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 4:29pm On Sep 07, 2011

sexkillz:
If cuddlemii belongs to half chief, then i am MARRIED to GENEVIEVE! GIBBERISH!

. . . .and goldieluks is married to clifford orji tongue

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by coogar: 4:25pm On Sep 07, 2011

Goldieluks:
Be gone coogar,be gone.
Cuddlemii belongs to High chief,so be gone.

https://www.photopox.com/Images/STFU/stfuhand.gif

Romance › Re: Women Shave Your Legs For God Sake by coogar: 4:17pm On Sep 07, 2011

190smh:

Well ask coogar
He has a pic of himself in his profile - may be i met him and mistook him for a woman

that's the donor of your y-chromosomes in my profile
190, are you denying the animal that sired you? grin

Romance › Re: Women Shave Your Legs For God Sake by coogar: 4:12pm On Sep 07, 2011

190smh:
[size=4pt]Pray make e nor be your mama [/size]

she's not a village slut like yours.
you son of a thousand herbalists!

Romance › Re: Women Shave Your Legs For God Sake by coogar: 4:04pm On Sep 07, 2011

cantell:
Another silly topic from nairaland's most popular looney.

he's easily the most idiotic member of this forum.
i don't know what inspires him to make senseless and brainless threads such as this.
woe unto any woman that lets 190 sleep with her. . . . .this disgusting mongrel dares open his mouth to talk to nigerian women anyhow?

wonders shall never end.

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