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Lax75:
So-called prophets/pastors that see visions/dreams/omens, etc. and use them to manipulate people. Especially women.

i see. . . . .
but most women would readily date prophets/pastors these days. . . .

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=753328.msg9094771#msg9094771 date=1315346019]Look at your mouth like "Anything else?".   Of course there's nothing else. I said me no understooded your post--[/quote]wicked!

pemimi:
@lax: noted!! I know u are not judging, i wasn't referring τ̅☺ people on NL. Buttttttt

no need to fidget.
if you are beautiful like you claim, good men will find you.

what is woleee?

annita19:
What you wanna know?

everything!
the whole shebang!

Ibime:
Pls tell that to Deborah, a preacher of the Merte-sack-her doctrine over the last 3 years due to his limited knowledge of footie.

i am a newbie here. . . .
please, who is deborah?

annita19:
Accepted nice to meet you https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-greet009.gif

nice. . .

so tell me about you.

steeze:
Allow me to play devil's advocate here. . .

But if you Were Intimate with him, would the world have come to an end?

Seems to me like you have a hardcore no-sex-before-marriage policy and he has a serious we-are-in-a-relationship-so-we-should-be-able-to-have-sex policy.

Methinks you two should have met each other halfway or something.

#ayaftokkmaipiss

thank you!

she backed out of cos she belatedly realised the man has got a bit of body odour.

pendo89:

I need to log off. My ribs ache now.

what's so funny?

why would a babe meet me in a club looking cute and dandy and she still expects me to be religious?
can't work it in my head, at all.

annita19:
That's so disrespectful . Not a cool way to approach a woman you know?

it was meant to be a compliment.
a hundred apologies if it offends you.

annita19:
Hi Ya'all

hi annita,
your butt is jamming my signals.
can you turn around?

pemimi:
@coogar *rolling on the floor* good one but certainly not wat i had in mind

if you want a smart man, expect him to be a james bond.
there will be strings of other babes after him cos every woman wants a smart man.

if you want a religious man, expect him to be a[b] john the baptist.[/b]
rough, unkempt, always fasting and praying in the wilderness and he eats wild locusts to break his fasting.

the truth: you can never get a hybrid of the two.

pendo89:


You know you are very right.
Op, listen get real stop this 'God fearing man of God nonsense' I have seen many and they dont represent. Can you honestly call yourself God fearing?
So don't ask for what you also lack.
Look for a good man,a friend. If you want the 'trouser scared to fall below ankle type' go to the mountains.

she should go to the wilderness.
religious men are plenty there. . . . .the last thing on their minds is cheating.

pemimi:
@coogar.i take it dat you aint a religious prn

that's not the point. . . .

it's not like women don't know where to get religious men, but do you people go there? no!!!
go to mountain of fire or the christ apostolic church. . . .there are hundreds of religious men there with their trousers scared to fall below the ankle. all they do every day is fast and pray. they are single and they are virgins too. . .and they will not even think of cheating on you.

but you women want to pick a guy that is good looking, works in a big multinational as an engineer, dresses smartly, drives a smart car, etc and you expect him to be religious? it's like eating your cake and having it. the kind of man you want does not exist in the real world. you either date the ones in christ apostolic church or date the smart one. you cannot have both in one man.

Reanaa:
I cant just get I cudnt beliv he was just acting Mr nice all these while to get a piece of woman flesh  

so did he reach his promised land on your body?

england lose to wales?

haba. . . .it's like expecting man utd to lose to arsenal.

pemimi:
My dear, am only attracted τ̅☺ smart men i mean TRULY n TOTALLY smart God fearing men,  ♓☺w many do we have left ( guyz dnt take dis "P"

truly and totally smart and you want him to be religious?
when would women wake up from their idiotic dreams?

Cuddlemii:
I am dizzy from the anti-biotics
come and give me a massage in bed
bring hot water bottle along too
no cocoa, invitation cancelled

goodie!

Cuddlemii:
I am having fever, that would do
with hot cocoa.

i only cuddle bare-chested.
you need the body warmth, forget cocoa.

dayokanu:
Can you make a correlation between the bold statements?

English NT and you mentioned Bale and Nasri

Evil communication corrupts good morals ,

Bad(Assanal) company degrades your little intelligence

Ichiro go drink shekpe  

now i have seen it all. . . . . .

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i love coming to this thread.

debosky:
The key here is who uses the term deborah - one is a transgendered named sharon (seeking company) and the other is a donkey that is slow even by donkey standards.

the key here is who uses the term sharon - homoerotic lab rats who support [b]arse[/b]ne and [b]arse[/b]nal
bunch of rectum invaders. . . .

debosky:
As I intimated earlier, I have no intention of getting into a debate with a donkey, neither with a transgendered named Sharon.  

but they call you deborah. . . .
isn't that transgendered? deborah, the homoerotic cretin.

dayokanu:
Deborah you are a cretin
Deborah admit it you are a cretin

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Cuddlemii:
hi all

cuddlemi, are you cold?
you want some cuddles?

dayokanu:
Whats applicable to all English players?

Walcott still has the least developed football brains amongst the Englsish NT players even though some might be dumb but Walcott still stands out

Theo makes Heskey seem like Eusebio

end of discussion. . . .

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debosky:
It is the height of stupidity to think that Walcott is the best player in his age bracket - no one has ever made such a claim.

However, you have taken it higher to a level of dimwitted idiocy by attempting to produce a listing of better players, including comparing him to center backs.

Apparently your already massively diminished intelligence level has now been divided between your donkey and sleekdonkey monikers.

deborah is a twunt!

england are so static in the midfield.

lampard and barry are too like robots.

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9093917#msg9093917 date=1315336323]Jay Jay Okocha dribbled like a master. No pace[/quote]as a winger?

Arshavin for me, played badly even when he operated in the middle in recent games when Nas/Fab were negotiating their ways out.
His mojo was to push the ball a little to the right when he finds himself at that left corner and then shoot, a position he can only be when he operates from the flanks.
I really don't see him excelling as a play-maker though I confess not to have watched him at Zenith P.

have you seen him for russia?
did you watch today's game against ireland? did you watch euro 2008?

slimshay:
@Coogar, as I see it. We already play a 4-2-3-1. One of the 2 in the middle is licensed to join up when we go forward. One of the 3 in front is required to join up when we are on the back foot. For obvious reasons, this player however is the engine room, the creator. Cos he can start it from deep and can hold his own in the final third. This is the position you propose that AA23 plays. The problem however is that we had a certain Cesc Fabregas already in that role. Note that Arshavin's 'best form' as people see it, is when we needed creativity after Alonso did Fab in for a coupla months. But really Arshavin to Cesc in the engine room?

The other formations are just variations of 4-4-2, we didn't have the wingers to pull it off anymore. So we dropped it. Simples, as I see it.

what i am saying is this. . . .

--------van persie------

nasri-----arshavin-----walcott

--------cesc--------song----------

or

---------van persie---------

-----------arshavin----------

nasri----cesc----song--------walcott


arshavin is a liability defensively, a good manager should put him as far ahead up the pitch as possible where his laziness can still be tolerated.
but, wenger puts arshavin on the flanks to protect his full-backs. by doing that, clichy became shyte. . . .the weakest link in arsenal's defence line as arshavin can never be bothered to track back and help clichy out.

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9093815#msg9093815 date=1315335144]Well, he did dribble that time but you know you can't categorically say Walcott can dribble. Walcott depends on pace but a natural dribbler doesn't ala Balotelli.[/quote]i have shown you an example of his dribbling skills and yet you still dispute.
he has the ability to dribble. . . .and you need pace to dribble.

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9093725#msg9093725 date=1315334352]Walcott can dribble? [/quote][flash=425,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrHGQkwwibc?version=3"[/flash]

not even messi could have done that. . . . .

slimshay:
Wow, tactical genuises in the beelding.

We don't play 4-4-2 anymore. What is wide? And what is 10? Arshavin has the liberty to cut inside and cop assists for vP like Theo always does. Oh by the way, ya'll might like to lookup the record of the finished Arshavin.

6 goals + 9 assists in 15 appearances for arsenal in his debut season. . . .that is 1 goal contribution per match.
slimshay, you can do better than this theo walcott football brain of yours. . . .4-4-2 isn't the only formation you can have arshavin playing just behind van r@pist. 4-2-3-1 is another solid formation that could put the russian in a hole. so is 4-4-1-1 or 4-3-1-2. wenger is just a lummox. watch arshavin in russia and see the difference he makes playing centrally.

@Coogar please one sentence explain a football brain. Another pointless british media soundbite

theo walcott has all the qualities to be a top winger. he's got pace to burn, he can dribble and he can shoot. . . . .and yet, he makes the wrong decisions 11 times out of 10 times. he's got no football brain. . . . .he should watch thomas muller(a player 6 months younger than him).

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9093614#msg9093614 date=1315333288]You are not sure about what? Stop being a girl abeg. Dude asked you "didn't Arshavin perform from the flanks in his first year?" The answer is simply Yes[/quote]i cannot remember arshavin playing well on the flank for arsenal at any time in his career. . . .
in his debut season(feb-may 2009) he operated centrally.

Dgunnerz:
Didn't he perform in that same "flanks" in his first year?

well. . . .i am not sure about that!
but if you had seen arshavin for zenit. . . .or how he played for russia this afternoon against ireland, you would agree his talents are wasted on the flanks.
arshavin is a beast playing just behind a centre-forward!!!

dayokanu:
I watch games and I saw Oxlade for 45 mins
He is already better than Walcott as a Winger.
But lets not get carried away, this is ISRAEL U21, That would probably be the weakest Opposition he would play

don't even mention theo walcott. . . . .he's not even premier league quality.
he's got the shittiest football brain ever.

i was watching espn's "between the lines" last night and one english pundit was claiming walcott is world class. the other pundi(patrick barclay )laughed so hard. that english pundits have a way of making dud excuses for walcott. he said walcott can no longer use age as his excuse. then the pro-walcott pundit said walcott is the best at his age in europe. . . . .mr. barclays replied. . ."thomas muller" and the other dude just shook his head in defeat!

comparing muller to walcott is like comparing brad pitt to saint obi.

dayokanu:
Arshavin would be regretting signing for this hopeless club

wenger ruined arshavin. . . .playing him on the flanks.
arshavin is a "number 10".

StarBoard:
coogar
http://www.goal.com/en/news/10/italy/2011/09/06/2653014/wesley-sneijder-was-not-what-we-were-looking-for-manchester
That should finish off any hopes of signing Sneijder. . .
Interesting comments about Scholes by Fergie. . .

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