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duduspace:
Even bellboys are permitted dreams of grandiosity in their idle time. 

fufuface is fidgeting. . . .

duduspace:
The day you engage in a constructive debate as opposed to childish tantrums will probably be the day a Cougar finally evolves into a Lion. 

even after dismantling your predictions of united's impending doom and gloom 12 months ago with a sniper's precision and accuracy?
mumuface, you know you have one and only oga on the webspace - me!!!!

slimshay:
Meanwhile this is for Naijababe, sorry, I was browsing on the phone yesterday so I wasnt aware you had highlighted Alan Hansen. Come on now babe, how can you be mad at that delusional buffoon. You pity people like that.

Seriously, every year this r£t@rd tips Liverpool to win the league, every year, without fail.   The funniest was the year they came 2nd and he was all over BBC disturbing everybody how next year was theirs for sure. How they will make history before the scummies. The rest is history as they say.

short attention span. . . . .

yes, hansen can be a r£tard but he talks sense when the subject is arsenal!

duduspace:
, hello kitty, kitty, kitty.
should I get DK to come scratch your tummy?  

enough of your balderdash. . . .
if you have a constructive debate to engage me in, i would reply you. . . .
but i will not let you drag me into one of your homoerotic fantasies.

moderator, fufuface has started again. . .
if i splatter his head against the wall, he will start screaming like a rhesus ape.
warn mumuface!

duduspace:
Ehya sorry Ed, it must have gotten very hawt for the Coogar/lion/kitten hybrid to be thanking Muki for cleaning up the thread.  
Muki has to do her job as supermod naa.

i only thanked her for erasing your comments cos i was embarrassed to be reading such from you.
fufuface the dullard!

vermaelen 54 apps for arsenal
koscielny 47 apps for arsenal.

can you see my point?
koscielny arrived a year after vermaelen was bought and he's almost eclipsed vermaelen's number of apps for arsenal.

mukina2:
Hurricane Arsenal thread . .if your post(s) got hit . .mabinu 

thanx for doing your job. . . . .
now we can proceed to tackle arsenal's main problems. . . .

why is vermaelen such a wimp?
another 2 months out? is this another owen hargreaves deal? louis saha?

Mobinga:
Since 2011, Fifa > Pes.
From 2006 - 2010 ; Pes>Fifa

talking shit as usual.
since 2007, fifa > pes.

since the invention of ps3, ea sports have owned konami in the football series.

sleekdot:
^^ Waste of money if you ask me as long as he has that exhaust on his face

maybe buy a sack of cotton wool too and block one nostril.
you don't wanna be stranded with edoyad in a faulty elevator. . . .his nostrils would mop up all the oxygen before the firemen come to your rescue!
edoyad is a lift-risk.

edoyad:
huhuhu. What everrrrrr !
Doesn't change the fact that you're a first class MOWRONNNN with honours.
A Demented man who thinks every kid that went to military schoo is in the Army ? Heaven forbid.

so people who went to the defence academy graduated as what? naval officers?
the size of your nostrils is a big impediment for your nervous system.

Psycho , i guess every kid who went to Kings College is a King, rightttie ?
Wait wait, every girl who finished from queens college is a Queen too, right ?
What an A hole ?

stop creating your own argument. . . . .
lads who go to the defence academy(military uni) graduate as para-military.
if that is too much for your brain to process, go hug a boko haram suicide bomber.

sleekdot:
Incredible Gunnaz, Dgunnaz. He is black he just bleached his skin and used dusting Powder

how far is the nearest atm to you?
i need some few notes to buy edoyad some artificial intelligence. . . .

edoyad:
new world olodo alias Afrojujucork wrote the words above with his own fingers.
He later says. .
. This one would make a good title to a Fela song, "consistency in inconsistency" . Our dementia patient doesnt know the difference between NDA and NMS it seems.
Little children, this alone is a strong enough reason for you to avoid drug abuse. Your mind could end up like ^ ^

you are the most idiotic donkey on nairaland.

defence = military
academy = school

are you so reetarded not to see the point i was trying to make?
who doesn't know nda is supposed to be a tertiary institution or what is this goat trying to prove?
what a stark illiterate. . . .so because i said military skool now necessarily mean i meant secondary schools? you really need to donate your nervous system to the gorilla in ibadan. he possesses more intelligence than a wide-nostrilled gay like you. what a twerp!

you are talking out of ignorance. the job redknapp did to unearth gems like lampard, ferdinand, joe cole, carrick, etc at west ham is unparalleled.

financial impropriety my arse - it was a baseless allegation. no truth in the matter. he should be in prison if guilty.

credits given to wenger for guiding the club through which period? it was the same period that has led to the drought. wenger did nada, abeg. money wasn't the issue when wenger's team took a helluva beating against birmingham in february. up until city's financial doping, only man utd and chelsea had more money than arsenal - so arsenal were finishing where they should be. wenger guided nada. pat rice would have achieved the same with less drama.

spyder880:
^^^^ thank you, now where is the protection for the landlord on that?

We all know the truth, our laws are dead, together with our corrupt, rotting. Judical system. Why are we pretending like this will revive everything and heal the world? I am done with this topic sef, will be watching with one eye to see how long it takes before this landlord lands in Kirikiri with a striped uniform!

fashola will be mad to put any landlord in prison without any form of protection.
if the government won't protect the landlords, the landlords will protect themselves. . . .i cannot build a house for mega-millions and let one dubious tenant short change me because of one ridiculous law. otherwise, i'd put animals there and smile when i see people cotch under the bridge.

claremont:
I wouldn't mind though.

go for it. . . .
there are many of them out there especially in my borough!
they do everything to look fit so you don't see the old age. 50 yr-old looks 22 with trimmed tummy and well-packaged butt.

claremont:
I definitely can't assume that all cases have to do with scams, BUT we just can't help but have that sneaky suspicion. The sneaky suspicion may be right, or in the case of your friend, it may be totally wrong.

some young men like older women. . . .

blank:
^^^^^^^
It is very easy to counter it. The landlord will sue the tenant, whereva he runs to and collect his full rent with interest. That is the law.

landlord sues the tenant and the case takes 10 years before the landlord gets paid. who has the time for that?
if the tenant decides to do a runner, the landlord is left high and dry to lick his wounds.

claremont:
We can argue all day that age has no role to play in a relationship, BUT whenever I see a black man in his 20's-30's "toasting" a white lady in her 40's-50's, the first word that comes to me is SCAM! I just can't understand why a young man will ignore ladies of his age group, and chase after his grandmother's age mates, something is not quite right somewhere!

not in all cases. . . .
i have a friend here of about 25. he has never dated any woman less than 40 in his life.
he likes them old cos he cannot deal with the stress that comes with dating younger women. . . . . .he is an engineer and he's british by birth.

slimshay:
Haha rich from you Coogar. So its now gydmakiwatshisname'sfault eh. So Twitchy, that potato sack-looking m0r0n (Naijababe ) has no fault in this. I think you must work for skysports or something. And what's the Fratton park comparison? Like I said, he bit more than he can chew.

he did not. . . . .he was told to make those buys. . .
the owners lured him to with the promise of bankrolling the wages and stuffs. redknapp made the acquisitions only to be left high and dry with the wages of those players swallowing up all the income made by the club.

Seeing as everything in Arsenal is 'Wenger's fault'.

wenger's arsenal is more stable.
same board, almost the same policy within the last six years.
apples/oranges.

Its rich how Twitchy, that rotten pawpaw looking f00l is suddenly blame free. (Note the new paragraph)

he is blameless.
foreign owners screwed those clubs over.
it happened to eriksson, benitez and redknapp. . . .redknapp moved on, came to spurs and stamped spurs in the top 6 premier league clubs unlike his predecessors like juande ramos and martin jol. . . . .he became the first spurs manager to get them in the champs league. . . .became the first tottenham manager to batter arsenal away from home under wenger.

And Liverpool cut one of the most lucrative shirt deals of all time. While we are at the mercy of our paltry emirates deal, my vice-versa makes sense. Again a direct consequence of stadium building. Yet again I heartily anticipate their stadium project. It will be epic. There is only one Arsene Wenger available for that you know.

abeggi. . . .
who told you wenger bankrolled the project himself? i hope you don't believe this nonsense of giving wenger the credits of the emirates project.
it was a board room decision and it should be so. highbury was so shitty, the capacity was 38,000 or so. any manager working under the same circumstance could have made it happen.

Serpentine:
Since I am one of those old white women who men are constantly try to scam , .

Nigerians online send flowery verses, offer to buy me cars, houses, clothes etc. They talk about marriage straight away and how God has directed them to me and how my children need to start calling him 'daddy'. They tell me they will die if i keep refusing them, and how can i deny God's wish that they be my man and take good care of me. They always offer to fly me out to nigeria for a visit. They are always telling me they are the big man, even when they most obviously are not. They are also sneaky. I am on my man's facebook friends, and the number of his male aquaintances on there who have sent me messages offering marriage, money, cars etc is unbelievable! However, to be fair, it doesn't say i am his woman on there. Nigerian men do not usually mention sex in their early approaches . They talk about my bust and bottom (apparently the only things i inherieted from my black grandparent was my youthful skin and my shapely Bottom) They tell me how pretty i am, how blue my eyes are. They will often partronise me, telling me i need not be worying my pretty little head over a business, because they are here to 'take care of my needs' (as an intelligent woman, that REALLY annoys me )

wild goose chase. . . . .
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naijababe:

Innocent young women like me should definitely stay away from you.

come to me, naijababe. . . .coogar is harmless.

naijababe:
Iya winch, is the above true? If it is, where you place the other end of the straw?

bo[i]o[/i]bs for women
scrotum for men.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA link=topic=744545.msg9085054#msg9085054 date=1315239833]Iya, do you eat soul by hand or use fork and knife [/quote]iya is not a witch. . . . .
she's just a comedian!

Jackieugo:
Yes and NL needs more orobos to express theirselves lol

jackieugo, u look tight!!
is that really you?

slimshay:
@Coogar Twitchy massively indebted Pompey to do that. He brought in players whose wages could not be sustained. Yes they won, but not very long later they went down purely due to financial reason. Please don't use that name and Arsenal in the same sentence again. Thank you.

fratton park ----£18 X 19,000
emirates --------£94 X 60,000

the difference is clear.
the pompey owners in 07/08 promised them gold n silver. egged redknapp on to sign quality players with massive wages. wages their capacity could not sustain. after all said n done, the owners refused to back up their barks. . . .and portsmouth went down.

Yet again, we can but speculate, but I sincerely hope Liverpool chop winsh and enter into a stadium project. People who struggled to make Europe and are not even rated after spending over 50million in one window? Where will they even see 15million to spend in the market. Except of course they wanna pile on debt like *cough* Man *cough*

united's debt is different from any debt in club football. the debt came about from an aggressive take-over. it wasn't because the club couldn't sustain united's expenses. apples and oranges. . . . .liverpool might finish ahead of arsenal this season. man city did last season, i see no reason why liverpool won't. afterall, they beat arsenal at the emirates just few weeks ago.

I really don't wanna get into finacial debate, but our large gate takings is offset by our shyte commercial deals. And vice versa for liverpool. They have no right to the free pass they get. Luckily for them, they have Alan Hansen and Phil McNumpty!

how is it vice versa for liverpool?
arsenal make more money at the gates than liverpool.
arsenal strike better commercial deals(overall) than liverpool.

spyder880:
^^^ I am a victim of the 'good landlord' problems. Since I built a house and let in tenants last year, I have left them to enjoy all the facilities in that compound and even assists them in all problems. I don't visit there, just to reduce any rift, I let them pay as they like, monthly or even after 3 months, I let in a lot of poor people who don't have any money to pay in other places, including picking a family from under a flyover where they lived and asked them to move into my house and pay every month end. I didn't make them sign agreements of exploit them in any way.

What did I get in return? Fight, trouble, police cases of all types, refusal to pay light bill and sometimes rent, subletting their rooms and packing out, littering the compound and turning the frontage into a dustbin, breaking a part of the fence and disobeying me and my caretaker. I have had so much headache in the last 1yr7months that I am thinking of demolishing the house because of the trouble it is giving me. Now I have talked with my lawyer to take over the property and administer it. But I will first increase rents by 20% so the people that don't like it can leave in peace. Tenants can be a load of trouble sometimes.

you should have hired me!

slimshay:
Seriously man! What exactly has he delivered? Please I don't want to discuss Twitchy here. He leaves relegated teams in his wake, and they still gladly kiss his behind because he's one of them. Manager of the year cos he came fourth? Seriously? When Ancelotti scooped the double in his first year?

he won the fa cup in 2008(barely three seasons ago) with pompey.
so you don't think he would have won a title for arsenal at least?

Nobody has asked Liverpool to stay put and not move. They know the consequences of a big stadium move. And I'm not talking historical attachments, I'm talking financial strain. And they do have a very wealthy consortium now. And 'King Kenny' is back. Can we please all agree again they are competition for the title So that there will be no rancour when we all later agree they really tried their best when they only make Europa again?

liverpool could not move. . . . . they were supposed to but they were screwed up by hicks n gillete. the owners promised them stanley park - a 71,000 capacity stadium but the economic recession killed the plans. the new owners now have tore the blueprint and are just looking at expanding anfield. big clubs need big stadiums.

chelsea fc are also screwed by that. there's no acres of land in the chelsea/fulham area where they can build a massive stadium. thankfully, they have a billionaire who cushions the expenses for them. of course, they now have king kenny but breaking into the top four is not that easy any more. man city and tottenham have spoilt their party.

breaking news: uefa reject arsenal's appeal against wenger's 2-match ban.

spyder880:
^^^ thank you for the lectures, so lease is pre paid by the tenant for all the duration of time stipulated?

it depends. . . .
but your protection is. . . .the tenant cannot opt out of the agreement any time he wishes.
if i enter a lease agreement with you for your property at 100,000 naira per month for one year(january 2012 - january 2013). . . . . .i cannot say i am moving out in april 2012. . . . .  even if i do, you will still collect your rent from me between (april 2012 - jan 2013). whether i stay in the property or not is not your business. the agreement was for me to be there for a year. . . .and by law, you shall collect the rents for a year.

slimshay:
Coogar please don't get on that Redknapp love-in here jare.

his achievements are difficult to ignore.
look at his past records and see the confines at which he has delivered for pompey and spurs!

Liverpool is always 'good to win' the premiership. Until reality sets it and then everybody, read media, helps them re-adjust their aspirations which they embrace well.

they were screwed up by some dubious american owners. . . .
besides that, they are only big historically. . . . .their stadium capacity is abysmal for a club as big as liverpool. since they don't have a wasteful billionaire owners like the men at chelsea and man city, it means they cannot afford to flex their muscles cos their income is too low for such. that was what drove redknapp's pompey to bankruptcy.

The Arsenal is defiant, nobody helps us readjust see.

massively helped by the new stadium.
60,000 capacity means only arsenal and man utd can host the champions league final in all the clubs in england.
the fact that you charge the highest tickets in europe also means you generate massive income from the emirates. . . . .only wenger knows why he doesn't spend more until recently. . . . .

bfire:
@Coogar:
Full rent? Please, explain.

It's a pay as you go monthly thing and lease would not bind you to pay, say 2ys lease, total lease due for 2yrs at once. No?

lease is not necessarily a pay as you go monthly thingy. . . .it's normally between 6 months to 2 years depending on the agreement. it also means within that period, i as a landlord cannot increase the rent. it will be a flat rate throughout the period of agreement. the lease agreement commits the tenant to a specific term of occupancy. . .unlike the rental agreement which are often renewed every end of the month. . .

since a lease's terms are for a specific number of months and are usually outlined in a written, mutually signed contract, the tenant cannot break the lease by vacating the property during the length of the contract. If he does so, he will be legally held liable for the amount of rent remaining on the contract.
technically, the lease offers the landlord more protection than the rental agreement.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]You damn right about that!!

*Deuces*[/color]

yeye heifer!
to you now, you have just discovered the cure of hiv virus.
editing someone's post and adding your pitiful lines is ingenuity, abi?

pweety4me, you need deliverance!