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alberto2k:
when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth
hyphen

elampiro:
I am not out to exchange words with any one. No long thing...

But Coogar, did Ashley Young really play as a winger for Villa or he played in a fluid front? I remember Young, Agbonlahor and one other guy who was good at heading exchanging positions while they attack. This may have even boosted Young's stat you proud about all these while. I wonder why he has never been able to achieve 40% of those stats at United.


Just saying.

kradleber:
[s]keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime.

Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove.
Highest echelon of painment



weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants


is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?



This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are toattly wack.. no wonder beat you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)



I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically?
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation that the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you and your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt orgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materia


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox[/s] [

stephenqueen:
Coogar please give it to this bìtch

alberto2k:
Where tha fvck is that fucking dund-dumbhead coogar

turn up man. . . ama slit your goddamn throat like i did to steve wonders when he dreamt of brawling me in Illinois

SailorXY:
there's no cause for comparisons here. Young & di Maria are Man United players, we should support them both. the fact Young has earned his place is not in doubt but it also doesn't make him a better player than those on the bench. let's not turn it into favorite vs favorite ala Rooney vs van Persie.

there was a time Mata & Herrera were warming the bench too, but they now have about 17 goals between them this season. if it was based on talents alone, Fellaini won't be starting games ahead of Mata, di Maria & all capable of playing AM in the current squad.

let's just say it's the manager's card as he's still moulding his team & maligned players still settling into the new system. after all LvG said his wide men were not up to scratch before he went for di Maria; yet Young was in the squad already!

homesteady:
I gave you an example of where we played direct - barcelona vs rayo, we won the game but lost possession and all the traditional cules were calling for tata's head!

Madrid signed one of the best players from the worldcup! They don't need hazard or any expensive player! They just need a sensible coach who will know how to rotate the squad well! They still have a killer squad!
The midfield is the difference! Since I started watching barcelona play, I haven't seen where the Midfielders are given a minimum role to play!

TheSonOfMark:
[b]
Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie
worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouddn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Even as a bum people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarters.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOU.
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kradleber:
Keep mute Troglodyte.
God forbid that i would want to be like an unequivocally foolish sycophant and a dastardly feeble-minded derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

you are not a bit within the earshot of my lexical echelon. Drop the scissors and cut the crap. Such a hideous megophryid frog.. you are so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

I would extirpate your entire verbiage in half a millisecond and not even those grammatical ogogoro you stole from canibus would resuscitate you when i put you in a devastating coma....then put a dot above the coma like a semi colon !

see... I'm even word playing.. This is what they call verbal punishment hehe
we don't force it or recycle punchlines like you do.. its ingrained.

Kemizee:
I imagine wat wud happn if Ashley Young has been all wat some morons and nitwits say he is..den it sad because while Real madrd will be chasing Hazard,we must all begin to cry because Barca or Bayern will soon buy our superstar winger Ashley Young (sobs and weeps).
This is supposed to be Ashley's best ason after 4 yrs of utterly being egregious and yet he cnt still score goals or assist more than someone in his forst season in English football despite playing more minutes.So i ask again for d pip arguing to tell me exactly wat young has done beta dan di maria dis season?

It so sad that we av too many mentally imbalanced pipl on a football forum.Mtchewww

UniqueGem:
Any 'SANE' comrade who chooses to argue with this 'INSANE' cooger; to me have automatically lost certificate of 'SANITY'. There are no bases and direction to his arguements, once you catch him on the hand he says it's leg, then to his head, and it continues. Capish

UniqueGem:
He believes after CR7 and Messi, Young is the 3rd best player in the world. LOL!!!!

homesteady:
Last season, tata Martino made them play more direct! barca won Rayo either 4 or 5 - 0, but guess what happened? the whole world was on fire because they lost possession to Rayo! You have been saying that He likes direct football, but when the team played more direct last season, he was still the most useless player in the team!

Is it in your dreams you watch barcelona games? Who doesn't know that this barcelona is different from other years?

khanye:
Professor

TheSonOfMark:

"How are WE..."? Dimwit, you are referring to your bipolar other again, aren't you? Schizophrenia sets in stages- science hasn't been able to name yours.

For a first filial progeny of a neo-Homo habilis specie, you are 'smart' - smart in an ostrich-esque way.

Jellyfishes would weep for your retro-idiocy- and jellyfishes have no brains.

While your trànny father writhed beneath your dykè of a mother, you screwed Molly the cat to ease your denegerate self.

Even donkeys participate in your incèstous ørgies. Well, I suppose it's always a FAMILY REUNION.

AdeLaNa1:
Abeg! When there's Johnny Evans

homesteady:
Bros, it seems you did not understand my post! All I was saying is that once you are la masia graduate, you must surely be good with the ball! it doesn't leave them

The reason he left was because Xavi was benching him in his preferred role, same reason why Thiago left( Fabregas and Xavi were benching him)!
There were many other reasons - but style of play? absolutely No! Maybe he should also leave Spain National team because of their style of play na

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/cesc-fabregas-move-to-chelsea-met-with-mixed-feeling-by-barcelona-fans-061214
Three years later, that smooth succession plan can be said to have failed emphatically. The stats are not bad -- Fabregas scored a more than respectable 42 goals in 151 matches, and Barca also won the 2012 Copa Del Rey trophy and the 2012-13 La Liga title.

But three managers -- Josep Guardiola, Tito Vilanova and Gerardo Martino -- all tried without success to fit Fabregas into the Barca team alongside Messi, Xavi and Andres Iniesta. Each had their own ideas -- playing him in attacking midfield, deep midfield, as a false nine and even on the wing. But none could find a system which worked regularly, and Fabregas himself often looked not quite sure what he should be doing.

Blaugrana fans and pundits quickly decided he had been ruined by the Barclays Premier League, and his style of play was now too direct for Barca. The locally-born Catalan was even regularly whistled by his own side's supporters, often being the scapegoat when the home side struggled for fluidity.

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/10/12/why-cesc-fabregas-never-lived-up-to-his-potential-at-barcelona/
Arsenal’s style of football is said to be the closest to that of Barcelona. Both teams always like to keep possession. However, Arsenal are much more direct than Barcelona. Fabregas always tried playing through-balls behind opposition defenses at Arsenal, and this continued trend did him no favors at Barcelona.

At Barcelona, the players pass the ball until they find a true opening in the opposition defense to exploit, and then the ball is played in to that player. Fabregas, in his time at Barcelona, was often accused of giving away possession all too often. He tried playing the ball in behind too many times, often resulting in the opposition gaining possession of the ball. This continued trend has shown at Chelsea. Against Manchester City at the Etihad, in the second half, Fabregas tried playing Costa in behind Mangala and Kompany. Every time he did, Manchester City regained possession of the ball and gained the chance to counter-attack Chelsea. The difference is that Mourinho signed Fabregas to play a striker in behind, to provide through-balls so that Chelsea could break down teams. Barcelona, on the other hand, are required to break down teams weekly, and do not necessarily need a Fabregas to expertise in the role.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/club/chelsea/363/blog/post/1994284/fabregas-is-chelseas-new-lampard
Fabregas may have idolised Xavi, but instead of becoming another totem of tiki-taka, he is a Spanish-English hybrid. He was toughened up in the Premier League and absorbed some of its attitudes.

Perhaps he could be a little too impatient, a bit too direct for Barcelona (and maybe only for them: this is relatively speaking). Growing up competing with Lampard and Steven Gerrard, he absorbed the importance of goal-scoring midfielders.

If you watch barcelona games as you are claiming, then you should know that the importance of Busquet has dropped! Before anybody thinks of harassing him, the ball is already with Any of MSN - Midfield play is not really important for this new Barça, that's why even madrid nearly had more possession during el classico (51-49 or so) and Bayern had it!

TheSonOfMark:
[b] First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

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kradleber:
Your rebuttal was the lamest and most generic ever and it doesn't merit a reply. I got more than a kabillion fresh disses stored safely un my brain box that would leave you in a purgatorial state forerver, I could even extemporaneously whip out ravishing one-liners that would leave your pregnant wife scarred for life and vaporize her foetus, but I'd rather save them till you can think of qualitative disses instead of uncreatively fashioned reused lines..

You just got served by the darkrebel in one take and you're no match for me
I'm also ready to sever your trapezoidal cranium in an audio or text rap battle.
hasta la vista

homesteady:
Yawns! Tired of this argument!
Ok, since you have found excuse for Fabregas which is quite silly, let me find one for Di Maria - Man U new possession obsession is hurting his game, he thrives in quick counter formation!

I should be telling you this, not the other way round! I said even Piqué that went to Premier league still has good passing range talk less of a la masia trained midfielder! Is Busquet a defender? so why are you comparing?
My post said I don't think any defender is as good as Piqué with the ball!

You should stop acting like you know everything, you should also upgrade yourself! This new barcelona team have moved on from where only Busquet starts the attack, anybody starts it now! I'm sure Piqué has given more long passes to the strikers this season than Fabregas ever gave in a season!

TheSonOfMark:
There you are dumbo.
I just dissected your claims as the delusional churnings of the figmented mind of a dude whose frequent visit for brain scans has left him with a craniallly-debilitating nosocomial infection.

With experience comes the ability to detect cerebral-palsy-bedeviled vegetables such as yourself.

Neurology has got to evolve fast enough to deal with your retro-cranially-mutanted being.



Classifying your mental-ability eludes even seasoned taxomists who premised on no prior experience with human jellyfishes are left to term as nothing more that a "FREAK OF NATURE" left to roam pointlessly on the surface of this terraforma.

parrotibaba:
Coogar is like d 300 Spartans being attacked by thousands of Persians

elampiro:
In this setting

...................DDG
RB..............CB.............LB
..................DM
.........MF.............MF(dI Maria)
..................AM
.........FW............FW

This setting Di Maria played is no much different from the Wing Back Young played in. Di Maria also defended in the above setting while playing as a central midfielder and as a winger. He had more ground to cover as compared to a wing back running just along the line with even the LB covering many lapses.

IKILL:
No, it was due to his individual brilliance, Ronaldo was anonymous in last year's CL final but di maria was brilliant

Higuain did well in his first season at napoli, making europe's top 11 is down to individual brilliance not the influence of who you play with

kradleber:
Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state
You are in myriad and labyrinth of mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp like cornered hyena

this Pugilist half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

homesteady:
It will be silly of me to continue arguing what you won't agree on! I don't have that do or die mentality for trivial thing like you!

A la masia graduate will remain good at keeping possession and giving short and intricate passes! even if he doesn't kick a ball for 10 years!

Piqué a defender also went to Manchester United and was developing there before he came back to Barça, Yet I don't think there is any defender as good as he is in passing the ball!In other words, your explanation is bullshit!

IKILL:
Coogar, I'm not arguing with you about young's productivity, he's productive no doubt, he proved it this season, but saying he's more productive than di maria is what I find ridiculous... this is someone that made europe's top 11, c'mon man

TheSonOfMark:

Coogar, come forth and crown me for clinically knocking you out with the ARTISTRY OF MY RAP LINES.

YOU WANTED A RAP BATTLE, WHY AVOID IT? FAKE MC! Let me teach you how we do it on the UniUyo basketball court every Wednesday.

Come forth boy.

TruckPusher, Sinizia, KradLeber, Funlord and Borrussia: Come witness my official coronation.

Coogar, come forth!

elampiro:
Playing in the centre in a diamond setting protected weakly by a back three is more difficult than playing in the wing in front of a left full back in four man defence.

All I know is that in terms of productivity you are talking about. Every thing Young did, Di Maria accomplished in less than half the time in took Young to do it. So no matter the plus or minus in positions played, Di Maria beats Young in productivity hands down.

Young has my praise, however he has been in the league far long enough compared to Di Maria.

elampiro:
Stats are facts. Have a nice day.

elampiro:
People should not get me wrong. I am personally impressed with Young. I even call him our new Ronaldo when yabbing my Chelsea and Arsenal friends. But we should remember stats are facts. Di Maria is the most productive player in Manchester United today.

I don exit. No more long arguments.

homesteady:
Okayy

See Excuse this guy is a clown!
Which risks was he taking?

Numerouuuno:
He felt unappreciated and left for where he'll be appreciated, if di Maria was still in Madrid, they'll be in UCL final and would be winning LA liga now. Ancelotti made a wrong choice and he's surely regretting that. Bale is the new scape goat now, come next season , you will speak a different thing, I know that.

IKILL:
He's being kept out because of young's current form not because young is better than di maria, football is all about form... if di maria was the inform one, young would be on the bench even with his current form and you know that coogar
Young has been spectacular this season no doubt but he isn't better than di maria

elampiro:
1. How many matches or minutes did Young play as wing back? Young time as a traditional winger is almost the same as the time Di Maria had there. Young mostly played in the 4-1-4-1. It was Di Maria who was the victim of Gaal using a back 3 mostly during the diamond.

2. Young was the one who played with Carrick in the two times Carrick came out from injury. Di Maria's fitness did not coincide with when Carrick was fit late last year and when we won 6/6 this year.

TheSonOfMark:

Tell the dude to match my rap lines if he can.

Coogar, where are the punchlines you boasted about hours ago?

Let's do justice to rap.

Sinizia, your lord is failing you.

sinizia:
Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

Dude, I slamdunked your balls, make a fluke of your calls along with these dolls.

So Lord that I robed in your cloak, shamed you before these folks until you choked.

Now I piss on your piece in your subtle attempt to seek peace.

On the grave where you lay is where I was crowned KingSLAY.

IKILL:
You put the upid in stu.pid... united went after butter and other idiots like him, so? if all Ronaldo did was grace the PFA team twice and win young player of the year Madrid wouldn't come for him, you are a laboratory rat, why would he be sought after at the age of 30? Ronaldo would be sought after at the age of 33, ribery, robben would be sought after at the age of 32, 33

This is Di maria's first season in england, yet he managed to produce 11 assists, that's how you know somebody is good, stop being a dunce and speak the trruth

elampiro:
We arent fighting. This is a time we should at least be happy for what is coming next season. Personally I am in a double happy mood in my private life over something, not just Man United. So small small my guy.

However, the stats from opta you used in promoting Young arent too favourable to him this time. This is why I always said stats can be misleading. It's always better to look at who is the better footballer.

Goals
Ashley Young every 1004.5 mins
Di Maria every 540.7 mins

Assists
Young every 401.8 mins
Di Maria 162.2 mins.
My record shows me Di Maria did not Assist from either Corner or Free Kick but Young Assisted from Free kick.

Chances created.
Young created a chance every 601. in
Di Maria created a chance every 31.2 mins.

Di Maria came first in our team in Chances created and Assist. Even in dribble, Di Maria is the best in our team. He is 14.9 while Yound dribbles every 27.9.

homesteady:
If you admit you made a mistake, nobody will kill you! This was your original post -

So la liga and UCL are the same league?
UCL has 3 solid teams and 17 rubbish teams? If you were referring to la liga + other competitions, you would have been sensible enough not to say in that league!

Is this not an indictment on what you said earlier? how will a whole premier league assist king go to la liga where it's easy to generate assist and not be able to dominate the assist chart like how he has done in EPL?

TheSonOfMark:

Dude, I slamdunked your balls, make a fluke of your calls along with these dolls.
So Lord that I robed in your cloak, shamed you before these folks until you choked.
Now I piss on your piece in your subtle attempt to seek peace.

On the grave where you lay is where I was crowned KingSLAY.

TheSonOfMark:

We want a RAP BATTLE, quit the sermons.

DOUBLE ENTENDRES, PUNCHLINES AND ALL.

You could maybe do us both a favour- save us the eyesore of reading your wacky comebacks by chopping of your fingers and not getting 'shot' by me. Win-win situation.
Don't worry about your legacy here- you are already the dumbest ever.

Let's do real RAP ATTACKS. Save us the sermon, shrimp.