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kradleber:you are a tool! one of my biggest pet peeves is your uncanny ability to behave like a menstruating female. you swore on your father's grey pubic hair never to refer to me again some months back, why can't you uphold your vows? the definition of a real man is saying what he means & meaning what he says. if i start torturing you now, you would cry loud and play the victim card. the last time i destroyed you, your parents had to call the cops to get me charged with child abuse. stay on your lane. don't put your pig snout in anything that concerns me ever again in your miserable impoverished life. |
IKILL:your anus is jealous of your father for the amount of shyte he polluted your mother's womb with to conceive you. gareth bale is shyte. di maria was even better than bale @madrid. If young likes, let him play like this from now till eternity, only clubs like tottenham and liverpool will come for him, and if he is sought after by clubs like chelsea, Madrid or man city, then it's to become a squad player and that's fact that even a slowpoke like you knowman utd went after young - they are the biggest club in england. young has already graced the PFA team twice - he was once the best young player in the EPL. he has done well for himself with his limited skills. he's already 30, why would he be sought after at the age of 30? were you born brain dead? Young is so good and he has never made top 20 in Europe.... coogar, I've always known you were foolish but this foolish? Jeezyou are a laboratory retärd! top 20 my arsê. so di maria the top winger in the world got dumped by madrid & he's being kept out of the starting XI by ashley young? if he's a top winger then he has to be the unluckiest winger in the world. you are a cretinous troll. |
kradleber:https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxhlzgMvN1qii6tmo1_250.gif |
TheSonOfMark:is that all? you are a witless apprentice.... my first observation is you have the intelligence of an abortus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rêtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and angrier human being. you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed. |
Kemizee:you are a tool! so if hazard has 92 created chances in 3283 mins then he's better than david silva with 91 created chances in 2548 mins? after all, 92 is higher than 91 according to a doofus like you. i ask again, how did you pass junior WAEC with this level of gross stupïdity? Numerouuuno:so why was he sold then? di maria the saviour was sold but ronaldo & co with many off-days were retained. ronaldo would win european golden shoe this season without di maria providing the ammo. united would have the lowest goalscorer of any league season in the history of the premier league this year with di maria........and di maria is the saviour? ![]() @SIRCUMALOT, for the 3rd season running, silva undressed eden hazard again. are you going to throw in the towel now that david silva is the most creative player in england? statistically, the only thing hazard does better than silva is scoring awoof penalties & making irrelevant dribbles. ![]()
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TheSonOfMark:what is this nonsense above? picasso, monalisa, sistine chapel? are you a simpleton? somebody better hold this hömoerötic nuisance before i destroy him worse than the nazis did the chapel of nazareth. in this pen game, only satan himself can rival me. you are too intellectually sterile to box with me. i don't paint - i unleash hot embers on my adversaries. by the time i am done with you, you would curse the day your father's spermatozoon flagellated to fertilise his wife's ovum. |
Kemizee:your stats are flawed - stop posting absolute numbers when drawing conclusions on statistics. the number of minutes each of them played does not reflect in these stats. seriously, how did some of you pass junior WAEC? |
TheSonOfMark:you are a lilliput in the pen game. my own is - stop mentioning my username in your piffle. i dunno you from adam or fückever kerosene background you crawled out from. |
homesteady:in that league is different from in spanish la liga. 20+ assists is referring to all competitions, you doofus. Didn't you see the numbers I posted?cesc was an assist king before he left for spain. cesc was blooded in england, one of the reasons he became an outcast in barca. you have an uncanny ability of bringing up daft analogies. parrotibaba: Di Maria no doubt is an inconsistent player ,I hv said dis b4 n I'll keep on saying it but he is still a world class player ,for sm1 who is having a horrible season n still boasts of 11 assists n could hv gotten more if our strikers were not sh1t dis season ,I definitely will take him over an Ashley young any time ...ashley young had 16 league assists at villa when he had agbonlahor & carew as strikers. di maria was shyte abeg. let's not forget he also played in the centre for many games too where he was closest to the centre forward to tread a final ball to them. |
TheSonOfMark:if i don't destroy you & the 7 generations before you within 30 mins, i would pay you $500. with your guguru & epa lines, you would be eviscerated faster than your momma tears a condom pack in her ashawo business. to lesser mortals like you, i am your god! |
homesteady:i don't trek for no one - i ain't a jobless maggot like you. 1) You said Young is the most productive winger in the world apart from Messi and Cr7over the past 6-8 seasons. i didn't just scoop out that stats based on this season. i based it on his entire career in the premier league. please pay attention to the details. young was producing 16 league assists in aston villa for mid-tier strikers like agbonlahor. 16 league assists! 3) I decided to use a permanent left back for comparison because if I use another winger, you'll still come up with your 'Young played as a left back for half of the season' excuse!your decision was stupïd cos rose has never played as a winger. daft analogy! 4) I used Danny Rose as my example - modern full backs and wingers almost play the same style, but one is a defender and the other an attacker! It is expected that the winger should have far better stats than the full back ( thats why you Di Maria has better stats than Young) But Danny Rose has almost equal stats with some one that played as a winger for half of the season, (though he played more mins) So you see, your Young is not as productive as how you are making him to look like!tell us one season then that rose copped 16 league assists. failure to do that then you are a brainless sheep. danny rose does not have equal stats as young. that silly comment stemmed from the fact that you cannot read statistics. |
sinizia:he is an asshöle! who the hell is he? he musta been a product of a cheap drünk fück. this is why the mods need to start psycho-evaluating posters before letting them register on this site. |
weedtaker:a useless beckham & a rotten owen got into that madrid side. abeg, di maria is average. he's too inconsistent. few people pointed this out last season but some people can't dig their fingers out of their bums. has he been an improvement on what we had? no, he hasn't. if nani had stayed and was given the same amount of time as young this season, i have no doubt we woulda been higher on the table. woodward just wanted to please the fans with di maria. he wasn't what we really needed last summer. |
PietroRico:he can fly for £50m lol. A fit young wouldn't get in the team, how then can he paste those numbers.he will make their team. this team once paraded gravesen in their midfield & they have players like contreao too. la liga is the easiest league to generate stats if you play for barca or madrid. homesteady:assists per season(all competitions) jeez! BTW is Ozil the only play that switched from la liga to EPL? The top 2 'assisters' in la liga last year are also still the top 2 in EPL this season, so what where you saying?what are their numbers in la liga - what are their numbers in the premier league. why is ozil not performing in england? |
TheSonOfMark:you have the IQ of a pubic louse. this is what happens when 2 disparate sex cells are forced to fuse together. you must have been conceived via anäl sex, no wonder you have been behaving like an asshöle! ewu ara! |
PietroRico:we should sell him to PSG to nick pogba or vidal. This however takes nothing away from di maria as a player.i would choose young 20 times over. young wouldn't complain on the bench & his workrate is better than di maria's. of course, di maria has the wow moments to get you jumping off your feet once in a while but that is not enough in the premier league. Ashley young in that Madrid team would not reach di Maria's heightsa fit ashley young in madrid would cop 35 assists. did you see the chart i posted? 118 goals in one season between 3 forwards and you think young wouldn't provide 1/3 of that at least? ![]() |
homesteady:& did di maria play as a left back this season? you are a dunce! 2) You said Young is more productive because he played as a left back for 1st part of the season and as a winger for the 2nd part! Hence you are assuming that if had played as a winger throughout, he would have had better statsi am not assuming - i know young is a stat machine. there was a time young was producing 17 assists per season as a winger. then, using this your logichas danny rose ever been a winger or have you traded your IQ with a pot of porridge? why not say if de gea had been a winger, he would have notched 300 assists? when you get found out for your lack of intelligence, you start spewing balderdash. If you say I'm spewing baloney, then you were also spewing baloney! Stop speaking with two sides of your mouth!you are the biggest cretin this section has produced with your subzero IQ. are you even reading what you are typing? young is a winger that got deployed to do a job at the back to accommodate di maria in the first half of the season. he's naturally a winger. danny rose has always been a defender - there's no precedence or history of him ever excelling as a winger. so for you to sit there and think rose as a winger would produce more stats tells me your child development was badly mismanaged. you are an obnoxious serial idïot. fück outta here before i pee in your face. |
TheSonOfMark:why are you mentioning my name in your diatribe. are you drunk? |
AdeLaNa1:he would be a good buy for them. sterling is better than navas & milner. he will not win anything in liverpool. i am happy for him. weedtaker:pay them no attention. when you present a superior argument that beats theirs - the next thing is to start talking about dïckriding. they would accuse you of what they are guilty of. |
Nihilist:the same ashley young that has graced the PFA team of the season twice has one decent season? amnesia is a terrible disease - see your GP asap! PietroRico: The di Maria signing wasn't something we really needed last summer and it was something I very quickly pointed outthat was exactly what i said last summer. i told these herbs that di maria wouldn't improve the wingers we already had in the squad and his fees should be spent in the midfield area. lo & behold, young has kept di maria away from the starting XI with back to back MOTM awards. the cats here get easily fooled by foreign players. di maria's numbers @madrid were inflated because he was surrounded by goal machines while there. ozil also generated 20+ assists in that league & he's completely dried up @arsenal right now. i guess ozil is still adjusting to england's football life too. any fool can generate assists in la liga. it's the equivalent of the scottish league. 3 solid teams on top & 17 rubbish teams below them. in which other top league are the front 3 generating this kinda numbers?
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homesteady:stop embarrassing yourself, little man. how is rose better than young in the stats i posted? you posted a flawed statistics, i called you out on it & helped you to post the right format and yet you are still spewing baloney. |
weedtaker:add that to the fact that young actually beasted those guys in the stats that matter. kolarov has scored more goals but then all of them have come from direct freekicks(set play goals).
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homesteady:you don't understand statistics..... it's a pity. from what you posted there, you mean you can conclude logically that young & rose are posting similar stats? have they all played the same number of minutes for you to take their raw numbers as facts instead of taking their per minute?homesteady, you need deliverance. ![]() weedtaker:great minds think alike. na only you i go dey quote henceforth. you have a very deep knowledge of how the game works. alanta88:you have hit the summit of intellectual bankruptcy. the GIF is not about proving point - it's just showing the kind of assists young is posting lately.....he's a traditional winger. then you spoilt it with comparing jarvis & jelavic to young. i guess those 2 players are also keeping a £60m asset from playing in their respective clubs like young is doing. you have the IQ of a pubic louse. |
weedtaker:robben, ribery, neymar, bale, hazard, etc are wing forwards. they cannot even be classified as out & out wingers anymore like young. they cut in, aim for the near post and score goals. how many of them have the responsibility of covering for their full backs like young does. if hazard or neymar loses the ball, they chase for 10 yards and give up. if young loses the ball, he would chase it back to our defence to retrieve it back. the role of an LM is different from LF. some posters here have no intelligence to tell the difference between the two. |
weedtaker:you are the only one operating at an ultra-high frequency on this thread - others are just clueless about what productivity means. young is less-skilled than most wingers in the league, let alone in europe......but he's highly productive. he just beats his man & crosses the ball into the box(the primary task of a wing man). i doubt any of di maria's assists has been like the gif below..... https://giant.gfycat.com/AmpleAdmiredChevrotain.gif alanta88:go and look into his history. pay attention to the seasons where he was mostly fit & find another winger in the league that did better than him pro-rata. if you cannot find any then just accept you are a pillock. next time, bring your common sense into a public forum before spilling your gob. this is not your village gathering |
alanta88:you are a stereotypical retärd! young has been more productive than sanchez, robben, etc in the last 6-8 seasons overall. we are talking productivity here not the skill of the players. this is why people like you fail common entrance. anuofia! |
weedtaker:give this man a beer! https://giant.gfycat.com/TidyScientificHectorsdolphin.gif |
AdeLaNa1:get popcorn & soda too. this could be a very long night - an opportunity to practise my wits on another unfortunate bastärd sired by a möron. |
SDC2:you don't have the lyrical ability. you are a lilliput when it comes to putting words together intelligently to cause damage. |
alanta88:your own father actually mastürbated - but that whorë you called a mother scooped the seeds back into her diseäsed vagïna without your father's consent. it's not hard to see why he was never there for you. if you had to go create a new moniker to air your opinion about me then your father is a plonker. ![]() |
SDC2:crush me like an ant? you would die violently......even your enemies would wear black sarongs to mourn your death. |
alanta88:stop making a fool out of the donor of your y-chromosomes. homesteady:you won't see it because you lack cognitive reasoning. young was playing as a left back in the first half of the season while di maria stopped producing since november. |
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