Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:13pm On May 19, 2015 |
SDC2: darkrebel of course, who else - that kid would kill himself before his time trying to be like you. for real? i remember the tool promising never to quote me again. when nuccas can't even keep to their words, what else can i say? where's FYH? i am ready to battle him. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:07pm On May 19, 2015 |
Limerick: Coogar would lead that ffool to his Grave  who's the fool, sef? |
Family › Re: Separated From My Husband And He Is Keeping My Children From Me by coogar: 10:55pm On May 19, 2015 |
emeify: What do I do?
Separated from my husband. He is insisting I pay for the children's upkeep or I cannot see them in his house. He has insisted on collecting part of their school fees from me. Despite that, he wants me to pay for their upkeep in his house or I cant see the kids
Is this normal? Does anyone know a lawyer that can help? if you had won the custody of the kids, you would do exactly the same thing your hubby is doing. pay up & stop complaining. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:34pm On May 19, 2015 |
Kemizee: To be frank i dnt think i wud respond to ur posts again.I xpected better.That post of urs is disgraceful and not worth my attention and let this be the last time you ever respond to my post in your pathetic life. if you go against your word, i would have you for dinner, you hömoerötic nuisance. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:25pm On May 19, 2015 |
Kemizee: Really I never like abuses online bt this post is so stupid and bidering on retarded.Are u damn serious or u jst nuts?watever u smoking.I wud like to join.Productive in terms of wat exactly?Goals and assists? or Running around with nothing to show for it?more prodcutive dan Hazard?more than robben?Sanchez?Neymar?James Rodriguez?.I wasted two minutes of my time reading that piss shit u typed there Coogar.I dnt think I wud eva take u serious again after this night.You shud be banned and |I wud ban u if i was a moderator. you are a consummate retärd..... attack the message if you have any iota of common sense in that block you call a head. productivity= goals + assists. UniqueGem: LOL!!! Mr. Is young better than Robben? Neymar? Hazard? James? Or Sanchez? Statistically, young is not even better than Reus, Gotze or even Ozil, BALE TOO. All players either wingers or either depoyable there, thats just to mention a few. young has been more productive than robben in the last 6 seasons. it's not even disputable. young's biggest flaw is his injuries. when he's fit, he's a machine. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:01pm On May 19, 2015 |
Kemizee: Also Anyone who thinks Ashley Young is better dan Di Maria is ridiculously funny.Playing better?Yes..more productive..D stats show he isn't. BETTER THAN GENERALLY?Very silly to conpare d both of dem.They are not in d same class. don't be deceived by name.... young is actually one of the most productive wingers in europe. i dared all the posters of this section to show me a more productive winger than young(apart from messi/ronaldo) and none of them could take the challenge. productivity doesn't have to be with flair. when tony valencia was the best winger in this league, he had no flair. it was just his sheer pace and the final ball. young has been more effective than di maria & he has kept him on the bench in the final lap of the season. who has won what @ what club is irrelevant. we can as well put dennis law or cantona in our team because they had won XYZ awards in the past. it's about now, not what happened in 1853. UniqueGem: you're a branded slowpoke. Di Maria wasn't sold because of James arrival, Di maria decided to leave Real because he felt unappreciated and was instead offered a contract he deemed substandard. He left on his will and madrid cashed on him because he wanted to leave. Di maria might be unfit and still learning the english style but he has 10assits with about 4/5 Goals. a billy-goat must have urïnated on your head when you were a pïkin. he felt unappreciated because he was asking for a rise in pay beyond his ability. if he is as good as you make him; madrid shoulda trebled his wages plus more. Mind you we are comparing young to Di maria and not Di maria to the world. So relatively speaking, falcao can still be compared to another striker in football not necessary the football world. Get over stupid!ty sooner than later, you're an embarrassment and a big shame. you are a verminous cretin! young kept di maria on the bench with series of MOTM awards. it's not by fluke or juju. young is more effective than di maria. i said so last summer when many of you fools were having pre-ejäculations over di maria. we have never had problems with wingers - it's the central midfield & the defence that needed beefing up. i have been vindicated so go fück yourself. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:46pm On May 19, 2015 |
UniqueGem: Any idiot playing for real madrid could make the Fifa ProXI right? That typically explains why Benzema, Bale, Isco, carvajal and co didn't make it. Look here Mr. Making Fifa XI is solely dependent on your individual ability and not your teams ability. Di Maria's magical feet was responsible for madrid winning the champs league last year. no wonder the magical feet was sold like kulikuli immediately after CL was won. if he was as important as you make him, he would still be @madrid. You can still redeem your self from wallowing in stupidity and ignorance by going to get the cd for a re-watch, or better still, youtube if you've gat data. Incumbent mofo!!!! you are a fool..... i am sure 90% of the sex cells that made you contained plenty of stüpidity genes. how can any idïot bring up what happened 12 months ago to analyse a player? falcao should also be the best striker in man utd. after all, he was tearing up defences in europe some 24 months ago. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:39pm On May 19, 2015 |
elampiro: Now that Coolie-guy Tortoise is out of kirikiri he is already fomenting trouble. Let me give him a break and also go away for a long time. After all we are back to the UCL sef.
Di Maria made the FIFA XI at the ballon d'or. When will Young make it there? All the zillions of players he hyped only one entered, and now he forms a super star. you are a billy goat.... ashley young has made you scoop up your vomitus & you are now referring to FIFAXI of last year. if di maria showed 10% of his ability last season, young wouldn't have condemned him to the bench. accept your loss like a victim of södomy.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:32pm On May 19, 2015 |
UniqueGem: Mr Man there is no hype in saying Di Maria is better than Young, in fact far better. Because Di maria had a bad season isn't enough reason to talk shit here. Where was young when Di maria was named in fifa XI? I'm new to this thread and haven't known you beyound 1hr, but i can't accertain you're an egocentric fellow who needn't be exchanged words with. you are a consummate retärd! this is why you can form a conclusion within 1 hour. any idïot playing for real madrid can be in FIFAXI. it's the strength of the team that was carrying di maria, not his own ability. this was why he was the first sacrificial lamb to be slaughtered when real madrid signed james rodriguez! |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 9:17pm On May 19, 2015 |
raumdeuter: What concluded the case for me was not the act but whom he chose. The SISTER. If it was another person entirely, a colleague, a random person, a neighbour etc we might start talking of forgiveness but the wife sister. maybe the mom should also get ready and the other sisters too she chose him.... what are you talking about? the sister is the one with a promiscuity history - the man has never been caught or ever been suspected to have cheated. the man is as much as the victim as the OP. |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:58pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: you did not answer my question. you said cheating for a man is different than for a woman. my question is in reference to that statement i have given you the difference. what's the most likely thing that would happen to a cheating wife? is it not that she would get pregnant & claim her hubby is the father? |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:45pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: please educate me on how it is different. is it the pain different? the difference is obvious.... everyone knows it's not the same. if your hubby impregnates a woman outside marriage. you cannot been deceived that you are the mother of that baby. if you get impregnated by a man outside marriage - you will have to lie to your hubby that the baby belongs to him. that's the difference! |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:39pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: Forgive but divorce her? exactly...... a woman cheating isn't the same as her partner cheating. that's the way planet earth works..... |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:35pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: I am shocked. you are actually the first man in this thread that say they will forgive many would forgive too.... forgiving her doesn't mean the relationship would continue........ |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:30pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: So you will forgive a cheating wife? it depends on the circumstance..... she can be forgiven.... |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:22pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: Coogar, eiyah pele, which woman gives you another man's pregnancy to raise so i can console you? any woman that tries such with me would be dead even before her pregnancy test becomes positive. cheating can be forgiven but paternity fraud? hell no!!!! |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 8:13pm On May 19, 2015 |
OmoAlata1: Ori mi o!!! what did I just read? typical guy always shifting the blame on the woman(who is the victim). if the case was reverse, would you advice your fellow man to "forgive and forget"? would you question if he was playing his role as the husband for his wife to go and sleep with his younger brother to see if she could get pregnant? Women in Nigeria have sufferred. I ache for all the women in Nigeria if this is truly how men in Nigeria reason please spare us.... stop playing the victim card. women in nigeria have suffered and yet the rate of paternity fraud concerning firstborns stand at 50%. who are nigerian women sleeping with in order to raise bastärds? i don't understand why you are crying more than the bereaved. hubby is desperate, he needs a child. in his shoes, the OP would also do the same. plenty of nigerian women have also slept with in-laws, gatemen, houseboys, etc to get the elusive first born. it's what it is..... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:59pm On May 19, 2015 |
Nihilist: What do you guys think about this assertion? only fools & united fans with an agenda underrate young. it's saddening that fans are just starting to appreciate what he brings to the team - something i have pointed out many moons ago. the only reason his form dipped is because he was mostly injured in 12/13 & 13/14 seasons. coogar: https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1101#26915907 i said ashley young(if fit) is as productive, if not better than di maria. that claim is still very valid. i don't want to start digging young's résumé again.
- i have done that more than 20 times on this thread, i even challenged you to find any winger better than young in the whole of europe(minus ronaldo/messi) and you ran away with the tail between your legs.
unfortunately for young, he is unfit again this season to re-produce the form that made SAF pay the top dollar for him in 2012. as far as productivity is concerned, only few wingers can match ashley young in europe. his performance in 2007 got jose mourinho sacked. the above was my assessment of young back in october when elampawa was hyping di maria beyond his ability. give any player a run of 15 games consecutively and he would show improvement. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:52pm On May 19, 2015*. Modified: 8:23pm On May 19, 2015 |
kradleber: Idi0t ..
Since you're such a senile pusssy and you've refused my call out and ducked helplessly, then gimme any of your minions to feast on.
Audio acapella(no time to text) . I got bars to devour any faggit.... just bring them and I'll have their physical fabric severed. You can bring your b1tch too..- Teddyiscrappy i am not afraid to say your idiötic father is the senile püssy. he shoulda stored his semën in an ijësha spërm bank instead of allowing it to flagellate & fertilise an ovum that has cyst on it. it shall not be well with you & your entire generation till the second coming of christ. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:54pm On May 19, 2015 |
AdeLaNa1: Of course no one can replace De Gea right now(except Neuer). Courtouis can try tho. But he cant measure up to De Gea's standards. Fact is any GK we get now ll never measure up to De Gea's standards. But who else u think we can get as a replacement? Coz i can never have faith in Valdes as our first choice salvatore sirigu |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:58am On May 19, 2015 |
Danhumprey: Coogar! Where've you been,bro? a long drawn vacation...... AdeLaNa1: U guys really underestimate Lloris. The only reason he might not be worth it ll be the transfer fee Spurs ll want to squeeze out of us... lloris is overrated! he would be found out @united. you just cannot go from de gea to lloris - it's retrogressive. only courtois can replace de gea at this moment in the premier league. others are extremely substandard. |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 11:54am On May 19, 2015 |
Westendel: Jane dear,am good.couldn't sleep well. Am more confused now than b4, these two people have vehemently refused to say the truth. He said he only lusted after her but never slept with her.my sister said d same thing,while there watsapp chats is saying a different thing.
who and what should I believe? your sister lured your hubby. your sister wants sex & your hubby is desperate for a child. your hubby didn't do it for sex. he did it cos he wanted a child. i still don't understand what your confusion is. a desperate man looking for a child met a young promiscuous woman - it's an ideal scenario for a marital affair. |
Family › Re: What Will You Do To Your Wife In This Situation. by coogar: 11:50am On May 19, 2015 |
opey112: Assuming one day Armed robbers come toyour house after robbing you they give you a gun to shoot and kill your wife. Suddenly you go by your knee pleading say "wallahi" Sir I can't Because I love her wholeheartedly. Therefore the angry robber collected the gun and give it to your wife quickly she collected the gun and point at your direction and pull the trigger unfortunately there was no bullet, the robber collected the gun laugh and left. Friend be honest after the encounter what will you do if this woman was your wife? nothing should be done to the wife. she was under duress when she pulled the trigger. |
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 11:09pm On May 18, 2015 |
EA has refused to release TOTS.
this past year has been the worst UT. i ain't touching the game until TOTS is released. EA can go eat shyte! |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 11:05pm On May 18, 2015 |
Emaprince: coogar, how far na? All these days, wetin happen?
Hope everything is aright sha? nothing serious, bro! my dog passed away. the mutt got killed by a speeding car. her death got me shook & i'm still recovering from the shock.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:01pm On May 18, 2015 |
wassup comrades? how are y'all doing?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:51pm On May 18, 2015 |
boring as usual..... all talk no bars! time to go feed myself with some NOME5 brawls.  |
Family › Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Mature Advice by coogar: 10:47pm On May 18, 2015 |
Westendel: my name is chinonso.I have been married for 5yrs with out children. I'm a regular poster in TTC health section. I decided to change a new moniker so I can pour out my heart here without being discovered.
my fellow Nairalanders I feel like dying, the ache in my heart is too deep,don't know how I made it last night to this morning. I know am rambling but I just want to let it out .so I can get meaning opinions and. I just find out my husband of 5yrs is sleeping with my younger sister.how do I handle this incestful abomination. l want to stop here my hand is shaking on the contrary.....it was your baby sister that schemed her way into your hubby's boxers. according to you, she has always been promiscuous - it was you that technically brought a blood-related sexmaniac into your household to devour your own hubby. there's no cut & dried solution to this..... it depends on how you want it to play out. you have 2 obvious choices......you can either turn the other cheek & prevent your sister from coming to your house again or go nuclear & kick the 2 shameless weasels out of your life for good. good luck! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:57pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:53pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Pdizzle: The next Ronaldo. Is he still waiting for Ronaldo to give him the crown?  i actually believe he's got the better raw talent but he didn't push himself hard enough like ronaldo. ronaldo wasn't exactly born with a bundle of talents but he pushed himself through hard work, dedication & discipline. nani is the better dribbler, he shoots harder, his decision making can be terrible though but you know it was always there for him to grasp but he never could because of his low self esteem......unlike ronaldo who has the self-confidence of goliath. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:28pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
https://i.minus.com/ibr2ciTO6MOQ4u.gifhttps://i.minus.com/iM5we85jU1u3n.gifcheiiiii, see nani's pass with the outside of his foot like he measured the angle with a protractor before executing the passes. if na hazard, he go dribble and lose the ball on the touchline and yet chelsea fans cannot understand why nani tends to bag assists & chances created at the speed of light. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:21pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Bimffo: Okay.. We'v heard.. We love him like that. He may be your most hated player in our Squad but He is our best player.. He has been our saviour since almost 2 months now.. So thanks once again..
1 last question: Have you ever thought why Mourinho sold Mata to you guys instead of another attacking player..? because mourinho likes the jam-body kinda players. imagine mata in the game last week.......mata doesn't fit into jose's philosophy but he was chelsea's best player while there. |