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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
is Luke Shaw injured? he is not in d lineup
he's been sidelined!
young has forced his way back into the team. rafael is the one i miss the most. mata can't even get on the pitch. then every time falcao does something positive in a game, he gets benched in the next game.
Forum Games › Re: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by coogar: 8:22pm On Mar 04, 2015
7 spain
12 dubai
13 bali
16 iran
17 panama
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:02pm On Mar 04, 2015
mikuz:
When last did you see a psychiatrist?
i saw my psychiatrist the other time you dropped wack bars. mikuz, you epitomise pure wackness. 10 years in the game & yet no improvement.

Darkrebel666:
lol
how far?
with a chilled can of beer - about to watch man utd.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:55pm On Mar 04, 2015
Leyqute:
I like the set up, cept for the presence of Evans.

I think that guy z playing cos he's a snr player
as long as LVG now realises jones is a liability, any set-up minus jones is fine by me. after his costly mistake in the corresponding fixture at old trafford, it's only fair he sits this one out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:48pm On Mar 04, 2015
no falcao in the line-up.
fellaini starts as the arrow head. in the hole.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:07pm On Mar 04, 2015
mikuz killed this section.

ever since he dropped "team mar ya", this section hasn't been the same again. not even airmark's resurrection can bring life back to this section.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:31pm On Mar 04, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
3 points is always a gargantuan task regardless of whether you concede first or last!
and 3 points isn't a tedious task for arsënal. did LVG's team not södomise you guys at the emirates?

hell, even berbatov's monaco destroyed y'all on the same ground. arsënal are everyone's whorë in europe. they are the cheapest to penetrate. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Reacts To Fuel Scarcity by coogar:
By May 29, 1999, we had 23 PDP governors, 6 AD, and 7 APP. 16 years later, this is their story:

(A) PDP (23 governors)
1. James lbori - PDP Delta - in prison for looting
2. DSP Alamieseigha - PDP Bayelsa - Ex-convict for looting
3. Lucky Igbinedion - PDP Edo - Ex-convict for looting
4. Peter Odili - PDP Rivers - In court for looting
5. Chimaroke Nnamani - PDP Enugu - In court for looting
6. Ayo Fayose - PDP Ekiti - In court for looting
7. Rasheed Ladoja - PDP Oyo - In court for looting
8. Alao Akala - PDP Oyo - In court for looting
9. Gbenga Daniel - PDP Ogun - In court for looting
10. Ikenna Ohakim - PDP Imo - In court for looting
11. Adamu Muazu - Bauchi (current PDP National
Chairman) - In court for looting over N19 Billion from the state treasury
12. Joshua Dariye - PDP Plateau - In court for looting
13. Jolly Nyame - PDP Taraba - In court for looting the state treasury
14. Abdulahi Adamu - PDP Nassarawa - In court for looting the state treasury
15. Boni Haruna - PDP Adamawa - (newly appointed minister by President Jonathan) -
In court for looting the treasury
16. Saminu Turaki - EX-Gov. PDP Jigawa - In court for looting the treasury
17. Orji Uzor Kalu - PDP Abia - In court for looting the treasury

(B-). AD to AC- 6 govs.

NO Ex governor has ever been taken to court for treasury looting.
NOTE:- Tinubu of Lagos was dragged to Code of Conduct Tribunal for having foreign accounts while in power against government
policy of zero foreign account for public officials. He was found not guilty because he had the accounts before his election to the office of governor.
Case dismissed!

(C) APP - (ANPP) 7 governors
1. Attahiru Baffarawa - APP Sokoto - In court
for looting (he is now in a PDP member)
2. Prince Abubakar Audu - ANPP Kogi - In
court for looting.

So APC made up of AD/ AC/ACN of the past is
leading the pack. Does it not make perfect
sense to allow these people to lead at the center?

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fellow nigerians, vote with your common sense. kick PDP out like polio. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:26pm On Mar 03, 2015
Ibime:
How would you know this if you are not Sauron?

Your ability to remember things from Sauron days is amazing.
you are a fool!
coogar was cougar in sauron days. do your research before i bïtch-slap you on your own thread.
Family › Re: When A Woman Becomes The Breadwinner.... by coogar: 10:27pm On Mar 03, 2015
bukatyne:
Why female breadwinners seem 'bitter' or 'arrogant '
seem? seem?
and not that they are actually bitter & arrogant? grin

i give up!
Family › Re: When A Woman Becomes The Breadwinner.... by coogar: 10:14pm On Mar 03, 2015
[quote author=bukatyne post=31275771][/quote]how's that post relevant to my point?
Family › Re: When A Woman Becomes The Breadwinner.... by coogar: 10:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
bukatyne:
I laugh in Spanish

A lot of ladies are bitter because of Cococandy's post

I nor fit type abeg
don't quote me next time if you cannot type. angry
Family › Re: When A Woman Becomes The Breadwinner.... by coogar: 10:03pm On Mar 03, 2015
bukatyne:
I believe men handle the successes better
Ask wives fully dependent on their husbands
it's a traditional & God-given role to the men. many men have been taking care of their girlfriends even before marriage - why would he see it as a burden to provide for his family after marriage?

it's a new experience for most ladies. if you add in the natural penny-pinching attitude of women to the equation, it's not hard to see the reason women mostly misbehave when the responsibility falls on their shoulders.
Family › Re: Sex Related Issues. by coogar: 9:53pm On Mar 03, 2015
Gmail:
Mods I beg of you not to move this topic to another section, this is the only place I can get mature replies to a problem weighing me down.

Dear nairalanders, I have a sex problem.90% of the time i dnt feel anything during sex. I started sex in my late 20s and prior to this I used to mastubate. Actually this year makes it the 18th year of this act. I have tried to stop it but no way.its like my body is now used to this and when I started sex there was no feelings. I have lost about 4 guys that walked away because of this and the pain was unbearable.

its like my mind will just freeze during the act which makes me not to feel any/much sensation.I have enjoyed sex with just one guy and climaxed just once in my life with another(but through genital stimulation). Has anyone ever been in my position, how did you overcome it. Pls help me cos I'm a wreck right now and I'm afraid to enter another relationship because I don't want to get dumped again.
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Family › Re: When A Woman Becomes The Breadwinner.... by coogar: 9:48pm On Mar 03, 2015
Joy1706:
Men always say that a woman becomes disrespectful as soon as she becomes the breadwinner. But what you guys fail to ask is, how was the man treating her when he was the breadwinner. Was he constantly cheating on her, physically, emotionally and financially abusing her? If that's the case I wonder why she'd be expected to show such a person love when he is down. Secondly, you men always say that no man wants a liability, justifying the man's ill treatment of her. Why do you now expect the woman to be happy when he becomes a liability? #justaskingsha
why are most men always happy even when they have liability for a wife? why should the roles change just because a woman becomes the breadwinner? the truth is most women cannot handle success without being arrogant & disrespectful.

the money he makes is their money.
the money she makes is her money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:41pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nihilist:
I gave you stats of touches per minute. You asked where the passes were being received.
you are high on burantashi.
all the stats you provided were per games - show me where you provided touches per minute.

I gave you the exact locations where the passes where being recieved, and how many were being recieved per game(obviously calculated per 90)
stop lying - whoscored where you culled the stats from don't use minutes. they just divide per the number of appearances. whether the said player only spends 1 min or 90 mins is irrelevant to them.

I even gave you the amount of touches in the penalty box per game.
And now you're asking for the amount of touches per minute...again.
stop acting like a dullard.
giroud had a touch in the penalty area in every 9 mins. sanchez had a touch in the same area in every 14 mins. the stats you provided is per game, not per minutes.

The funniest thing is that you're referring to FIFA 15 while claiming to present a mentally 'superior' argument that a striker who has played 1000+ minutes and only scored 4 goals is better than one who has played a lot less and scored a lot more.
he's better in that he's also creating more goals for team mates. his role in united is different to others who are just shooting to score. falcao's league assist is the same as the total of giroud + costa + cisse.

that alone destroys the argument you put forward.

You mental midget.
says the lilliput that doesn't know the difference between per game & per minute.

you should face-palm! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:32pm On Mar 03, 2015
raumdeuter:
There you have it.

A genius is always respected.

EVen though a student who buys expo might graduate with a first class he would never be adjudged better than the genius who creates the rule
dayo, na person wey pass sabi book. grin

jose's gamesmanship gets the job done. if it was jose playing against madrid last season, he wouldn't have lost 0-4 at home. if pep can apply a bit of street smart antics to his tactical brilliance, he would be the greatest of them all - but he's a nerd!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:25pm On Mar 03, 2015
raumdeuter:
Top players are always indiscipline, It takes huge balls to sell off Dinho, If it had backfired he would have been the biggest villain in football
oh please.....
everyone knew dinho was finished by 08. in rijkaard's last season when they came to OT, dinho was already a peripheral figure at barcelona. it was messi, etoo & henry doing the damage at barca.

Ronaldo misbehaves, Messi misbehaves who would dare sell them?
it's one thing to misbehave, it's another thing to let indiscipline affect the performance on the pitch. by the end of 2007, kaka had already displaced dinho as the best in the world with cristiano & messi following closely.

Pep got rid of Gomez(top scorer), Mandzukic(another top scorer) and Kroos already. Key parts of Bayern before his appontment.
gomez & mandzukic are 3rd tier strikers. don't compare this calibre of players to dinho. who be gomez?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:10pm On Mar 03, 2015
raumdeuter:
He has won it at Porto and Inter thats why he would be 3rd best coach in the world.

3 titles is still greater than 2. Carlo succeded where Jose failed
dayo, you are better than this.
carlo has had 20 years in football management. in those years, he has managed juventus, milan, chelsea, PSG & real madrid. it's a disgrace he hasn't won more than 3 considering the top clubs he has managed.

to play the devil's advocate......carlotti only managed to win the UCL in the clubs that are notorious in winning it. madrid had won it 9 times before carlotti. milan had won it 5 times before carlotti.

jose won it with porto. no one gave porto a chance when they did. he also won it at inter as a complete underdog. no one gave them any chance at all when he won it. pep is tactically better than jose but brilliance alone doesn't cut it. you need a bit of street smartness sometimes to get to the finish line.


pep - a genius who reads a lot.
jose - an average student who knows where to buy expo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
raumdeuter:
Carlo has won the Champions League 3 times, More than any coach in history

If it was easy Mourinho should be winning the CL regularly with the bottomless purse he was given by Roman
jose has won it with porto & inter in his few years as a football manager. give him his credits.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:15pm On Mar 03, 2015
dayo.....stop comparing apples to oranges.


pep had been the manager of barcelona team B for a while before getting promoted to the senior team. he had the prior knowledge of the team before the promotion. of course, he must have known about dinho's indiscipline & deco's waning form.

how come pep hasn't done the same @ bayern? why didn't he sell ribery, muller & schweinsteiger immediately he arrived for some rookies in your academy? pep is my favourite manager in the world but this your point isn't what makes pep a great manager......it's his tactical flexibility that makes him the #1 manager in the world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nihilist:
Clutching at straws mate.
Going for the bait instead of critically thinking. First two stats I posted were averages per game and not raw numbers, which I knew you'd ignore...and you did. I'm playing with you man grin
you are clueless with stats....
there's no point arguing with you. you are clutching at stats per game to make your points - you are an amateur. on sunday, drogba that played for 1 min & costa that played 90 mins all played one game. i am sure the chelsea fan that you are would still expect drogba to have had the same number of touches as costa.

chelsea fans are mostly bellends!

Anyway, back to the point.

Averages touches in the penalty area per game:
Giroud: 6.6
Welbeck: 6.2
Sanchez: 5.9
these stats are irrelevant.....
calculate the touches per minute. why is that difficult for you to do?

This 3 players have the highest touches per game in the box for Arsenal for obvious reasons. When these 3 are on the pitch, service is shared to all 3 of them. The player with the next highest number of touches per game in the penalty box in the whole Arsenal squad is Santi Cazorla with 2.9 per game...and he's their first choice penalty taker!
irrelevant to the discussion.
if you cannot calculate per minute, i don't think you are mentally capable to even get into this discussion with me.

Giroud is as much a lone striker as Benzema is at Madrid.
giroud is a lone striker - every other player around him look for him first & foremost. they only shoot at goal if the chance is clear-cut. at united, the 3 forwards have the license to shoot at will. you play FIFA15 and yet you cannot discern the difference between 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-1-2.

shame!

As for Falcao, I don't have to think he's a flop. Ask your mandem:
this is man utd!
we criticise our players to the max. i can show you 100 quotes of united fans destroying alex ferguson - the greatest manager on the planet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:41pm On Mar 03, 2015
diggz:
Fantastic....! Same you who counted and celebrated community shield under Moyes. Fantastic....! clap for yah sef.
i celebrated for moyes - not for man utd.
that's moyes' first title in his 3000 years of football management. it called for celebration.

however, the perfect treble must include the FA cup. capital one cup isn't the most prestigious domestic cup competition in england.

timbros:
Whether plastic or iron, so long as treble is there, no problem cheesy
a treble that excludes the league title - this is a slap on dayokanu's bayern munich. to think bayern & liverpool can be grouped together as treble winners is a mockery on bayern.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:32pm On Mar 03, 2015
timbros:
Liverpool have won a treble in 2001.
no, they didn't!
united won the premier league that year. what liverpool won that year was a plastic treble!

timbros:
So your opinion counts more than goal.com... Is that what you are saying?
it's not my opinion, it's the general rule.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:27pm On Mar 03, 2015
timbros:
The screenshots say otherwise.
Check the link below. The teams who can still win a treble this season.

www.goal.com/en-gb/news/7182/galleries/2015/03/02/9447762/juventus-chelsea-barcelona-and-potential-treble-winners?CMPID=FBUK_150302_PossibleTrebleWinners
you are showing me goal.com as a link?
christ! goal.com is run by mòrons. ibime used to work for them until he was disgraced here that he works for a useless outfit. he quickly tendered his resignation letter.

UEFA cup doesn't even count as treble. you have to win the most prestigious continental cup(champions league), the domestic league & the most prestigious domestic cup competition(FA cup).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:22pm On Mar 03, 2015
Emaprince:
Hehehe..cup na cup. Three trophies= treble
3 most prestigious trophies = treble
i cannot win community shield, fa cup & carling cup and claim treble.

the only club to have won the treble in england is man utd. champions league, FA cup, premier league - all in one season.

chelsea's treble would be a plastic treble if they go on to win the league & the champions league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:14pm On Mar 03, 2015
timbros:
For those who still argue that Chelsea can't win the treble this season tongue

Feel free to edit cool
treble = champions league + premier league + FA cup.

chelsea are out of the FA cup, they cannot win the treble. capital one cup doesn't count.
Politics › Re: 40-year-old NANS President Expelled For Fraud, One Week After Endorsing GEJ by coogar: 12:54pm On Mar 03, 2015
GEJ is his mentor!
like NANS president, like nigeria's president. he probably got the tips of how to embezzle from GEJ......too bad this dude has no foreign accounts to hide his loot like his mentor.
Career › Re: I Caught My Boss Pant Down With My Supervisor's Wife by coogar: 12:33pm On Mar 03, 2015
Hollawaley:
if he snitches, he'll go blank ... Dunno what the guy could do to him. So,its better he shut his mouth and live.
he's screwed either way
whether he snitches or not, if the boss is indeed a killer, he would still kill him. the fact that there's a chance the OP might squeal is enough to get him killed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
Nihilist:
Sanchez touches per game in the final third: 42.0
Giroud touches per game in the final third: 22.8

Sanchez passes received per game in the final third: 23.9
Giroud passes recieved per game in the final third: 14.2

Sanchez Penalty Area touches: 142
Giroud Penalty Area touches: 106
chelsea fan - calculate penalty area toüches per minute. we have consistently taught you to generate stats per minute, not per game.

from your own limited knowledge.....
sanchez - 142 penalty area touches
giroud - 106 penalty area touches

sanchez has spent 2001 mins on the pitch, giroud has 982 mins. even a kid of 3 knows who has had the most penalty toüches per minute from that stats.

sanchez - 1 penalty toüch every 14 mins
giroud - 1 penalty touch every 9 mins.

Giroud the lone striker gets all the service though.
he does - at the rate he gets these penalty area touches, giroud would have doubled sanchez's number if he had also spent 2000+ mins on the pitch.

sanchez has spent more than twice as many minutes as giroud, yet he has not doubled giroud's number of minutes - this is also discounting the fact that sanchez has played as a lone striker in some of the games when giroud was injured....

you have been shown up as a charlatan once again.

Falcao the 24 million pound assister. Only God knows where Manyoo would be without Falcao's important penalty assists
falcao's loan is only £6m.
and yes, 5 assists in 1000 mins undermines his goal scoring stats. i would have been möre pleased if that 4 goals + 5 assists is 9 goals + 0 assists. add two or three penalties that other main strikers get to pad up their stats & falcao would be on 12 league goals.

would you have said falcao is a flop if he had 12 league goals in 1000 minutes?
Family › Re: He Announced My HIV Status In The Presence Of My Husband. by coogar: 11:56am On Mar 03, 2015
isn't gay marriage outlawed in nigeria?
why is this faggòt at large when he should be serving 10 years in kuje prison?
Career › Re: I Caught My Boss Pant Down With My Supervisor's Wife by coogar: 11:54am On Mar 03, 2015
johncreek:
I appreciate all your responses to my current challenge...
Right now I can't even work perfectly because my supervisor's wife sent me a message this early morning; I don't know how she got my number...
The content of the message happened to be a lobby type ; I don't know if they want to set me up.
She asked me to go and ask for forgiveness from my boss for spying on them.
And she pleaded that her husband should not know; she claimed she did it for her husband's promotion.
Am just worried because this boss of mine seems powerful and well connected...
I can't even concentrate on the assignment on my table...
So confused truly.....
I see this forum as a home ; that's why I could bring it up here for sincere help..
a man that issued you a death threat......you are still asking on what to do? call your supervisor and tell him everything you saw. you should even exaggerate what you saw - what can your boss do?

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