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Caveatemptor:
Coogar,
I disagree. Everybody was piss poor today,including the coaching crew.
I saw Falcao pull out of tackles lots of times and as usual his first touch was poor.

he was poor before the goal!
he scored and his confidence got back. he held up play very well & he was starting to enjoy the game when LVG pulled him off. it was a dumb substitution in my opinion.

Save for the goal in a crowded box,I don't think he did much,henve the substitution.

how did stoke score theirs? in a deserted box?

chrisley024:
Draws wont take us anywhere. Better we lose one and win the other.

10-game unbeaten run....
it's better we scrap points here & there till we get our summer signings back on the pitch. not too many teams will win at stoke & spurs. i think we have done reasonably well in the festive period.

didn't moyes lose this fixture last season?

Caveatemptor:
Stoke also played in this atrocious weather. Thats why the its such a difficult place to go to. Even Messi would find it hard playing in that kind of horrible weather. We ate lucky to come away from that place with point. Smallings could have conceeded a penalty and he should have been sent off too for deliberate hamd ball.

stoke are used to their own horrible weather - this is why they always hit it long. stoke can't really play on the ground - their approach is to be physical & put ball in the air. jones & evans are the players you expect to take over from rio & vidic but they have been utterly worthless to us.

smalling was our MOTM today - he did reasonably well against crouch. we all saw his crouch murdered arsenal few weeks ago. playing stoke is difficult but everyone already knows what to expect - why was evans letting the ball bounce if he has any common sense?

Caveatemptor:
Jones and Evans are coming back from injuries. We should give them time to recover by rehabilitating them in the team the same way we are rehabilitating Radamel Galcao.

how many weeks do they need to get back? rafael & shaw played better than jones/evans in this game & the fullbacks just came back from a long injury lay-off.

falcao bailed us out again today - all his 3 league goals have gotten us 5 points. he got the winner against everton, equalisers against villa & stoke. he was our best forward player today.

januzaj coming on just ruined this game for us. he contributed nothing in this game - he had about 4 good chances to put good ball into the box.....

codedguy1:
Seems the injury curse is back!
Stoke is such a hard place for us.
Na wa ooo. Jones no get brain?

phil jones is just a horrendous footballer. he's too rash - no single football brain in him. he commits needless fouls & he can't defend for shyte. assaidi was on the ball attacking our box & jones kept backing up & backing up - inviting him to stroll into the box and take a shot.

januzaj is such a horrible footballer....

there were 3 players in the box & that was his best cross? how are we ever going to win now with this guy on the wing?

every time we come to this ground, the weather is horrible. the wind has screwed to our passing game especially in the first half.

we can't get our passing going - long ball isn't working too as the wind is holding off the ball. we might need a change in tactics to get maximum points in this game.

jones & evans are the problem in our defence. they are too useless to be wearing our badge. jones got lost tracking shawcross for the first goal and evans has shown he can never be a top defender in his career.

SIRcumalot:
Didn't you complain that we paid too much money for Shaw ?

we did - there were better options in the market when moyes/giggs got obsessed with shaw. we coulda gotten contreao for half of shaw's market rate.

I read on goal.com a few weeks back an article that showed the worth of players purchased during last transfer window and what their current value is,our players haven't lived up to their high price tags can't say the same for Chelsea.

our new players hardly played......
we have not utilised them as we would have wanted to because of injuries.

1594 mins - fabregas
1495 mins - sanchez
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865 mins - rojo
863 mins - di maria
720 mins - blind
550 mins - shaw
541 mins - falcao

that is why it seems our players have not lived up to expectation - they have played way less than the new signings in the other clubs.

SIRcumalot:
Its about getting Value for money.
With restrictions like FFP we really shouldn't be piss money away. Or don't you admire the way CFC as done business during the last transfer window ?

which CFC?
chelsea should be our model? this is like saying elampiro should be dangote's model. divide our turnover by 2 - that's how much we should be spending on players(every season).

Busybody2:
Shhhh, keep your voice down, sagamite's Cassava harvest is due in two weeks time and he has promised me 2 bags of Garri for good behaviour...I promise to dash you extra 1% taking your own total to 46%. You are greedy sha

we shall discuss terms & conditions in church tonight.

elampiro:
Stat na to just support small. Otherwise, someone like Pirlo will be dwarfed by small guys in midfield football.

Anyway, Happy New Year in advance.

happy new year, uncle elamps!

stats are fact......i have been reading the half season stats compiled by opta - and the results have been interesting. we have the highest pass accuracy & we play the most long balls......

elampiro:
I saw a tweet that West Ham goalkeeper has made the most save in Europe this season.
Does it mean there is someone out there who has been better than DDG?

the number of saves is dependent on the number of chances the team concedes. number of saves says nothing about the ability of a goalkeeper. in 08/09, VDS went through several games without making a single save. vidic stood like a rock in front of the defence.

NickiRoman:
*Yawns*** BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fück you!

NickiRoman:
..Hahahaha Easy Old Man before you get hbp! You are such a clown!!

i dunno why you are smiling or grinning.....i ain't playing with you. you got 2 choices - tender a sincere apology or be prepared to run mad within the next 7 market days.

kunlejazz:
Lol. Na only God big o!
I'm hoping cisco will have mobile lab sessions next year in Nigeria. If not, I'll consider going wherever...

So, do you still work with Networks?

nah!
i diversified into another field entirely - it's just a temporary measure though. i will be back very soon.

elampiro:
The opinion vote is the right vote. The most objective. Voting based on what you saw the players did on the pitch.

When you begin to look at stat, you already have lost objectivity.

stats are facts, amodu apprentice.

NickiRoman:
What took you so long Stop lying to yourself a beg,Old Man.Fear God o coogar You have never in your life indeed.!!This your punchlines is getting stale Try another one.

Hehehe,This is Fun

you are an idiöt!

you came out of nowhere to assassinate my character & you call it fun? if i start with you, you would consider suicide before the year runs to an end. where have you ever seen me cheer a räpist? stop constituting a nuisance and let this be the last time in your miserable life you would call me out. i have zero tolerance for brain-dead aśswipes like you.

baby124:
Coogar, give an estimate of your monthly pay in pounds. Don't worry, I will convert. So you have all this money, and when it is time for charity cases you will disappear.

i don't joke with charity.....
it's just that its beneath me to be listing what i did here or there. trust me, i have done a lot.

In fact let me go to google and check the salary scale. How long have you had this certification? When it is time to tax, at least we women here will know how to press you well.

abeg o.....
i don't have CCIE. read my comments again before you start taxing me like you are apostle matthew.

kunlejazz:
Yes...been a while tho. Not easy combining with other stuff.

you are a big boy!
where do you intend writing the exam? belgium, usa or dubai?

NickiRoman:
. Your Biggest Fan Mysogynist2014 just defended an 84yr old bastard who raped a 7yr old girl,they were loads of them yesterday who supported a 44yr old man who raped and impregnated a teenager.Where do they all get their inspiration from you of course!

you are a consummate retärd....
who is raising you brainless skets? my biggest fan? they get inspiration from me? when did i become pastor oyakhilome that faceless people now get inspiration from me?

No dey yarn rubbish for my side a beg!,Everybody knows you will always side with your male folks even when their wrong!Chauvinistic B*tch!!!

i dunno the kinda firewood background you were raised.....i have never in my life support men who use violence to get sëx. like i said earlier, if you were räped by a known relative or sibling, there are plenty of places you can air out your grievance - don't lump me together with your male relatives that are sexual deviants.

kunlejazz:
Just stumbled on this thread.

Good to have an old timer like you talk about the CCIE

A lot have since changed though. It's getting tougher by the day and recently, with the upgrade to version 5 (CCIE R&S v5), it just added a lot more value than ever.

And the attention span thing, I think it's something all CCIEs have had to overcome during their respective journeys.

Cheers bros.

are you prepping for CCIE?

baby124:
So you are confirming that Coogar has money.

which money?
i am still residing in ituku ozalla o.

elampiro:
* As at September. It's stale. RVP and Aguero are no longer in same category.

* FIFA technical committee. The same people who handed Messi world cup best player and you cried foul. It's even worse than who scored which uses standard parameters.

how is it stale?
that's the FIFA list till next season right there. your FIFPRO is a popularity contest - voted by football players just like PFA awards. no stats or factual evidence involved. players just vote solely on their opinions.

NickiRoman:
..Id*ta Isn't that what you are good at?Defending your fellow men no matter they've done.Mr Chauvinist Rap*st Defender,Sick Psycho

i think a centipede crawled up your rectüm...

you must have mistaken me for your sick uncles that molested you when you were a child. i don't know any guy on this forum that has ever defended räpists - if you have any proof, post it here or fûck outta my sight before i descend on you like killer-bees from hell.

elampiro:
^
How is the above different from whoscored or goal.com rating? It's even stale.


FIFApro was released in December. Votes by thousands of pro footballers.

•FIFAPRO - decided by football players

•this list was compiled by FIFA's technical team.

focusM:
Me and my boyfriend met during our service year and we have been dating ever since.I love everything about him and I was looking forward to when we will get married.Recently,he told me he wants to go back and read medicine because that has always been his dream. Am happy for him but am worried about when we will settle down.Am not getting any younger and I don't think I can wait till when he finishes the course before we marry.My friend was of the opinion that he wants to dump me that's why he is doing all that so I will get upset and leave the relationship.pls I need mature advice on how to handle this issue.

the chances of you marrying a fellow corp member is about 2%. the woman he's likely to marry is in JSS3 preparing for junior WAEC. you & this guy don't have the same schedule. look elsewhere for a guy that is much older and ready to settle down.

stop dating your age-mates.....

NickiRoman:
Another Sick Bast*rd,So many peodophiles in this country. Cococandy come and see another one o.

Am probably sure the likes of coogar and crackhaus would still defend the man and blame the 9year old girl.

Our Little children aren't safe anymore in this country,If a man can rape his own child

the thunder that will fire you is still charging it's batteries. where have you ever seen me defending pedöphiles & serial räpists?

dem swear for you?

fifa rating as at september.....

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elampiro:
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I am busy. I will reply at night.

in other words - we had an unbeaten run going on in rooney's absence - he came back and dashed us a loss at the etihad. rooney is bad luck.

aisha2:
Come oh but only with honorable intentions, our babes can fine plenty but we no dey hear word lol

mating is a honourable intention, no?

elampiro:
And you saw him against Chelsea? The one RVP scored, you added, the one he didnt score you deleted. Ukwu!

RVP saved us against chelsea.

Southampton is a middle team table, they finished 8th last season. Even at that Rooney was not match fit.

they are 5th currently.....
my stats compiled top 5 last season & this season as of yet.

As a lone striker abi?

RVP came and worsened the situation, abi. If It were RVP who started the season, we would have 0 point in 3 games.

more like rooney worsened our run. we won all our games when rooney was suspended. he came back against city & lost us the game. we won about 3 games in his absence.

RVP will dream to be what Rooney is in football. RVP may retire without a UCL. He has never been listed among FIFA pro XI. He has never top assist in UCL.

everyone rates rooney below RVP. who is rooney?

88 - RVP
88 - falcao
86 - rooney.

that is the FIFA rating for this season.

mcfarlin:
Sailorxy,odunharry,coogar,elampiro,dopejemi...
What are your opinions on the nominees for uniteds player of the month award..
Rooney,ashley young,carrick
I choose young he's been a revelation in his new position.

de gea would win it.
he was the only player that made team of the season(so far) on skysports last night. neville even named him as the player of the season(so far) before carragher named aguero.

de gea has been nothing short of world class.

aisha2:
Lol the north; plateau, bauchi, kaduna, gombe etc.

thanks for the heads up!
i will be raiding these states in 2015.

I asked for the benefits still to get any. You said its to prove the ability of the man to care for his family and I said paying bride price is no guarantee he can and will always provide for his family

it's no guarantee but it's better than having nothing at all to prove ones self. the tradition shouldn't be knocked off because greedy people are abusing it.

Kachisbarbie:
Umuadas different o nne.
My own dem dey take everything...lolz

hahahaha
chillis - are you reading the above?

Chillis:
Lies!

Umuada take only drinks.
The ummunna come with rediculous lists .
Ranging from schnapps to he-goats.
I pity ladies that looses the ones they loved because of these lists.

buhahahaha.....
umuadas are the ones that control anything marriage, domestic violence where women are the victims & infidelity when the wives are the offenders.

Stillfire:
Coogar what do you know about the Umuada?

i wine & dine with these women everyday - i know what they are capable of. they are fierce & intransigent when it comes to the bridal issues. their demands must be met.

aisha2:
Any man can borrow, steal and cheat to pay bride price. A man can pay today yet loose his business tomorrow it is no guarantee that he will be able to care for his wife.

as opposed to not having test at all?

I would expect that families will be more concerned about their kids starting a new life and helping them have a head start instead of taking from them

in most cases, the family of the groom picks the bill. so all those boys in their mid-20s getting married straight after NYSC are the ones coughing out N1m brideprice? na yam?

Where am from the brides family makes bed, furniture set and wardrobe, her sibblings buy plates, pots, microwave, fridge, freezer, washing machine etc anything to make their sisters life easier and comfortable because it is believed that a new young couple will need help starting their lives.

which part of nigeria is this?

I can dig up five stories on nairaland alone where men robbed under the excuse of needing bride price money, in one case the fiancee also helped him steal because she figured she was " helping " her husband.

there would always be few minorities abusing the concept of the bride price - you cannot use that to whip the concept. so because of few plane crashes, we should not use the plane again?

Chillis:
I don kia about the handle. If I breeze in here, and I notice say them ban the moniker, I open another one.

No time to beg alusi okija.

Coogar is always fighting and cussung yet they dont ban him. I'm suspecting he is the one that ban people sef

buhahahaha
my prayers are answered - chillisauce's ban is a way of ensuring peace & harmony in this community.

Chillis:
Nigerian men too like money.

See the way they are selling their daughters all in the name of bride price.
.tufiakwa..

I just read the title, let me go read the content .

don't cover the truth.
the umuadas are the ones behind this brideprice thingy. it's a festival for them. the men are very flexible with the list - the adas on the other hand are just bent on collecting white marks & spencer's undies from the groom.