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aisha2:
There are better ways to prove you can cope with a wife. Whats your character? How do you react during disagreements? How do you treat those below your strata. Anyone can borrow money and pay whatever is charged but character is hardly hidden for long

aisha, i said cop not cope....

the brideprice is a quality assurance test that a man is capable of providing for his wife & kids. what has character gotta do with it? the character test is left for the bride & her family to check. even in yoruba tradition, they do background checks on the family of the groom & so on and forth.

the brideprice culture must remain but it should be checked for frivolous demands that we get to read these days. items like laptops, undies for MIL & blackberry phones are just ridiculous and demeaning.

bodashee:
Since we're in the christmas gift sharingmode, coogar pls a PS4 console will do.
FYI. The only reason why it irks us to see men talk about football is because we just can't understand it.

PS4 console?
i like your taste.

dinachi:
Where are the feminists who will not allow us hear word ? The time has come to fight for equality and speak against the paying of bride price. You are right! You won't see them here. They are fake and retarded. Back to topic. Until bride price and buying of gifts are totally abolished, the e-fights here in support of feminism by a few female clowns remain but a dream!

i like the brideprice culture - men must prove themselves worthy enough to cop a wife. i hate that the traditional wrestling culture to get a wife has been abolished. imagine what it would have been to compete against aki or pawpaw for genevieve.

Stillfire: If the women's decisions were not accepted by the men, the women took group action, such as publicly berating a man or beating on his house until he repented or by conducting a village-wide cooking strike if the men refused to clear the paths to the market.

https://www.realnebraskagirls.com/Portals/0/0laughing.gif


how come moca, byvan & chillisauce don't stage this type of protests? they would rather discuss aso-ebi, louis vuitton bags & SUVs.

elampiro: Fellaini has fatigue + virus + rib injury. You are not current at all. You dey yan fallacy. Berbatov and Tevez were our top strikers with Rooney supporting them.

rooney's 12 seasons at old trafford - never led the assist chart, never topped the scorer's chart and he's played with the best of the best players in those seasons.

elampiro:
Everton finished 5th last season. Rooney did not play against Chelsea and Everton. RVP did. What a biased comparison. Even against Southampton, Rooney was not fit.

rooney didn't play against everton - that's why i didn't include it. rooney fired blanks against city & southampton. RVP scored 2 goals against southampton.

rooney couldn't have scored against chelsea - he has the poorest goal return against them. RVP always räpes chelsea. he's bagged a hatrick against em in the past at SB.

Coogar, go and sleep now because you are not talking.

you have been cut & diced.....
rooney's poor football skills were responsible for our slow start in the season. if he was any good, we shoulda gotten 6 points in the first 3 games.

elampiro:
Did RVP have any injury in te world cup? NO.

fatigue!
it's worse than injury. it's kept fellaini out of the team for 2-3 games now.

Rooney rested two weeks before preseason. RVP rested two weeks before the charity shield weekend. so?

rooney did nothing in the summer. how many games did he play? the last group game was a formality sef. england was already out of the tourney. so why did he need any rest like RVP that played till the eve of the final?

Is Cesc a United player? Is Cesc a striker? I am telling you Rooney's stat from striking position for Man United.

cesc leads the assist stat playing beside matic. how come rooney isn't leading or close to the top playing beside carrick?

Good boot is nothing. What did golden boot do for RVP at Arsenal? What about Suarez?

it's called an individual award - not a team award. suarez's golden boot got him the barca deal.

If Rooney was played as a lone srriker as RVP has been used over the years, Rooney would have won golden boot every season since 2009/10.

ronaldo won it playing from the wing. suarez won it without being a lone striker. since then(09/10), tevez, berbatov, etc have all won it without making excuses.

why is rooney such a poor footballer?

elampiro:
4 against QPR, he didnt score one for 90+ minutes.

how many did rooney score against southampton? we have played against chelsea, liverpool, southampton, city & arsenal.....(top 5 last season + top 5 currently) and rooney has only 2 goals to show for it. RVP has double that amount.

At least, none above Rooney. It's still fair comparison of ratings.

RVP was not at his best yesterday but he wasn't as poor as you are making it. he was the same as rooney.

You will have to back it with heat map or/and players position.

you are not making sense.

elampiro:
How many did RVP score that period? You are talking about our first four matches when the team lacked any direction.

rooney was fit - he had a full preseason. RVP wasn't fit, he didn't even make the preseason. he had to be rushed back to fitness after a tiring world cup campaign for country.

The fifth one was when he just returned from injury and he could barely move.
Yet he has about three assist from the position.

shouldn't he have more assists? cesc - the assist leader in the league plays from which position?

You have shifted goal post. This aspect is reserved for another day.

RVP's standard is higher than rooney's. even my pet dog knows that. the day rooney wins a golden boot in this league, cameron would declare a month's holiday for everyone.

elampiro:
Rooney has only played in centre forward 5 times in 15 appearances. All as a co-srtriker. RVP has played all as striker and sometimes lone striker.

and he scored only 2 goals in those 5 apps as a striker. how many would he have scored in 15 apps, simple arithmetic says about 6 goals. way less than RVP has managed.

I hear you. Even RVP has agreed he has been struggling.

as a back-to-back golden boot winner, of course he would say he's struggling. however, RVP struggling = rooney's excellence.

RVP said he struggled at the world cup in spite of his 4 goals for holland. rooney scored only 1 goal in 3 different world cup appearances and he got a captain's band as a reward.

elampiro:
We were dominated completely in both games. We all acknowledged it here. DDG was the saving grace. We beat Arsenal on the counter. Liverpool by our clinical finishing.

RVP had already left the pitch before we switched to counter-attack. there's nothing to say he wouldn't have scored if he was kept on the pitch when the arsës decided to throw caution to the wind.

Yesterday's game.

http://www.goal.com/en/match/tottenham-hotspur-vs-manchester-united/1703871/ratings

One more rating: RVP two stars. Rooney 3 1/2 star over 5. Falcao 1 1/2 star. Mata 4 stars. Young 3 1/2

falcao - 1.5 stars? and whoscored rated him above RVP in theirs. this is why these player rating ish is nonsense. it's a popularity contest.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/tottenham-0-0-man-united-player-8351605

MEN rated them equally here.

What is Falcao's heat map and player position?

How many passes did he make? Midfielders or/and defemnders make the highest passes. Strikers usually the least. If Falcao did not come out as one of our top passers, your arguments is for the gutters.

This is not bear palour.

so it's now about passing - not interceptions and ball recoveries? if i give you an example of rooney as a striker making more passes than any of our defenders or midfielders - does that mean rooney played defensively?

elampiro:
Coogar, do you realize that Van Persie has been our top striker this season? Rooney is playing in midfield? RVP has more playing time?

and rooney hasn't played in the striking position at all this season? before falcao was fit, who partnered RVP upfront? louis saha?

You shouldn't have brought them in comparison in terms of goals. Because at this time, you cannot win.

RVP should be on 15 goals already.

RVP has performed reasonably well this season. with our dodgy midfield & injuries to key players, the chances have been far & few in between.

elampiro:
Rooney scored at Emirate. He scored against Liverpool.
Did we dominate?

we killed liverpool & it was 50-50 against arsenal. arsës were great in the first half but we took the second half from them.

all the chances liverpool had was because evans had a mission to give liverpool a free goal.

I am yet to see anyone rating RVP high. Goal.com, etc

rating RVP high like how?
yesterday's game or throughout the season?

elampiro:
You are just distracting the main argument. You brought it up that Carrick made 5 or 6 recoveries, I showed you Rooney made 8.
Rooney beats Carrick in virtually all things done in the deep.

and falcao made more interceptions & recoveries than carrick - does this mean falcao played behind carrick too? i can show you which area of the pitch falcao made these recoveries. it will shock you & your dodgy stats back to amodu's tactics board.

mcfarlin:
Rvp is too inconsistent these days..

If my great grandmother had started in rvp's place against tottenham she would have scored 2(if she's half fit)..and she's 105 years old...

whoscored ratings are shyte!
RVP didn't have the best of games but he's bailed us out in plenty of games where the general performance was shytë!

he gets a pass - you only see rooney shining when we dominate games. in games where we cannot get hold of the ball, rooney becomes anonymous.

elampiro:
Except Falcao's heat map and position didnt reflect someone who played more in our half. You have not lay a foundation for Falcao to be considered as a deep lying player.

but he made 2 interceptions? isn't that your point? falcao made 8 recoveries too....are you sure he didn't play beside de gea?

elampiro:
You are buttressing my point that Carrick played out of his usual position. He was find wanting in everything he used to dominate. Rooney covered his as.s

no, i am saying your point is null & void. why is falcao making more interceptions than rooney? does that mean falcao covered rooney's behind?

elampiro:
And he had one interception. Carrick nil.

I beg Carrick left his duty for rooney. Rooney beats him in vitually everything defensive.

why is a DM only making one interception? young, valencia & wait for it..... falcao made 2 interceptions each, they musta played as a DM too.

elampiro:
Rooney was rated higher than most of our players by many pundits, he was outstanding. Carrick did little jor.

Your chart says nothing. Is this the heat map? You have already seen the whoscred chart.

that's all the clearance he made - they were in the box & they were all headed clearance. maybe rooney was our centre-back too.

elampiro:
How do you mean Rooney did not perform in a match that ended 0-0? Who mow performed? Was it those that missed clear cut chances from 4 yards? If anyone performed, then the match should have been won. o-o at away, we give kudos to those who saved us.

young, mata, carrick.
those were the top performers - rooney was below average. he contributed nothing offensively.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1983203_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

these were all rooney's clearances - they were all headers. or are you going to tell us rooney played in jones/evans position?

elampiro:
It doesn't matter if they were backward passes. It shows Carrick operated out of his usual DM position where he usually make 60 to 110 passes. How can a whole Carrick make 34 passes?

it was a difficult away game - what do you expect? go to spurs & boss the pitch like he does against the minnows? come on, son! was cesc also played out of his position at old trafford when he had a very poor number of passes?

Carrick completed 26 passes far less passes than Rooney.

28/34. no need to lie to cover the truth.
rooney completed 31, carrick completed 28.

Rooney made 5 clearances.

all were headed clearances in our 6-yard box. another evidence that they were from set plays.

Rooney is not a DM but he operated as a DM considering the position he played and his defensive stat. He was defence conscious on the left side of our play.

he wasn't a DM - he was just hopeless offensively yesterday & he offered nothing as far as creativity was concerned.

Odunharry:
elampiro and coogar e be like una knw smwhere before...

i dunno the amodu apprentice from nowhere - i just don't like when he uses excuses to defend rooney's poor performances.

whenever rooney fails to deliver, they quickly say it's because he was helping the team to defend. how can rooney play behind carrick in a league game?

elampiro:
Rooney

3 tackles won
8 ball recoveries
5 clearance
2 aerial duel won.
Total passes 40. ... Only out-passes by Jones (49) and Mata (46).

Is is not obvious Rooney did the DM job?

20 of those passes were backwards....and he only completed 31 of the 40 passes. one of the duels was also a header at lloris(his only shot on target).

how's rooney the DM?

dopeJemi:
I'd replace valencia with herrera

valencia is better than herrera in that position. he's stronger, pacier and more difficult to bully than herrera. herrera is a better passer of the ball though.

moonraker:
We do have happy hours. not as frequent as other platforms.

And your right, the cards are expensive on the PC.

i missed the megapack on christmas day. 12 rare gold players(mostly super-rare players). that sony attack did me bad. i have to wait for the new year's day to get my hands on that megapack.

baby124:
A proper anini is being harbored. To steal from someone who you think has earned your trust is a very bad sign. I do hope the mum did not put him up to it. Some parents have no shame. Depends on his age. If he is less than 13, call his mum and call him to have a conversation about what happened. If he is above 13, you can talk to him alone. But from now on, I hope you have learnt to keep the child out of your flat. Before he steals everything there. Once someone betrays trust, they will have to earn it again. Don't be naive a second time

this is harsh - baby124, you are strict.....damn!

freakybaby:
I feel terrible even when he said he's cool..We're very cool now but my heart is bitter..I have never cheated on him and I don't double date as well..we've been together for 9months now and we hope/intend to get married even though he hasn't proposed yet..He's d best thing dat has happened to me, I knw u've forgotten about everything but I can imagine the pain and anger i put u through cos of dat shiittt....I jst opened this thread for u to know I love u.I don't know if u'll read or see this, but if u do, jst know dat I love u very much baby, u're the best my one and only boo..I'm proud of you baby dats why I won't mention ur name here..U might tag me childish cos of this, but I don't care..I jst did this to let you knw I love u(I knw u love me too) and I miss ur play and petnames..
NAIRALANDERS PLS HELP ME TELL MY BOO I LOVE HIM cos he's also a member like YOU & I...Goodnight!!

why do you have to expose me like this? are you crazy?

danielmichael: Not only do we explore
sexual fantasies that would
be completely out of
bounds with my wife, but
more important, I can
completely relax around
her and joke around and
talk frankly, and not have
to worry about things like
who’s picking up whom
from school.

sëxual compatibility issues.....
why did you marry a woman that cannot make your sexual fantasies come true?

cococandy:
you mean a mother can't discipline her son?

she can.....
apparently, this particular woman's methods have failed - that's exactly the reason the boy stole in the first place. why add salt to injury?

Shirley07:
I only abide by the inspired scriptures written by Moses, not men. Gerrrit.
Like I said earlier, you're better left to your stupidity. And let me tell you, the only curse that took its stand was death.

you are a verminous cretin!
how do you people sleep at night with this level of stupidity in your genes? you mean Jesus retained some curses and lifted some?

Apart from this death, nothing else was permutated because God is merciful. He said man will till the ground but in the end, he brought down rain..
It's a norm for women to have pain when birthing a child, so that's aint a curse.
He also said, men will rule the women which was the norm in the adamic era because only men were capable of tilling the deserted soil and without it, the women would have nothing to feed on, so they have to depend on the men.

you are a consummate rëtard!
until adam & eve were cursed, no other human existed. no other woman gave birth & no other man tilled the soil. how could it be a norm when it was unprecedented? is this what you would tell your kids? women like you should be legally prohibited from having kids.

Even then, God made Deborah a leader to rule over the isralites...
As you can see, none of these curses ever materalized except death. And the death we're talking about is the death of the soul, and this has been nullified by the death of his son, Christ. Now, christians have the hope of living forever through the death of his son.

you have no hope!
you are just a mere gentile - you were never in God's grand plan. the refusal of the jews to grasp the gospel is the reason you suddenly see yourself as part of the grand plan.

So, whether you puff and puff, It won't change anything. I repeat no curse existed or took its stand for so long, except death!
And next time, you shut up when the word christianity comes up 'cos you know nothing about it. It's not by force.

even your pastor would get tutored by me - i finished the bible at the age of 15 - i have perused it more than a dozen times since then. at your age, you never knew adam had a mistress before eve & you called yourself a christian? may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen goblins.

you disgrace yourself & your church. get out of my sight before you embarrass yourself further.

chrisley024:
Rodgers has been using this 3 CB

he was destroyed by the formation at OT!

Shirley07:
And the lie begins.
We uses epidurals because we're the higher mammals with cognitive reasoning and intelligence, you aint different from them thou.

forget higher mammals - you use epidurals because you carry the curse on yourself like a birthmark.

Anyway, I'm not here to discuss whatever version of bible you use but according to mine, the first human were Adam and Eve, and they didn't know they were näked.

shut up & learn from me - i am your superior. go online & find out about lilith. she's the first woman in eden before she fell out with adam cos she wouldn't bow to him. she was made from dust like adam & eve was made from adam's ribs - this is why you are the weaker vessel.

Lastly, God's design wasn't about gluttoness in the first place. If that's all you think about.. Let me leave you to stupidity.

what has free food gotta do with gluttony? look at your logic for heaven's sake. that something is free means it would be abused? this is why majority of earth's inhabitants believe your gender cannot reason logically without a dose of emotional outbursts. when you learn to separate emotions from logic, please holla @ me.

Shirley07:
You're the fool here.
How do you expect to birth a child without pains? Even goats has pains while birthing their kids or would you say goats were cursed too?

animals don't need epidurals to give birth & they cope just fine. i had a female dog & all her deliveries were almost painless - why is yours different? the whole village must know if you are about to drop a child & yet you don't think you are cursed?

Let me tell you, it's a normal thing to expect as soon as Adam and Eve found out they were naked and expected to have sex. Before then, they knew nothing about such things.
As for the tilling of the ground, there was no rain during adamic era. That was why God said Adam will have to till.
Gen 2:5 says ''..and every herbs of the field before it grew: for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.'' So, you can imagine the tilling Adam have to do, to atleast reach the underground water to supply the root of their crops.

adam had sėx before even eve was made. you are a slowpoke! adam had a mistress before eve - how would adam be ignorant about sėx? as soon as adam realised all other animals were in pair, he became lonely and he was given a mistress!

Now tell me, how many farmers till and till? Even leftover seeds can sprout by itself without any help.

the tilling is a figure of speech - it means men must work before they eat unlike when they ate freely in eden. so whenever you get an employment letter, the curse you carry is manifesting.

Also, the world we have now is a modern world. So tell me, how we're still under the curse?

that's exactly the point.....
modern world & christianity don't mix. if you wanna embrace the modern world, drop christianity. the two cannot coexist!

Oh! You expect food to fall from the sky without any work ...definition of a lazy man. Shior.

without the curse you carry, that was the grand design. that plot changed after God cursed man & woman. in a nutshell, you still carry the curse & it's permanent - nothing can reverse it.

cococandy:
I could actually help with that.

I used to be in a convent when I was a good girl. (Surprised?)

Tell her to contact me for details on how to join.

don't worry - i will send her to your house.