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VickyyB:
I presume you're employed.
Do you have a male boss? If yes, aren't all male species equal? Why being submissive to him- going by his orders?

submission in the office? is that where your bible asked you to be submissive?

brainless bimbo!

AfricanApple:
he don land

coogar + crackhaus

african apple and her uppity ways

cococandy:
I don't mind expensive stuff . I just don't like it when they are masculine. Makes me look at it and wonder how many prettier feminine stuff I could have got with the money spent on it and I begin to dislike it a little.

I think sometimes you should ask your babe if she really likes the stuff you get her as surprise gifts. You may be surprised at her response.

make a list of what to buy yourself for christmas on a piece of paper. stick it on your mirror & hope he reads it. that's a subtle way of letting him know your needs.

ernie2007:
thank you all for your advise but i think it is better not to tell; his conscience is killing him right now and he is having a slow day. I just wanted to be sure which approach to take, telling and not telling has advantages and disadvantages but i think in the end it is better not to tell so he can be closer to me and i will make him understand that what he did was wrong. Growing up; talking to me was the worst form of punishment my dad gave me. Truthfully i preferred the times he used to beat me cos in my heart it will register as punishment served but talking to a child has better effect on a child. The mother will not disbelieve me but she is this sort of mother that thinks her sons cant do any wrong. I have seen her wrath and how over protective she can be for her sons maybe it comes with the single mom thing. So am not telling but will keep advising him. In a month's time or two i will count and keep money carelessly just to tempt him, so if he does it again after my advise i will report.

single mom or no single mom, you shouldn't tell the mom. there's no single disadvantage in not telling. make him see the reasons stealing is bad & that is the end of the matter.

cococandy:
Sharrap

many women have been in your shoes, they all adapted in the end. if you don't buy it for personal use, you would buy for loved ones. stop converting everything to naira - the minimum wage wherever you are is different from that in naija.

And coogar:
If your lady says to you " honey I like this but I prefer if you ask me next time before any surprise gifts", would you feel like a terrible gift giver? Or unappreciated?

i would feel unappreciated.
chances are she won't get nada from me again. she doesn't get to choose the gifts....i do.

cococandy:
Maybe I'm local

Help me out.

that's the point.

you need to adapt yourself to the new environment. you are no longer in owerri - appreciate the new gift......when the quota of the masculine gifts have been filled, the feminine ones shall follow.

moca:
Bia, my ituku bros, wetin u do madam tpia now?
It seems like she is d only one wey dey get under ur skin wella soo tee u dey beg make she leave u alone

Na she fit una
But, d best medicine is to totally ignore her even when d urge to strangle her is so much in u. It works 100% all d time and at all cases.
Compliments!

if she's young & pretty-looking, i won't be crying for help. my pastor warned me for 7 consecutive sundays to flee from a menopausal stalker.

ada owerri prefers peruvian hair to an expensive PS4 console?

Caveatemptor:
As far as I am concerned,there are no real feminists on this forum in any form. All we have are fake feminists masquerading as internet warriors,who want to have their cake and eat it too.

even the ones bought off the shelf like tubers of new yams are claiming to be feminists. some of them don't have regular jobs or pay any bills & yet they are claiming feminists.

until people stop taking these fraudulent twäts serious, i don't see the bickering stopping anytime soon. just watch them, finger their brains and amuse yourself to stupor.

cao:
No I don't play FUT, the whole virtual trading cards is not my scene, I don't own FIFA 15. I basically buy FIFA every 2 years, they don't need my money & they don't even carry over your saves.

it's fair to say you are missing.....big time!

ernie2007:
I am the only unmarried guy in my compound and there is this single mom in my compound that always tell her sons to come close to me, though i am closer to the youngest who i think is in jss3. The mother said she sees in me what she wants her sons to become, i have thought them how to cook, knot a tie and any manly skill i think an elder bro can teach a younger brother. Yesterday i was low on cash and wanted to go out so i counted the money in my wallet so i can go to the atm. The youngest was playing metal gear solid v on my ps4, when i showered and came out, i noticed that the money in my wallet was 1k short at first i did not want to believe but i was sure i counted the money, i asked him if he took it and he said no so i left him. This morning, i called him and told him that hope he knows you can record with a playstation camera and i lied to him that the camera recorded him taking the money; i told him that i will call his mother and show her the video, he still did not say i thing so i was convinced he took the money, i told him to go bring it and he went and brought it. the money may not be much but stealing is stealing right?? i know i did some things growing up, we all did but i never stole from a neighbour no matter how close we were, SHOULD I REPORT TO HIS MOTHER? or advice him on my own. I have never been a parent so my parenting skills sucks her mother trust that i am a good company that is why she always wants them around me. Please need your opinion on this.

he returned your money - why report him to his mother again? do you not see yourself capable enough to teach him never to steal? you have corrected him, let the matter die there. if he has a dad, you would be right on the money to report him.....it's men talk.....but reporting a teenage boy to his mom? isn't that dry-snitching?

are you a rat?

moonraker:
Lol maybe its time to switch to PC, no?

PC is shyte!
they get no happy hour so the prices of their gold cards in the real world would amount to money laundering.

cao:
No.

do you play FUT15?

bodashee:
Oh I just hate it when men start talking football. Aaaaaaaaargh!

what should we be talking about? brainless issues known exclusively to the womenfolk? come on - if you don't like football talk, go to the women's lounge where the price of peruvian hair is the main topic. don't dictate to us what we do in our own lounge.

merry christmas.....

elampiro:
I had to look things up. So I decided to revisit briefly.

* Did you notice that because of the physicality and pace of the Tottenham side it meant Rooney's role and Carrick were unconsciously revised? Rooney's heat maps showed he played deeper than Carrick. This perhaps was the reason Carrick made only 34 passes.

He had more defensive stats than Carrick. Rooney made 5 clearances against 1 for Carrick. Rooney won two aerial dues out of 5. Carrick did not bother to contest for any aerial due even though he is far taller.

stop lying.....
there's no heat map on the planet that would put rooney behind carrick. unconsciously revised? against the tactical approach of LVG? united played 3-1-4-2. carrick was the 1 in front of the back-3 and one of rooney's aerial duel was his only shot on target. what was rooney doing in the tottenham's box if he was unconsciously playing behind carrick? what was rooney doing in tottenham's box when he was our most advanced player when his first touch let him down?

Heat map also reveals that Rooney played deeper than Young throughout the match. It means he gave other midfield and forward players more freedom to operate in the attacking zone.

how can young be more advanced when he was a wingback? do you even understand tactics at all?

Caveatemptor:
Stop this your clutching at straws argument. Can you compare the performance of Suarez at Barcelona with the performance of Falcao at United?
Look at the body language of the two players. Suarez is performing while Falcao looks lost.
Any way lets watch Falcao against Stoke in a few days then we can come back to argue if he is worthy of being paid 265,000 pounds a week.

how many goals did suarez score in his debut season in liverpool?

schurrle is a poor man's stewart downing.

Ibime:
EPL stats 2013/14 till date:
Hazard: 4569 mins, 21 goals, 11 assists minus 6 penalties
Mins per goal scored or created = 175.73
Schurrle: 1746 mins, 10 goals, 2 assists
Mins per goal scored or created = 145.50
Like I said, don't talk numbers if you trying to downplay Schurrle.

ibime, stop pulling stats from your arsē - hazard doesn't have 4569 mins from 13/14 till date and i dunno why we are even adding last season's stats to mitigate for his extremely poor performance.

is schurrle good or not?

Ibime:
Give to one of your stats apps and fetch us Hazard and Schurrles goals and assists and total minutes last season make we calculate am. Remember to minus Hazards penalties.

Without even calculating, I can tell you there's nothing between em, and not surprised if Schurrle is ahead sef.

i dunno how many penalties hazard has scored but he had plenty of assists last season. from
last season till date......

schurrle has 10 goals/2 assists in 1750 mins

hazard has 21 goals/15 assists in 4556 mins

get your calculator & see for yourself.

Mynd44:
Not again

you have a job on your hands.....
tpia's nuisance value on this section cannot be quantified. she has about 2,000 usernames - how do you deal with the cyber-terrorist?

elampiro:
Good night.

you have been mortally destroyed again in your bid to cover rooney's ineptitude.

elampiro:
Is Carrick now RVP I asked for? If I wanted o compare with Carrick, I woulld bring more items.
Give us gif. Mba. Produce RVP's stat, mba. Coogar go and sleep.

you have a problem with logic.
your excuse for rooney's poor performance was that he operated from a deep position. so i brought out carrick's stat from the same position to destroy your flawed theory that one cannot be creative from a deep position.

how come rooney's deep position wasn't a hindrance against newcastle? if carrick could complete more passes in the final third than rooney in a game both of them completed, then your theory is flawed.

QED!!!

Ibime:
I'm giving you the stats as per season to March 2014. Ain't got time to get technical with you. Even with those numbers you quoted, that's a goal every 166 minutes, better than Hazard even without penalties. You get the gist, no ninja should bring in numbers into Schurrle yarns.

you must be very silly!
what's the meaning of stats per season to march 2014? does the season start or end in march 2014?

hazard assists or scores - assist counts too - something schurrle seems to struggle with. schurrle is the most hopeless winger in the league & i am talking numbers.

elampiro:
Already got in bed before I saw this.

This is meaningless. Rooney did very okay and was rated only behind Mata by many pundits. He was a deep pllayer and he did his job well.

Can we see similar stat for RVP, a striker?

rooney didn't play deeper than carrick....now let's compare him to angel michael.

1 chance created
1 goal attempt
5/5 backward passes
17/21 forward passes

0 goals
0 assists
7/9 final third passes
**carrick takes no cornerkicks**

you know rooney is poor when carrick made more forward passes and more passes in the final third than rooney.


case closed!!

Ibime:
If you see Demba Ba and Torres in the list, use your head. That is last season's stats.

who know for you?
you coulda made up those fake stats to prove a hopeless point. schurrle is hopeless - a waste of space. he's not made for this league & not in mata's class.

Ibime:
I posted you last season's stats.

8 league goals in 1328 mins is 126.33 min/goal?

you should be shot for lying on a public forum.

Ibime:
Niggas know not to call Schurrles name if we talking stats. That's why I no bother to answer Nateevs.

For example, Schurrle scored 9 goals last season playing only half the minutes. Thís season, 3 goals in 500 odd minutes - which is a goal every 2 games.

Schurrle scores 15 goals and more standardly every season in his career when starting.

If Hazard injure today, he will score 10 goals before the season is up.


Player. mins/Goals

Aguero. 113.00. (best in Premierleague history)

AndreSchürrle. 126.33
SamuelEto'o. 183.5
EdenHazard. 197.50
FernandoTorres. 278.75
FrankLampard. 279.20
Oscar. 287.5
DembaBa. 320.00
Willian. 603.50


Who does Nateevs think he is deceiving jumbling stats together?

ibime, are you an idïot?
schurrle has 2 league goals in 421 league minutes - how does that translate to 126 min/goal?

elampiro:
Forget that thing. RVP missed the best chance.

Most reports and highlights don't even have Rooney's case in their reports.

How was Rooney poor? Rooney did okay. Very okay.

0 chance created
1 shot on target
19/20 backward passes
11/17 forward passes

0 goals
0 assists
4/7 final third passes
1/4 corner kicks.

rooney did okay? as in okay?

lalaboi:
Erm. in how many starts? he plays bit part roles in the games. 5 mins there, 10 minis here, he doesn't get enough chances

0 assist?

Keky:
Willian has 1 assist in 18 Premier League games. My God

schurrle's stats isn't much better

elampiro:
Well since you didnt give us gif, no need.

so you need gif to acknowledge rooney has the poorest first touch in our entire squad? rooney timed his run perfectly to beat the offside trap set by spurs.......with a better first touch, he would have scored an easy goal.

However, do you know Man United created 15 chances at Villa Park. From 6 players. And Mata produced nil? That's how it can happen. We over depend on stats from goals, assists and key passes. We see these matches and overall contribution of our players.

Four of these players who created key passes at Villa park played behind Mata. (Rooney 3 key passes, Young 3, Valencia 2 and Carrick 2 )

what has the villa game gotta do with rooney's poor performance today? the discussion is about today's game not the villa game. you have not answered why rooney's first touch took the ball further away from lloris? is it juju?


7 min: Juan Mata plays a deft pass over the Spurs defence. Rooney’s run is perfectly timed to beat the offside trap, but his attempt to bring the ball down is poor. He’s forced to check his run, allowing various Tottenham defenders to regroup and crowd Radamel Falcao off the ball when it’s finally passed his way from the boot of Rooney.

Caveatemptor:
We loaned out Chicharito to make way for this has been called Falcao. Thats the plain truth.

has been?
how many chances did falcao miss today? how many of them are big chances?

elampiro:
May be we will need gif for all the missed chances. RVP missed chance is actually the worst. He didnt need to touch the ball twice after he had successfully brought it down within himself.

his first touch was inside box-6, he was too close to the goalie and lloris ain't a slouch. rooney's chance was at the edge of the box with the goalie to beat.......how did rooney's control took the ball backwards?

Remember too, RVP missed 2 or 3. Falcao missed 2. They were the strikers.

they all missed chances but rooney's chance was the most glaring, the easiest to finish. it's a disgrace he squandered that good ball from carrick.

Rooney played deeper than the other guys. He operated deep, and it was fair considering we had 3 men operating in attacking zone.

rooney didn't play deeper than carrick, rafael, valencia, etc. how did they manage to create more chances on the day than rooney?

Caveatemptor:
You guys are funny and living on hope. The hope that the Falcao deal will not end as a fiasco.
If Falcao was as lethal as he ised to be would Monaco loan him out to United?
This guy has been living on past glory and past reputation.
He has used that past reputation to engineer this loan move to United.
I bet Van Gaal jas seen through him but just has to playhim because of the money involved,quite similar to the Brown Ideye situation at WBA.

the same argument applies to chicharito - why did we loan him out?

tess1:
So, in your own opinion it is by sitting on the bench that he`ll gain his full fitness back.
If RVP had been benched when he`s poor at the begining of the season, would he have been able to gain some of his fittness back?
For crying out loud, this guy is just getting back his fittness in a new league and new team. He needs to be given enough chance/time to prove himself. He has only played about 500 plus minutes, he`s scored and assisted during those minutes. What else do you want from him?
We can only judge him by the end of the season.
In your own, will you prefer playing wilson?

if fit, falcao should play every game. at least, he gets into good positions and he shoots on target more often than our regular strikers. it will take time before his team mates understand his movements & runs. i trust him more to terrorise opposition's defence than RVP, rooney or wilson.

Caveatemptor:
The brutal truth is that Falcao is NOT the player he once was. He is slow,finds it difficult to control the first ball,and constantly gives the ball away to opponents. He constantly falls to the ground and is apparently lacking in fitness and confidence.
I just can't see Van Gaal approving a permanent deal if he continues with such poor goal scoring results.
Falcao as he presently is can NOT scare any defender in the EPL. Lets be honest with ourselves.

this is a witch-hunt
the elephant in the room is rooney. he missed the best chance in the game - his only attempt on target throughout the game and he created nothing for 90 mins.

Caveatemptor:
The rate at which Falcao falls to the turf shows a player lacking fitness and confidence on his own ability. He is just not the player he once was because his body has been ravaged by injuries.
The amount of money being paid for this guys loan deal is ridiculous considering he has done practically zilch sine he arrived OT.
The loan is even more annoying considering the fact that we released Welbeck and loaned out Chicharito,Nani and Zaha.
Is Falcao better than what we've got on current form? I say a big fat NO.

falcao is better than all our strikers put together. this is the first time falcao would start a game & not contribute either a goal or an assist. what else do you want?

chrisley024:
Fellaini is not fit until after the FA Cup.

expect 3-1-4-2 then.

carrick in front of 3 central defenders. i just don't trust evans in our back-3 but we have enough ammo upfront to destroy stoke.

taryour:
**faints** sorry bro I no fit share this moi moi o,na my marle cook this one specially for me o.

Infact my oga sef go vex if I give you moi moi oo

no moi-moi?
carry your sympathy comot here then. take it to chibok & mubi - it's more needed there.