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wonlasewonimi:
I thank the Almighty God for making me 'intellectually sterile to understand the technicality of the game' cos I'd hate myself embedding rubbish all day everyday like you.

if you are sterile, what the fück are you doing here then? you already know what to expect when you click on this thread - why do you read our comments then if you aren't a jobless lout.

I thought we agreed you shouldn't mention daily rates anywhere near me. Please desist!

oloshious fellow!
you that got exposed the other day when i told you about a basic tax code you have never heard before.......yet you claim to work at the tax office.

better stick to working the shelves at tesco... I will drop by this week & squeeze something into your palms for christmas. shey na old kent road you dey?

On the other hand, I can get you headhunted by ASDA, the only downside is you might be seconded to the baking section and that could affect your wankiing whilst posting shitty stats here cos your left palm would be so hard like a french baguette and you don't want to circumcised twice. I can only remedy this during my shift by not scanning your baby oil while I'm on the till.

i can get your manager hired to work as my office assistant. serve me coffee, run my errands, arrange meetings with my flings, etcetera.

Please argue all you like, don't waste my precious mb when I get updates here. Thanks for your usual cooperation.

no one called you here when you butted in like a photosensitive epileptic patient. if you don't like what you argue about, you have the option of moving on, don't you? only menstruating shemales like yourself moan over what people discuss on their thread. are you that lonely on the chelsea thread?

come on dawg, get a life!

elampiro:
Another case of false 9 even in 2009/10

Arsenal 1-3 Manchester United: Wayne Rooney brilliantly demonstrates the value of a ‘false nine’
January 31, 2010
http://www.zonalmarking.net/2010/01/31/arsenal-1-3-manchester-united-wayne-rooney-brilliantly-demonstrates-the-value-of-a-false-nine/

09/10 isn't 11/12.
stop muddling this argument with irrelevant information. every man & his dog knew how we beat arsenal in 09/10. runners & a striker with the back to his goal. tell us another story.

are you saying whoscored doesn't know the difference between 4-4-2 or 4-4-1-1?

elampiro:
Whoscored was wrong. This is why you have to confirm with what you watched and tactics boards. Moreso whoscored was still evolving at the time.

Zonal Marking and another tactics board said we played 4-4-1-1.

I have used ZM post match tactics charts to evidence this before. I dont want to repaste them.

whoscored said we played 4-4-1-1 only twice that season. it then shows whoscored understand the difference between 4-4-2 & 4-4-1-1.

elampawa, your argument is becoming weak.

LordReed:
Oh I assure you the conditions were perfect, I for chop clean mouth well well.

so what held you back?
she insisted on no condoms?

elampiro:
There is a false 9 in football.

who says there isn't?
however, rooney wasn't a false-9 in sunderland. he played in an advanced position and was supported by giggsy.

I am not sure I understand what you mean here. We did not play 4-2-3-1 against Sunderland.

that's exactly what we played......i have exposed you on how you choose your info to suit your argument. the same whoscored you rubbished about our 4-4-2 is the one you are presenting as an evidence - all from the same season.

elampawa, you either agree whoscored is the holy grail or they are rubbish. choose one & stop flip-flopping. you have to be consistent in what you present as your evidence.

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whoscored had it that we played 4-4-2 in 31 league games that season.

case closed!!!

LordReed:
I was given that excuse but the bait didn't catch.

perhaps the physical conditions of nkechi's law was not kept constant. nkechi's law has no exception of the conditions are satisfied.

provided you guys shägged vigorously and the quality is of the highest level, you cannot escape nkechi's law - because of the nature of men, nkechi's law is actually more potent than okafor's law.

elampiro:
I have told you what the tactics board said. That it was false 9. It was same thing Zonal marking said when we played Man City in FA cup and won 3-2. Rooney was holding play for Nani and co to arrive.

i don't think you understand false-9.
and you don't understand how to read stats & draw inference from them. 4-2-3-1 is 4-5-1. nothing changes - the arrowhead is the arrowhead.

Yes, because their chart is corroborated with the tactics boards. You don't take them in isolation.

which nonsense tactics board?
you mean rooney's role against Sunderland that season is different from RVP's role in 12/13?

elampiro:
Is that not a 4-5-1?

In any case ZM said Rooney played the false 9 mostly when the formation was changed. United deployed 4-5-1 and 4-3-3 whenever Rooney had to lead.

so if i read you correctly, 4-5-1 means rooney played in a false-9 position? 4-5-1 is different from 4-2-3-1.

I just checked. Whoscored recorded it as 4-5-1.

With the number of long passes, you can tell where he mostly operated. This is not like we parked the bus all season. That would be the only way a number 9 would be playing long passes, when you park the bus and leave two players high up field. To see one playing long passes all season says alot.

when whoscored said we played 4-4-2 for most of 11/12, you said they didn't know what they are saying. now you are referring to the same website cos it suits your argument?

you are a fraud!

LordReed:
Once dey be abi? Not really, I have moved on I have moved on, no need rehashing old stuff. Not that I hate them but emotions have changed and I am probably seeing someone else.

don't underestimate nkechi's law.
some exes know the exact button to press to get you interested. they will tell you it's just one last lay & you would be convinced.

haven't you heard of the horrible trend in naija - babes sleeping with their ex one last time shortly before their marriage? how do you think they are pulling it off if not by the power of nkechi's law?

elampiro:
Coogar, in the Sunderland game above Rooney played the false 9. You can't see something was very obvious. He was our worst passer behind Valencia and DDG.

Scholes made 103 passes while Rooney made only 44 passes. That can only be possible when Rooney plays the number 9.

rooney didn't play any false 9
he was the main man, rooney played as the arrowhead, giggs played in the hole. so you see, your assertion has been destroyed.

there are other games such as this too in that season - this is just to prove to you that anyone can cop long passes in a game if they are good at playing them. rooney likes hopeless long passes to the wing - whether he plays as a striker or goalie, you can't stop him from doing it.

freecocoa:
Minister of Toto affairs, I hail o.

that's badosky, not me

LordReed:
I don't understand it myself. I have tried to get back with exes but I never seem to be able to.

nkechi's law nor dey catch you?

elampiro:
* You have defeated yourself again. You said football is fluid, yet Chicharito was around the opposition box all through the match. Is that fluidity. Didn't you see Rooney cleared from the line from open play and always with midfielders while Chicha was rooted.

you are arguing like an idiöt again....
what has this gotta do with anything? why was mata scoring a header further down the pitch? how did evra score at allianz arena? is that where a left back should be?

* You chart above is meaningless to this discussion. Rooney ony pllayed 9 when Chicha, Welbeck and Berba did not start. Then it became 4-51 or 4-3-3.

it's not meaningless, 4-5-1....is 4-2-3-1.
rooney played in the same position that RVP played throughout that season - the arrowhead. so why was rooney as the arrowhead making long passes....

Those long passes were to the wings.Even it is expected because Zonal Marking said Rooney was used as a false 9 a few times he was used as 9 when Chicha, Wellbeck and Berba did not start. Rooney was to hold play while wingers ran into space.

so if rooney as a striker was making passes to the wings, why is it impossible that he was making the same long passes from a 4-4-2 formation?

you have defeated yourself, boy!

go to bed.....

2buff:
Not when she keeps reading shiit like this
http://louisaleontiades.com/vagina-smells-shame/ focused on accepting the smell and written by confused feminists in an attempt to justify thier universal laziness.

that woman is a crazy woman jare.
she wants to rewrite the laws of nature - came across her months back on huffington post. isn't she in an open marriage/polyamory? she lives with about 5 different men in the same house & they take turns to shäg her.

2buff:
Hence the stench most likely...

of course....
who knows the kinda infection the ex has got in his system. he transfers to the girl & the girls transfers to lordreed.

Natasha2:
yeah true, I'll try to remember that. Thanks a lot.

you're welcome

ipleddge:
I am me,check d post on front page,father Christmas with ikebe if it makes anysense

i dunno what you talking about.....

LordReed:
She was playing left field with an ex. I was gonna forgive her and move on but her attitude began to suck I had to reevaluate. I am glad I did, I ended up marrying a sweet woman.

can you imagine?
that's some serious okafor's law in play. an ex is an ex for a reason. if she's not over him, why break up in the first place?

has kim west unbanned warriblood & all the other cats he banned?

ipleddge:
i have been given a week ban for abusing seun and all his mods

errrrrrr,
who are you?

LordReed:
What do you wanna know?

tell us what happened?
what was her behaviour & what prompted you to break up with her?

goshikid:
bt dt wrongturn script sha.

Dnt knw y u niggx are hyping him.

stop hating....
the nucca had a dopë verse!

Natasha2:
Yeah I've read that self cleansing ish but I always feel just like the rest of my body, since I cant bathe with only water and feel clean then that place needs extra effort too, just how I feel though lol, maybe I'll turn down the Fem Fresh a bit.

the other parts of your body aren't self-cleansing. you shouldn't forget that bit. your creator has designed it well. it's acidic - when other chemicals get into it, they may increase the PH level & that is when funky smell oozes out.

water & your 2 hands should be enough.

LordReed:
Well who knows but it was not a big concern because she obviously was taking care it (the smell). As for her behavior that to me had more serious consequences.

well.....you win some you lose some.
don't sweat over it. too many loonies out there - this is why most marriages don't last these days.

Idowuogbo:
I no no who send me message o, I used one of them vaginal scented soaps a while back , come see as my small London swell up like say Mohammed Ali punch my toto .Never again!

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2buff:
I don't think you understand... it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to perform under certain "atmospheric" conditions.
So there would just not be any point wasting time with it.

In fact, some smells can cure konji for 2 days straight with just one wiff

unless you have a stuffy nose...

Idowuogbo:
yea you are right! The only time you'll catch moi going extra with the non-scented soap is during/after my monthly visit.

many women don't know this....

Natasha2:
hahahahahaha
Oya on a serious note how the product wan take help you catch infection? I wanna know

the theory is simple.
the coochie is self-cleansing. all those discharges are meant to kill the harmful bacteria and preserve the healthy ones. when you use soap or all sorts of artificial cleansers, they might kill the healthy bacteria that keeps the place in order.....when that happens, the coochie will have give off the bad smell.

LordReed:
It didn't have to play in my mind, it played out in real life.

you mean the babe was taking another sausage in her sushi? maybe that was where the infection came from.

Idowuogbo:
Hian! All dis products una dey use na hin dey make moSt babes catch infection o. Use a non-scented soap and H20!!! All dis perfume u guys are going about sef, do you house dead bodies in ya punnie?

most GYNs even recommend water & hands alone. they said ladies shouldn't even use any soap at all.

Natasha2:
You have spoken well.

hehe!
natasha the commando.

LordReed:
I left her for something far more serious than couchie smell.

how are we sure?
abeg - it musta played on your mind that she could be seeing someone else.....

Natasha2:
Okies thanks for the advice.

Ladies over to you.

run from infections too.
some ladies are so careless, they spread their büttcheeks over any toilet seat(public or private). there are toilet diseases here & there - a woman must ensure she empties her bladder before going out to avoid using the loo frequently.

help your partner to help you.

Natasha2:
ehen also sleep naked or "without panties" at least. Coogar am I right or wrong?

it depends....
if there's action that night, go commando!
if there's no action & it's cold, abeg - cover your treasure before roaches encroach.

LordReed:
Well my experience differs. I was with a woman who I seriously considered marrying. It happened that she caught an infection which gave off that fishy smell, she took all the necessary steps to be rid of it so I can hardly believe a woman will choose to be nonchalant about something as intimate as her reproductive health. If the infection is a persistent one then the smell will go off and on.

What is your dear friend's wife's excuse for not seeking treatment?

so why did you leave this woman that you were seriously considering to marry? are you sure you didn't fly the coop when the fishy smell became her permanent perfume?

mabeni:
worths taking back when things gets better?

once beaten twice shy!
a woman that left you when things got bad doesn't deserve you when things get better.

how are you sure she won't leave again? women aren't that scarce to stick to an unfaithful partner. give another woman that chance. the abscondee deserves nothing!

Natasha2:
lmao Klin Abeg oooooo you wan burn person ***na?

Okay I make use of fem fresh, and so far its all good, should I stick with it or change to soap? I dey ask on behalf of everybody wen they use am ohhhh abeg

fem-fresh is perfect!
the thing is - don't pay too much attention to it, just wash like you would do your face or armpit. i still think the overprotection of the place is what causes the bad smell. it's the overwashing that causes the bad smell the OP is antsy about.

Natasha2:
Hmm I dey help some chicks sha. Oya what next after they stop douching?

wash the surface, not inside.
i have been told some naija babes just pour ariel or klin powder on their palms and throw it inside.

only the surface should be washed with a non-scented soap. warm water + brief washing and that should be fine. you women should help your partners to help you.

chrisley024:
Hmm. Took me almost a week to recover. Was like I got hit by a train.

i was weak for a week.
before the game, i thought city would smash the other team and just go on and win the title.

when city conceded & game was going to the death, i suddenly became hopeful thinking how shïtty city must have been to trail a team that had a man sent off.

at 2-2, i was like ok....
if city win this game from here then they deserved it. then our game ended with a victory at sunderland.....that was when my hopë went 500%.

only for that argentinian midget to dash my hopes in the added time. that game should be investigated. QPR stopped playing when they knew they were safe either way. all the games of that day should have stopped at the same time.

Natasha2:
[size=15pt]Now you have told us the problem give us the solution [/size]

you can stop douching for a start.
excessive washing of it removes the beneficial bacteria that's needed to clean up the whole thingy.

if i meet any adult chic with a smelly coochie, i may slap her. in this day & age of free information, no woman should be getting caught out with putrescent odour down there.

lekkie073:
Elamps and coogar.......
E don do abeg...... Come back to the present... [url][/url]

make una leave me & elampawa....
van gaal has shamed him in terms of our lofty position in the league - so we have to go back in time to settle an old score.

when we slip back to 7th position(moyes bus-stop), we might come back to the present day. 11/12 season was a sweet season. i like that season so tayyyyy, i wasn't sad when aguero delivered the killer punch that took the title off our hands.

elampiro:
* Coogar cannot see that Rooney was the initiator of Chicha's goal from midfield. Rooney passed diagonally to Nani.

* When Rooney scored our second goal, he was in the midfield when the ball was passed to the right wing. Then he race into the box when the cross ariived, Bolton cleared, finally United put the ball back and Rooney adjusted his position to score.

* Rooney raced behind Hernadez from the number 10 position to score the 3rd goal.

* When Chicha missed a clear chance, only Young, Chicha and Nani were in the opposition half.

* When Rooney scored the 4th goal, he was far when Go=igg's long ball find Nani. Chicha and Young were the closest players. Chcha was in the box already. Rooney arrived to score from outside the box.

* Giggs was further up the pitch, then Rooney raced froward from our half into the left wing, Rooney raced into final 3rd and gave a yhrough pass to Chicha who missed badly.

* Anderson took a corner kick and a free kick. Yet Rooney was our set piece taker.

elampiro, stop being a dumbasś
football is fluid - if everyone is permanently stuck to their starting positions then defenders & midfielders won't be scoring.

your claim that a player had to be in the midfield to make long passes is a ridiculous claim & i have one more wildcard to convince the viewers that you lack a football brain.

against sunderland(last game of the season)
rooney was the lone striker. he played as the only striker on the day. the only substitute fergie made was nani.....

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so tell us(according to your theory that strikers don't make long balls), how come rooney was able to make 3 long balls into the opponents area. who did rooney make these successful long passes to? hernandez or aguero?


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