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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:50pm On Dec 18, 2014
SIRcumalot:
Milner was Man city best player against Everton that guy can do a bit of everything,
Oscar's cross to Hazard for Hull's first goal is impressive for a player that can't pass,
If both this player aren't very good they would have been replaced long ago.
which of young, valencia & fellaini aren't capable of hitting good passes once in a blue moon? milner is animal shyte - he has no football intelligence, he's just there.

oscar can't pass to save his life - 45% pass accuracy in the first half at old trafford. he was that hopeless. they are water carriers, as soon as jose finds a replacement, oscar will be off.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:23pm On Dec 18, 2014
Guykhena:
That's bs and unprofessional,that's why I like Arsonal either on home turf or out,he still comes blazing...
The rest URL niggas,just too lazy for my liking,they aint doing what they do for the love of the sport......
KOTD wanted the battle to go down regardless of preparation. it's win-win for them. they won't have to refund their fans & their rapper would get a win over a top tier URL battler. it might happen again next year maybe on a bigger stage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2014
SIRcumalot:
Mikel and Ramirez don't start games for Chelsea except one of the starters gets into suspension or injuries problems.
I know Milner his no water Carrier same as Oscar.
milner & oscar are the true definition of water carriers. they make the team only because of their defensive attributes. have you seen oscar's defensive stats? he's better than kompany when it comes to destroy & stop the opposition attacks......ask him to pads from 6 yards and he will give it to the opponents.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:09pm On Dec 18, 2014
SIRcumalot:
Tell that to Chelsea,Man city and Real Madrid.
they all have water carriers too.
oscar + ramirez + mikel(chelsea)
mangala + milner(city)

madrid are almost flawless but then their league is weak. we dunno how those pretty players of theirs would hold up in a league like ours.

SailorXY:
I think he will play Blind & sit Carrick on the bench, I actually believe it will be a straight decision for him; even the fans will not bat a lid.
or play blind in the back 3 like he did for holland to accommodate carrick in the midfield.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 5:05pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
The thrust of your submissions on this thread is that fishy smellers should be left alone that is the condemn I am referring to. Even when I replied someone to say the problem is fixable what was your response? What is fixable about pungent odor. That attitude condemns those unfortunate enough to have TMAU, as though they cannot be decent life partners because they smell.
i corrected you that some cases are not curable - cos you were leaning on the fact that both partners can work together to get rid of the smell. in the case of TMA, what then is the solution? will your method work? of course not....

i didn't condemn anyone & thankfully i have never met anyone with such fishy odour in my entire sojourn. stop acting like all the men that have posted concerning this issue have a hidden agenda.

Look at this your reply "captain save-a-hoe" you are not abusing me instead you are abusing TMAU carriers as hoes so go figure.
you are not serious....
look at him taking captain save-a-hoë literally as he doesn't know what it means. instead of you to appreciate you have learnt one or two things from this thread, you are busy pointing fingers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
SIRcumalot:
Kai God punish injury o.
Have we ever played a match where all this guy started the match ?
if we play that team - we will win the league but that's on paper. sometimes, packing the best players in a team doesn't always get you the results. this is why water carriers like valencia, young, fellaini, etc are very important.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
byvan:
Ok ,that means that most fishy packages are curable, that's better.
most are defly curable....
but then how do we know which is which? some are artificial, some are natural. if one is cursed from the village, it's possible for him to keep meeting the incurable ones. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2014
i don't think shaw has done enough to keep young on the bench. ashley young has been outstanding in the last few games - particularly against arsenal & the games that followed.

tony valencia also stepped it up a bit against liverpool but he is not a defender - he's not as good as smashley on the other side. fellaini will start ahead of herrera/mata simply because van gaal see him as the reason we have been finishing games strongly instead of hanging there like the earlier games.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:44pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
Show me where I acted holy and you have answered your question.
for saying "we shouldn't condemn people with body odour" is like acting holy or being malicious. did you marry a woman with fishy odour? would you have married a woman with an incurable fishy odour?

if no, why use the word condemn? if i prefer a black shoe to a white one, it means i have condemned the white shoe? seriously, this your captain save-a-hòe tactics leaves nothing to be desired.

byvan:
shocked shocked that's a terrible health crisis to live with forever, this stuff can wear down self esteem. Nature can be mean... sad
we thank God that it only affects few people in the world. about 1% in the UK & some men have it too - but some studies say it's mostly aggravated by female hormones.....so more women suffer from it than men.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
So you knocking other people's preference is what? Justified?
whose preference did i knock?
even the people that carry the offensive odour do not prefer it. so tell me, who has actually posted here that he/she loves the fishy odour? if there's none, how then did i knock their preference?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
you people just love arguing for the sake of it. mata, silva, cesc, arteta, are all playmakers in their own rights. they are all blessed with vision, accurate passing & the talent to appreciate time & space.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
TMAU is a genetic disorder so really are we condemning people for things they can't help?
but my preference is my preference.
most women won't date, let alone marry a shorter man. why should they condemn short men for the things they cannot help?

my preference is my preference - i am sure there are men out there who would love the fishy smell. abeg, don't knock my preference because you want to act holy.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 4:25pm On Dec 18, 2014
ElymaxCray:
Call out emaprince! cool
what happened to your former moniker? did kim ban you too?
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2014
LordReed:
I have seen no evidence that fishy smell is normal, do you have any evidence aside from personal anecdotes?
it's sometimes a genetic disorder - i never said its normal, i said it's not necessarily lack of hygiene that causes the fishy smell.

byvan:
If the person is tidy yet stinky, then it's a disease, bacteria Vaginosis to be precise.
not always....
sometimes, TMA is the reason some women give off this offensive fishy odour. TMA = trimethylaminuria.

every human being has bacteria in the bowel to digest protein in foods such as seafood, eggs, beans, etc. during the process, TMA is produced. normally, there's another enzyme produced by the liver(FMO3) that should convert this TMA into an odourless molecule...

however, some women weren't born with this enzyme or their FMO3 gene simply refuses to work. so when TMA is produced during their protein digestion, they have nothing in their liver to breakdown the offensive fishy odour. in other words, there's no cure for it....

if she sits in a soapy bathtub for 24 hrs, she would still stink to the high heavens. she will only learn to manage the crisis by avoiding certain foods or using certain deodorants or even counselling. the fishy odour will never leave cos it's a missing gene in the body system.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 3:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
byvan:
The fishy smell is a disease and the carrier shouldn't be scorned but helped. If the surface of the skin can secret ish then that yonder must be secreting ishes, just a day is enough to feel the boom boom cheesy.
the fishy smell isn't always a disease...
some people were born with it. chemical imbalance in the system can cause the fishy smell. some gorgeous tidy-looking chics have the fishy smell. sometimes, it's not about hygiene. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:28pm On Dec 18, 2014
teddybiyasi:
plssss the real link nah
it's not out yet.
still on pay-per-view. it won't be out until next year or christmas.

it's a rubbish battle - clips freestyled all his rounds. he didn't come prepared for it at all. although he told KOTD about it before hand that he was taking care of his mom.

KOTD didn't want to refund fans who had paid to watch - so they told him to come for the event regardless and just spit 3 rounds.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:19pm On Dec 18, 2014
Guykhena:
CC: Teddybiyasi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIYhL9TRI78
this isn't the battle....
they were just discussing how clips didn't take the match serious and got 3-0'd by charron.

NY fans said if it's not on URL, the battle doesn't count. so nuccas just go to the other leagues & take their cheques with half-hearted performance.
Family › Re: Christmas Recharge Card Give Away by coogar: 2:54pm On Dec 18, 2014
chaircover:
I will be posting 40 Recharge Cards of N100 each.

Its not a lot but it will still give you a chance to wish someone in your phonebook a Merry Xmas or ask after them.

Its first come first served and I will be posting the numbers at various times up until Xmas or up until they all finish

Anyone else is free to join this thread, if you have recharge cards to give away.

Happy Xmas from CC to you all
will this work for MTN in ituku ozalla?
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 2:49pm On Dec 18, 2014
byvan:
The funny part is that they probably don't know that these balls have the capability to stink to high heavens too, it's always all about women.
na lie...
balls don't secrete any ish. for any balls to stink, it must not have seen any soap & water for days. don't compare that to the fishy smell the OP is talking about.
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 2:39pm On Dec 18, 2014
Mondisweets:
i didn't ask about your ancestors i asked about you.
why not?
i am taking her to a river to have a cool water-birth. it's almost painless. cheesy

there is a difference between taking a risk for a worth cause, and making a foolish decision because of ones inability to control an adrenaline rush.
every cause is worthy - what differentiates them is the success & failure and it's at best s gamble!

martin luther king ---> hero
A surfer who dies after a shark attack ---> silly goat
martin luther king? hero?
how? won't the elderly members of his family deem him stupid for trying to fight against the system all by himself? what do you think his wife & in-laws thought of him after he passed away?

they didnt drop out of school to become armed robbers, they did it to fulfil their dreams legally.
it was still a risk.....
dropping out of havard to pursue programming was a huge risk that coulda backfired. many others must have followed their footsteps and regretting their decision today. life itself is a risk - all i know is....to be successful, you have to take risks an average person wouldn't even dare to think about.
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 11:54am On Dec 18, 2014
Mondisweets:
You would rather have your children given birth to under one iroko tree or cave?
our ancestors gave birth in such circumstances & you could argue they were stronger than the fragile folks we have around today.

lets sugarcoat plain old stupi.dity and call it risk-taking grin okay continue
that's why it's called risk.
the reward is great & if it fails, it makes one look like a complete idïot. why do you think people that go such lengths to take risks people like us would seem stüpid get national awards for bravery?

Village mentality or not, stupi.dity is still stupi.dity. There is nothing glamorous about it! Only a foolish person would go chasing his/her own death, its an entirely different thing when it happens unexpectedly.
risk takers are heroes when they succeed - stüpid when they fail. you cannot be extremely successful in this life and not take great risks.

imagine zuckerberg & bill gates' dropping out of school because of their dreams. how would they have looked of the dreams didn't happen for them? exactly - we would say they were stüpid for dropping out & not bagging a degree before pursuing their wet dreams.
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 11:11am On Dec 18, 2014
BuddhaPalm:
It depends bro...

Under certain circumstances, the sheer recklessness and brazen daredevilry displayed by certain women, will shock even a very mad man, with a death wish.

Let's consider prostitutes and runs-girls for example. Mehn, these girls get MIND die!

Physically, the average male is several times more powerful than a woman. Yet, these girls have zero hesitation in following, say, 4 strange men, they don't know from Adam, to wherever

...In the dead of the night!


Is it the fucktheworldedness of shamelessly standing on the road, in sexy-wear, and hawking their wares. I don't know many men who are desensitized to such high levels of social-pressure.

Jedi-level shid I tell you.

Some dudes even get high-blood-pressure from just waiting for a cab.


Or is it the perpetual willingness to take-on even Mike Tyson himself, if he renegades on his earlier 'agreement' grin.

And finally, what is even more reckless than commercializing your woman-parts - with all the fancy diseases out there.
the motivation is money....
when money is involved, do we even need to start analysing. the urge to survive outweighs any risk. how are runs girl different from armed robbers taking on a bullion van - knowing they might die if something goes wrong.

we are talking about risks you take that you won't even get paid for them.

Mondisweets:
child birth pain is probably as intense as having 5 bones breaking at the same time. How does one exaggerate the pain? undecided i bet you will squeal like a little girl at the sight of a syringe but you are talking anyhow when it comes to women tongue
women are only the mammals that need hospital to give birth. that should tell you something about the exaggeration i am talking about.

there are a lot of women who do that, but there are usually white. Anything unnecessary is usually white.
not as much as the males....
there's a reason the cost of insuring the male teenage driver is almost twice as much as his female counterpart in all parts of the world. men take too many risks in one lifetime not to have untimely deaths.

Let a African black men die from a shark bite because he went Scuba diving and see if elderly family members will not call him a very big fool at his funeral grin
they will curse him cos of their village orientation. death is death. people have died eating, drinking water or slipping in the bathroom. when death comes, there's no need shipping the blame to the deceased.
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 10:08am On Dec 18, 2014
Mondisweets:
Women too are risk takers i doubt men would be willing to go through the pain and complications that come with child birth, yet you will find a woman doing it 4,5 times despite the risks and she will still outlive her husband cheesy
giving birth is a natural process....
there's no big deal in it - a recent research even proved women exaggerate the pains to look like heroes.

when i say risk taking, i mean doing things like mountain climbing, surfing, skydiving & in my own case...... car-racing with friends in the dead of the night(no headlights) - just a handheld torch. grin
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 10:03am On Dec 18, 2014
Flytefalls:
You are very right, it's a fact! We ran a focus group on the issue a few weeks ago and generally men down-prioritise a trip to the doctor over other issues like work, errands, mates, and a belief that their health problems aren't "serious enough" and will heal itself. One man told me he hadn't seen a doctor in 40years shocked (I didn't want to assault his health flow but I encouraged a check up at least). The problem with health and men is one of preventing premature deaths. My uncle died of bowel cancer after seeing blood in his poo beforehand but delayed a visit to the doctor.

To the wives and girlfriends who may be reading this; you are an important factor in your man's health, fact! Even they will admit this. So, if he shares concerns or you observe anything untoward, you do have the power of persuasion at your disposal. Talk to him, encourage him, get him to a doctor, perhaps even go with him kiss
it's the male ego....
men don't want to be seen as a weakling so they bottle it up.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 10:00am On Dec 18, 2014
moonraker:
Its back on now.... I was sooo pissed yesterday after a hard days work, i couldnt play fut.

I was able to play online seasons though. but it just wasnt the same. Are you ready for TOTY?
i can't believe de gea didn't make it...
this must be a big joke.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:52am On Dec 18, 2014
talent wise, hazard isn't better than nani. he's just fitter and perhaps more serious. nani has more ammo to hurt the opposition than hazard.
Family › Re: Ladies Take Their Health More Seriously Than Guys. by coogar: 9:50am On Dec 18, 2014
Mondisweets:
Which is probably why more women live longer
men are risk takers.....
the kinda activities a boy child would engage himself in is way more dangerous than the girl child. if i tell you some of my near death experiences when i was a teen, you would do testimony for me in church on sunday. cheesy

i have cheated death several times - i am not supposed to be here.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 11:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
Natasha2:
hahahaha more like corporate agboro grin
what is agboro?
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 5:40pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:
Thanks wink

coogar likes to take it to the streets! LoL.
the streets shall set you free. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:39pm On Dec 17, 2014
Darkrebel:
I thought your name was Emeka sef?

yeah. true..M.i's voice is better than modo...

in his interview with Wendy Williams, he was just answering all her questions with Fluid and confidence and was very Audible.. she didn't have to ask him to repeat himself... modo has better punchlines though..
MI spent some years in yankee....
there's a rumour he bailed out to naija cos he had a drug case in yankee.

modo doesn't need to change his style - he has the skills to be dopër and win more fans on his side but he's too corny. his punches let him down.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
mikuz:
Leave cooger alone, I don't know why he likes playing the devil's advocate alot, otherwise how can anyone listen to Yaylow and claim his tracks are wack?
not playing devil's advocate....
just playing your words back to you - few months ago you were hyping modo that he's the best rapper you know - now it's yaylow.

which is which, mikuz?

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