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mikuz:
I wonder why your parents named you Emeka - you shoulda been christened "Devil's advocate"

my name is chidi.
emeka? what a horrible name.

Darkrebel: I dey hear wetin dem dey talk.. but most times Modo is not that audible .
what do you think?

it's a big flaw of modo - his tone projection is horrible. M.I is nice as fück on the mic. he speaks in a way that gets you interested to hear what's talking about. modo doesn't have that quality.

FUT down all day in the UK.
how do i monitor the players i put on sale last night for feck's sake?

EA sports should get their life sorted - fücking wänkers.

LordReed:
LoL! Girls have problem with me? coogar now I know that you don't pay attention. I am MARRIED which girl's problem did I talk about again? LWKMD. And yes I discussed reproductive health with my then to be wife and we went and got ourselves tested for diseases so if you are reticent about discussing relevant issues I am not, not when my life is at stake.

we are saying the same thing here.....
same goal - different approaches. you are probably a disciple of celibacy, i am not.

for you to get to the truth, you need to ask questions, do various tests, etc but i don't need to use your approach to get to the truth cos celibacy ain't in my dictionary. i find out what i need to know myself by taking her to bed.

wonlasewonimi:
I have to take this to where your scam victims will have the courage to speak up. Your life will be super distorted soon!

i thought you have my secrets.
you mean you now need imaginary victims to do your job for you?

wonlasewonimi, you need to give up. if anyone has done business & scammed you in my name, you only have yourself to blame.

now go to bed - your 15 mins of fame is over.

IceDaNemesis:
lol. This 'might' be true.

it's the truth.
the best naija writers of pure rap are on NL. no debating!

Darkrebel:
this coogar na way ray...oya let's have group conversation on hiphop..at least this is holiday period, everybody free..
ohh boy...I don't think Yaylow is wack at all ooooo

that's the thing -
it's easier to rap in broken mixed with pure english written. that's 2 different languages mixed together to expand the vocab pool. the words you won't be able to rhyme with in your pure english are easily available in the style he does!

words like sotay, wetin, craze, abi, etc are gimmicks to make writing or rhyming very easy. yes - he may be funny or comical but the fact remains those jokes won't have any sting in pure english.

he's very funny..he does multies and is a good storyteller.. try downloading Hot Eba ..if you don't enjoy that track...walai I will deactivate this account

i go hear am when i reach house.
the best naija industry rapper i listened to recently is ajebota and he's corny too.

2buff:
Back to general thread topic. I notice a trend in NL, It has gotten to that point now where if you caution people of what MIGHT happen if they neglect certain things, they automatically start thinking that you are advocating the thing that might happen.

If you keep eating and don't exercise, do you get fat? Yes or no?
Does it mean the person who warns you about eating too much WANTS you to get fat?

If you keep delaying to seek help with genital smell issues, will it cause issues with your partner? Yes or No?
Does it mean the person who warns you about this WANTS you to have problems with your Union? Otherwise why the fawk would he create a thread and write a full epistle to warn you and help the ones who don't know start knowing...seeing as there really isn't that much content out there about these detailed things and how much they affect marriages?

Can you now see how silly a lot of you on this thread think?

you forgot to acknowledge the truth is bitter when you were writing this thread. whenever your comment stings & people come at you with bile, you have spoken the truth about them.

this thread musta ring true in the ears of some of your attackers - if they aren't suffering from it, why would it bother them? you should always expect to be attacked when you make threads that carry the truth like the gospel.

mikuz:
You gatta be kidding. Have you listened to Yaylow before?

so why are you still on top of the game like you are 10 goals up, or why is your pen still blowing up after you write a dopë line?

yaylow o, mode9 o, all of them are wack.
i have seen more creativity on FFR than these industry nuccas in naija. i can bet some of them come here sef as ghosts to steal ideas.

LordReed:
It's not right to twist words to make a point. It was you who brought up the issue of no sex and you are twisting my words to say ask her if her couchie is smelly. If you cannot communicate with your fiance outside of bedroom gymnastics then I wonder what exactly you think marriage is about.

there's nothing to communicate when it comes to her intimate secrets. i go there myself to find out if she's good to me. yet you wonder why these girls have a problem with you.....how can you even think of discussing the state of your woman's coochie? how wack is that?

wonlasewonimi:
You have to realise not everyone has the free benefit of time you have in abundance.

my job is easy or i am so good in it, it takes me little effort to solve what takes others the whole day.

How can I be begging for rent while I worked as a security, it just doesn't make sense. But you on the other hand borrow from every tom,diick and harry....I can lure them here to come and confess

because you don't get enough man hours to afford your rent. you make about £140 a week and you stay in the capital. you must eat, top up your oyster, pay utility bills, etc. you always struggle to pay rent - that was why she left you.

Me? propose to Olosho? mbanu
Guy, get your life sorted thats all

nigga, my life is super-sorted.

are you denying you proposed to her? i read the email you sent when you were begging her to marry you. your bible quotes in that email were hilarious. never knew an asewo like you can quote that many verses in one mail

your own don finish!

Natasha2:
Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years?

LordReed and coogar una don hijack this thread no be small.

no vex!
time to get my coat.

2buff:
I doubt I'd do the full blown premarital sex thing, but on one cool evening after toasting...there should be a finger/smell test delicately disguised as simple caressing.

the finger test is good but it's not absolute. some women don't ooze until the secretions start flowing out during their moments. a finger test might fail to reveal this but it's much much better than relying on word of mouth like lord reed is advocating.

Even Lord Reed dey form though, abi how you take know say that your Okafor's law candidate get that problem?

lord reed sounds like a cünnilinguist - maybe he ate her box. christians measure premarital sėx with different yardsticks. to some of them, öral sėx & anäl sėx isn't premarital sex. only intercöurse counts for them as sėx.

Na only ask you ask am? Even if you did, it is that "Yes, I had an infection" but if it is that "do you smell?" that is just a weird and stupidly naive question to ask a woman. What smells good for one person might smell bad for the other. The only way to know is to check.

women don't like talking about their age or weight and lord reed thinks to ask a sensitive question like that won't cop him a dirty slap?

Darkrebel:
have you traded bars - rap battle or cypher in England ?

i did that throughout college....
it's always a cypher or a battle between some cats from the other side of town. most frat parties too had me battling whoever wanted it. it was fun back then cos the battles had us choosing roles....

SAF vs wenger
bush vs saddam
batman vs joker and etc.

you choose a role & tailor your bars for that role and the opponent you are going against. my line of field took that skill away from me but the dissing abilty still remains.

LordReed:
LoL! Now who is being the funny man? Sex will let you discover her secrets? Sex will make her uncover the hidden to you? LoL! Maybe CIA should have employed you instead of torturing those poor sods. LoL!

when you lay a woman, her heart is laid bare. that's actually the best time to get the truth out of her. CIA use brute force & they cannot sleep with their prisoners.

wrong analogy, mate!

mata is one of the best creators in this league. say what you like about him, his numbers don't lie. he scores, he assists, he creates chances. what else do you want?

shirley07, stop hating....mata is one of our best players in 2014.

mikuz:
Hes too good, I have all his songs.

yaylow is better than your mentor(mode-9)?

wonlasewonimi:
I said you sound smart, it's quite different from you're smart.

smartness was embedded in my genetic code. how do you think i manage putting you in your place with these potent verbs? unlike you, i didn't bang my head on a pavement.

Based on your ramblings you don't think I'm Doyin13 do you? I don break internet oo

who is doyin13?
i dunno this cat you are talking about. you are wonlasewonimi - always has, always will. you are a christian by birth, an asewo by choice.

Let's get on with this...
that my gf was a casual one so I knew you were nyanshing her.

for lying bold-faced, may a stray bullet hit your dome. the babe you proposed to three times is your casual girlfriend? how's she casual when she lived with you for months? if that's your definition of casual babe then you need to be lobotomised.

who do you think was responsible for that belle wey she carry in 2011?

You're proper dumb man! This is what happens when you spend all your life posting/acting intelligent online and miss your chances offline.

we only banged once - on your argos sofa while you were still a security officer working night shifts. you are lucky she dumped you, 90% of your children would have been fathered by me.

Slimgene another monike of yours, you really need to seek knowledge. Prayer of Jabez whilst doing so too.

your brain is a terrible thing to waste.
get a life & i am serious about my cargo pants. ask your heifer to return it before i send my goons after you to break your patella.

Darkrebel:
ha!! I didn't know you write bars on phone..I thought you write on paper ..

mennnnn ..please try to writer another one..you can still remember some lines..just try ...we need big names in it to attract people...
we still have 3 days... you can still script top notch in 3 days

all my bars on my phone.....email draft!
the last time i wrote on paper must be 2008. i am such a perfectionist, i edit & edit till the last few seconds to battle deadlines.

Limerick:
lwkm, bastard

the bars were vapour!
can't believe i lost it - it was just punchline after punchline for FB cats & NL pigs.

#wonlasewonimi has gone into hibernation...... he's probably drilling his girl now about what happened in 2010.

pandemonium under wonlasewonimi's roof tonight.

WARRIBLOOD:

yay!
warriblood is back.

i was about going to the evil forest to pluck the leaves that woulda made mikuz go insane. mikuz has been trying my patience lately - someone warn him i still walk around possessed with the fadeyi oloro demons.

welcome back, warriblood.

LordReed:
I don't know what you and coogar expect from a woman you want to marry but I believe you'd want honesty and open communication. If you are considering marrying a woman reticent about discussing some of these intimate details then I wonder at your communication skills and your choice of life partner. I mean would you rather prefer discovering your wife has heavy debts or is a porn star after marriage? What is far fetched in sitting down and having a heart to heart with her, laying the cards bare?

why ask questions - that's theoretical!
i am too practical to let that happen to me. what if she lies cos of her desperation to marry? how would you know she's telling the truth?

there's no true test like the premarital sex

LordReed:
Is this what you expect will happen to you? That the woman you want to marry will be "forming" for you? LWKMD. Why would you marry such a person?

yes - if i act like most born again brothers thinking only saints go to church then this is what will happen to me.

however, if i keep it street & do my own practical test for sexuäl compatibility then i will be on the safe side. churches have the most messed up marriages on the planet.

wonlasewonimi:
I can't let it slide. Coogar you don't know anything in IT, you don't work, you live on handouts from friends. These are information I know. I also know you haven't paid any tax or NI contributions in the past 10 years.

handouts on friends? buhahahaha
are you describing yourself? just because i exposed you that you beg people offline to pay your rent? maybe that was a low blow but what do you expect when you trade words with me?

You are a lazy bastard and a yahoo boy. I'm just trying to help you get ahead in life. You sound smart but everything is a facade!
I will keep praying for you.

i sound smart?
if i sound smart why then don't i transform my smartness into cool cash? choose one - it's either coogar is smart & rich or he's foolish and poor. you can't tell me i am smart and yet say i depend on handouts from friends.

BTW, which of my gf did you nyansh. Can you describe her lol. I'm about to break the internet lmao!

that tall one in 2010.
she said you lived in one room apartment & you snore like a swine. with the little info i have given, you should know her.

meanwhile, she took my cargo pants back then.....please tell her to return it. it wasn't a gift & i didn't ask her to take it. i dunno why everyone around you has a criminal mind. thieves, shoplifters, carjackers, drug mules, paternity fraudsters, etc.

you have been cursed!!!

LordReed:
I expect her to if she is serious about marrying the man. This is a life altering step why would you hold back on something like that? I may be funny but I asked my wife the same question and others like it earnestly.

many of these chics don't even know they smell. sex is what mostly brings the malodorous secretions & if she's not having sëx, how would she know? so how do you ask a girl?

"sally, does your coochie smell like fish?"

If there is any special thing about you capable of sowing discord you better own up before marriage, as the saying goes broken courtship is better than broken marriage.

women lie about the number of exes they have had, they lie about virginity, age, weight, etc and you really expect a woman desperate to get married to tell you she's got a tilapia fish odour in her coochie?

biko, you should try standup comedy.

2buff:
No mind this my brother.
As a pastor, He doesn't know how to say that the only sure way is to hammer premaritaly.

this is why bornagain christians have the highest rate of divorce. in this world of sin, they want to do everything by faith. if we live in an even world where everyone is honest then fair play!

however, we live in a world where 80% are selfish and will lie to vantage over the others. this is why all sorts of men with bad character get into church, pretend for few weeks and get themselves a very decent woman.

the retired prostïtutes & ex club girls also pretend for few weeks to get decent men. within few months in the marriage, the mask wears off and they belatedly realise they married the wrong person from the outset.

kr0ne:
I don't believe you

i can't be bothered about your belief - i am not a taliban.

wonlasewonimi:
Lmao this jobless squatting pig got me mixed up
I'm actually enjoying this mr IT contractor.

What else can I teach you today? errrm we talked about taxation the last time. You have to give me some time to analyse the gap in your knowledge.

You didn't fucck my sister or my girl. You're dreaming!

i thought you were done with me for today...
that post musta broken your ribs to bring you back. you musta taken me for the illiterates of your ilk you can lie to that you worked in the tax office.

you dunno my name not my DOB & you somehow managed to find out my tax contributions? you musta banged your head against a hard substance as a child - there are few loose screws in your head.

trust me - i think i did fück your sister somewhere in 2010. the memory is foggy but i am sure i did. i will scour my old emails to see if i can get hold of her pictures. a friend mailed me few minutes back that the heifer is your sister.

Darkrebel:
i just want to remind you guys of the cypher--
don't forget -- deadline is this saturday...-3 days left... 24 lines max.. to be sent to mykoolswags@yahoo.com


*Emaprince
* Kr0ne
* Ibime
* Coogar
* Elymaxiimus
* Teddybiyasi
* Mikuz
*Guykhena
*Ksslib
* Limerick
* 007bruce
* DarkRebel

i wrote 800 bars and i deleted it mistakenly on my phone. my finger musta pressed the delete tab & it musta sat in my trash box for few days before it got deleted.

this is fùcked up or tough luck.

LordReed:
Disclosure, you need to ask a woman you are going to marry this question, "is there anything about you that if I find out about after marriage which can cause me to leave you?". Marriage is not a joke ask serious questions.

and you somehow think any woman would tell you about her fish odour when marriage is at stake?

trust me, you are the funniest man i know.

SailorXY:
chai e be as e get oooo

i dunno when these masochists would get it that they can never catch me sleeping. every other week, they emerge like roaches to test their new learnt disses & they get destroyed....

putting bastärds where they belong is my favourite hobby - i could do it in my sleep. wonlasewonimi is breakfast for a predator like me.

wonlasewonimi:
First thing first, DON'T MENTION MY PARENTS IN ANY OF YOUR POSTS

what are you going to do if i mention your parents again? call the cops or complain to theresa may that you were cyber-bullied?

it shall not be well with your parents - not because they are directly involved in this brawl but for producing a shyte-head like you. where i come from, parents like yours get dissed or beaten for raising idiotïc children.

Gbenu oshi e soun. Dey deceive yourself.
If you dare me I will expose your sorry asss pauper here that you're a broke, busted and disgusted fellow. But, I will like this to go on seeing that you are trying to save your face I'm done for the day with you.

this is the 200th time you have been saying this. it shall not be well with your ancestors and your generations unborn if you don't expose me. if you have any dignity left in you, that curse should prompt you to do the exposure, right?

what do you know about me?
apart from the fact i may have fücked your sister or your girlfriend, what else do you know about me? the worst your sister could have said was i didn't do a second round - and that's because her pušśy has a fish odour.

scram now before i pee in your nostrils, you hypocritical bastärd!

LordReed:
In which case the man should have known about it before getting married.

how would he know?
churches preach against premarital sëx - what's a brother to do if the woman insists on no sex? rapë her or make an appeal to her to sniff her coochie?

wonlasewonimi:
How many times have I told you that in this life you Olucoogar cannot afford to pay my bills in this life or the next. This is not bragging it's just facts. So, get that thoughts out of your mind.

my wages in my teenage years will feed your entire family, never mind now that i am on top of my game.

Sharrap you lying baboon https://www.nairaland.com/1939460/uk-based-nigerian-mother-pleas-kidnapped/32#27192743

Is that not where you goofed about VPN Olodo oshi ..If you tell lies you will steal so ti gbo.

your father is an illiterate.
he musta passed his gënes to you - where in that discourse did i goof about intranet? mumu probably doesn't know intranet can be deployed over VPN. you are useless to yourself & everyone remotely close to you.

I have already ascertained that you earn -£500 per day based on your HMRC records abi Manyoo people help me here o... A company pays you £500 per day and he posts on NL at 5 minute intervals. This one that I'm doing sef I had to go behind a shelf

don't compare your menial job with mine.
i could decide to work from home or the office - this is what happens when people like me are smart to take the difficult tasks early in life so we can have this kinda rest - while idïots like you went for the easier courses in life and having to clean the shelves in your adult life.

no wonder you are 40 & you still can't afford marriage. it's not like you are gay or anti-marriage, you are a mosque rat, all your chic's keep leaving you cos you cannot afford to take the relationship to the next level.

I don't have a hard-knock life, it's my duty as a fellow citizen seeing an invaluable talent is wasting away.

working as a manager in tesco is a hard knock life, never mind doing the shelves. you get paid £7 per hour for the 20 hrs per week job you do. remove NI contribution & taxes from that and what do you have left? you are better off pushing trucks in oyingbo.

You can like your posts with your various monikers like hucarson, sauron, chacal, le chacal, jackal, vealkrie and wait for it BABE3

this is what happens when someone has nothing upstairs. what's the meaning of this drivel? coogar is jackal & BABE3? the curse placed on you is starting to manifest.

Retardeed goat. I will still pray for you.

pray for your screwed up life.
you better get it right next year & not continue this wayward life you are living. your parents are hopping from one spiritual church to another for your sake but you are here on NL boasting you don't have a hard-knocked life.

we know all the people you have begged for money offline in this section. the gist about you out there is morbid. you are not too old to go back to college & retrace your steps. your children will grow up & beat you up one day for wasting the better part of your life arranging boxes of kellogg's corn flakes at tesco express!

oloshious gibbon!

LordReed:
Treatment for infection based odors, proper hygiene for heavy body musk. Haba no be you dey advise how to clean the couchie?

the pungent smell is in-born for some people. TMA in some women is caused by metabolic derangement. in cases like this, there's no solution. it's a chemical imbalance from birth.

LordReed:
It is always a pity to see people use fixable problems as an excuse to cheat.

what's fixable about a pungent odour?

wonlasewonimi:
Just shut your lying mouth up. I said stop wasting my hard earned mb with your useless arrows.

poverty is a bïtch!
who's your service provider? gimme your details so i can add you to my plan - when you stay in the UK & complain of MB then it's fair to say 99% of your life has been a waste.

Look at this charlatan. You exposed me abi no be you ran away when I laid your taxless life here for everyone. Stupiid IT contractor that doesn't know the difference between virtual private network and the intranet olodo oshi

you are an idïot....
where did you & i ever discuss VPN & intranet? you must be having a laugh - poverty-sėx tricken mosque rat. you don't even know my name to know jack about the taxes i pay. just one tax code exposed your lies that you ever had a family working in the tax office.

You need to get yourself a job in this new year, in fact, I will put your case in my prayer during the crossover night. You can't continue like this .

you need that prayers.....
tesco messenger wants to pray for another to get a job. i can pay your annual salary from my wallet. you don't even get to work fulltime. you pack poöp of babies in tesco for 2 hrs and you somehow think you have not been cursed by your father's 8th wife?

may the lord open your spiritual eyes....

I can't be restricted on the forum, so, you have to put your fellow members of the forum into consideration when you are attempting show who came on the pitch at 7 minutes mark in a 2011 football match -who has time to find that if not a jobless oloshi

it's not your father's business if i decide to write in arabic. oloshious fellow - funny how the jobless can afford MB to post & the gainfully employed can't afford it. this is what happens when illegitimate children of randy fathers are stranded in foreign lands.

don't take the frustration of your hard-knock life on me. i work hard & get ridiculously paid for what i do. if you are angry that life dealt you a bad deal then take it up with your pastor or attorney. poison is cheap these days - you are better off dead than wasting oxygen.

what are you going to tell your kids you did with your life? you are 40+ and yet you still haven't gotten a hang of your miserable life - cleaning tesco shelf at your age? i thought people don't carry curse from naija to obodo oyibo. your case is very unique.