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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:22pm On Dec 20, 2014
agbonlahor sent off....

we should capitalise on this & get 3 points. villa will defend & sit deep now....move rooney forward abeg!
Family › Re: These Constant Whiners In Family Section, A Certain Group Of alledged Males by coogar: 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2014
remsonik:
tongue
why are you sticking your tongue out to me? are you a cannibal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:18pm On Dec 20, 2014
chrisley024:
Falcao!!! cheesy

May God bless you Young!
the way young went past his marker was legendary. luke shaw has work to do to dethrone ashley young at this rate. young & rooney were our best players in that first half.
Family › Re: These Constant Whiners In Family Section, A Certain Group Of alledged Males by coogar: 5:17pm On Dec 20, 2014
remsonik:
Coogar is one of the constant whiners.
you are a consummate retärd!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:09pm On Dec 20, 2014
what a cross by young!

falcaoooooooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
the midfield isn't even strong enough to support the strikers. this is why one needs a good midfield & have proper players in there instead of makeshift players...

van persie shoulda buried that chance - what a save by guzan!
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 5:02pm On Dec 20, 2014
Shirley07:
Presenting jointly may mean something else to a greedy selfish husband out there, who will think the car is his only. The proper thing to do when presenting a gift is to make the intent clear by giving the said person alone, not with groups of people. This is to avoid any misconception.
If you're of that mentality, then it means anyone that wants to give you something must present it jointly to you, your parents and siblings since you're all one family.
exactly!
2 become one after marriage. calling your daughter aside to present her a car regardless of the hubby's feelings or consent is a miskick! anything i receive as a married man is for me & my family.

in his shoes, i wouldn't have reacted badly or start a shouting match. i would just ring my grandma in the village to bring me a young beautiful maiden that would be making my food & taking care of my general welfare.

it will also amount to a grandma's gift for a maritally-stressed grandson. grin
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar:
crackhaus:
What happened to giving her the car to commemorate an occasion, like her birthday/wedding/wedding anniversary/child naming ceremony etc.?
This is the normal routine among wealthy fathers who dote on their married daughters, at least among those I've come across.

Any special event/ceremony which a father can use to dote on his married daughter is better than just outrightly presenting a car to her on the basis that he wants to alleviate her suffering - something about this story just isn't right. undecided
perhaps the OP does not have the full facts.....
there's nothing wrong in a father getting a gift for his daughter but the circumstance has to be appropriate so it doesn't cause a rift between the married couple.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:44pm On Dec 20, 2014
chrisley024:
We've two side ways passers in the midfield. Carrick should be to there.

Mata also losing possessions.
you can tell how a match will be with the line-up. van gaal chose the wrong team or chose to play them in a wrong position.

if rafael is fit, carrick should be playing in the midfield. there's no reason to play him at the back & then play an unfit midfielder & a make shift midfielder in the middle. weak midfield, weak defence.

of course, we will struggle!
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 4:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
Shirley07:
Your previous post says otherwise. You said a father shouldn't involve himself in his daughter's affair, why changing your tone now?
change my tone?
so letting 2 adults sort out their family palava is in equal weight with the murder or physical abuse of my daughter? come on - the analogy doesn't fit at all.

Don't also forget the said husband has a car already. it's the wife that needs a car, not hubby.
but he's sharing with the wife.....
if her father is going to get involved at all, he should have called both parties & present the car to them jointly - let them sort the rest on who should drive which car

As for your Q, I'm not seeing the match.
ok......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:18pm On Dec 20, 2014
benteke strikes!
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 4:13pm On Dec 20, 2014
Shirley07:
Even when the husband beat her till death? Don't let me say that would be your portion.
You know what a responsible dad does, give his children full security and protection from any harm, sufferings e.t.c. There is a reason christians equate God to a fatherly figure, not husband.
beating her at all, never mind beating her to death is a crime. sharing a family car isn't a crime. if the FIL didn't find him competent enough as a hubby, why did he marry his daughter to him?

what kinda father in law revels in causing havoc in his daughter's marriage. how about calling the couple & presenting the car to them jointly? what kinda FIL undermines the self confidence of his son in law? if he loves his daughter so much, he shoulda married her himself.

shirley, you no watch our game?
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 3:48pm On Dec 20, 2014
limamintruth:
U think? Lol
i know - if you don't know about TMA until now then you shouldn't be a woman. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2014
Leyqute:
LvG wants to dominate the match and win. Carrick can man d midfield when in possitn n rooney can be the leader when defending. The defence however is still as shaky as ever. Hope Evans doesn't make any stupid mistake today.
he's not going to dominate a midfield of fletcher & rooney. it's like having 2 chickens in a dog race. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
Leyqute:
au contraire..it's only worrying defensively. The attack is filled with enough fire power.

Plus Villa has 8 regulars out. Don't forget there z another match to play in 4 days
attack is nice but the midfield/defence is crap. you need at least one leader in every department. in the absence of herrera, blind & marouane, carrick should be marshalling that midfield.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2014
chrisley024:
Fletcher is the odd
make shift in the defence, make shift in the midfield. since rafael is fit, why not start him. rooney/fletcher midfield is just horribly wrong.

he coulda done

rafael - jones - mcnair - evans
-------carrick----herrera-------
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:22pm On Dec 20, 2014
this line-up is horrible.....
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 3:21pm On Dec 20, 2014
LordReed:
If you like go and prostrate to your son in law when the time comes because you wanna sate his fragile self confidence.
i would let my daughter & her hubby handle their marriage as responsible adults without interfering. this is what i would expect from a responsible father but then responsible fathers are not common in this day & age.....

you are still a colonel save-a-sket though!
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 2:54pm On Dec 20, 2014
LordReed:
What a joke. A man that will tell me as a father that I need his permission to buy my daughter a gift because he is her husband has proved himself a donkey. She is my daughter and no man can tell me when or how I should give my daughter a gift.

So you will ask your daughter's husband permission? Was she sold? Is she a slave?
colonel save-a-sket to the rescue. grin
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 2:32pm On Dec 20, 2014
Bigsteveg:
Heard the story recently, it's about a couple, the wife's car got bad and they worked out a way where he dropped and picked her off managing 1 car. Later the wife's father buys her a car and she takes it home, on getting home the husband exploded that the father in law should not interfere in his family.
Was he right?

Guys, i'll like to hear your opinion, what will be your response if your wife suddenly brings a car home as a gift from the father?
there must have been some undercurrents for the hubby to have reacted angrily. if both parties(FIL & hubby) were on the same page, it's unlikely that the hubby would react angrily with his wife's new gift from the FIL.

i'm sure this issue has been debated by both parties with the hubby insisting he's fine with the status quo & the FIL defying the hubby. in that case, it's understandable that the hubby reacted angrily. a wife will also react badly if MIL brings food from the village or brings a maid from the village to cook for the hubby.

it's not about the gift - it's the fact that the FIL's decision to buy the car will question the hubby's competence...
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:42pm On Dec 20, 2014
mikuz:
Maduabuchi, you must be depressed and downcasted right now. Are you going through financial hard times? You are getting deported or you are harbouring a heartbreak? Which one? Same old fairy tales, If you do not have anything new and meaningful to say why don't you shut up and retire to wwanking with Omotola and Mercy Johnson's pix?
speaking of wänking.....
sleakid told me you sent your dïck pictures to khimwhyte in your bid to win her over. he said your dïck was so tiny, he almost mistook it for a seed of groundnut. you are a disgrace to the entire edo people......you are bïtch-made, a careful examination of your genïtals will reveal you do have a hymën.

You better go see a psychologist before you die in a depressed state. Depression has reduced you to a serial wwanker, no wonder you couldn't write 24 lines in 2 weeks. Even if you have enough time to write, you still wont pen shiiii cos you've been far too exposed for a writer like Sunderland's defence against Soton.
i'm the best that has ever done it....
you are just an imitator. you had to switch stylez to gain any sort of relevance here. you bit bis' way of writing, you are not original & this is why you have lost every top tier battle here. no wonder your face looks like ebola. ugly schlepper!

Theres no hiding place for you now. You are more of a mmasturbator, a metaphor regenerator and a punchline resurfacer while I'm a microphone invigilator, NL's hiphop token, a verbal bulldozer and a lyrical metaphysical Iroko tree . grin
you are a microphone imitator, NL's hiphop leprechaun, a verbal lilliputian & a pseudo-lyrical doüchebag! your loss column is worse than QPR's......

mikuz:
Cooger you no go hold your uncle? Where the f is he marching to?
that's stepdad!
oloshious fellow - stiffen your middle finger, moisten it & sit on it.
Family › Re: The Manipulated Man - A Book By Esther Vilar by coogar: 12:27pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ilekokonit:
Its a mystery to me as well, hence I did not highlight it.

I laugh internally when a woman talks at 1000 miles an hour and you are listening patiently digesting her words and just for her to let you get a word in is a problem for her. I also wonder when they send you a flurry of texts like a hyper-active somebody that has swallowed a whole can of nescafe and whilst you are still trying to reply one text many more have come in from her.

If only our women would calm down.

A lot of times these women are sleep deprived because of over ambition and greed for money thus destabilising their brain chemistry hence their hyper-active brain and combative attitudes but if you try to advice them to slow down, take more restful sleep to calm down their brains and generally pause for thought before talking, you will suddenly become their enemy.
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:56am On Dec 20, 2014
mikuz:
Cooger stop issuing empty threats before I break your mouth. What wrath? You must be deluded. Are you mentally unstable or you are suffering from the side effects of too much self servicing? Which one? Maduabuchi Maduabuchi Maduabuchi . . . how many times did I call you? You better take your time before I leave you crashing like a tokunbo engine. grin
kim is suffering from a mid-life crisis.
can someone section this ugly village dork to a mental hospital. i think you haven't fully recovered from the khimwhyte episode. you need counselling & perhaps a spiritual bath @ onitsha market.
Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by coogar: 11:13pm On Dec 19, 2014
•limerick, this guy had personals, multis, metaphors, wordplays & perhaps opener/closer.

•i guess you underestimated him. that douglas quaid bar is an excellent reference. on the first look, i can see why he was given the W.

•if you go to someone's turf to battle, you have to completely demolish him to win. if it's neck & neck, he would get the homecourt advantage. if the brawl was here on NL, you woulda won too.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:19pm On Dec 19, 2014
mikuz:
Maduabuchi you are a learner and a confused maga at that grin How can you slice me and my chic with recycled yam tubers? grin what's your problem? Wetin you dey smoke these days? You better watch it before I wreck your career in the punchline recycling indudry. grin
it's not your fault....
i have completely forgotten you exist until the last few hours. you shall feel my wrath in the coming days, most definitely!

ElymaxCray:
Hehehe.
Coogar, give us a preview of what to expect na.
I know ur verse will be bloody! No time for flexing grin
i lost 800 bars on my phone...
the loss is irredeemable. i have not completely recovered from the hangover. as of this time, i have nothing for the cypher. maybe i will let lagunna or pein take my place.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
limamintruth: However, i never knew such condition is hereditary or due to any genetic disorder.
you need to start paying for this sort of information. cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:56pm On Dec 19, 2014
mikuz:
You are not normal, Emeka Uwadiegwu Maduabuchi - what's your problem? If you know what's best for you, you better not speak to my chikala that way next time. You're abnormal or what? grin
kim, you are a tool!
i will slice you & your chic like a yam tuber. emeka ko, kanayo ni....
Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by coogar: 8:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
Limerick:
maestro is full dickriders na, I also lost to pein according to them. Thats my last battle there tho.
who is this pein?
i think he's the daddy on facebook - that nucca has been on a killing spree from what i gather. how did you lose to him?
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 8:49pm On Dec 19, 2014
alutacontinua:
TMA is a very rare condition.
It does not even fit this discussion cos everything about them smell....breath, sweat etc.....
It affects men too
If it doesn't smell in their breath and sweat, then, it ain't TMA.
Fishy smell is mostly caused by Bacterial vaginosis. All the person needs is flagyl. C'est fini! cool
so, what are we talking about? undecided
breath - altoids
sweat - deodorant or cologne.

what solution would you use to curb fishy odour down there? spray perfume on it? grin the chics with fishy odour have the antidote for sweat & breath, they don't have the antidote for the coochie.

LordReed:
LoL coogar now I know what you call communication LoL.
that's what you told us - the fit of rage that seized you when you found out about the ex was the deal breaker. cheesy

lordmaximusreed@gmail.com ASAP. coogar dream land here I come!
hector will contact you soon. cheesy

30+ key presses is what you are using big grammar to dodge, you are a cheapskate!
huh??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:29pm On Dec 19, 2014
afrodoc:
Lol U might as well play Pele or Sandro Mazzola then....best striker of generation na for story book.
Torres WAS a good striker no doubt but d point is he has lost it....he lost it 4 years ago.
This so called striker that has scored 21 league goals in all since 2010 world cup!
Torres scored more than 20 league goals just ONCE in his career and that was 6yrs ago!
I no wan enter torres argument wit u sha, i no get d energy
since that time, he's won 2 golden boots, scored 23 goals in one season, amongst other stuff. torres lost it 4 years ago & he bested müller, mandzukic, gomez, rooney, benzema, van persie, huntelaar, balotelli, etc in euro 2012.

at the confed cup, he bested all the strikers there as well to prove his euros feat wasn't a fluke. rooney & co. would kill to have nando's rêsume. i reiterate, he's the best striker of his generation.
Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2014
LordReed:
May God continue to watch over us all and not let hidden susceptibility to things like cancer and heart disease become active in our lives.
a loud amen to that!

coogar coogar why then are you vehemently denying that I am capable of living with a TMAU carrier? Is it not my choice also?
you are not that tolerant!
i mean - you kicked a babe out for communicating with her ex.....how then should anyone expect you to live happily with a fishy odour for the rest of your life? grin


You really should introduce me to your dealer you make an interesting sale point for him/her. LoL
he's an online dealer.
brown, charlie, angel dust, kush, blunts, etc in the purest form. leave your email addy for the full details. grin


My points are well articulated, you merely wanted to ridicule me with a lowly rank. Fie on your rank! If I don't I get Field Marshal save-an-angel (TMAUed) I don't want and I won't congratulate you. grin grin grin
people are normally happy for being promoted. you went from a captain to a colonel less than 24 hrs & you are still unhappy. my church mind says you are an ingrate!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:56pm On Dec 19, 2014
afrodoc:
I am not one to quickly pass final judgement on a player esp if its a young player.
Jones as at now lacks awareness of danger to himself and 50 % of his tackles are hospital tackles plus he has not yet learnt how to land or fall...those are d roots of his injuries. Having said all that he is 22 and still has opportunity to improve.
People like anderson and evans in their mid twenties are in their last chance salon in this club.
P.s i was once a fan of tom clev and ando until i saw them deteriorate before my eyes.
U r known for riding with ur fav players to d death e.g torres lol
torres is the best striker of his generation. his career at chelsea will not rob him off his glorious achievements. how many strikers in the world today can boast of torres medals(team or individual awards). abeg, leave torres out of this matter.

anderson was doing fine until his injuries struck. i can count the number of bad games anderson has had on my fingertips....he's mostly decent when playing but as soon as he hits form, he gets injured again.....rinse & repeat!

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