₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,951 members, 8,514,658 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 02:22 AM

Toggle theme

Coogar's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Coogar's Profile › Coogar's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 687 688 689 690 691 692 693 694 695 (of 1148 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2013
dayokanu: Demba Ba in a tight game won a penalty for the team or you were too blind to see that? Should Ba be blamed for the penalty miss when he did his part in presenting the golden chance to the team?
won a penalty? is that why he was bought?
demba ba in a tight game? what's a tight game? no shots on/off target for 90 mins? grin cheesy grin wink demba ba was bought to win penalties? you are a disgrace to football punditry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 4:56pm On Feb 24, 2013
dayokanu: Mancini took Manchester City from nowhere to win the trophy. before Mancini Citeh were never in the top 4 of the EPL. Now he has made them a top 4 side
Wenger took an Arsenal side who were UEFA cup winners and one of the big teams of EPL football, Wenger inherited one of the best defence in English football, What did Mancini inherit at City?
took citeh from nowhere? what a daft thing to say. the revolution started under sven goran-eriksson and mark hughes. what did mancini inherit? he inherited half a billion pounds worth of asset. he was able to bring in players he wanted. where should we start in counting the hundreds of millions of pounds mancini has spent?

You said Mancini never made it past the group stage of the CL in 2 attempts, Wengers first 5 attempts in the CL he never made it past group stages Actually between 1996 and 2003 Wenger made knockout phase just once :O
another daft analogy.....
wenger did not have £1 billion worth of assets in 96-2000. why compare him to mancini? wenger did not crash out of the group stage of the chanpions league as league champions. a manager that cannot qualify out of the group stage with players like aguero, tevez, balotelli, dzeko, silva, yaya toure, etc is dud. no excuses!

Wenger has been a coach for 30yrs but won 4 league titles, 5 FA cup or equivalent while Mancini in 1/3 of the time has won 4 league titles and also 5 FA cups
another daft comparison.
arsenal and monaco are the biggest teams wenger has managed in his career and he won titles with them. that is what matters. if wenger leaves arsenal today, big clubs would go after him. he has more quality than mankini. cheesy

You said some of Mancini tactics and selection? What do you say of Wengers tactics? Someone who pulled out Pires in a CL final or no be the same Wenger who played snail Sylvestre vs Messi or Senderos vs Drogba.
who should he have pulled out when lehmann was sent off? pull out a defender or a midfielder? at least wenger made it to the final beating teams like juventus and madrid. when mancini makes it to the final of champions league, come back and debate!

Mancini won Serie A when there were no challengers? When Arsene won his first few EPL titles who were the challengers in the EPL? Just Man Utd and Arsenal. So anytime Man Utd is bored of winning the title automatically falls to Wenger. Ever since Liverpool, Chelsea and City became big he has stopped winning
mancini won his league titles after the 2006 italian football scandal. all his rivals were punished and he had a solo run to the title. when wenger won his first english league title, blackburn and man utd and chelsea were solid teams. the same wenger pushed the all-conquering man utd team of 99 to the last day of the season......the same united team destroyed bayern munich's dreams @ camp nou. only a tool would rate mancini, city fans cannot wait to see the back of him cos with the resources he has got, he shouldn't be 12 points behind fergie!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:33pm On Feb 24, 2013
another 90 mins under demba ba's belt, no goals, no assists, no shots on target, no shots off target - but torres is the problem! we can see how ba's presence is working, can't we? torres shoulda scored a hatrick in his cameo appearance but whenever ba misfires for 90mins, rafa benitez is the problem. grin

fat frank - the most useless midfielder on the planet. did nothing to help mikel today and when presented with a golden opportunity to put his team in front, he succumbed to pressure. that was the turning point in the game. ibime is blaming benitez as if benitez missed the pen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:50am On Feb 24, 2013
dayokanu: He managed Lazio and won, He managed Inter and won He is managing Citeh now.
you are a tool......
what has mancini won as a manager that wenger hasn't won? league titles? domestic competitions or what? mancini that got a free pass to win league titles when milan/juventus were punished for match-fixing - compared to wenger? when mancini takes a low-budget team to the final of a champions league like wenger did in 2006 then get back to me.

Ok We can say Allardyce is better than Mourinho because Jose always managed sides with infinite wealth.
daft analogy.
allardyce has never won a league title, fa cup, community shield, etc. wenger has! comparing a manager in the 2nd tier to wenger who has won titles and has played in the final of a champions league makes you sound like a dolt!

Would Wenger fail to win with Citeh? I dont know just like asking would Steve Kean fail to win with Madrid or Chelsea? Would Mark Hughes fail to win with Man Utd?
there he goes again comparing wenger(winner of 3 league titles) to mark hughes and steve kean. it's like you have traded your cerebellum for a plate of porridge mixed with prawns.
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 9:26pm On Feb 23, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Not saying it takes any thing away from anyone, just saying the person you quoted as proof of feminist thinking is a GUY!!!!!![/quote]i couldn't possible quote everyone that agrees with his stance so i used the latest comment supporting the criticism of the husband. a woman committed murder here - that's the crux of the matter.
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 8:54pm On Feb 23, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Loool, funny thread. The highs, lows, battle royals, the "you must fight your MIL" to gain recognition crew. All sorts. Anyway, safety first. If you don't feel safe don't wait for anyone to remove anyone, remove yourself. Is marriage by force? Evil people come in all shapes, forms and sizes now. Having the mentality that your MIL is evil will put you on the defensive. And if you disrespect someone's mother, you expect them to side with you because they married you. Then you have something else coming. I wouldn't let anyone disrespect my own mother, so I won't do the same. Afterall she gave birth to him, if she didn't he won't be there for you to marry. Carry preconceptions on your head and create a hostile environment, let us see how long it lasts. If it falls on your head, na you sabi. Na you go dey run from babalawo to mosque and church looking for sokoto in your shokoto. -jussst saying. wink[/quote]apparently the man is deemed weak because he didn't send his own mother packing in those 4 years. strong husbands beat their mums in naija, send them packing and if she is reluctant to leave the newly weds the strong husbands stab their own mothers.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Peter Psquare And Drake by coogar: 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: Canadian o, American o, all of them na North America... grin grin
in a nutshell, you are ghanaian?
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Peter Psquare And Drake by coogar: 8:19pm On Feb 23, 2013
Laila Ikeji: in Peter's words : 'We started from the bottom now we here'. #bigboithangs
Obviously, persistently pursuing your dreams finally pays off. Nice one, Pete.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/02/peter-psquare-poses-with-us-rapper.html
drake is canadian....you would get punched in the face calling a canadian an american!
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 8:14pm On Feb 23, 2013
free2ryhme: i blame the husband .. he allowed the situation to degenerate to this level .. it is a pity that the wife lost her life as a result of this negligence.
of course, the husband actually placed the knife in the hands of his mother to do the killing. since he's a mummy's boy, who else can he turn to do the deed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 8:11pm On Feb 23, 2013
olodo: please i have asked thIS question before, WHAT IS THE DIFFRENT BETWEEN GEROUD AND CHAMAKH?
giroud is french and chamakh is moroccan! grin
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 8:08pm On Feb 23, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Err. ...I'm pretty sure the person you are responding to is a guy.

*gasps*
How do we get outta this now? lipsrsealed[/quote]it does not remove the fact that a woman committed this murder against a fellow woman. what has it gotta do with the husband? the culprit should face the wrath of the law and may the soul of the victim rest in peace. why do nigerians always manage to blame someone else? the victim can't be blamed, the culprit is a woman therefore let's blame the husband. how unreasonable can some nigerians be? a woman murdered a fellow woman and you people are blaming the father of the victim and the husband of the victim........

lots of common sense there.....
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2013
Originalsly: Evablisse hit the nail on the head. The husband is and will always be a mamma's boy. The wife should've realised that even before she got married. It's very sad that it had to come to this and two children have to grow up without a mother. It doesn't seem like the police are much interested in finding the killer. How long can mamma's boy stay away from his killer mom?
will you tools quit this nonsense?
a wicked woman stabbed another woman to death and the husband should be blamed? when would women start taking responsibility for their own actions - did the husband instruct his mum to stab his own wife?

no wonder people don't take feminists seriously - one moment they want equality, the next moment they are the weaker sex. this is between a mother in law and a daughter in law. leave the husband out of it. if a father in law stabs his son in law to death, would you blame the wife?

arrant nonsense!
Family › Re: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by coogar: 7:06pm On Feb 23, 2013
may her soul rest in perfect peace!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 6:01pm On Feb 23, 2013
Ibime: Oya lets set cazorla 20 goal output for this season and measure up in May. I hope some peeps won't tell us he played behind diaby and Arteta by then
cazorla:
11 league goals + 8 assists = 19 goal output and we are not even in march yet.
fat ibime, are you throwing in the towel now or should we still wait till may? ibime, can you now finally admit you are a fat fool once and for all?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 23rd Febraury 2013 by coogar: 5:41pm On Feb 23, 2013
15 points clear.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 23rd Febraury 2013 by coogar: 4:54pm On Feb 23, 2013
fredoooooo: not a very good sign for united vs madrid .1st it was rooney, now rvp , hope they get well Asap
rooney is on the bench, van persie was taken off - precaution!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 23rd Febraury 2013 by coogar: 4:25pm On Feb 23, 2013
goal of the season - without a doubt!

what a hit!!!
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 4:13pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: Well serving God is independent of state matter, it's a relationship one has with his God. I haven't said Jesus did not come for sinners, what I'm saying is sinners committing willful and intentional crime, YET, turn back and commit it in the name of God. As a pastor, you're called to preach the word of God, the Bible did not say you should preach half and do half, rather than a pastor ask his immigrant flock to do such, if I were the pastor, I'll simply say do as your spirit leads you, but always commit thy ways into hands of God. This is my point, you cannot preach as a pastor and then, ask directly ask your flock to disobey that which you just preached.
it's easy for you to cast aspersions.....
this one is a difficult one to call. what is a pastor expected to do? you have qualified members of your congregation in church whose visas ran out and the authorities denied their renewal. what would you advise? they should pack their bags and leave the country? i doubt God Himself would ask his people to leave the promised land. in the same good book, it says whoever does not work must not eat.

Empty or not, after all Bible said a man finds wage from his work, he eats from what he does. I did not say BAN THEM, what I'm contesting is a PASTOR (who claims to work for the lord), to actually - willing and intentional, ask both sinners and children of God to commit bad. Everyone is welcome to the house of God, but the leader MUST BE upright..
i didn't say pastors preach it in the church that people should commit evil. i said they encourage their members to work and be prayerful! these people would starve and be homeless without working.
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:53pm On Feb 23, 2013
kalunomics: don't generalize it if that's what your pastor did to get you where you are!! This guy just ruined my evening!!
here comes the hypocritical fuckwit!
swear on your father's nostrils you have never lied about your age to beat the system in your entire life. it's a norm in naija so shut the heck up!

manny4life: Cater for your flock by willingly and intentionally asking them to literally break all laws? I don't have a problem with it, what I have beef with is committing evil and calling GOD, that is just dead wrong. It shows how Christians has degenerated the sacred worship of GOD and have no deference to GOD. Anyway, they should share in the national cake, me when I travel go Naija, heading to ABJ right away, I need my own cake. grin
they shouldn't call God? who should they call then? amadioha? Jesus actually came for the sinners not for the perfect beings or the puritanical souls. denying people to work and eat because of some documents is not godly as well. something gotta give! nigerian churches would become empty in the uk if pastors ban illegal immigrants from attending.
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:42pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: This is why the Bible said, on Judgement Day, the sins God will judge will be so uncountable. Imagine a church supporting wrong and evil, yet they will clap and praise God, which God? Is God an author of Confusion?
should a pastor not cater for his flock? should a pastor let his flock starve to death because of documents? abeg, it's a grey area. what is going to feed these immigrants if they are not encouraged to use a certain scheme to provide their daily bread! cheating the authorities has never been a serious crime in the naija culture - we celebrate it by calling it "eating from the national cake".
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2013
justwise: I guess they searched him for drug...which involves sticking hand into your behinds to see if hides one there.
even that is crude..... there are x-ray machines na!

justwise: Really? Great man of God traveling with fake documents?
i don't really think our morals see anything wrong in using fake documents to work or travel. even some of the churches here in london encourage illegal immigrants to use this scheme or that scheme to eke out a living. as long as you have not stolen, robbed or whored, some stuff are overlooked in nigeria! half of the civil servants who are staunch christians are age cheats, create ghost workers or working with fake certificates. such things don't mean a lot in the naija terrain!
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:24pm On Feb 23, 2013
justwise: That cracked me up.

Now about the topic....i don't believe nonsense, its even ridiculous to think of. They have individual's biometric details, so what is the point of sticking some object into his hairy backside?
it beats me.
fingerprint devices, dna test, electronic tags, etc - why would they put a chip in his bütt? does he also realise his rights to his green card can be revoked since he was caught travelling on false documents? he should focus on his music career. i am sure he must have been banned to enter america for 200 yrs. those american immigration folks are twits - they don't mess about!

dayokanu: I thought you confesses sometime back about being rimmed with some device
you are a bumbling oaf! better confess so we can sort you out as soon as possible. tpia is an immigration lawyer in arkansas.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 3:19pm On Feb 23, 2013
dayokanu: Mancini might be an idiiot but He has been outperforming Wenger in recent seasons

Mancini is second in the league still in the FA cup doing better than Wenger.

Mancini has always finished higher than Wenger in the league in all the full seasons he has played

And currently about 10 points above Wenger

4 league titles in 2 different leagues

8 cups in 2 different leagues
He has only started coaching for like a decade right?
facts also remain he has managed teams built with infinite wealth. would wenger fail to win with man city's squad?
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:16pm On Feb 23, 2013
dayokanu: odikwa serious ooo
dayo, i suspect your arsë is chipped too. all you naija peops in america, one should be afraid of una.
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:08pm On Feb 23, 2013
justwise: That comes with responsibility and respect for rules governing a forum like this
justwise, what can you say about this chipped-anüs guy? he traveled on false documents even though he claims to be legal - does it make sense?
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 3:02pm On Feb 23, 2013
obadiah777: I MISS LONDON. ITS A GREAT PLACE. OR SHOULD I SAY IT WAS A GREAT PLACE. NOW IT IS SWARMED ANS SWAMPED BY CRAZY EASTERN EUROPEANS LOL.
better run back and have a feel of their women - paradise on earth, i tell you! cool
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 2:57pm On Feb 23, 2013
obadiah777: LOL IN 2011 I WAS LIVING IN CHICAGO grin grin SO ERMM NO I WAS NOT. ARE YOU IN LONDON ?
london is the city! cheesy
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 2:52pm On Feb 23, 2013
obadiah777: OUTSKIRTS OF MANCHESTER BRUV
were you part of the louts that rioted in 2011? grin
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 2:47pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: LOL...Abeg o, you know NL... Some will soon go on unnecessary bashing rampage on me (not that it bothers me).
they dare not - i will tell them it was you that impregnated my housemaid few months ago. you are as straight as a ruler!

obadiah777: LOL I DONT EAT THEM. THE POST WAS A JOKE. I DONT STAY IN EAST LONDON. I STAY IN NORTH ENGLAND. HOWEVER I HAVE LIVED IN STRATFORD AND CANNING TOWN IN THE PAST
where in north england do you reside?
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 2:40pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: Haba, coogar, nawa for you o, why will I see a man's arse, I said take a picture of the post in the paper
just pulling your legs -

US Immigration Inserted Chip In My Anüs
A US based Nigerian engineer, Mr. Kunle Ajumale, 49, has asked the Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ) Lagos Branch to intervene in his quest to get justice over his ordeal in the hands of the United States Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE), who allegedly inserted into him what he described as ‘electronic harassment chip’ which has been deteriorating his health.

“I am constantly in pain. I have been going through a lot of torture with the device moving and causing harm in different parts of my body. I keep losing weight, feeling sharp pain on my back and continuous headache since the device was implanted’, said Ajumale who said he had even taken his case to the National Assembly seeking government’s intervention over his plight.

Speaking during the NUJ Congress at the Ladi Lawal Press Centre, Lagos, Ajumale disclosed that he travelled to the US on April 12, 1997 and obtained his green card in February 2009 and was subsequently brought back to Nigeria on February 2011 on his own request following the alleged constant harassment by the officials of the US Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) at the Fredrick Detention Centre Maryland where he was detained due to the immigration problem he had.

He however admitted that he ran foil of US Immigration law when he travelled to Nigeria with a falsified document for which he was convicted and sentenced to six months imprisonment at DC jail and Rivers Correction Centre North Carolina.

However, his ordeal commenced after he was rearrested in August 2009 for the same offence for which he had served a six year jail term.

“I was rearrested by the same officer Derrick who said they made a mistake to have released me. While in detention at Worcester Detention Centre Snow Hill Maryland an ICE Officer – William Malone told me I could be released but it was going to cost me money. I told my lawyer about it who reported it to senior ICE Officers. Investigation was carried out during which officer Michelle Rawlings interrogated me and promised to get back to me which she did. Afterwards I became the target for the officers.

“I was hospitalised at Atlantic Hospital for sinusitis and body weakness but was discharged abruptly without adequate treatment. I was maltreated by three officers who flung me to an empty steel bed and I put in a grievance report concerning the issue”, he alleged.

Ajomale alleged that he further felt ill and reported the matter to an officer on duty seeking medical assistant, but instead, he was crushed to floor by “eight officers and my pant was opened and a chip was put in my anus. I screamed but no one could help me”.

He said several attempts to get a redress for his “sordid ordeal” in the hands of the US ICE have not yielded result, that was why he approached the press to impress it on the Nigerian government to intervene in his case, which will also go a long way in ensuring that other Nigerians are not maltreated by US security officials in future.
the dude is a serial offender. he spent time in jail and he was caught again repeating the same offence. he deserves to have a live snake forced into his rectum.
Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by coogar: 2:37pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: Don't mind them, that's how they come with their lies and deceit, it's one thing to hate America because of what it stands for, but perpetuating lies, is just plainly annoying. At least, I was expecting the OP to put a link or at least, scan or take photo of the said paid and post it.
take a pic of his arsë? why do you want to see the pic of a grown man's bütt? manny, what exactly are you not telling us? cheesy grin

obadiah777: AMONGST A PLETHORA OF TORTUROUS FOOD SUCH AS BLACK PUDDING - MUSHROOMS - RUNNY EGGS - SOGGY CHIPS - WARM BEER cry
if the food tortures you, why eat them? there are naija restaurants around you. you stay in east london, no?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 2:34pm On Feb 23, 2013
debosky: Mancini was actually talking about criticizing his players in public - something which Wenger doesn't do. Anyways, I can see how criticizing players in public has worked for Mancini so far judging by their cup performances and league position. cheesy
and getting punched by balotelli!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 687 688 689 690 691 692 693 694 695 (of 1148 pages)