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AjanleKoko: Everybody dives in football.
MNET even has a special compilation of dives in the EPL. Rooney, Van Persie, Walcott, Henry . . . famous dives. Some of them, like Rooney's own, actually looks like he was diving into a pool. As in arms forward and errthing

some of the dives i saw last night with cesc and pedro would shame michael phelps. ronaldo got clipped by pique. people should admit barca were abject on the night and stop excusing their pathetic performance. i guess the era is about to end. club's success is cyclical and maybe this was what pep saw that made him resign.

how can people say ronaldo dived? pique did not touch the ball throughout.

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nitlad: After well over 30mins and still no reply, it can now be agreed coogar has been put back in the doldrums where he belongs!
You have been sodomized! You cowardly pansy!

Next time choose your battles wisely lest you get murdered like this again!

I'm out out yo!

look at this baboon.....you replied straight after me and you said i have not replied? what a cop-out!!! your vocab tank dried up and you are running away. fuckin' hell, you are as gay as phuck - just like when your dad was a priest fingering the butts of male infants in his village. like i have said, your father and the 31 poverty-stricken generations before him cannot touch my greatness. when you wake up tomorrow, we go on another marathon!!! say hi to your parents for me.....tell them the money meant for their dinner has been consumed by you.........in an internet cafe!

nitlad: Ani oloriburuku ni eh seh
Your brain is so transparent I know what you will type in your next 50 posts!

The tortuous knots of logic this hypocritical fuckwit ties himself. you know what i will type in my next 50 posts? yet you couldn't use the same foresight to take your mum out of the abject poverty she finds herself? how ironic?

Your owners are the biggest failures ever!
Like I said before, not in this life, not in another will a fruit-cake meathead like you bother me with your repetitions!

you are the one repeating your copycat schemes, you obnoxious bellend.....
i am sure your mum was always on amphetamines when she carried you for 9 months, there's no way a normal conception and delivery would have birthed a sonofawhore like yourself. this is a verbal game....i don't carry a gun but my phrases would leave a scar on your face and cut your father's life. i won't consider this bout a job done until you crawl back to the wind-eroded pubes of your mother-where you spawned from.

You village is 'popular' today no thanks to your mother's involvement with in a marathon orrrrgy in your village square. She was the last whor3 standing after 87hours of non stop penetration!
Taking a closer look at you, one cannot but notice the "can't make it". Sign evident all over you.

Awon to ni eh seeing the irredeemable disaster you have become must be wishing they had used you for money rituals when you were younger. You wouldda at least fetched them some peanuts even if yours is ori ibu wey nor fit comot beta money!
The only time your mother gets cheered is when she's lapping the pud out of the over used cvnt of a fellow floozie. You alabaru son of two nobodies!

a cursory glance at my previous posts would reveal the above as one of my comments used to kill a bastard like yourself. now listen.....you are a bumbling oaf. your penmanship has the strength of a pubic louse sucking the red blood cells of your father's scrotum. what i have conservatively saved this month in pounds sterling is much more than your whole pedigree has made since their entire dynasty. i would adopt both your parents without breaking sweats.

Whatever you thought was going for you before you engaged Nitlad is fast unraveling before you!
Your father and mother will shed sorrowful tears for you!

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has "coogar wrote this" all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than a mongoloid like yourself with no original lyrical bullets. both your parents can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome.......i would kill your cat and spit on your dog, kick your dad and fist your mum.

who the heck does this nebbish think he is? i fathered this entire scene. it's actually surprising your parents are still living together. it's like the chris brown and rihanna issue. no matter how much your father abuses your mum, she still crawls back into the relationship. after 4 divorces and remarriage, she should give up on him already. the union was never meant to happen - they are both siblings!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Words of a befuddled Gaychester faithful that knows nothing about Chelsea, u think arguing in the pubs with the whites place u a step foward? U're a disappointment - Am sure, at ur age i'd be famous to be discussed!

U found guts to Compare Charlie Adam an Over-rated Kite with Lampard's ability to go for a bigger challenge? Do u think Liverpool had a Visceral assesment to what Adam can bring along? Shiit! Ranieri had such assesment and we're reaping the rewards for almost a Decade!

All Men are born equal but doesn't make it on equal ground.
To put up a myopic analogy on Adam/Lampard shows how much Derailed ur thoughts are.

Did I also hear him place greater Importance to a Fourth place tussle to a Champions League knockout stage? Man, U need a Rest - Ur pugnacious nature is getting the better of U.

And the United Cartel pose around with this Daft as their 'Messiah' - whateva happened to Elections?![/color]

at your age, you are a failure, there's no guarantee you would amount to something if we add 100 years to what you are. you know nothing about chelsea apart from stealing people's opinions and pasting them here. i have caught you several times already, so exactly what are you supposed to be good at? with your manicured hands and gay fonts? you are a puddenhead!

lampard is done - forget him. the way chelsea play now don't suit him. he singlehandedly caused your loss against citeh, you obnoxious halfwit! 4th place tussle guarantees a champions league appearance next season. knockout stage? you get kicked out and that's it. if you don't make top four this season, then bye to chelsea. you are a tool, i am sure you have traded your common sense for a plate of beans.

sephia: Both of you use the same unconventional words, onanist, pederast, etc, that's why i felt you guys were the same.. Anyway, sheath swords, give hugs and kisses. Back to the dud's matter, Emenalo, fat waiter and other pressing issues. Seriously, this has gone too far already.

nah, sometimes you have to roll your sleeves and swat these horrible gnats......i am just about to shift the gear to gear 4. so let's have 5 more hours of verbal battling. let's separate the men from the boys, please. dude got my posts printed and pasted in his room and then uses the unconventional words like he wants to be coogar.

nitlad: The dyslexic buffon bleats yet! Your dyslexia is reducing you to a object of ridicule! You wee fud!
The rate at which you distort the rules of the language, if you wrote an english exam, the pass mark would have to be %2 for you to stand a chance of passing it at the 20th attempt!
Chatting the same bollocks since forever thinking you can put Nitlad away with those? There is a better chance your mother would pass a virginity test than you getting close to me with your repeated bars!

repeated bars? oh my gosh!
after telling the whole community about your mother's camel-toe that looks like the footprint of an elephant. even your parents know you have been thoroughly schooled. i am from the concrete streets so all those your incoherent jargons will not punch through a wet paper bag. you are my shoemaker - i would räpe your mother and blow smoke in her rectum like i am in a shisha bar. you are demented, basic and tasteless.

You can bleat, bawl, shout, groan, moan all you want you still aint got nothing on me. You gasbag dork!
The only thing you can say that will be new, will be "I want Out". Any other megede fegede is just repeated tosh.
You try so hard to make you ewe ogede attacks sting but all it does is help chase away the flies brought by your ignoble presence.

this is like battling myself - this motherfücker is playing my words back to me. no wonder people feel i am nitlad. fraudarsê plonker, you have the swag of an orange tree.....if your father wasn't such a disgraceful knucklehead, how could he consummate with a neighbourhood slüt like your mum to have you?

Overweight squirrel, I've definitely seen and own more money that your entire genaration has or ever will! All it take is a call for me to ensure your entire surviving relatives die of starve to death.You are abortion's strongest point! The greatest pro life activist ever was shut up with your case study!

of course, you have seen more money - watching a movie centred on bank heist. otherwise, where would a kerosene backgrounded demented bastärd like yourself see mad cheddarz, let alone spend it!!!! your verses have the replay value of a lottery ticket. they are so disjointed, incoherent and certainly lifted from coogar's previous posts! you are a disgrace to the y-chromosomes that formed you. how did you beat your competition to your mother's bouncing ovum? steroids? lolololol

Just for fun, I'd have your mother flown to zero gravity level, and watch until she gets torn apart with the pressure! Your father wanted to donate his sp3rm to raise some much needed funded funds to treat ur rare condition(only affects one in 2billion people on the planet), only to be rejected on the basis of him having already produced too many never-do-wells!

says a eunuch disvirgined by his own father.
this is what you call jabs? spërm donation is a jab? cheiiiiii, coogar has just killed another wannabe trying so hard to fit in. you are a mental-paraplegic. my dog lives a more comfortable life than both of your parents. where are they now? probably farming and slapping mosquitoes on each other's back - and you who's supposed to be their ticket to wealth has failed yourself while wallowing in your mid-life crisis.

Your best chance of survival for the main time against starving to death is for your mother to agree to be gang banggged by Mugabe's pet apes and get paid the whole of Z$10 million! I alraedy have a bet she'd take the offer! Your family's condition is that deplorable!
The next time rain falls where ever you are, may thunda faya you!!!! Oya proceed on another repetition.......

present yourself at the foot of coogar's throne - i am book-smart and street-smart, nitlad - you just look smart. mugabe's pet apes? lolololol. open that mouth again and i would fly an aircraft into the roof of your mouth. shut that cesspit you call a mouth, your breath stinks. ask guapo to lend you $5, go buy some peppermints........scratch that, fück the bubblegum, your tongue needs a long shower.

a flaming pederast like yourself sired by a neighbourhood predator. i bet your father has made crime fighters on AIT about a dozen times. you hail from a family of statutory räpists. you outfoxing me is as likely as your dad getting on a plane(local or international), you son of a thousand fathers!

nikkykay: [/b]
IMO I dont think u wil see a reasonable single mother who wants a rship just for the s3x! A single mum wil have a rship either for financial reason or companionship which she thinks can lead 2 marriage later.
At the same time if a single mum has resigned to her fate dat she wil never get married and she very comfortable, i mean financially then she can have a rship just for the s3x.

financial reason? oh please
only few single mothers are leeches - most i have met are very successful. what they crave mostly is the companionship and what comes with it. some women have given up to try marriage again cos they are too scared to fail again in marriage. being reasonable or being unreasonable has no part to play in this.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff] 1)Why do u keep Shooting on ur foot when i envisage an advanced Counter opinion that's Logically in Nature? U Let me down with the way u Let me stay on top of an arguement

2)First Statement in Bold, In my earlier post, i noted Lamps emerse contributions in Mourinho's first Season as our gaffer-2 Trophies were Won!

3)Count the Trophies and Laurels we've won in the Past 10yrs, u'd agree with me that Lampard has been an integral part of the Successes - Shey u don Confirm that 91 EPL assists ni?

4)Ur Second statement in bold, I would expect my Younger broda who's only 18 to ask me such Baseless question - Gone are Days when one would Swear that Alan Shearer would take 10 Instant Spotkicks and hit em all into the Onion bag.

5)Messi and Cristiano are the best duo at Present but they'v all missed a PK when it mattered most!

6)Ur third Statement in bold, Lampard Insignificant Under Mourinho? Coogar when last did u check on ur Psychosis report?

7)If Lampard at Westham could be Significant with 14goals in the 98/99 season, which saw the Eastern london Outfit finish fifth on the Log [their best ever finish], how much more a Bigger challenge at Chelsea? A Club where he cemented his place from Day 1 - Dispatching ur acclaimed best Mr Parker even Bro Smertin to the Dust!

8...Then ur final Statement in Bold, Get rid of Lampard? I think the best answer for this is that u get rid of Urself from our thread!

9)U'd keep fighting Chances by staying on here, we're Chelsea and u're Gaychester Utd - What do we share in Common apart from the fact we're all based in England? [/color]

1) first and foremost, you are a pleb whose brain capacity would come short to that of a culex mosquito.......i am shooting myself in the foot. the fück is wrong with you arsenal can rejects that joined chelsea after the roman revolution? how many times have you be n to the bridge? how many times have you hold a conversation with season ticket holders who know how things work? you think wearing yaba replica shirts and cheering from plastic armchairs is the be all to be a chelsea fan? you are a tool!

2) lampard contributed nothing - chelsea's brilliant defence won that season for mourinho. they conceded very few goals and once chelsea went one up, then it's game over! so cech, the back four and claude makelele get the credits!

3) so lampard is the reason chelsea won those titles? 91 premier league assists in how many premier league games? a consistent self piece taker like lampard should have more. he was always playing - there was a period of 4 seasons that lampard only missed 3 premier league games or thereabout.

4) i would be glad if you can bring that your younger brother on board. but then, if you his senior is bereft of football knowledge, why should i count the opinion of your brother. lampard's penalty miss was the worst i have seen considering what's at stake.

5) ronaldo/messi would never miss a penalty with the top four at stake. this is not champions league where an elimination is not too bad as one can try again the following season. if chelsea don't make the top four then no champions league at all next season. do you know what that means?

6) that chelsea side could have achieved the same results or even more without lampard under mourinho. in case you are suffering from selective amnesia, they had makelele, essien, thiago, ballack, etc in a 3-man midfield then. you must be a bleeding Arrow!

7) this is the most idiotic point you raised. 14 goals in west ham? how were the goals scored? lets fastforward, what was charlie adam's stats in blackpool, what was his stats @ liverpool? can you now see how morönic you sound?

8.....yes, it sounds illogical but that's exactly what chelsea need to do.
i have cited the van nistelrooy example. scorer of plenty of goals but united did not win a lot in his stint at old trafford. we never even got to the final of the champions league when he was with united and he won 3 champions league golden boots in 5 seasons with us. his stats were decent but to what benefit to the team? after he left, united played got to the semis and a season later, united won the champions league.

9)you and i are not all based in england. you don't stay in england. you are based in one ojuelegba settlement and your opinion on chelsea related news has never been outside what you hear from OGBC or goal.com. stop listening to the radio, move out of your enclave and speak to the real chelsea fans and what they feel about the transition of the team. lampard is not suited to the buzzing and the elusive football chelsea want to play. he cannot fit into the roaming 3 and he's too physically weak to be a pivot. playing him there takes a toll on his partner there and you have an overload!

nitlad: You are the product of cross breeding between an elephant and a pig, hence your adiposed cells!
Rumour has it you are the youngest onanist ever! You started beating your man meat since you were 1!

sephia, you see what i am talking about? onanist in the same breath with beating dad's meat? the misuse of vocabulary. you can already tell this fool has my posts all over his room and just lifting the vocabs without checking the meaning and the context it should apply in. onanist = wänker, the correct word should be pederast. i am disappointed i am sparring with a semi-illiterate but what can i do? every victory counts - like jose mourinho would say, a cup is a cup.

Learnt the trade from your equally unfortunate pederastic father! Must have been mentally disturbing having to be raised by a man who finds his uttermost pleasure in the behind of pigs. More disturbing his the chagrin with which he does this in the open!
Your mother was a door know, everybody gets a turn!

hehehehehehe - won't you even try to be creative with schemes and using different angles? indolent copycat, you are getting skewered tonight. this is your punishment for each time you have pinched my schemes -

your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigree. the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations!

The video that went viral on the internet a couple of months ago of a woman having carnal knowledge of a 4 year old boy had your mother as the starring 'model'.
You were autistic, it took the knowledge of someone who was in the know about your mother's nefarious when she was pregnant with you to decifer the code word to give you voice! Sp3rm! Recent research mentioning the certaing words synonymous with a preggo can get an autistic up!

the autistic savant brainfarts again......
stop smoking your father's pubic hair, you schlepper. your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993.

All it took was your miserable life's story to be told before Iran legalised abortion lest they start breeding offsprings of multiple orgiiieessss like you!

obese charlatan!
you look like me and the starting team of chelsea fc put together. you are so greasy, you should be a poster boy for nigerian petroleum. i work hard and i have got my mind on my money and my money on me mind. nitlad has got his mind on his tummy and he's hungry all the time.

beat me in a verbal joust? not a chance - the only sport you can beat me in if this was a wet-t shirt contest. excessive toxic spermheads colliding with your mothers ovarian cyst was always going to produce a disaster of a child. your life - i shall cut in half.

bow down - pray to your lord n saviour(coogar) and ask for forgiveness!

Ujujoan: I'll keep relationships purely for the company . . and YES, s3x
If I fail once in marriage, not too sure I'll want to try again.
But nothing says I can't change my mind if I meet someone exceptional . .

excellent post!

Mrs mansson: If I were to be,I wouldn't just rush into marriage again.I will keep a relationship for sex,but I wouldn't make it obvious that is jst for sex.while I was single in the uni I dated a guy just for sex but he thought we were so committed ...

now this is what i like to hear......the only question is where can one find single mothers who want relationships just for the sex?

sephia: Crazy mofo.

pick one na......

Oh, really.

don't mind him, coogar is from enugu! i was once the data analyst of bakassi boys way back triangulating and geo-locating the criminals in all the eastern region of nigeria.

nitlad: And his lines keeps getting soggier by every post!

Those Misrata rebels weren't as brutal as the legendary Tamil Tigers. What they should have done to your mother is cut off her insanely large nippples and gag her with it, then stitch her grand canyon twaat before ramming her in turns just to make her death painful enough for you to have begged for your life to be taken on the same spot. Apparently they were soft on her, that's why you have the audacity to bring your folderol here in the name of correct stats!

You were adopted and never loved, hence your unending bitterness!
Iya eh olobo poso! I bet your gbewu dani father still doesn't know she's been fuucccking the waste collector since time immemorial.
Even if he knew, what will he do other than gba kamu and curse himself some more for not being a quarter of the man fleeing somalians are

Your mother's gono infested puuussssy is on display in your village square to serve as deterrent to the ladies there and warn them about the dangers of living a fuuuck-about life!
I wish you fall off that keke napep you are shuttling in and get crushed by my onrushing bugatti

right on time, i was about giving up you weren't coming back......

more exegesis.....

do you know your nickname as a foetus? cöckblocker!!!!
your mother fücked so many men while pregnant with you, your ultrasound scans revealed defensive cöck bruises on your face, limbs and torso. there were even reports when you let out your first cry after being pinched on the bum, semën spurted out from your nasal cavity.

now let's revisit your failed upbringing.......
back at the orphanage, your foster dads literally gangräped you whenever you refused to bellydance for their fellow pederasts! you are a trust fund baby - thanks to nairaland, you were on the brink of ending your own life cos growing up was very difficult for you.

the incident of your mother's brutal arsërape still gets whispered in her village as the most inhumane treatment ever meted to a woman in the history of nigeria. she was battered till the flaps of her vägina went in opposite directions like 2 different house addresses. after the whole gruesome act, she was left in the centre in a bukkåke position as dirty drug-fiends spurted acidic sëmen on her face. cumshots flying everywhere with the trajectory of the bullet that killed j-f kennedy.

sephia: I thought niitlad was coogar. Except we are being coned and being made to believe two different people are arguing in order too throw off suspision. Anyway, i doubt Coogar is Yoruba so the theory wouldn't stand. Coogar, we know you are the king of diss but e don do na. Haba

nitlad was coogar? hehehehehehe
come on - can you not tell from his forced vocabulary that he is just trying to be me? look at him and back to me. who would you be willing to have a one night stand with? look at him and then back to me......

substance versus asinine comments - which do you prefer? look at him, back to me. for the umpteenth time, nitlad is one obese fool that lost his virginity to his foster father. he has given up on life so he overate himself till he's now so huge, you would play a 5-a-side football on his belly.

azpekuliar: Coogar Vs nitlad....LWKMD!!

[quote author=Table Leg ]Its brewing in here .... This is where bullets chase folks round like moet mimosas [/quote]don't draw too much attention to this thread. just read from the background or else the thread trends and the mods would take notice and lock it. nitlad is on his home turf and he's getting decapitated. before i leave this zone, i would prepare his grave covered with roses and lavendar.

@ el guapo,
i can't reply that long missive of yours cos it's meaningless. do you cherish stats that glorify a player individually or stats that win titles for the team. i have told you lampard is only a great goalscoring midfielder but not a scorer of great goals. you would put your money on every world class player to score that penalty against city on sunday. cometh the hour, cometh the man. if he scores 1000 goals against reading, it wouldn't mean shyte if he couldn't score at that vital moment on sunday.

under mourinho, lampard was insignificant. the spine that ticked for chelsea was cech - terry - makelele - drogba. without makelele, forget any other midfielder lining up in chelsea. lampard got plenty of goals mostly from 12 yards and those deflected shots from various freekicks but what does he contribute to the team apart from bread n buttered goals? lampard has scored close to 50 premier league penalties for chelsea. the highest ever in english football. majority of his stats stems from there - strip lampard to goals scored from open play only and he's not better than scott parker.

get rid of lampard!

nitlad: You are kook with a single digit IQ!
Your hypothalamus must have been severed for you to be consistenly churning out these kinda news paper vendor's place missives!

This is too easy.... Listening to and learning Adele's lyrics and at the same time taking this ninny apart!

Coogar - Cobweb
Coogar - Cowbrain
I own the game

is that it?
i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......stupidity fell in love with imbecility and the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park. you are the spermatozoon your mother should have swallowed with a glass of warm guinness rather than let you flagellate and swim upstream her tampon-socket!

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.

Chances are you death will come before I give up on this.

you would never catch coogar walk away from a brawl without the bloodstains of his foe on his hands. you are about to die so if you have any relatives that can help you out, now is the time to call for help. by the time i am through with you, you would be prepped to go stab that whorë of your mother.

Let it be known that today you have chosen the path of destruction your foolish ancestors took, you shall be annihilated without an iota of remorse!
Sise sise ti n mu ewure ti fi n s'oko iya re, o ti mu o leni!
Oni lojo iku re pe! O ti pe ti o ti n shey!

i admire your memory - so you still remember the words uttered by those vigilante group on the night your mum was råped to death by those louts? hahahahaha.

That your still have reasons to be alive is beyond me cos looking at your entire household, no one has passed the 28 year mark before the penury got to them and they took their own life! I still have my $1million wager on you taking yours before you clock 30 though!

again, a bit rich coming from a village sponsored student like yourself. do you know how many orphanages you passed through in your childhood? you aren't a nitwit by default - you just had too many people playing the fatherly role. in my last count, you were registered in no fewer than 245 motherless homes before the age of 10.

coded guy: @ Coogar
I have known you to never run away from roforofo fight, infact u dey look for sef, but this guy Nitlad stubborn like u no be small.

See wetin 50M euros chelsea striker dey cause.
Hope you guys would have an e handshake after this battle. Nothing should really be taken seriously here.

But I dey enjoy the dissing sha.

i expect him to be stubborn. many of them are - i welcome such challenges but after today, he would never cross my path again. i have a zero tolerance for scumbags like him. his pen game is average. he lacks the imagination to eat a beast like him. get him out of here before i eat the last remaining chamber of his purple heart. i am not a nice individual!

nitlad: Didn't notice me but you went to you cvnty moderator to run a background check on me, thinking you would get an accurate dossier on Nitlad? Effort in futililty - microcosmic of your miserable life!
For a supposed internet disslord who prides himself supreme in dissology, you should always be able to come up with new lines consistently! I can quote numerous places where you have ptyalised the same balderdash you've been spewing here! You witless gouted pig!

You will have a field day with these everyday lines in the romance and family sections dominated by hicks of your league, but here you are just like a lamb to be sacrificed as a remedy for pyguru's misbehaviour!


If you have any iota of shame you would have done the honourable thing and swallow that cyanide capsule in your mouth and just put an end to this pulverizing.

Your lineage is so filled with floozy vernims that your village head had to order the cvnts of you women sealed with reinforced titanum steel to buck the ugly trend! You one eyed beast of no gender!!!!!!
The government would have done a Troy Davis for your parents, and give them the injection, but on second thought decided to honour them with the pleasure of being at the hypocenter of where-ever Iran plans to test her nuclear bomb when they finally acquire it!

Emi eh o gbe

after 40 mins and a double post, this is what you can offer?

you are a microcosm of what i am like with these words. i reiterate, putting words together to sound true is a challenge for your rectangular-shaped head! what exactly did your doctors diagnosed in your last mental check? why were you let loose to infect this community with your wack missives and unintelligible verses?

let's play - nitwit nitlad

faced with real hard facts, you crawled back to the greasy diseased crevice you came out from only to come back and waste more bandwidth with your lame disses. if you marry a tool like you, you will produce simpletons. like i have said, half the square-root of my iq is beyond you.

talking about taking interest in you: if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus clashing with coog driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slipped.

your turn......

nitlad: Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for an eejit schmuck to get one over Nitlad! I own you like I owned you forebears before the last one of them was fed to my dog Bones last week.

check the umpire's quotable's.......
i won this verbal battle already, what remains is just a lioness playing cops n robbers with her cubs. if you have any decorum left in that waste of flesh you call a body, you would throw in towel cos you have been well and truly bodybagged!

If your parents were ten times as rich they'd still live on less than 10 cents daily.
The money wasted on you thus far should have been used to by a mouse for you crevice house cos even it would be a better companion to your parents than the disaster that is you. You represent misfortune!

this is a bit rich coming from the poster boy of penury!
you were raised throughout your childhood feeding on pap and palmoil. swear on your father's pupils you were not taken from one relative to another when your school fees couldn't be paid by your impoverished parents. swear on your mother's labia minora you did not hawk firewood to pay your way through your secondary education!

Hurry up before before your free data resource finishes!

i am aware it's a bad year already for some of you divas on this thread - watching coogar come here and piss on your integrity can be painful but what do you expect? if you had paid attention in school, you woulda offered more resistance but you are doing such a crappy job, the louse in your mother's pubes woulda been more challenging.

lynnj: @ coogar, i resent them so much to the extent i abused my elder brother just last week for making his wife that just put to bed cry for his actions against them. i think i need serious deliverance for that to stop.

you have sent 2 suitors away already? errrrrrrm, we should be expecting your royal wedding soon then. keep resenting them, your prince charming is not too far away.

Ujujoan: 'If' I were I single mum, I'll be getting my groove on . . . I'll be free to do 'it' without being tied down in a marriage . . Plus the spice that comes with variety!

i know you would get your groove on but with who and to what end? would you just be keeping relationships purely for the sex or keeping them with the hope to marry again?

coded guy: Hehehehe I dey laff.

stop laughing, this is a serious matter.
lots of slow singing and casket-carrying of the corpse of a homoerotic nuisance. he has been shown the facts from premierleague.com and he's still going about asking how torres got 8 assists? why are some nigerians masochists? he goofed and instead of admitting his idiocy, he wants to scrap with coogar..... hahahahaha, i just pissed on the memories of nitlad's ancestors.

nitlad, reply quick and don't waste my time - you are keeping the fans waiting, you pleb!

dare2think: One of you two has to tire out at some point!!

i can go all night - he's the one in a dinghy cafe wasting his parent's paycheck. verbiage? it's natural! i am not even in the 3rd gear yet. by the time i am through with the pollock, suicide wouldn't be an option - it would be a necessity!

nitlad, he was busy running in shyte-stained nappies when i was earning my stripes in this art. i don't start fights, i preserve it. so you guys can sit back and enjoy me putting another wannabe where he belongs!

nitlad: Hehehehehehe
K.O.
Come back when you are more calm.

I can understand, the asss-whopping was of epic proportions!
Metala iyalaya eh, you nor reach!

after reading my last post, i am sure your parents are preparing the legal documents to have you disowned. they must have realised the amount spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception.

you are a waste of their hard-earned money........you just write words, coogar puts them together intelligently with wits, substance and more importantly vocabs that your parent's investment can never match!

TKO? that's as likely as your parents buying a cabin on titanic 2 ship setting sail in 2016.

nitlad: At your wits end already? Such limited diction that you are now beginning to repeat such old boring lines!
Now you are beginning to show the hallmark of a goat backed into an impossible corner.

at my wits end? check the resume, you indigent airhead!
after more than 2000 verbal battles and coming out as the victor, you are too insignificant to joust with me. like i have said, you are a witless apprentice, your jabs are lame and are at best 5th grade.

Produce the 8 league assists Torres made this season and stop clutching at straws!!!!

the poverty you were forced to live with could have been responsible for your astimagtism or your blurry vision. you are still shouting at torres' 8 league assists after my screenshot? is it that you cannot read, you obdurate wankër? somebody get this charlatan his steroids as his central nervous system is distorted.

I have been consistently taking apart foolish loudmouths of your ilk all over the internet since the beginning of time and shall continue to do so till thy kingdom come! Nor be by gra gra or loud mouth, I'll make the brutal massacre in Srebenica look like mercy deaths and get General Mladic acquitted by the time I'm done with you - you effeminate runt!

consistently? where? until today, i never even thought i had seen your pasty cüntbucket. who can you win against with your tired lines and forced verbal volleys, maybe the coyotes in your echelon - you are not top tier, stop making yourself feel important. i would do you wrong like a dentist fixing your appendix. i would damage you like the nazis did to the chapel of nazareth. this is like leaving a pitbull with rabies in a baby's crib!!!

Your parents are renowned for starting the never before seen trade of a love peddling couple together at the same time, only their prospective 'clients' are diseased orangutans on the brink of death who they always seem to have a way of reviving back to life with their special fellating skills! You lowly ebbed street urchin!

Yours is a certain death of terminal cancer just days after your parents will have been mauled to death by a dissatisfied orangutan they were fellating!

this is so easy for me - you lack the verbiage to compete.
hahahahaha, never read a piece so watery and lacking substance.....
after carefully examining the kind of similar genes that came together to have you conceived, my exegesis goes thus........

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question their intelligence quotient. i might have actually taken more of an interest in your useless screenshot and explain the different statistical computing of goal-assists if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

fücking hell, this is too easy.......

Ujujoan: Errrm . . . single mothers don't have s3x

do you have sëx as a single mum? if yes - who are you doing it with? do you let your kids meet him or them? if yes - at what point do you trust them to meet your children?

these are good questions - obianuju, i need answers.

lynnj: there is a mental problem going on amongst nigerian men, dont know whether it is because of the harsh economy. i never taut i would a single mum cos i had great plans for my marriage.

this is exactly what i am talking about - you cannot carry on resenting men because you were fortunate or unfortunate to have been with an abusive partner. with a mentality like this, you would never find a stayer. men take umbrage against women who run down their exes. you might think he's pleased but he's thinking about what you would say about him if there's a break up later in future.

mithel: sigh,do threads have mod would help us all if we could get these peeps off our thread

not so fast - i came here to decapitate your thread hero and before i leave i would make sure i spray-paint his HIV-infected blood all over the walls of this thread. this is coogar - lucifer himself manifested in the flesh......giving grievance to mediocre pundits who poke their freckled-noses in my business.

next time, you gibbons would learn to dissociate yourself from a leech like nitlad. he called me out and i took him apart. what's the biggie? so what if i call him an inbred? i take umbrage against dorks who enlarge their fonts in their bid to sound intelligent only to be found out as witless apprentices.

nitlad: You are an incurable g3nital rash! You shot yourself in the head when you came here brandishing bogus figures thinking you would have field day!
Now pay attention here you lesion brianed bastard!

You are a grotty scum! Had your unidentifiable fathers legitimately fukced your slaggy skank of a mother, instead of her being gang raped by Misrata rebels which led to your unfortunate birth, we all would have been spared of you coming here and opening your boil ridden mouth to spew megede-fegede! Oloriburuku omo iya aje!

Not in this life, not in another do you stand a chance for where me take dey diss! I will mince-meat you! Destroy your parents, and bring unprecedented ignominy upon your generation!

Never-do-wells of your ilk are the ones who are made to die in the stead of peeps like me even when the court finds me guilty and sentences me to death for the raping of your six sisters, mom, and you wife and also exterminating them by stabbing them at least hundred times each! I will walk free!

The dried tilapia fish ur mother mastutrbates with so tore her cvnt apart that you literarily dropped out of her cvnt while she was trying to join the truck smuggling people out of Srebenica.

The experiment Hitler carried out on your ancestors is now taking its full effect on you, hence your inability to make a meaning of your life. Your father suffered the same lot only its now in its acute form in you!
Your deformity has its origins from there too. Face so deformed that when you cry (you've been crying all your life) tears roll up your face rather that take the normal natural path down cos of the massive contours on your face! Fugly bastard!
There is only one way your ilks end their lives - Self Immolation!!!!

But before you do, may you suffer multiple sclerosis in its acute and severe form a la Troy Davis' sister!
Ogun la pa ati iran de iran e re lai!

this is getting lame now......
in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent. it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more polymonikering stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 60s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic.

like i have said, you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed by drug-fiend abusive parents to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other.

the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed on the blogosphere.

your biological mother is a horse lover. read between the lines, i don't mean she loves horses but she would literarily let a horse fück her. you cretinous vermin, you came puffing your chest like you have caught coogar slipping - i would always be 30 steps above you. now that it's been proven your archaic stats are fake, i would advise you to go back home, pick up an axe and decapitate your parents. but without them, you wouldn't have been such a disgusting window-licker that should never have been conceived under the guidelines of WHO.

[quote author=baby_123]May you not marry a gullible and easily persuaded person who confides in friends. Being easily persuaded or agreeing to your every suggestion can seem a great attribute at first. Until you realise that people outside are also manipulating her. Hmm! This can happen to men and women. It is God that can give spouses who are sensible and have a mind of their own. Some have a false sense that their friends have money, kids and are single and free to date any man and not be tied down. They get tired or bored and want the same. All sorts. The human mind is funny.[/quote]na wa for marriage o.......
i think it's about time we go back to polygamy. i want 9 wives - even if one or four are gullible enough to listen to stupid counsels, you can still count on the rest to deliver. monogamy is like travelling to sokoto from lagos without a spare tyre. it's too risky!

dare2think: I swear you guys have the same online 'mannerisms' (Cooger and Nitlad)

One would think you are brothers, so identical. I knew it was only a matter of time before you both clashed.

Interesting battle, however cursing family members is weak. Man up and deal with yourselves accordingly.

oh please, don't compare me to a polymonikering indigent wannabe! this nitlad faggöt is a copycat. i am sure he's the same tool that uses alterego moniker as well. i was told by a moderator - so where's the comparison? someone who jerks styles to diss should never ever be compared to me. he's a troll - belched out from the cünt of a village witch!

i am on a different level of dissing - i dare all his ancestors(the ones killed by natural death and the ones eaten by cannibals) to come at me - i would spend all the pounds in their body weight to 5 pences. nitlad? a witless apprentice!!! i would räpe his wife on his wooden casket and kill all his children.

nitlad: You are an inscrutable lunatic!
What occassioned your birth? Abortion or miscarriage Cos only a bastard birthed of such unfortunate circumatances would lead such an abysmal life like yourself!
You poster child for had-I-known pregnancies!

ojukwu's walkie talkie, you are still breathing?
why do humans love complicating their livelihood? even after producing the break down of torres' assists match by match, time clocked and the teams he's played against, you still have the chutzpah to exhibit the insanity genes your father passed through you via his toxic scrotum? you are getting ripped - appear before your executioner and submit your neck to me. you don't deserve that head of yours - you troglodyte!

Whoever talked your slaggy whoring mother out of taking her life back then should be shot! They prolly thought the dog's cum she was gulping all aroung was enough consolation to keep her and refrain from the skanky life she led!

Even your slaggy mom's avowed pudsucking skills couldn't get the nuts outta me, what makes you think you think you offspring of a diseased rhinocerous can?
Little wonder your gbewu-dani father keeps grumbling about his wretched life everyday when he come sucking my dog's prikc!

see nursery rhymes......
you are below sea-level in the art of dissing. take lessons, watch how i do it. i know you try so hard to want to be me but it takes a whole lot more than just writing asinine comments to touch my status. dog's cum, slaggy LovePeddler? skanky life? the moment you uttered those words, you shot yourself in the foot. you're such an amateur!

May the carbon-monoxide emission from your neighbour's I beta pass my neighbour generator kill you and 78 hopeless siblings along with your useless parents in ur hellish bug ridden, no window having one room shyte hole!..... News headline the following day; Genarator fume kills family of 81 in their one room crevice! That's some long overdue good news, very good news! Now your family is famous! Oloriburuku!

this product of a firewood background keeps barking without bites....now, lemme address you and show you how it's done......

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world.

everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rëtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and an obtuse human being. you are spreading the virus of stupidity on this forum, so die slowly and painfully. may the days you have left to live be 4 times as painful as the last few seconds gaddaffi suffered in the hands of the rebels:

Show us how you arrived at 8 league assists for Torres!

dyslexia or myopia? which is your eye defect?

chaircover: No that wasnt the intention at all. My gripe is with some bad friends and their bad counsel and I just wanted to vent.

vent gently.....

I am actually feeling for single mothers. I have single mother friends and I know what they are going through. Look at the question cooger asked about sex. Does being a single mother numb the nerves in the sexx organs?

shouldn't the question be asked? i already mentioned the ones i have met had nothing good to say about their exes and they see men in general as manipulative wicked beings. so i was curious to know if their ugly experience takes them to celibacy.

you are a troublemaker......

I want single mothers to come out and give honest opinions on how things really are so that people hear the truth from the horses mouth and I applaud ViVixen for breaking down that barrier.

be careful what you wish for.........
90% of those who claim to be married here are single mothers - how do you expect them to come out and discuss? won't their lies be exposed if they do? chaircover, you are a trouble starter.

I know that for many, there is no other way out, but some were manipulated by bad friends and bad counsel and the same friends are the ones who then go back and gossip about them later. That is what annoys me.

can a woman be manipulated by her friends to leave her marriage?

nitlad: Oloriburuku omo iya aje your guffanti laid bare bow your head in shame and self immolate like your fellow Uyghur pigs would do!

Omo-ale Opta-stats-make-me-football-pundit go and dig your Opta achives and come and state where you arrived at 8 league assists for Torres!

Bescumbering every thread with screen-shots doesn't make your hieroglyphics the content of Paul's letter to Thessaloniki!

Spastic autistic imbe like you wen nor even sabi wetin capital letter mean and when to use am wan dey for warrior for wia me bin dey. Metala iyalaya eh to beh!
Ofo lo o shey!

your father must have had a profound influence on you - he was a lunatic!
so opta stats would know better than the official premier league site? is the premier league owned by opta or what is this trisomy-21 suffering dingbat hollering about? even after laying bare his illiteracy/idiocy, this fruit that fell from a faggöt tree is still scrapping.

listen, i would school you, your father and the 31 generations before him in the art of football punditry. you are a spectator, i am a participant. we don't belong in the same intellectual level in this subject. this is exactly what happens when you match 2 similar set of genes. the elders of your village shouldn't have allowed your dad to impregnate his twin sister, you inbred twät!!!

eyoniggar: sharon, your own too much sef, must you overblow grammar? Mufu!

get some education, you miserable cünt!

nitlad:
The chutzpah with which you've been ptyalising this folderol would definitely bag you the 'honour' of the 'Greatest Heretic of all Time!!!'

Wey Torres take see 8 league assists??

Torres has [size=50pt]4[/size] league assists this season!!!!!!!!!

The table below is correct for Torres and Lukaku as of before Chelsea's match with Citey and for Ba, correct as of his Newcastle days only!;

www.twitter.com/EPLStatman/status/305647344127455232/photo/1
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD3go93CMAEJPnf.png

Focus on the assists!!!!

Other sources....
http://www.worldfootball.net/assists/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
He's tied on number 20 with 20 other players who have 4 assists this season!

http://www.worldfootball.net/scorer/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
And for total goals output, he's tied on number 23 with 4 others who also have 11 goals output this season!!!!

If you wan dey bobo people, you fit dey bobo dem Akpors wey gada dey Manure thread, nor be for here you go dey yarn codswallop unchallenged!

Onisokuso

it makes me laugh when anorexic millipedes like yourself delve into issues that are intellectually out of your league. na me you wan lecture about statistics? you are a disgrace to the citadel of learning that graduated you.

you went to worldfootball.net to scoop out statistics? your intelligence quotient must be in the pits to have the cojones to spew out rubbish boldly without checking your facts. if we are both mobile phones, i would be the iphone-5 whilst you would be the walkie-talkie ojukwu used to effect his escape into exile.

bow down, pray to your lord and saviour(coogar) and the next time you ptyalise or misinform the public about what you know nothing about, i shall piss in your nostrils. just because the intelligible few discuss football and stats does not put you in the same echelon.

attached is the breakdown of nando torres' stats in goals and assists from the official premier league website. - premierleague.com

don't i just like showing you ninnys up as ruminant animals? your parents won't be so proud you have dragged their name in the mud by charting a territory that is way over your head - in a nutshell, you are a blastocyst!

Ibime: Emenalo is an incompetent slimeball who has proven his incompetence with all finality via Benitez. Benitez us his chosen man. Even the most rabid Benitez hater would tell you Benitez team does not concede goals except the team he us working with is unbalanced and has no midfield. Emenalo OUT!

maybe you should check benitez's liverpool and peep the number of goals liverpool conceded. you cannot be spewing rubbish in the name of free speech. get lampard off the team and things would go back to the way it is. you cannot have lampard in the midfield and be cavalier. to accommodate lampard, you have to play ultradefensive like di matteo did against barca and bayern!

dayokanu: Only a blunt tool would say a striker who has 7 goals in 23 league starts is flourishing

how's he not flourishing? how many goals has torres directly involved himself in this season? 7 goals and 8 league assists? not flourishing? if that fat lampard relinquishes the task of taking penalties and hands over to torres, we would be talking double figures.