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[quote author=BABE!]I'm not acting like Kim if I get a divorce in that situation. Kim got her first divorce because she was naive; she got married in her teens. . .teens do silly things. She got her second one because she wasn't meant to marry Kris in the first place; don't know why she did; perhaps she wanted to feel among; or it was the celebrity syndrome.

Speaking hypothetically, I married my husband for real and we meet circumstances beyond our control (us not being able to see or talk again). What next? Stick around to f-u-c-k another man, have a baby and falsely present it to my husband? Haba? How heartless?
[/quote]good on you.....

You're sensible? Cool story.

#sighs#

rafa is shyte - full stop!

he singlehandedly ruined inter milan's dreams in the short while he was there....obviously, roman hired him to steady the ship, he won't be there next summer unless pep guardiola turns down chelsea permanently.....

he knows the spanish market very well and he would bring loads of 2nd tier players from there. expect idiotic substitutions too - the fat spanish waiter is only good in cup competitions and i won't put it past him to qualify chelsea for the 2nd round. the league results would suffer as it's been proven rafa cannot cope with 2 competitions at the same time! his attention span is short....

[quote author=BABE!]Kim dash? I don't get the correlation . . .

You, should be realistic! They can't see ever again!!! Can't do sh-1-t together ever again! Wrap your head around that and you'll understand why a divorce is the way to go. I'm sorry, but that union wasn't meant to be. [/quote]kim kardash: going the divorce route for her is like exchanging handshakes...

of course, they won't see ever again but how would she break such news? because they won't see ever again now means she must kill her hubby? a very hardworking hubby who did not offend her in any capacity - is that how cheap people resort to divorce?

OK! Happy for you!

men are very sensible.....

[quote author=BABE!]Very sure.[/quote]i would have to watch it again though....

I remembered the prison officer's bit after I was done typing the last post. What could she have done? You can't see your husband for the rest of your life again . . .probably won't hear his voice again either . . I would say file an uncontested divorce (like the ones green-card-hustlers file ) and waka your own way. Sad? Oh well. Life can be cruel. The husband would definitely understand! In fact, him not understanding would be selfish.

hahahaha -- how easy to say that out?
it's not like the husband offended her, he didn't cheat! he was serving life cos of vehicular manslaughter......they were in a perfect marriage before the freak incident. he's in prison for the rest of his in the lowest ebb possible and your action would be: divorce? you are not aware that might send the poor old man to his early grave? abeg - be realistic and stop behaving like kim kardashian!

There're philandering married women all over, even on this thread. I'm not disputing that (like I said earlier). You didn't answer my questions . . .

which question?
see eh......if a situation develops like that movie and my wife sleeps with the houseboy to get a child - i would not be angry with her. i pondered over that story a thousand times and i could not blame that woman for a second - shyte happens, get on with it.

remember, the husband wasn't even too pissed about it when he later discovered. he was only pissed the woman kept the information away from him and it was too late for him to have his own child after the woman ran after the ghana houseboy!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Now why would I want to do that? I.e watch a movie with blinking subtitles?
If they can't speak English, then it's not worth my time jare.
Besides, I never knew you were a fan of Nollywood movies? [/quote]this one is very different - it's arguably the best movie ever made in nigeria!

gwas: I think the OP saw the phrase somewhere and decided to put it up here for his kindies to tackle it without thinking it out.

the op must be idle....
you should employ the op in one of your filling stations - not as a manager but a fuel pump attendant!

where is the most attractive part of a woman?

her brain!!!

i can't work that out in me head!

dayokanu: EPL champions and table toppers eliminated once again in the group stages
Dortmund tops group of death

such is life!

[quote author=BABE!]Her husband's people didn't. The old lad you're talking about was actually her uncle from the village. He was even disgusted when he realized what they've done.
[/quote]that nosey old man was her uncle? are you sure?

In her own case, she'd have been just fine. Her husband was literate and loving. She was very fine until her friend and mother came along. If she had kept at what she was doing, who knows, she may have become pregnant. . . What if she ended up sleeping with the houseboy several times and no baby .. ?
Anyways, that movie as an example is even too extreme.

kept at what she's doing? after the prison officer became greedy and was asking to sleep with her each visit? wasn't that even the reason she took the houseboy route? access to her husband was denied....she was never going to be intimate with her husband ever again as the dude was serving life.....so what could she have done?

I can't dispute that. . . you stated the obvious.
So you're very much comfortable and in support of a woman giving husband another man's baby . . . ?. If you realize you've raised another man's baby ranging from a day (assuming you had a paternity test the day he was born) to 35/45 yrs, that wouldn't bother you?

Or you're for the woman giving her husband another man's baby, so far he doesn't find out?

big rewards come with big risks.....
if i plan a coup and succeed, i would rule over 160 million people. however, if i plan a coup and i fail at it - i would be put to death for treason. thou shall not be caught is the golden rule. people should do what they must do to feel safe in their marriages - no one here should judge anyone with their puritanical/hypocritical views. you want to tell me there wouldn't be at least one philandering married woman on this very forum?

dayokanu: A Manager cannot fit the second most expensive player in the world in the team. How come you were complaining when Chelsea was benching their 50m tool why didnt we say the manager cant fit everyone in

this beanpole is a pleb - how many strikers do chelsea have to even think of benching torres? madrid have about 8 players who can play in kaka's position.....so your question is a bit daft!

Kaka has dwindled since getting to Madrid you toolalan

in his last 2 seasons in milan, kaka scored from 13 penalties....in 61 league games. in madrid, he's only scored from 4 penalties in 70 odd league games. deduct that from your calculations and tell me kaka has dwindled. you are a diseased prïck!

[quote author=BABE!]
There was no "saving" marriage matter in madam dearest though. None of the husband's family members disturbed the wife. Her husband didn't make a fuss about it either. It was HER OWN mother and HER friend that pressured HER into getting HER own baby from someone else since her husband was as good as dead (in prison). Remember that they weren't even expecting the man to get released.

So how did she save her marriage? She saved herself! No mother in-law or husband pressured homegirl.

If she hadn't listened to her mother and friend, would they give her husband another babe to marry? No. [/quote]they were disturbing her......one old uncle used to sniff around to see what's going on.....besides, how long can a wife with no child stay by herself in her husband's house if the husband has been sent to life imprisonment? she can never bring another man to her hubby's house to marry(no matter what) and she was too young to rule out remarrying - so either way, the only way to stay in that same house is to get pregnant by all means necessary........she visited the husband in prison to effect the pregnancy but if wasn't to be .....in the end, the houseboy had to do it!

now, does it not bother you it was her mother and her best friend that told her to sleep with the houseboy? what does that say about the mentality of the nigerian woman in general? forget story - half of the married women you see in nigeria have attempted infidelity or done it before to save their faces if not their marriages! a woman can have everything in life(cars, houses, stacks of money and a good husband) but she would still feel incomplete without a child! this is africa.......not louisiana!

torres is not a waste......
jeeez, why are people so deluded - torres has been mismanaged @ chelsea! he needs a strong and selfless supporting cast.....if gerrard, kuyt and maxi rodriguez can do this, why can't MAZACAR?

dayokanu: You toad, Maybe the questions you should be asking yourself is why Kaka became a 45mins player as against a 90min player yet this dafty claims Kaka hasnt dwindled

hehehe......
the manager cannot fit every player into the starting xi......a tool like you would also say cesc's performance since joining barcelona or song's performance has dwindled since moving to spain! the team quality in milan guarantees kaka a starting berth everytime but @ madrid, there are too many good players.......

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Millions? Now you exaggerate, coogar.

As per the hypocrisy you mention...is that a fact? (I'm not saying otherwise, though)

Bottom line, this story is sickening. How anyone, let alone a married person defend this - is beyond me.[/quote]there's a movie on youtube called "madam dearest" - watch it and tell me what you would have done differently in the woman's shoes.......

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ So infidelity can save a marriage?

Where is JohnDoe, Richy and Guitarlife??

I'm itching to read their views on this...[/quote]infidelity has saved millions of marriages in nigeria....
where were you when an article was posted here about 50% of the firstborns in nigeria are b@stards? mind, it only becomes infidelity when the husband gets to find out - up until then, it's living happily ever after....forget the hypocrisy you see on sundays when you see nigerian women speaking in tongues - half of the women you see have slept with a man other than their husbands!

dayokanu: Do the ratio yourself, If you are too dumb to do it ask Ibime to help you

5103 league games and 31 goals vs 4143 mins and 20 goal
I say DO THE MATH dafty

which stupid ratio is this tool talking about?
a player that gets a run of 90 mins in one game would get more chance to score than a player that gets 2 mins run out in 45 games. kaka was subbed only 3 times in his last 2 seasons at milan......in madrid, he's come on as a sub 36 times....how can he match the scoring prowess @ milan where there's consistency in appearance coupled with the obscene number of penalty kicks. in madrid, ronaldo takes those kicks at least 95% of them!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ You've changed your tune.

So now, you don't mind raising another man's offspring as yours, assuming you're the one with fertility issues? [/quote]if i have a fertility issue, i would not marry any woman.....
i am not that selfish - it's easy to type behind a desktop and cast aspersions @ women who do what they must do to save their marriages especially in a society like nigeria where barren women have no say in the society!

dayokanu: [size=20pt]RAFA BENITEZ CONFIRMED AS CHELSEA COACH[/size]

you don't need to shout loud, you obdurate fool....
in kaka's last 2 seasons in milan, he played 61 league games, 5103 mins.
kaka's whole career in madrid, he's appeared in 70 league games, 4143 mins.

mr dayokanu....did kaka's performance dwindle @ madrid or you are just a brainfarting pillock?

dayokanu: Kakas last two seasons in Milan He scored 31 goal in the Serie A. In his entire Madrid career has 20 goals and this iddiot cant see the decline

he played 61 times in those 2 seasons tasked with taking penalty kicks for milan!

Obviously you are the poster child for dementia. Kaka won Best player for his performance in the Champions league and not in the Serie A where Milan finished 4th

how can you win ballon d'or only because of champions league performance - your idiocy is infinite. why didn't milito win it in 2010? why didn't gerrard win it in 2005? you are a spastic troglodyte!

Anyone who thinks Kaka won WPOTY for Serie A performances when AC Milan finished 36 points behind the winners should be shot

and anyone who thinks kaka won ballon d'or on champions league performance alone should be tied to a stake or burnt alive......or both!

Maybe we should ask you how a 65m player became a sub and still claim he did not dwindle? Everyone can see your dementia exuding foolishness with pride.

because of fitness reasons and because there's another $130m player in the same squad! kaka outperformed his ballon d'or season in madrid. no one is saying ronaldo has dwindled for madrid - he has since outperformed his 2007/8 season by scoring more goals. kaka has done the same thing in his debut season and this reprobate is claiming kaka has dwindled? dwind-what? he has not even played as many games as he was doing in milan because of his fitness level - the football skills remain the same!

Tell us how he scored his goals

a 60 yard dash towards premier league goalies.....all the 7 goals were scored that way....what a fool!

a woman must do what she got to do to save her marriage......
i cannot blame the woman for sleeping with okon - the most faithful woman on the planet would break under pressure of barrenness......

dayokanu: Kaka has not dwindled for Madrid compared to Milan? You must be the phatest foool here. Kaka scored 16 goals in 31 games in his last season Serie A for Milan

you are a patient of autism!
when kaka won ballon d'or @ milan(his prime) - his stats read 8 goals + 6 assists in 31 serie a games. in his first season @ madrid - kaka's stats was 8 goals + 6 assists in 25 la liga games - i ask again, where's the decline? kaka's madrid debut season outperformed the season he became the best player in the world in milan and you are talking of dwindling?

Kaka has now scored 20 goals for madrid in the last 4 La Liga seasons and this tool says Kaka hasnt dwindled

how many games has he played in madrid in comparison to ac milan?
you are a dunderhead - kaka who's mainly a sub these days and yet to appear in 30 league games for madrid is being compared to when he was in milan and was clocking an average of 33 league games? your football nous needs help!

So until Torres is fed the ball from 60yards out clean without any defender in sight before he can score?

was that how he scored all the 7 goals he's copped this season? was that how he won the golden boot in ukraine?

dayokanu: How old was Kaka when he joined Madrid

kaka was 27.....
he's an attacking midfielder and his performance has not even dwindled for madrid....that's a white elephant lie. even at milan, he never scored 20 league goals in his prime! kaka still maintained his performance level @ madrid - you cannot say the same for torres so stop brainfarting...

dayokanu: The problem is Torres he doesn't present himself to be fed with balls and the few times balls get to him he wastes it

says who?
when he was fed the ball against barcelona - why didn't he do a back pass to his defenders and not run towards valdez? if the pass is good enough, torres would slam the ball into the net - he's born to do that!

afam4eva: Chelsea doesn't have football philosopher and even if the have they dont follow it to the latter. The reason why a Shevshenko or a Torres will not replicate the forms they had prior to going to chelsea is that chelsea does not fit their modus operandi. These players are players that need to be fed and if they're not fed, they can't get the goals. Chelsea is full of Akpu players who play rugby in the name of football. So, if you bring a player that doesn't fit that description, he'll fail. Take a Toress to a Barca for example and see if the windows of goals will not be opened that there will not bee room enough to contain it. Chelsea should always buy their kind of player and not go after every player they see.

excellent post, afam!
you nailed it - like i have said for months, the system is the problem not the strikers. chelsea still play like they have drogba upfront. torres needs the ball in his feet, not the scraps he gets. torres has never had 4 good chances to score from since he joined chelsea.

at most, he gets 2 chances per game and these fools expect hatrick from him. look at his number of shots at liverpool in comparison to his shots @ chelsea.....if he's taking those shots and not scoring, then we would blame him for not being clinical enough but the number of shots have dwindled....it means he's not even getting the service required to play like he was @ liverpool!

dayokanu: Torres became a dud the same way Veron became a dud, Maybe Ferguson wasnt doing his job when Veron turned a dud, The same reason Shevchenko, Robinho became a dud, and the same reason Kaka has been underwhelming since joining Madrid.

veron was never a dud - he's not a striker....he played his heart out for united....comparing veron to torres, shevchenko, etc already tells me you possess no intelligence.... but keep going, everyone is reading!

dayokanu: Ronaldinho was a beast for Barcelona yada yada yada
Kaka was a beast for AC Milan
Sheva was a beast for AC Milan

they were all old before their performance dipped. torres joined chelsea @ 26....he should be in his prime!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u dont even knw me[/quote]and you know me enough to discuss my genitäls on a public forum? bahaha

Mustay: Crespo, Shevchenko and now Torres!

Roman's godsons.

The last 3 Chelsea coaches have been sacked after leaving Torres out.

get good wingers....selfless wingers and torres would reign supreme...

BlueDiva: We have said it a million times - the old Torres.
That guy can't even perform for country.

he won a golden boot - his goals helped spain win euro 2008 and 2012. he's not performing for his country?

damn, torres was a beast for liverpool....
the stats should tell every football fan that torres is mismanaged @ chelsea....at tottenham, arsenal or man utd where wingers know their roles, torres would be scoring 25 goals per season easily....

dayokanu: You want a manager who can get something out of Torres and Benitez is one proven manager who has got something out of Torres

there are loads of managers who can get the best out of torres...
i dunno why people are shocked to see di matteo sacked, he overachieved winning that champions league last season and the standard was always going to be high for him...he has been found out this season...under his watch, chelsea would be the first defending champions in the champions league that would fail to come out of the group stages....

there was never a run of 7-8 poor games under grant, villas-boas or scolari.....di matteo has been riding his luck for the past 2 months. at least, villas-boas was hindered by the senior players @ chelsea, di matteo never had such problems.....di matteo does not even have the excuse that the players in the other clubs are better than chelsea players....so what's the excuse for performing poorly?

gwas: Bro, how did you arrive at this? You better compound this statement or else.....
Let even look at it from this angle: suppose a woman has brains, would that make an average nowadays guys got attracted to her?

that's even far-fetched!
he should tell us why kim kardashian has loads of admirers despite her lack of intelligence...

if chelsea hire benitez, he would take them from their current position to 7th. be prepared to have loads of substandard sheep from spain too.....he's the poorest man manager in the history of the game. roman should take a punt on harry redknapp.....he's the only dude i can trust with this chelsea side but his man-crush for lampard is a turn-off!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]well u are proving me ryt [/quote]i am not proving anything, mountain cheeks!
are you offended cos you are challenged in the böobs department? i can pay for your surgery in manhattan, my twin bro is a cosmetic surgeon!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]well u can only take offence if ur very small brain is located in ur geni.tal area [/quote]my brain is small quite alright but it processes more information faster than your elephant-sized brain. you don't have an opinion of your own so you feed on whatever fecal matter dropped in your plate! in a nutshell, you are a pillock....

and trust me....i take no offence.....

BlueDiva: Technically yes.

If 'dud' wasn't a dud we will win more games.
If we were winning then they wouldn't be a sack.

You guys don't get it.
Chelsea is a business to RA, any downhill and the head of affairs must go.

the question begs - how did a £50m acquisition become a dud? it's the manager's job to make torres score goals.......when berbatov was labelled a dud on this very forum, fergie didn't cast him away, he turned him into a top scorer in the league.

why can't these daft managers turn torres into premier league's top scorer? i don't have a coaching badge but if i manage chelsea, torres would be the top scorer in the league! any manager that can achieve that feat would keep his job till the 2nd coming of Christ!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]some people reason beyond boobs and azz...if u cant its not really their problem that ur very small brain is looked where ur balls should be[/quote]what a daft thing to say....
you sound like your thalamus and your cerebellum trade places in your brain cavity. a woman's point of attraction is her brain? you are a troglodyte!