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MRbrownJAY: as the elected representative of the "old folks" (me myself i am 65, i lied on my profile!), let me say that you seem to be very defensive on this matter. what is it with you and "old folks"? is that because you are now heartbroken that your chances of finding the prince that you were hoping to find on the shores of NL are even more limited?

let me send one of our local grandpas to you so he can help you "relax"!!!!

r231: if somebody have a classroom full of you guys, he might not last 3 days before he/she resign

there is a talk free zone, make una go there now haba

why una dey derail this thread now

serial ban on the way

watch out

MRbrownJAY: i think the reason you think this way is because you are probably here looking for love/romance or what not......even an 80yr old man could be on NL, if he gave the proper advice to people here. is that not what most come to NL for, the right advices?

Tgirl4real: Any questions for MissyB? Her interview is coming up soon.

Shollypopz: I don't know why but I find it quite hilarious that 40+ men are on NL......wetin una dey find ehn??

Coogar cannot be 26 with that wrong theory he gave, prolly late 30s

kandiikane: Lool, mtcheww. There is a big flaw in your calculation.

If my mum is age mates with idowu and freecocoa, how can I be 34?

kandiikane: Stop chatting shyt mehn! Someone who is 15 would add a few years to their age but once they hit 18-19-20 there is no way they will want to add their ages up.

Abeg, go read the manual on women again.

MRbrownJAY: slow down?! why, if i may ask? bro i have got better than Christ on my side, i have got children that gives me unconditional love...... which smiles can never let me down. i've got something REAL that always answers me, i could do wrong, i could forget, i could be late, i could be absent, i could be the clumsiest father on earth and they would still give me love (children AND baby mamas included)....... and nobody can take THAT away from me, because thats the ONLY life i WANT/KNOW, why the hell would I want to change that?

chucky234: Nah I don't think my Sholly is old,she might be battling with inferiority complex and low self esteem but I can vouch she is young and fiddle as eagle.
Sholly needs some love not hating

chucky234: Maybe she is surrounded by old people,or what do you think.

MRbrownJAY: bro, ashewo is a hard word, lets say i am "very friendly around women"
man if i didnt like condoms, then i would be the father of a thousand kids! with the lifestyle i live, 6 kids is a very safe number, that should tell you that i protect myself VERY MUCH.....but sometimes i find gems, and the rest is history.

Desola: A community newspaper in the UK that cannot be named? Who do these people think they are fooling, exactly? If the case is due to be heard in court then surely, you must have information on which court the case would or is listed in.

utter rubbish!

chucky234: Why do you want to know,I am beginning to suspect you ooo

Seun: good idea.

BlueDiva: We would need stats to back the claims that Torres has the least chances provided for him.
It will be interesting to see the stats for RVP, Ba, Rooney, Tevez etc so we can compare.

Ivanovic already has 3 goals.
A serious striker shouldn't sit on his ass waiting for freebies.

BlueDiva: Well, thanks for responding.

Now, we know how many chances Torres has squandered.
We know how many times he has lost the ball when passed to all in the name of trying to dribble.

BlueDiva: Please coogar, how do we get the best from Torres?
Once and for all, tell us! We already have talented and creative players behind him.

Lecture us on the best formation and tactics to employ.
Let us all settle this Torres issue once and for all. If you make sense i would see reason and stop criticizing him.

deols: and that is exactly why I was curious. You know, I cld just have dismissed it as an online thing.
He could also be having a personality disorder, thnkInG he's got what he doesnt have.

kandiikane: Lmaoo! Stop chatting shyt!

I don't deny that I look older than my age(in a good way) but the age people will guess is no more than 23.

Odunnu: Use your teeth to count your tongue! I dont have to write it in Seun's censored language

Odunnu: I am not Igbo. I could have been Igbo if they'd agreed to marry me but no, they didnt.#noregretsthough.
Answer my question jor.
I might have plans of giving you a treat. Who knows

kandiikane: I still don't understand how these old old women dey deceive people by putting 'babe' in their names.

4llerbuntu: I Like how you are always revisionist about facts when it comes to torres.

its curious that you cite van persie and service, but you failed to note that van persie has 1000% better football sense, has better movement, can actually hit a ball on goal competently.

when have we ever seen torres make out the kind of space and movement van persie did against chelsea for both goals? would Valencia have passed the ball to VP if he had been 20 meters away outside the box or hiding behind Gary Cahill?

You also failed to note that van persie does not habitually lose the ball, can pass exponentially better, does not look like he takes akamu for breakfast daily.

It beggars belief how you can compare van Persie who has spent 3/4 of his career injured and is still 10X better than torres.

incase you dont understand what you keep trumpeting, u are telling us a striker playing in front of arguably the best attacking midfield trio in football at this point is starved of service?

which quality ball do you want again? if at all you are correct, the first rule to receiving is that you in position to actually do so.

LIKE I HAVE TOLD YOU COUNTLESS TIMES, CITE EXAMPLES OF INCIDENTS WHERE TORRES WAS OPEN AND AVAILABLE FOR A PASS AND HE WAS NOT GIVEN. OR U ALSO EXPECT THE PASSER TO PASS THEN RUN FORWARD TO PUSH THE DEFENDERS AWAY?

Odunnu: me weird? Now thats a totally new one. Wow! So i'm weird? Choi.

@your question, I wont tell you why I asked because you didnt answer truthfully.

Odunnu: lol. So we can all relive the experience together.
@Eku _bear, there's nothing in that interview you havent mentioned somehow already. Except maybe having your pic.
So, go grant it. Please.

afam4eva: I don't do girlfriends.

afam4eva: I'm still waiting to see someone that i know on Nairaland.

Ihedinobi: I've learned a thing or two being on this thread. I'm gonna keep looking out for good stuff around here. I'm glad I came.