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El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Oh Pls! This is the Gaffer and u're nobody to Question his Celebrated Whims and Caprices! [/color]

why don't you shut up and stroll back into your cage, you loutish animal? it took £80m worth of talents to beat a defence unit of reserve players and you are here dancing azonto!

RuuDie: @ Coogar,
Ando has just vindicated himself to a large extent; he played very well!

ando slaughtering mikel obi n david luiz....

https://i.minus.com/iEPtIea00qlcK.gif

ibime is a toad....from the moment anderson picked the ball, chicharito would räpe any marker in the world with his blistering pace - are you shïtting me?

[quote author=Mr_TA]Good game. Not too disappointed we lost. Those youngsters will learn more from the defeat. Played well enough that Chelsea had to bring out their big guns to save them and if I had to pick a match to win I'd prefer the league match we won on Sunday. More concerned about arsenal on Saturday.

On another note, it seems we'll be thinking of Pogba as the one we let go as he scored again lastnight this time a last minute winner. He's going to be a beast and we let him go for free. Too bad.[/quote]i will never forgive fergie for pogba, morrison and berbatov.....the decision to let them go is idiotic - his decision to keep anderson on the bench is also möronic!

[quote author=9ja_I_hail]The election is over hence your welcome to this thread is over as well. We igbo's will invite you to help and settle our issues if the need be,kindly face other threads on this forum and leave this alone. Mind you i will not respond to you again because your next respond will fill with name calling and insult which i am careless to read.
Thanking you.[/quote]hubris!
i have the right to be where i wanna be, onye nzuzu!

if fair is fair, onlytruth should be put in prison for gross mismanagement -- he's a megalomaniac, he achieved nothing while in office and he's solely responsible for majority of the tribal wars on this forum!

Ibime: I ain't much concerned about the first goal. Look at the second goal. Luiz steps up into midfield, Mikel drops back to cover. Mikel is marking Chicarito. By the time Chicarito receives the ball, Mikel is nowhere to be seen. Skinned alive with one movement, sotay Gary Cahill comes across but its too late.

Last month, if Chelsea concede one goal, they would say it because some old man in midfield is bombing forward. I wonder which old man in midfield is causing 3 goals against almost every game these days. Is it the old man who was at Pepsi Academy with PSquare and now claiming to be 25?

lampard couldn't have done any better - anderson single-handedly räped your midfield---united lost their way after he was subbed in the 80th min....

chamotex: I blame Nani...keep the ball in the corner flag and the game was done. He came infield and tried to beat a player and lost it.

nani could have been dispossessed @ the corner as well. i blame smalling/jones - their absence from the senior team is becoming ridiculous now...what the hell are they doing? they are 21 not 35 for feck's sake! chelsea edged it with the bag of experience on the pitch...:

chamotex: We lost a bit of edge in the second half when Rafael moved to left back and Fletcher went to right back.
Not only did we miss Rafa's attacking strengths, we also lost Fletcher's steel in the middle as he was the only one protecting the back line.
The young guys fatigued towards the end which was understandable hence the mistakes.

smalling should have started and at least young should have been on the bench! nani should have kept the ball on the line - waste some time and let the clock tick away!

chamotex: Apart from Anderson (3 assists)...he was the only exceptional player...others were just average in my opinion.

anderson was very very good! the best i have seen him play in a red shirt! what was wootton thinking? barging into a player like that from behind on an away pitch @ the death! i almost smashed my screen - lessons painfully learnt plus the luck of the draw wasn't with us! chelsea - chelsea - arsenal!!

lalaboi: With the line up, we shoulda won that in normal time. Welldone to UTD for almost winning it with their reserves. . we gifted them 2 goals. they gifted us 2. When the MaZaCar was put into infect, we looked very good upront as usual. . .

In some way, We loose out, cos Mata will be tired, Ramires, Luiz and Cech also having a little bit edge off their fitness come the weekend. Why didnt Marin feature?

wootton panicked....there was no way ramirez would score with the pressure on him, he should have just left him to shoot! inexperience got the better of him! chelsea needed their calvary to nick it in the end........

chamotex: Good game overall, we can't be too hard on Wootton. He should learn from his mistakes.
I'd rather the young guys get some games and learn.
Next up...Arsenal

the experience had to tell.......maybe now people would understand jones/smalling are taking the piss with their injuries - what a difference those two would have made tonight if they had started.....

the only positive tonight for me was anderson- he räped chelsea's midfield while he was on the pitch! rafael was a beast....chicharito(excellent)......nani(lukewarm), welbeck(plank)......others did what i expected!!!

-------------lindegaard--------------
-rafael--keane--wootton--buttner-
-nani--fletcher--anderson--giggs-
-----hernandez--welbeck-----

such a disgrace jones/smalling are not starting tonight!

diggz: Y Coogar dey pollute dis thread wit dis yeye Torres talkie nau?

why don't you fücking shut up and stop being hypersensitive?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Do you really need a Soothsayer to Xplain his 'Frustrated'? [/color]

epitome of a kerosene background.....

dayokanu: Which of the goals Torres scored at the Euros was a 20yard pass from any of the midfielders to find Torres?

plenty of long passes were hit - it's not about what torres got but how spain played in general.....

dayokanu: https://www.nairaland.com/673205/official-chelsea-fan-thread-home/62#9384887

that was a reference to their 2010 world cup when they were purely tikitaka-ing! at the euros, there was more pragmatism and direct football. xavi was hitting assists from 20 yards to find torres.......@ the last world cup, the longest pass xavi/iniesta made to any team mate apart from long corners is not more than 5 yards!

wonlasewonimi: This guy is a case. He can prove shyte is pisss.

it's about what you can prove...

dayokanu: So whats the problem with Torres? last season it was malouda, Lampard Sturridge and Drogba

like i told you earlier, it's the system.....

Now its Mata, Oscar Ramires and Hazard that are the problem

it's the system -

Since January 2010 when he came to Chelsea In the last 2 yrs also he has scored less than 10 goals for his national team and we have seen you on this forum complain that the Spanish midfielders are too slow for him

it is idiotic to bring up how many goals he has scored for his national team without telling us how many appearances he made since jan 2010!

So lets take a roll call of top class players who dont suit Torres

Lampard, Drogba, Hazard, Iniesta, Mata, Oscar, Xavi, Busquets Fabregas, Pedro

Maybe they need to buy Oladunni Oyekale, Folorunsho Okenla and Mike Onyemachara for him

dayokanu: So whats the problem with Torres? last season it was malouda, Lampard Sturridge and Drogba

Now its Mata, Oscar Ramires and Hazard that are the problem

Since January 2010 when he came to Chelsea In the last 2 yrs also he has scored less than 10 goals for his national team and we have seen you on this forum complain that the Spanish midfielders are too slow for him

So lets take a roll call of top class players who dont suit Torres

Lampard, Drogba, Hazard, Iniesta, Mata, Oscar, Xavi, Busquets Fabregas, Pedro

Maybe they need to buy Oladunni Oyekale, Folorunsho Okenla and Mike Onyemachara for him

what are mata, iniesta, xavi, busquets, cesc and pedro doing on that list? was not torres not the golden boot winner in euro 2012 with those midfielders supplying the ammo? did torres not outperform ronaldo, gomez, rooney, benzema, di natale, etc in spite of playing less minutes than his counterparts?

dayokanu - you are embarrassing yourself on a public forum......fernando torres scored in the last 2 finals to win the trophy for his country and you still think xavi and iniesta don't suit him? have you lost your ability to think?

maclatunji: I wish we could test this theory out by getting the husband's side of the story.

if you hear the husband's version - the discrepancy would send you tail-spinning.....women, especially nigerian women, are expert liars when it comes to issues like this......

read this story -
https://www.nairaland.com/677092/silly-nigerian-kenyan-ambasador-beats-wife

the husband's version
https://www.nairaland.com/709754/former-nigerian-ambassador-kenya-chijioke

the son's version
https://www.nairaland.com/680718/nigerian-ambassador-kenya-sons-side

jonathan goodluck's decision
https://www.nairaland.com/785622/gej-reinstates-wife-beating-nigerian

i think anyone who comes online to read a one sided story and pass ridiculous judgements on threads like this should be sent to a psychiatric home....

Babamide: I didn't see the comparism with the other strikers. Torres is not the only person that scores goals at chelsea. The only player without a goal this season is Mikel. Other scores benefit from the assists from the AM too.

last season, swansea provided 22 clear-cut chances for danny graham all season, chelsea provided only 11 clear-cut chances to torres! can you not see chelsea are not going enough for torres?

in comparison, van persie had 42 clear cut chances, yakubu 26, adebayor 37, relegated wolves’ stephen fletcher 11. can you now see the fault lies with chelsea players more than nando torres?

Babamide: yeah I did and it was about last season's performance. This season he loses the ball to defenders his size anytime he is faced with a CCC. The only time torres is half productive is when he is on the wings free from any defender.

did you see the comparison with the other strikers of the other clubs? do you think chelsea produce enough CCC for a club of their size?

[quote author=High_Chief]We cant hear you from the top...[/quote]you would have been spot on if you had posted this before sunday when you were 4 points ahead...... but as it is, you can't be serious especially after beating you in your own turf!

Babamide: I find it pretty amusing that only coogar think everyone except Torres is to blame for his disappointing performance. Everyone here seems to accept that torres is scared of shooting the ball so if u want to judge right, let's see the statistics of the number of passes torres gets in the 18yard box. Again u say the AM behind him are slow. The only slow person in that team is torres. Even mikel made some attempt at running against man united. We are playing without torres today and if Sturridge or whoever stands in gets more than 2shots at goal today (since that is torres's average) u would accept that Torres is the problem.

did you read the link i posted above?

Ivynwa: I wasn't saying that you are not, anybody that knows the perfect video clip to dish out at the perfect time is super rational.
I will come and check out the gif you will post for me later . Cheerio.

wow - i gained a fan!

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyffvm5L6t1r3vtwv.gif

Ivynwa: The cause of the abuse? Nothing she tells us here that she does which may have contributed to the abuse justifies her husband beating and spitting on her. We know that there are the other sides of the story most times but there's nothing she will write here that will make the abuse she is getting accepted.

if she can be cunning enough to leave the part where she did wrong then it's not out of place to think she might have exaggerated in her story to paint her husband black....in a nutshell, i find it very hard to believe this story!

Now I don't want u to get in the mood you went in the other abuse thread, I d' rather have those your funny gif video clips that cracks me up, post a nice one for me pls. Have a nice day dear.

i'm a rational human being - ask bluediva!

BlueDiva: People enjoy looking for a scapegoat. It's the nature of man.
It takes willpower to be realistic and put sentiments aside and analyze things objectively.

It's actually easy to join the bandwagon and castigate a partner by what the spouse comes online to say.
But does that solve the problem? Life is about cause and effect, something leads to another.

I don't do sympathy, it's for losers.
Analyze and find the cause, that way you are already half way through solving the problem.

If a man or woman was so bad in the first place, then one is to blame for still going ahead with that marriage.
Actually, the cause of these problems we see all over nairaland is as a result of desperation. People want to be called 'married' at all cost.

The quest to get married clouds peoples sense of reasoning.
I say it boldly that there are always signs to warn you before you get married. Most people ignore those signs and then come here to whine.

Life is not a fairy tale. Not every proposal for marriage has to be accepted.
I like the lady who said she turned down her husband twice till he worked on himself.

If you become unlucky and your perfect partner turns to a devil overnight then too bad.
Seek counseling from trained professional of if you are religious, turn to your religion for help or the law courts, whatever works for you.

end of discussion!
we need more women like you in this section

Ivynwa: I agree that a woman getting abused should do some soul searching to know what went wrong yet nothing justifies abuse. The people saying that financial frustrations must be what is stressing the man are making a good point but if all men go home to beat down their wives because things are not working out good in their businesses the world will become a crazy place. Nobody should abuse another and nobody should tolerate being abused.

but is it not surprising that this woman did not even admit any wrongdoing in her statement? how am i supposed to take such a one-sided story serious and pass judgements based on it? i agree no woman should be treated like crap but it's also imperative to tell the story in a way people can relate with it........this poster is not serious - when she's ready to tell the cause of the abuse then she would get the solution she craves!

BlueDiva: Curiosity got the better of me and i went through the posts of durothrash.
You are just a kid, spend your time wisely and build a decent life. I'm way out of your league.

Now let me school your dumb asss.



If a person claims his/her partner has changed and become a beast, first question to ask is why?
If he/she was a beast in the first instance then there wouldn't be a marriage in the first place.

If a good man/woman becomes bad, please do a serious soul search.
What went wrong? Could it be something I'm doing/not doing?


A nagging wife should expect resentment from her husband and ultimately, negative attitude.
A drunkard of a husband and a wife beater doesn't expect to still have a loving woman as a wife.

Now, if the man/woman is perfect and the spouse just changes for no reason (very unlikely) then it is unfortunate.
Blame your bad luck for marrying a devil and don't come whining on cyberspace.

A partner in an unhappy marriage has a choice of leaving or to stick in there.
Either way it is your cross. Coming online to claim Mr or Mrs Perfect married to a devil is disgusting.

You were not blind neither did you marry at gun point.

Go for counseling, therapy or whatever can help your solve your problems.
Coming to nairaland to seek advice from unmarried single mums like durothrash who still daydreams about the boy next door is hilarious and silly.

may God bless you for this post!
watch out though, you would soon be tagged as an apologist of wife abusers!

Okontami: You guys that think locking your phone is a good thing have really lost it. Why will you lock your phone if your hands are clean?? You are just giving room for suspicion. if you have no skeleton in your cupboard, why lock your phone. I don't lock my phones, and my wife have access to my phone she plays with it , read my messages, and other stuffs. Trust is key. You have someone you call a Wife, it means she is a part of you and you are a part of her and deserve to know as much as she can see. Am not saying am a saint . I do shits but what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. No girl is allowed to call me or send me text or any form of messages. Its a clear understanding from day 1 when I meet a girl. If she cant cope , then bye.Cant destroy my lovely home cause of punnany

what an odious fellow.....
you cheat on your wife and you still have the chutzpah to say men who lock their phones for legitimate reasons have lost it? goodness gracious - every phone user should lock his/her phone - if nigerians @ large are security conscious then phone theft would reduce. if a thief knows all the phones in the country are locked then it won't worth his while to steal phone devices.......all phones should be locked and husbands/wives should share each other's password!

teju is miles better - anything touched by tade ogidan oozes class....teju's show also has the bigger sponsors, the audience are well fed and they get to win big prizes. teju's studio and the light effect is also far better - simply put, there's no comparison - it's like comparing halle berry to nkiru sylvanus!

4llerbuntu: but how is the number of shots torres takes related to the number of passes he gets?

i don't get that part. so its now the AM's fault that torres refuses to shoot when given the ball or that he always gives up the ball to the nearest defender under the slightest pressure?

na wah o

if the chances are clear-cut, there would be no defender near torres to apply any pressure....when torres was put through against barcelona - why didn't he pass back to a team-mate or give the ball back to the defenders chasing him? apply common sense always - abeg!

the link below should educate you....
http://theweststandobserver./2012/09/29/how-to-relativize-torres-alleged-struggles-in-front-of-goal/

BlueDiva: Thank God somebody watches with HD TV

dayo watches from live streams - most times, he comments without even watching the games!

slimyem: Maybe you need to go throught the thread again..
The women who told their stories on this thread didn't say there were no reasons...they stated the reasons that engineered the abuse which critically and logically wasn't enough to warrant such!
Where are you missing it?
...and can you not make your point without a line of slight?

there are vital parts missing from those stories....

davidylan: and yet you commented? Based on false information?

don't make me laugh - you posted your answer some 3 pages ago....

you really dont have to make me out as someone who posts exactly like you. Lets look at your example here... so a woman threw coffee at the husband and that warranted a good beating from the husband in your opinion?

i hate this type of reasoning - where did i say the abuse was justified..... the crux is her leaving the vital part out of the story to paint her husband black! if she can do that then why can't the women here?

The problem for many men who think like you is that you're mostly immature and your idea of being a man does not extend beyond your physical strength. Sometimes maturity and an ability to mould your woman with love and care is more important than the size of your biceps muscles. Being a man is not dependent on how loud you can shout and how well you intimidate her.

there he goes again....
you have actually seen me bully a woman or my partner came to you that i bully her all the time for you to type the above dross? what is it with you nigerians that you attach personality with issues - if i argue for polygamy - it does not mean i am polygamous or i intend to enter into one. it's just an argument - stop attaching my person to it!

I based my opinion squarely on what i had witnessed and had to deal with for 2 yrs. You on the other hand? Posting on the basis of second-hand info largely?

this is where you get it wrong - i base my opinion on hundreds of cases i have seen in the past first hand and experience has told me women are excellent liars and are always economical with the truth.......if you were portiphar, you would have beheaded joseph the moment your wife tells you she was almost räped!

Yeah, i thought the same about your "woman drawing a knife on her husband" tale.

so i was the one that brought this example - hurricane sandy must have messed up your morale - go and have a cup of coffee! you better broaden your scope and read extensively about women who snap!

armyofone: coughing, coughing coughing, this thread come fall for halloween period, coughing

women should equip themselves. Teach an abuser a lesson.
Thank God for military skills. No Adam son dare mess up with yours truely
still coughing.

just go and marry an aluu villager - all those basic skills you learnt in quantico would disappoint you!