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Travel › Re: Warning For Pregnant Women Travelling Abroad by coogar: 4:00pm On Sep 18, 2012
nagoma: The people who go to deliver abroad are not the ones affected by maternal mortality. We know and they know that they can have safe delivery in Nigeria spending only a small percentage of what they pay for BA return tickets. They dong go just for safety but for their inferiority and reassurance from the western gods they worship. It is really shocking that you so much love the west that you don't believe some of us who see nothing special in them and actually prefer Nigeria.
this is a very daft comment!
how do people know they can deliver safely in nigeria? what's the infant mortality rate in nigeria compared to uk/usa? it has been proven sometimes money cannot buy you safety in nigeria so cut the crap! people who go abroad to deliver their children are more particular about safe delivery than gaining citizenship in nigeria! mike adenuga could afford the best medical service in nigeria, her daughter still went abroad to ensure safe delivery. she's neither seeking reassurance from western gods nor was she hoping to gain citizenship for her child!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 3:54pm On Sep 18, 2012
4llerbuntu: Yawn.....
first off, i am not a fandroid, fanboy or whatever it is you call it.
with the amount of energy you have dissipated on this thread, samsung should hire you as their hype man. if they had you in court, they would have won their case against apple!

i simply have a good belly laugh winding up u knuckleheads who adopt a piece of silicon and plastic as a god.
you wouldn't understand quality even if it's plastered on your face like apricot scrub!

and pls what difference does the fact that you get IOS 6 really make your life? the ability to brag about having the latest ios on your device, even tho really it brings nothing new to you. facebook integration? in 2012?
it makes life easier for me unlike frustrated dingbats like yourself who cannot even upgrade the operating system your phone came with. ios 6 means a better life for people that can afford it.

you don't have to mortgage away your intelligence just to be a fanboy. video calling has been around like forever, the moment apple finally get to introduce it on their devices, and give it a fancy name (facetime) it suddenly becomes a "feature" and the best thing since sliced bread?
whoever argued video calling hasn't been around for a while? why do you argue without brains in a public forum? apple have not claimed they invented video calling so stop making your own arguments. what makes the iphone a unique device is because it encompasses various technology in one small toy!

instaant messaging has been around since jesus climbed mount galilee. apple do the same thing, give it a fancy name and bam its a reason to spend 900 euros?
you need to experience using the iMessage to fully understand it is not just an instant message service


dude get real. for most folks, phones, pc, gadgets are simply tools. not items to be worshipped.
you must have seen me in a temple bowing down to apple with your super telescope, haven't you? i reiterate, you are daft! there's a massive difference between using idevices in an environment where wifi-hotspots are almost a given and your environment where to get 3G requires a biblical miracle. when you get out of your cocoon, you would understand why these devices are appreciated by people who know how to use them!
Travel › Re: Warning For Pregnant Women Travelling Abroad by coogar: 1:17pm On Sep 18, 2012
solomon111: most of these people are those in the rural areas,who still patronize traditional means.
Delivery is not as difficult as it seems and can be carried out in any modern hospital,anywhere in the world.
Even a final year medical student can successfully carry out delivery,unaided.
so because they are in the rural areas make them less human? cut the crap - even the ones in lagos and abuja don't get quality treatment! i salute any woman who was able to deliver a child safely in nigeria in those horrible condition but the fact that they do it does not make it the standard practise. animals shouldn't even be allowed to give birth in those conditions let alone humans!
Travel › Re: Warning For Pregnant Women Travelling Abroad by coogar: 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
Pain: Dont just come here and quote fictitious numbers just to support your lean argument! What is thy source? From my last check the maternal mortality is around 60,000 (840 deaths/100,000 live births). Infant mortality is 74.36 deaths/1,000 live births. Please get your facts right!

http://www.channelstv.com/home/tag/infant-mortality-rate-in-nigeria/
http://www.indexmundi.com/nigeria/infant_mortality_rate.html
https://www.nairaland.com/1004911/515000-expectant-mothers-die-nigeria

solomon111: so,you are telling me there are no good hospitals in Nigeria?
Do you how many children are birthed successfully in Nigeria daily?
Do you know there are good private hospitals in Nigeria,where they would receive the best of care,without spending half of what they spend overseas.
how many people can afford the "good" hospitals in nigeria? no wonder da grin died because they couldn't find his blood type for days. i repeat, if you have lost a close relative in the death-trap maternity wards in nigeria, you won't need to be told twice to go abroad for the safe delivery of your child!
Travel › Re: Warning For Pregnant Women Travelling Abroad by coogar: 12:24pm On Sep 18, 2012
Arsenate: bro, embarassment is an understatement. From their comments, these worshipers of the west have no shame or pride whatsoever. Little wonder why the treat them like animals in the west. Damn!
you are a disgusting hypocrite!
yet if a slave ship docks in apapa tonight, you would be the first to jump on it in shackles. people have the right to choose where they want to give birth to their kids. majority just want a safe delivery of their babies - not necessarily because of citizenship or blah blah blah. hundreds of thousands of nigerian women come to the uk every year to give birth to their babies - the babies don't gain any citizenship since 1983 but it has not stopped the influx of nigerian women coming to the uk - so the motivation is not citizenship, it's safe delivery!
Travel › Re: Warning For Pregnant Women Travelling Abroad by coogar:
Pain: I'm just baffled by the way US/UK visas are reverred and worshipped by Africans. This poster makes it look as if a denial of these visa is a denial to a happy life. As if the visas are a ticket to eternal life. God free us from mental slavery. Amen.
considering the fact that 500,000 pregnant women die annually in nigeria, i don't think it's out of place for anyone to go abroad and ensure safe delivery. it's a no brainer!!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 12:03pm On Sep 18, 2012
Bawss1: grin grin

I use iMessage all the time. Nothing out of this world about it. And why would a chic be tripping for iMessage, how else did she receive it other than on her iDevice?

Anyways as I commented earlier, Panoroma, Facetime, Airplay and free OS Updates Annually (seriously?), those are things that will generate little or no interest from non Apple users. I think the second ad(the iPhone 5) posted above didn't come from Apple,it looks fake.

It all doesn't seem to matter though, the I5 is breaking sales records already. http://cellular-news.com/story/56433.php
4llerbuntu's sarcasm seems to fly over your head - you need to lighten up, if anything - he's a fandroid dude like yourself!

your laughable post about newer iOS updates annually is embarrassing. jellybean 4.1 launched since july and yet only 1% fandroids are using it. the other 99% may never use it unless they buy the google nexus and you don't think this is a turn-off? later tonight, all my idevices(including my iPod touch) would get the new iOS 6 without hassles! there's a reason apple sell more than the others - they have more class, style and panache!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:06am On Sep 18, 2012
dayokanu: Oh Players dont lose it at 28?

Abeg what age did Kluivert stop being a top player, Denilson? Prolonged dip in form extending to how many years now? Not injured oo. Now under about 4 coaches and still a flop

Hodgson, Ancelotti, AVB and now RDM
this boy is drunk.....
how can you compare torres to kluivert and denilson? this same torres just won a golden boot in europe - beating household strikers to the boot and you are embarrassing yourself on a public forum with idiotic analysis! chelsea is torres' problem - this is why roman keep sacking the managers!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:24pm On Sep 17, 2012
chic2pimp: Abeg Michael Owen at the peak of his powers was No 2. Lest we forget he was at one point in time one of the world's best strikers. His Ballon D'or duly proves that.

Also Torres is easily No2. And with a bit more strength training would fit into the no 3 bracket. Even without the strength training, there has been times I've gone yes he definitely fits into the No 3 category.

His case might very well be of Form being temporary and class permanent.
dayo is simply a troglodyte - torres easily fits into the 3rd category! he played the lone striker role for liverpool when he first arrived and there wasn't a better hybrid striker in the whole league in that season. he was a beast - power, pace, strength! it's idiotic for dayo and his goons to assume torres has lost this ability! the chances have been very limited @ chelsea - it's not difficult to see why shevchenko, pizarro, kezman, etc all failed @ chelsea!
Family › Re: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by coogar: 7:15pm On Sep 17, 2012
BluStreak: No too much rambling so I'm going straight to the point.
Question: is it possible for a young woman whose husband has been away seeking for greener pasture for upwards of 3yrs to still remain faithful to the husband bearing in mind her age group? She is between 27 & 30 years.
it's impossible! don't let anyone deceive you especially when the woman in question resides in nigeria.
Family › Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by coogar: 6:35pm On Sep 17, 2012
Adeolu60: So my qn to married men here?

What is your problem and why do you go hunting when you have at home?
-variety is the spice of life
-man cannot live by bread alone
-no 2 women are the same even if they are identical twins
-abnormally high testosterone levels
-adventuresome
-and so on and so forth!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 5:57pm On Sep 17, 2012
cabali: Well, everyone here knows I am an iPhone fanatic. I have been a fan boy for long but this year, I got my first huge disappointment. It all started with the iOS 6. It was weak and there's no way you can get a great iPhone when the iOS isn't!
how can i-phone 5 be weak when the iOS 6 has 200+ new features?
Family › Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by coogar: 5:50pm On Sep 17, 2012
bukatyne: she has to consider the kids the same way the husband considered them by sleeping wit another woman for one year!
except that the husband didn't leave his kids when he was doing the deed - why should the woman leave?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:25pm On Sep 17, 2012
debosky: Still waiting for the information on a better winger in Europe by the way.
you can write everything starboard knows about football on a single grain of rice!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar:
Bawss1: Correction on my part: the i5 does have the higher specs display-wise when compared to the S3. (I5=326ppi > S3=306ppi)


Either way I'm still doubtful that the 20ppi will account for a significant difference between the phones.
it then depends on what you think qualifies as "significant". 20 pixels per inch on a 0.8-inch screen difference is quite a gap!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:30pm On Sep 17, 2012
debosky: Interesting. . . .so why did the papers refrain from outing him? Because he lost form? huh cheesy
ibime is a tool! if chamakh is truly gay, the media wouldn't have hesitated to expose him. they exposed wenger's girlfriend(french rapper)!!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2012
Bawss1: Now you actually believe the hype. Typical fanboy behavior. Let the phone ship first and then we'll see about your claim that its like comparing SD to HD. On paper S3 has a better display, in real life ,I think we won't be able to tell the difference.
then you know nothing about technology. the number of pixels per inch is the determinant here. if the galaxy s3 wasn't so wide, the resolution it packs would have clearly made it better than apple's! it's like zooming on a screen, the wider it gets, the less the quality!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 11:22am On Sep 17, 2012
Bawss1: ^
You say that like you've actually compared the 2 displays physically and noticed significant differences. I'm willing to bet that whatever differences there are will be marginal if not tipped in favor towards the S3.
326 pixel per inch in comparison to 306? the difference would be like comparing high definition to standard definition. if you now put apple's fluid retina display into the equation then it's a no brainer. iphone 5's display is so much better. emphasis on "so much"!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by coogar: 10:15am On Sep 17, 2012
samir101ng: Samsung Don Start again o !!!
they are only shooting themselves in the foot! apple's 1136 X 640 resolution on a 4.0 inch screen would produce a better quality than samsung's 1280 X 720 resolution on a 4.8 inch screen. apple's ppi(pixel per inch) is 326 while samsung's ppi is 306!! It's not about having a wider screen - it's about the display quality!!!
Celebrities › Re: Why The Anekes Cant Accept Psquare by coogar: 10:00am On Sep 17, 2012
nigerians and their lazy-thinking attitude.
what is wrong with what the aneke twins said? the title is misleading and this is how journalists con nigerians who are mostly lazy thinkers. journalists know nigerians only read headlines and ignore the main body. the twins said they can't just fall at the feet of p-square cos they always pray before making such big decisions. it was the interviewer that asked them the question about the possibility of p-square asking them out. the aneke twins did not wake up to start fantasising about p-square......
Family › Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by coogar: 9:54am On Sep 17, 2012
Gracious10: Someone pointed out that a man can still love his wife and still cheat. That it doesn't matter, that's how men are created and I keep asking, can a woman also love her husband and cheat? Or is it ONLY applicable to the men?
a woman cannot love her husband and cheat because women are mostly emotional beasts. a woman must have weighed the consequences of her action before carrying it out. she must have thought it through - women don't just act instinctively and are less adventurous than men.

Am not advising she leaves. She really needs time alone to get over this. We all want a perfect family, some have to pretend for the rest of their lives just for their kids but emotionally, they are dead. Her husband has to genuinely reach out to her, explain his reasons for what he did, walk thru it with her cos I Belive he definitely must have a reason. Nothing just happens.
stop double-speaking.
you are not advising she leaves but you are fuelling her to leave cos her husband has rejected her and blah blah blah. it's not in anyone's place to tell a married woman to leave her husband - unless you want to move in there after she leaves. it's not only about her - the kids have to be considered as well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:06pm On Sep 16, 2012
dayokanu: Without Torres in the lineup Chelsea won the FA cup and CL 4months ago

WHat has changed now? The cluelessness of Torres has been promoted to the first team
more daft comments!
torres got the goal that nailed barca's coffin
torres won the one n only corner kick that buried bayern munich! you are a troglodyte!!! have you finished cleaning the dishes before your madame returns?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:43pm On Sep 16, 2012
nateevs: With common sense like this coming from opposition fans, I can't state my point any further.
The football we play is still light years away from the supposed quality in the team.
say no more......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyB1XE8scs&feature=plcp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2012
StarBoard: You keep blabbing,yet you fail to realize how utterly useless Torres has become to himself and his side.
He's played under three different coaches and hadn't shown any discernible improvement at Chelsea.
perhaps this is why roman keep sacking his managers. they cannot bring out the best of torres. this is the same nando torres that just won a golden boot for spain @ the euros. how shyte can be be after outscoring gomez, ronaldo, rooney, benzema, etc in europe? i am tired of you charlatans charting a territory you are all clueless about! chelsea must adapt their tactics to suit torres - they should stop playing like drogba is still their centre forward. torres is not drogba - the passes to torres must be ball to feet!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:04pm On Sep 16, 2012
4llerbuntu: yimu.
whole squad my left bum cheek. how come drogba was able to excel in this team?
so nando should transform into a battering ram like drogba? his teammates cannot discern there's a new arrowhead they must adapt their game to? you are as daft as malouda!

poor man stoke indeed, u mean all ya finally agree chelski is a crappy second rate club with more money than sense yet cant buy class? cheesy
that's the frustrating thing about chelsea - they can actually play proper football when tasked. guus huddink proved that when he was there - but they are always going to revert back to the lump it in the air and let drogba slug it out route! how many chances did drogba get in munich in 90 mins? if it was nando that played for that long without getting a single shot on goal - the charlatans would blame torres and tell us drogba woulda scored a hatrick in his shoes.

cuz i really dont get, if its not torres fault that he was lethargic, kept losing the ball and was pathetic all game, i guess it must be d rest of the team that seized his legs.
he was fed scraps - i saw the game! even the passes he got were seconds late! frank lampard was rubbish as usual. you know it's a bad day when qpr outpossess a whole chelsea 53%-47%. i am sure the leprechauns would blame nando for that as well!

u know im pretty sure iv seen instances where 1 player rises above the dross around him to spur the team on, how come bros has never done that in 3 yrs?.
the service has to be top drawer before a player can rise above dross. midfielders can do that easily but strikers rely on the service of the midfielders to flourish. in the games where you must have seen strikers rise above the dross are mostly scoring from set pieces - like drogba did in munich!

who were the super creative players at liverpool carving out chance after chance for meister torres?
gerrard, kuyt, maxi rodriguez, riera!
they all played for their top striker.....it's different from sturridge trying to score from the flank or lampard's shoot on target from all angles. midfielders must trust the forward player in front of them. see the number of goals walcott/gervinho got for van persie last season. nani/valencia/young for rooney last season........how many crosses did chelsea's wide men supply for their strikers last season?

anyways, God forbid roman sacking rdm. a wholle champions league winner? abeg we are enjoying his reign, long may it last. catenaccio specialists
tsk tsk!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:29pm On Sep 16, 2012
debosky: And you must be suffering from myopia - did I excuse Torres? He was poor and I mentioned that in my post, but why did the REST of the team not perform either? Was that also Torres' fault? huh
don't mind the charlatans....
everytime chelsea fail to perform, torres is the scapegoat! it does not matter what the other players do on the pitch. torres is expected to pick the ball from cech and dribble his way round and score. i just saw spurs maul reading - spurs had 23 goal attempts in the game. defoe alone had 9 shots and he scored 2 goals. it means defoe missed 7 chances in 90 mins! if torres misses 3 chances in a match, the tools would be out with their knives and blame him for all the natural hazards in south america!

How many goals did Welbeck score y'day? Did that stop Scholes and Buttner from scoring? Did Tevez score y'day or is Javi Martinez a striker? Keep the focus on Torres and keep evading the fundamental truth of terrible overall performance of Chelski.
welbeck - 0 goals from 7 attempts
suarez - 1 goal from 6 attempts!
torres had one attempt in the entire game and it was a shot on target. dayokanu's fantastic creative players(lampard and hazard) created a total of 3 key passes in 90 mins........only a complete [color=#000000]r[/color]etard would expect nando to score a hatrick last night!

dayokanu: Now its Hazards fault last year it was Drogba and Kalou for NT xavi and Iniesta are too slow, Torres himself complained abt the noise
How come in the same place where others thrived where they won the Holy grail last summer is now what Torres fans are complaining even with obvious reinforcements in the team
it's the ethos of the entire team - the build up is too slow, they don't create enough clear cut chances for their strikers. how many chelsea strikers have thrived @ stamford bridge? is football all about lumping it in the air and expecting drogba to bully badstuber and lahm in the air? chelsea are a rich man's stoke! the football most times is like rugby...they have spent money, they should be playing like city, united and even arsenal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:42pm On Sep 16, 2012
dayokanu: We were told its the lack of creative players. This season he has played with some of the most creative set of players in Hazard and Mata in attack yet they still dont understand him.
bobby zamora made more chances than eden hazard last night, chelsea were that lethargic! if hazard with all his creativity can only make 2 key passes in one game then he's a complete flop! cazorla made 5 key passes against the saints! berbatov alone had 7 chances to score from........the underlying problems still persist @ chelsea - they don't make enough clear-cut chances strikers can benefit from!

He complained that the noise level in London was one of his reason for poor performance, They have reduced the noise in London and even started admitting Deaf and dumb ppl to Stamford bridge yet he continues to be DUD
your level of idiocy plumbs new depth when you come up with nonsense like this to support your opinion!

So what is the new excuse? Approach games defensively? Dude are you serious? You mean because Ronaldo didnt start as CB means the team is defensive?
your level of idiocy has plumbed depths more than an oil rig would muster! well done!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:45pm On Sep 16, 2012
StarBoard: Where is Prof coogar, who claims the rest of us are football illiterates for calling Torres a dud?
The level of creativity at Torres' disposal is shockingly and embarrassingly too good to be true,yet dude keeps making a mockery of his pre-2010 world cup form
you are a soccer illiterate if you think torres is to blame for chelsea's goal drought last night! that was a match where only 7 key passes were made by the whole chelsea team - in the other week, van persie had 11 chances on his own but a whole chelsea team could only manage 12 attempts - of course, only fools would expect torres to a get hatrick from the 2 chances handed to him by team mates! even the best strikers in the league don't have more than 25% chance conversion rate - so how many goals do people expect torres to score from 2 chances?

4llerbuntu: ooooh u all dont get
torres needs to be released onw on one with the goalpost.
the chelsea team is too slow, mechanical to play in torres
gospel according to coogar cheesy
more daft comments from charlatans who don't have any business in analysig football! a whole team failed to score and torres gets the blame for the failure. i am sure only torres gets paid huge wages at the club, others are playing without wages....
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by coogar: 1:13pm On Sep 16, 2012
MRbrownJAY: bro Coogar, OH LAWD, i laughed so hard tears came out...... typical Sagamite big talk with no substance, but people are starting to realize who he really is.

ALL HAIL COOGAR!!!!!
"i am sagamite, nature's best gift to humanity - i'm a graduate of banking & finance from nigeria." grin cheesy grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by coogar: 12:19am On Sep 16, 2012
MRbrownJAY: ^^^see this crazed man trying to bring me back to his deluded discussion, instead of licking his wounds from what Coogar inflicted on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLWdGZmLjg

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