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Ibime: How can you witchhunt a player who's been crap for two years.

If he's a witch, it's not a witchhunt!!!

but del bosque did not think so when he took nando to the euros - he said he could find the time to use torres but couldn't get the opportunity to play llorente in 6 games(even if it's for 1 min).......if llorente was so "tired" like you claimed, why was he in the squad?

fat ibime - stop this misinformation, it's smearing your reputation!

AjanleKoko: I didn't even know you were a man, talk less of having a schlong.
Thought you pissed out of your mouth . I mean, you seem to have it open all the time anyway

how would you know my gender when you don't pay attention to details? you are the ugliest thing that came out of your mother's fallopian tube - you obtuse onanist!

HNIC: Remember this dude...
He will be back in England tonite to 'DESTROY' the red part of Scumland

nani would murder him!

dayokanu: You seemed to miss "Fernando Llorente, might be exhausted after a demanding season of domestic and club international fixtures"

So because Xavi wasnt tired means another player shouldn't be? Last weekend Andy Johnson and Lukas Podolski started the games How come Johnson left injured and Poldi wasnt? Fabrice Muamba collapsed on the field, How come others on the same field didnt collapse?

You see the stupidity oozing from your argument?

you are a foolish beanpole -
that llorente "might" be tired was a mere speculation - it didn't come out of del bosque's mouth that llorente was tired......

del bosque said this about torres: "I think torres really was a help to us, and I got everything there was to have out of him. In the second match, he helped us beat Ireland, and he nearly scored against Italy, were it not for Buffon … I think he was in good physical shape. Yes, I heard the cries of 'Llorente, Llorente' from the fans. But just as I found a time to use Torres, I just could not find the opportunity to use Llorente over six matches … and I say that with regrets not because I favour one player over the other, which I don't, but because Llorente is on the personal front a really nice guy and is a great striker."

as you can see, del bosque simply rated torres more than the other strikers in spain. its so disgraceful that you and ibime would lie like zombies to witchhunt nando!

bukatyne: he comes back home every night! interesting! so wat is the difference between a woman cheating and a man cheating?

testosterone versus estrogen!
a man does not need to attach emotion to sleep with any woman - it's not the same with women unless she's a call girl(of which the motivation is money)! for a woman to drop her panties and sleep with anyone, she must have weighed the consequences, advantages of the action and the demerits of it - she didn't make a mistake about it which is quite different from the way men are wired! i don't condone any sort of cheating but it's delusional to compare a man with a woman when cheating is discussed. a man's infidelity can be excused to a certain extent!

AjanleKoko: He does?
Thought it withered and fell off, or something

unrepentant sod!
you are one of the reasons mods are given a bad name. no iota of decorum in you - talking about a man's schlong publicly and sticking a tongue out!! in two weeks time, your wife would register on nairaland to tell us you are a sodomite!
oloshious fellow!

nagoma: Adenugas daughter or wife does'nt matter very much its the argument of maternity care abroad that is the issue isn't it? You are obviously another whiteman's nigga who sees nothing wrong in importing match sticks and flavoured bottled water into Nigeria - because the money used bla bla bla. With a generation of people like you around, Nigerian children should forget the dream of social and ecomnomic development. I have never mentioned infant mortality in my comments "Mr./Ms attention span!" you should know the difference between that and maternal mortality and of course how related the 2 parameters are.

you are a consummate [color=#000000]r[/color]etard!
2 lives are at risk when a woman is about to deliver - the mother and the baby. people travel abroad to ensure safe delivery. "safe delivery" here means proper care of the mother and her child.

another white man's nigga? it shows the acute level of your idiocy. you patriotic zombies love to tell the whole world how things are rosy in nigeria which is quite untrue. who are you to even question where anyone chooses to deliver her baby? are nigerians the only people who go to uk/usa to deliver their babies? you're so poor in spirit, rainbow appears to you in black and white.

BlueDiva: Today he is back, tomorrow he flops. Na wa o.
Is this the striker we are to put our faith in? It's time DS is allowed to play as a CF.

Meanwhile, I hope we see a creative side tonight.
RDM could be a chicken sometimes, the dude should grow some balls and kick Lamps to the bench.

kick lamps to the bench, you want fat ibime to throw a fit?

this thread just shows there are more crazy people on this forum than a sanatorium. people complaining about mods and moaning about their bans - are you people grown ups or babies. if you get banned, dust yourself and move on. who cares what topics make the front page or not? who cares if oam4j is ijaw or ogugua is nupe? this is a bloody faceless forum - contribute what you have upstairs and shut down your dusty laptop! okija-juju used to be one of my favourite posters here but the dude is letting me down lately with his frivolities - lighten up, nigga!

Ibime: Possession stats was 52 to 48. Yet someone is telling us Zamora touched the ball twice as much cos his team had more possession.

it's 53 to 47 and torres left with 10 mins to end the game. qpr's dominance towards the end of the game explains why zamora got more touches. it could also be because qpr trusted their centre forward more than chelsea did for theirs. your witchhunt has been exposed - when you learn how to read stats and form a sound opinion with them, then get back to me!!!

tumababa: I thought this thread is "iphone killer apps" and not "iphone killer fandroids"?

Since their malwares wey full their android os no fit enter ios, they decide to infiltrate iphone thread..

Seriously, all these beefs for i5 shows its simply d best!!!! U av to b at d top for u to be critisized this much (and still sell 2million in 24hrs)

correction: 2 million preorders
2 million people committed themselves to a device they are yet to see with their eyes!

dayokanu: Van persie completed 90mins How many less minutes did Torres make?

that is irrelevant! it depends on which side is pressing in the last 10 mins. there can be an upward swing in possession. i have seen teams going from 15% possession for a period of 10 mins to 80% possession in the next 10 mins!

Ibime: How did Zamora collect 50 passes with 50% possession?
STRENGTH, MOVEMENT AND WORKRATE!

zamora had better team mates on the day than torres! it's as simple as that. how did qpr outpossess chelsea with fantastic players like hazard, lampard, mikel, etc on the pitch? let's even assume nando is crap - what happened to the other chelsea players on the pitch? you overstretch your idiocy because torres and zamora had the same stats in their aerial duels(2/6) for their respective teams. ibime, you are a phat philandering fool!

http://fourfourtwo.com/statszone/share.aspx?i=0cPHB

Fernando Torres had a poor game, and your eyes should tell you that. But just in case you are convinced, here's what the numbers have to say. If you were crious enough to click on that link to Zamora's chart, you would have found out that the QPR striker received a total of 50 passes -- that's twice as many as Torres did in this game. So right off the bat, we know that Torres was not as involved in the game as his opposite number did. Part of the reason for this was that Torres failed to win aerial battles in the QPR's half. He only won 2 out of the 7 aerial battles he contested. Some might say he's not a target man, but then he did win 7 out of the 10 aerial battles against Newcastle.

every chelsea player had a poor game. the aerial battle you keep harping about has finally confirmed this comment of yours as a witchhunt! zamora won 2 out of the 6 aerial battles he competed - nando also posted the same stat! ibime stop being economical with the truth! as you can see from the link, zamora won his aerial battle @ the centre circle with little or no pressure whilst torres won his aerial duels just outside the qpr's danger box and you are preaching about strength - you are a troglodyte!

http://fourfourtwo.com/statszone/share.aspx?i=0c57x

Even if we forgive him for not being involved in the game as much, what he did when he got the ball doesn't tell a positive story either. Of the 25 passes received, 12 turned into complete passes. So what happened to the other 13 passes he received? Two of those turned into successful dribbles, with one of those dribbles leading to a shot on target (that was a brilliant move and the only shot he had in this game). Five were misplaced passes. Four more led to failed dribbles. The rest of the unaccounted received passes probably turned into loss of possession. That is a forward misusing half of the passes he received. That is simply not good enough.

the above comment is idiotic!
you cannot just assume the passes he failed to give back resulted in a loss of possession.
what if he was fouled, what if his marker made a brilliant tackle to put the ball out of touch or torres took a shot! there are so many variables here.......van persie lost 23 passes he received and still got a hatrick - that is testament to the brilliance of the team mates behind him!

Ibime: Same match Bobby Zamora received 50 passes despite Chelsea and QPR sharing possession evenly. Weakling receives 25 passes and wastes half of them. Zamora receives double his passes cos he is not a weakling. You play a pass in his direction and he will use his strength to shield the ball and receive it. Play a pass to shekpe keeper, half the time it doesnt reach him. Play an aerial ball to Zamora, he wins it, giving back to midfield in order that they recycle and give back to him. Play aerial ball to shekpe keeper, nobody is seeing that ball again.

Eediots been talking so long about how midfielders dont play for shekpe keeper, but anyone with footie intelligence knows from day one that Shekpe keeper is harming the midfielders by losing everything. Stronger striker would have provided good platform for his midfielders to build on. He is the biggest CANCER in Chelsea.

you are a twit!
i have just made a mockery out of your line of argument! centre forwards lose the ball more often cos they operate in an area where markers breathe down their necks!

Ibime: ^^^ 51 times he received the ball! Should tell you he has the strength to receive the ball unlike weakling. 28 times he passed to teammates (60%), 3 of the other times he scored, and probably another 10 times he took shots or played through ball.

van persie received the ball 51 times because he completed 90 mins whilst torres did not!
the team van persie plays for dominated possession 55% unlike chelsea's poor 47% possession against a hapless side like qpr! if van persie is not seen as a weakling after losing the ball 23 times out of the 51 passes he received then you should shut your trap about torres!

Ibime: 12 completed passes. 7 unsuccessful dribbles. 25 times he received the ball, 12 times he found a teammate

robin van persie vs southampton

28 completed passes, 51 times he received the ball, 28 times he found a team mate.
conclusion: van persie is weak!!!

Ibime: Wonderful shape keeping by Torres. Only won 1 out of his 7 aerial battles at qpr and only found a teammate 12 of the 25 times he received the ball. That's not counting the other umpteen times weakling was barged out the way before he could even get to the ball. Shekpe keeper - nateevs greatest contribution to nairaland lexicon

stop lying ibime.....
torres completed 13/18 passes(72%)
2/6 aerial duels
1/1 tackle
1 key pass
1 shot on target

http://fourfourtwo.com/statszone/share.aspx?i=0cKDy

medjai: Mourinho is a coward! Why did he start Essien? He was being cautious. With all the talent at his disposal. SMH

who should he have started instead? lassana diarra or move pepe to the midfield. he wasn't being cautious - he played 4-2-3-1.....ronaldo + higuain + di maria + essien as an an attacking midfielder is good enough! why did mancini not start dzeko + tevez + balotelli at the same time? city have spent as much as madrid as well, haven't they?

Ibime: Llorente was very tired. It was well reported. That's the reason why nonentity like negredo started the quarter final whilst llorente didn't see one minute. If llorente was 100%, negredo cannot see one minute on pitch. Anyway I'm not concerned with minor details about a confirmed flop. Let's see whether del Bosque ccontinues same way when villa is up to speed.

llorente was very tired? what won't i hear from this fat charlatan? xavi played 51 games for barca and started every game for spain and llorente couldn't get a start?

nateevs: Don't mind them. I quite rightly pointed this out to Ibime and his cohorts during the Euros.
Llorente and Soldado had brilliant seasons. If so little faith was held in Torres, what happened to the others?

you guys don't know dayo - when he's on a witchhunt, he can be the most brainless poster on the forum with idiotic conjectures and opinions plucked from his own rectum! it's obvious del bosque had a deliberate plan to load his midfield and control the game to deflect attention away from the out-of-form piqué and the absence of puyol!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyB1XE8scs&feature=plcp

bukatyne: yes, he left them emotionally! ever heard of cause and effect?

he comes back home @ night to be with his family! i just don't see how people can equate a man cheating with a woman cheating. a man is different from a woman - i don't condone cheating in both sexes but infidelity in men is excusable - i cannot say the same for women!

chic2pimp: Woooow......The Battle of the Big spenders really lived up to expectation especially in the second half

agent ronaldo!

what a game!!!

dayokanu: I can tell you that if Villa was fit he would play. The No striker formation was because Torres was diabolically bad

ridiculous - llorente had an outstanding season scoring 29 goals and he was left on the bench! if villa was fit, he would play quite alright but as a wide forward like he played in some games @ the world cup!

Now Villa is back Lets see if Del Bosque would stick to the No striker formation

we would have to wait for another tournament before we can verify your claims. del bosque did not use strikerless formation during the qualifiers/friendlies pre-euro 2012. it is quite daft to expect him to deploy the same formation now!

MRbrownJAY: @OP
that woman must be EXTRA STOOPID!!!!!!
if the first proposal was refused because the guy wasnt from the same state, then why the hell did she date 2 different guy who are in the same situation? after the first refusal she should have known that ONLY A GUY FROM HER STATE SHOULD BE EVALUATED!

if she brought 3 different men from out of state, expecting a different result, then she just defined INSANITY or STOOPIDITY (you choose).

as for parental consent, then it doesnt really matter what WE think as this gal values it, so let her solve the issue by dating a GUY FROM HER STATE!

there must be an acute shortage of eligible bachelors in her state.

Bawss1: I'm shocked that Soft-touch will make a remark like that. This thread use be a place to discuss iPhone apps, the good and the bad, amongst level-headed people. Now you want to reduce it to a worship ground for the iPhone?! The iPhone is a great phone no doubt but to assume that everyone here believes it to be the truth or the best thing since baked beans is not only wrong, it's delusional.

Not everyone is sold on the iPhone hype.

and i doubt apple care if everyone believes their phone is the truth or the best thing since sliced bread. they are officially the biggest company in the world with their "small" number of worshippers. it would take a while before apple can be unseated!


[quote author=Lil_Marshal]Was talking bout Nigeria. 200+ features and only bout 50+ working in Nigeria[/quote]i understand the angle of your argument........however, you would still find out that this 50+ features surpass what other phone maker can offer in nigeria.

snthesis: i had to create this thread due to a personal experience, hopefully the affected persons might be able to learn from one or two valid comments.

background:
she is 35yrs old, and has jst received her 4th proposal from a guy she loves, problem is her parents insists that she must marry from her state, this is why her previous proposals were refused and she had to end the relationships, because shes afraid of being cut off from her parents dough,and her church requires a letter of consent before she can get married, unfortunately this new dud is also not from her tribe.
so the question are
1. Is parental consent really necessary
2. at what age is parental consent no longer required
3. what is the impact of marrying without parental consent
4. at what age is one really an adult under the Nigeria setting.
what advise would u give the couple. Thanks

the woman is only 35 on paper, her real age must be 9. seeking parental consent till all her eggs become weak and expired? advise her to go to oshodi and hire people who can stand as her parents. if her parents are well known in the community and using actors would not work, let her go out of state and get married - better still, get pregnant!

[quote author=Lil_Marshal]iMessage is cool but lets be frank, how many contacts do you have ? Its annoying when you gat a good service but cant use it well. As for SIRI and facebook integration, its not gonna be available for Nigeria.[/quote]but i don't stay in nigeria.......

4llerbuntu: in this day and age it takes a very unique kind of mind to spout this type of claptrap.

you mean you pay to use iMessage in your abode? you see we live in 2 different worlds!

erm, bro look around you man, notice the odd one out on the thread? yeah he is the one who sounds like a frustrated so and so

you are the one with frustration. more than 2 months since jellybean launched and you are still scratching your head how to get it.....

who stole your lollipop and iron man action figure toy?
as for the upgrade part, well sorry, actually i can, much faster than you ever will be able to
and i pray to never be in a position where a mobile phone os update means a "better life: for me. at this point im feeling sorry for your poor life, it is indeed deficient

passbook, siri, free messaging service, etc - how's life not better with this toy?

really? hmmnnn. weird. seems its the only thing that does....... in your dark, warped, twisted fantasy world eh?

go to the android thread and vent your frustration. stop boring us on what apple should have done and what they shouldn't have added!

yes indeed, like i said, it turn your words into shimmering sparkles of gold and turns you into a demi-god

irrelevant!

actually, no thank you. but you are, indeed!!

apple is crap and yet expensive and people still buy it - does that not make you daft? why should apple sell more than samsung if apple is inferior and more expensive?

ok. thank you for this incredible insightful and educative comment

you have seen everything......all the new features on i-phone 5 were invented by you. can you kindly tell us the name of your company? hopefully, one day your phone company would rival apple, but for now - tape it shut! stop criticising - you cannot even make a pin yet!

sinade1: @Coogar, pls leave these fandroid pastors alone since they have found this tread more interesting.

they need the education.......it's imperative they learn why people desire i-phone in spite of the premium price people pay to get i-devices! apple make life so much easier.

nagoma: With due respect , it's your response that is daft. Mike adenuga's wife giving to deliver in UK does nothing to maternal mortality in Nigeria. In other words people who go out to deliver could easily afford the best care in Nigeria . Their going abroad is simply because they can afford it.

your attention span is shorter than a leprechaun - did i mention adenuga's wife in my comment? are you really saying the infant mortarlity rate in nigeria is not higher than the western countries or what exactly is your point? if nigerians feel safer giving birth abroad, what exactly is your business in that? have they come to your doorstep to borrow from you or are you deliberately being obtuse?

RuuDie: Nani is worth 32 million what. . .bushels or shillings!!? I laff in Zibzonian

Am waiting to see how much Pep was willing to "splash" on him!

£32m pounds!!!

Bawss1: @ Coogar
Any need for the insults?

And pray tell, what is so special about iMessage that makes it more than an instant message service?

hahahaha - everything about it is class plus it's free!!! unlike bbm that enslaves nigerians into paying a stipend monthly!

StarBoard: More muppetry from a supposed football guru who thinks he knows it all

i am clueless about most things in life generally(only few things interest me) but when it comes to football - you won't find anyone better than officer coogar!

Still asking you to convince me whether he deserves the pay rise he's been hankering for and you've been blindly touting.
Still wondering how Hulk and Witsel got signed before Nani at Zenit since he was so good.

hulk/witsel going to zenit is a progression in their respective careers, nani going to zenit is regression. how can you expect the best winger in the premier league to go to zenit and face the life of no glorious european nights? if he must do that then the pay has to be massive to compensate for those amazing nights! zenit weren't willing to match nani's asking price so the deal was called off.

that zenit wants nani for £25m does not mean nani's worth in the market is £25m. matter of fact, nani is worth £32m in today's market and zenit couldn't match that price so they had to back off!