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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:43pm On May 24, 2012
nateevs: The Chelsea way! Scouting, bidding, negotiations, all without a manager in place.
i have another gift for you.....what's your email again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:24am On May 24, 2012
mbulela: So has David May and even Djimi Traore won the champions league.
djimi traore won the premier league? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:04am On May 24, 2012
debosky: He said it in March - is that close enough for you? grin
that was the day they lost 3-1 to man utd at white hart lane!

even after the result, they were 4 points ahead of arsenal and they
were in the 3rd position. they had punched above their weight to
get that far up the table and when natural order was restored, they
went back to their level.

arsenal on the other hand started so poorly and clawed their way
back to 4th position. a ploy wenger masterminded to give arsenal
fans a false sense of hope. wenger played shyte tactics in the first
half of the season then rectified his problems.

it's like united playing enyimba and going 4-0 down in the first half
only for fergie to engineer his men to score 5 goals in the 2nd half.
the fans would laud the performance for the come back but should united
have gone 4 goals down in the first place?

if united had scored 5 goals in the first half with enyimba staging a comeback
to end it 5-4, the fans would be calling for fergie's head. wenger knew arsenal
fans would have asked for more had he maintained the 3rd position all season long
so he created despair by languishing in the 10th position for long periods then creeping
back to their level at 3rd position to give charlatans like debosky his [i]o[/i]rgasm.

arsenal have now become a club that is satisfied with finishing 3rd or 4th when their
main objective should be winning the title.
Romance › Re: The Art Of Seduction: Are You An Artist Or A Charlatan? by coogar: 11:40pm On May 23, 2012
MRbrownJAY: its a game, and unless the seductor has that person under control at all time, then he will always fail. if he got her down to the bedmatic and then she suddenly sees the light then he simply dropped his guard and got caught off.
even after 24 thrusts?
how did he drop his guard? he was doing the right thing
but the seductee's left side of the brain woke up grin
Romance › Re: The Art Of Seduction: Are You An Artist Or A Charlatan? by coogar: 11:01pm On May 23, 2012
shymmex: I'm confused now..

Fatal attraction or seduction - I don't think anyone can actually get away from both, until the deed is done..

It seems you guys are confusing mild attraction - with both fatal attraction, and seduction..

You can NEVER refuse fatal attraction. It's called fatal for a reason.
fatal attraction in the sense that the consequences of the attraction can be lethal.
the wife of your boss giving you the "come and get me" signals is a fatal attraction.
if you decide to take the offer, your boss could have you murdered.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
debosky: But it was a let down - they talked virtually all season about wanting to finish 3rd and be in the CL - they knew only 3rd would guarantee CL footie and they didn't get it.

Besides, I'll take Redknapp's words over yours: "I want to finish third, I want to finish above Arsenal and Chelsea. That's what we're capable of doing and that's where I want us to be."
i want to know when he said this......
alan pardew also dreamt of finishing 2nd or 3rd, we all know how it ended for them.
so by your estimation, newcastle didn't have a good season?

upstarts like tottenham and newcastle don't really have tall dreams. if they finish
2nd or 3rd, they would take it but if they finish 4th or 5th, it's still a good season.

how many times has tottenham won a trophy or finish in the top 4 for it to be a let
down for them? fact still remains chelsea, man utd, man city and arsenal are bigger than
tottenham and would finish above tottenham every day of the week.
Romance › Re: The Art Of Seduction: Are You An Artist Or A Charlatan? by coogar: 10:50pm On May 23, 2012
MRbrownJAY: yes off course, but if it is brought on by the word/actions of that said man then he is a seductor, and she is the seductee. if the lady still listen to her head, then that seductor hasnt got his game right, the ones who do will have the lady disregard her what her head is telling her for the sweet words that comes out of this man's mouth.
i don't really agree.
would you say a seductor didn't get his game right after getting as far as intercourse but got
interrupted because seductee finally found her tongue to say no?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
debosky: You are an incorrigible mor0n. Was Martins consistent in that season? How many games did he play? I repeat - this isn't simply about winning trophies.
you are a douche-bag.....what's not consistent about martins that season?
he was on loan and he contributed towards birmingham winning that trophy.

Again I return to my initial premise - consistent performances over the course of the season and delivering at crucial moments. Winning the title may be the crucial moment, but that's not the only crucial moment - others include maintaining league status, qualifying for Europe, etc.
so lampard produced consistent performance over the course of the season?
frank lampard that was on the verge of moving away from chelsea to man utd in january?
you are a slimy twerp!

RVP has had a consistent season of performances AND delivered at a crucial moment. Consider Arsenal vs Norwich: 70+ minutes and Arsenal were on the verge of losing the 3rd place spot, and RVP turned up with the goods and scored twice - his goals in that game got us the point that eventually got us 3rd place since our final day results were identical with the Spuds.
same as modric, his assists here and there contributed to taking spurs to the 4th position.
if you are comparing tottenham and chelsea based on winning trophies then you're a troglodyte.

every club has it's limits. a 4th place finish for spurs is not the same as a 4th place finish for united.
chelsea are a bigger club than tottenham - chelsea have a far bigger chance of winning trophies than tottenham.

spurs would celebrate a 4th place finish than united would even celebrate a premier league title(which has become tasteless for fergie's men due to the number of times they keep winning it). tottenham still finished 4th but the uefa rule of defending champions of champions league getting an automatic group stage berth did them in.

That's what a telling contribution at a crucial moment looks like.
his telling contribution would be his goal against bolton away where
tottenham took all the 3 points. without his contribution in that game,
they wouldn't have finished 4th. tottenham finished exactly where they
should have finished. stop making it sound as if finishing 4th was a let down for them.
Romance › Re: The Art Of Seduction: Are You An Artist Or A Charlatan? by coogar: 10:17pm On May 23, 2012
michelin89: Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever been so sexy, that
1. The other party ran for their life so they wouldn't end up trapped in your seductive web?
2. The other party just kept coming back for more and more?
it happens pretty often. girls running away cos they feel a guy is too smooth to be true.
their body is telling them yes but their head is saying "no, don't do it!!!! i wouldn't
call it seduction though....it's merely a fatal attraction.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:13pm On May 23, 2012
montelik: Seems Pogba is doing to us what he did to Le Havre. Juventus be warned.

*singing what goes around, comes all the way back around*
pogba can feck off to where the sun don't shine.....united should cut their losses
and sign gems that are ready to prove their worth.

StarBoard: A player like Anderson is a definite liability.
What use is a player, no matter how talented he is, if he is rarely fit or cannot adapt to the system to accommodate all types of players?
Like someone says,weve seen this before with Hargreaves.
Let's not go into this argument again.Anderson talk sounds like we're continuously driving on a round-about.
For me, he hasn't done enough.As simple as that. I don't recall a certain Zidane complaining about the type of midfielders he played with at club and country yet he might be the greatest of his generation.
zidane? zidane didn't have to play as a central midfielder when he was young....
don't let us forget this anderson has won champions league and the premier league.
you can criticise him for being injury prone...don't berate his talents.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:10pm On May 23, 2012
debosky: Don't jump around in arguments - the comment about trophies is related to the daft comparison between Xavi/Iniesta and Modric.
I did not say you needed to be a trophy winner, and my point about Modric highlights this view - I was talking about him choking at a crucial moment where his contribution was needed to achieve a specific goal (3rd place in the case for Spurs).
oh please, spare us these details.
they also faced a club who were fighting relegation....
tottenham did well to stay above chelsea and liverpool in the league.
had chelsea not won the champions league, you won't be spewing this nonsense.

tottenham had their best season ever - playing good football consistently.



You're wrong - I've given Modric his due - his performances over the season were fairly consistent, BUT he failed at a crucial moment - that's the point.

The crucial game I mentioned was that against Aston Villa - they are not a big team. Did he not play in his so called 'preferred' position? Instead all he did was play duff corner kicks (19 no less) which all resulted in zilch.
he was better than lampard - qed.
you don't rate a player based on one game.....you evaluate a player throughout
the course of the season. who had the better performance over the season?
modric or lampard?


I expect him to deliver at crucial moments. At 1-1 in the penultimate game of the season against a relegation threatened Villa and CL qualification at stake, big players step up and deliver. Modric did not. Surely that isn't too complicated to understand.
they finished 4th after 38 league games.....it was good enough to qualify them for the champions
league.
Family › Re: Kind Advisers by coogar:
[quote author=tpia@]is the gateman no longer sleeping with her, or why is she aiming for so many lovers at the same time? huh

anyway, why not hire your own maid so you can stay at home.

full time job sha (if na true story)- doing all the housework plus extra at the school yet finding time to service so many men and still seduce more in between.[/quote]maybe she's a nymph[i]o[/i].....
the op better send her away if she delivers a baby-boy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:26pm On May 23, 2012
debosky: I repeat, CONSISTENT performances AND at crucial moments. Messi, Xavi and Iniesta have done so countless times this season already - they've already this season.

If they failed at one point after winning 2 back to back titles, but still won other things (and may still win Copa del Rey) then it is not the same thing.

Please tell me what Modric won for Spurs. grin
what has van persie won for arsenal in the last 7 seasons?
surely, obafemi martins must be better than him as martins won the carling
cup for birmingham - van persie was @ the cusp of achievement to deliver
arsenal from their drought but it was martins who carried the day.

if you reason like a goat, i would treat you like a hilly-billy.


He was under par compared to previous seasons, but he was still the highest goal scorer, despite all the issues he had.
the highest goal scorer? it says it all really that a midfielder whose
stats was pumped by set-pieces is chelsea's highest scorer. lampard contributed
nothing in the league.....virtually nothing to be compared to modric.

go and read my stats again.....modric shat on lampard in epic proportions.
Family › Re: Kind Advisers by coogar: 8:06pm On May 23, 2012
davidylan: why? Are your hands and mouth pregnant too?
her religion restricts her from using her hands and mouth
in the bedroom.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:00pm On May 23, 2012
debosky: I know you're dyslexic - both consistent performances AND delivering at the vital moment is the issue here, not just the crucial moment.
yes...messi knew he had to deliver @ camp nou to stop chelsea from progressing.
xavi/iniesta knew they had to beat real madrid at nou camp to save some pride and put
themselves back in the title race. you cannot blame modric and leave messi/xavi/iniesta.

this is why i think you are a raving simpleton!

You can't read - Drogba was rubbish for most of the season, so such a comparison cannot even be made.
lampard was also rubbish for most of the season according to lord ibime.
he claims this is lampard's worst season....
Family › Re: Kind Advisers by coogar: 7:33pm On May 23, 2012
davidylan: Why hasnt your husband reprimanded her in front of your mom and yourself? That might do the trick.
On another note, i hope you are picking up some valuable lessons from the househelp on how to treat a man like a king.
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Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 7:15pm On May 23, 2012
armyofone: when a guy is unecessarily arguing with a lady, it tells the guy like/love such gal grin
Saga and Cooger are just acting up.
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Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 7:05pm On May 23, 2012
michelin89: Queensmith is ayettymama? huh shocked
haha, here comes the op.
michelin, do you have men you confide in that you
can tell everything without fear or fervour?
Family › Re: Marriage, Family, And Wife - The Fear Of The Unknown by coogar: 7:01pm On May 23, 2012
shymmex: Every time I think about getting married, having a wife, and having a family - the fear of the unknown hits me like a hurricane.. I'm a perfectionist, and these three words always scare the hell out of me. I'm yet to see a perfect marriage, and I just can't imagine myself being locked into someone for the rest of my life. I love kids, and I want atleast four kids - as soon as I think I'm ready to be a dad, and I'm stable enough to raise them right.. But the wife part is scary...

The thought of living with the same girl for the rest of my life always make me tremble with fear, because I'm from the school of thought that - if you're willing to make a covenant in the presence of God, you have to obey it. Divorce is not in my dictionary, and if I ever get married - it's definitely "till death do us part." I kind of get bored of girls easily, except probably, the last girl I was in a serious relationship with.. She is the only girl I've ever lived with for months, and still feel attracted to - every time I see her.. The only girl I've ever been attracted to, immediately after having sex with her - guys should know what I'm on about.. I thought I had met the one girl, I would actually contemplate getting married to, and live happily ever after with - but we had our problems.. We were insanely attracted to eachother, but we argue and fight all the time - and the fights usually get physical, and crazy.. She's gone now, and I'm back to the old me.. I'm questioning marriage again - I'm confused about family - and having a wife is sounding scary to me again..

Everyone around is getting married.. Parents are asking me about when I'll finally bring their future in-laws to the yard.. Friends are asking me about the girl I'll finally settle down with... Pressure is coming from everywhere, but I just don't know what to tell these people.. Should I just fake it, and get married to any attractive, and cultured girl, just to feel among - or drop the bombshell that getting married, having a wife, and starting a family isn't my thing?? Or should I just go back to that one girl, I actually thought I could settle down with - and make up with her?

I'm confused, I'm scared - the fear of unknown is back... What should I do?
you're not alone.....just keep searching!
around the corner awaits a gem to be plucked by you.
keep your head up!!!
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:49pm On May 23, 2012
Sagamite: With what you have seen of her on NL, tell me, would you be cheerful if your brother or son brought her home as his fiancee?
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Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:37pm On May 23, 2012
ronkebp: And you think women really confide in menhuh as in say the truth about themselves??
they say everything....full confidentiality.
what you dunno about your bestfriend, her boyfriend of 3 weeks does.

queensmith: This thread can be used as a case study, classic attempt to pit women against each other.
This weak attempt at manipulation is a characteristic of low confidence in men.
I'm gonna have to start charging, this magic power of mine can't go for free.
hot air as usual.
i don't need a posse to put you in your place.
i have been bitchslapping you since the fall of man in eden....why would the modus operandi change?
ayettymama, you would forever remain my bytch! grin cheesy
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:29pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: next stage- denial.

I certainly intimidate you. Your not alone, coons fall to the ground when i'm around.
ayettymama? intimidate me? with what?
you don't even have a degree and you intimidate me?
with your manicured leprous hands or adipose cells?

delusion of grandeur on a wednesday evening. grin
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:27pm On May 23, 2012
ronkebp: Guys (Sagamite and Coogar) you both should free Queensmith and you all will say na women get bad-belle pass!!!! what i am reading on here is real bad belle, from men for that matter!!!! smiley smiley
why aren't we doing the same to you? chaircover? jennykadry? tgirl4real?

that's exactly what this thread is all about - you women are too restricted to
express your feelings to another misbehaving woman cos you are scared of her
vulnerability or scared you might be hurting her emotionally!

when one of you look into the eyes of queensmith and tell her she's a tool, we would
stop doing y'all job for you. wink
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:18pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: The next stage- tantrums, i'm breaking you both little by little.

queensmith intimidates coons!

Real men with real confidence are never intimidated by intellectual women. you argue, you lose, then you bych and you want to claim women are irrational? Go back over your posts, the coonery!
intimidates? your intellectual level can't reach that.
maybe you intimidate low-lives like yourself with poop for brains.
coogar vs queensmith......you have a better chance becoming the leader of BNP.
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 6:12pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: The truth sure is bitter- cry coogar cryyyy cry me a river let it all out. The women that hurt you in the past. The queensmiths that rejected you.

Soo much feeling and emotion.

O I am good!
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Family › Re: Kind Advisers by coogar: 6:05pm On May 23, 2012
[quote author=copyright ]Hi, I'm a regular NDL, but using a new name for obvious reasons.

Sorry for the long post, ignore if you can't read through

Ok, here goes...

I am pregnant but I have to stay with my parents due to the fact that my pregnancy is 'high risk' and I need to be monitored seriously. This is fine with my husband as he works on the island and is hardly ever at home. We have been married for a while after dealing with losses and infertility, so we are ready to give this all it will take.

Anyways, My mum's maid helps me...quite mature. She cooks absolutely well, takes care of the house well and is very hardworking but is a big time prostitutee. She sleeps with the gateman (she has been caught severally), also with various men. What she wears around the house is absolutely ridiculus! Spaghetti with mini skirts, she goes bra-less numerous times. Omg! Its difficult when i look at her. Now, the problem is my mum loves her very much because she works as a maid for the house and doubles as a cook for my mums school. She enjoys this (as I said before, she LOVES cooking). This in turn saves my mum a lot of money.

The day I insulted her she threatened to leave and my mum listed the implications of her leaving now to me ( I'm on strict bedrest, so can't stand up). This is an awful position to be trust me, but i'll do anything to go full term. Now I have tried getting a new maid but my mum is always too 'busy' to go and see them. My mum loves her too much, cos honestly the girl is absolutely hardworking.

My husband obviously comes to see me a lot of times and he started complimenting the girls food. This girl serves him like a king (of course he's one), but my point is this girl knows how to treat a man. He feels she has been so helpful to me and is always very nice to her. So here I am, practically bedridden, and this girl wears bra-less in front of hubby, opens her cleavage and is generally seductive. I discussed this with him and he said we should just look at the big picture and I should ignore all her moves for peaces' sakes. The straw that broke the camels back was the last one she did. I was admitted at the hospital last week (normally my numerous admissions take minimum a week), but was surprisingly discharged a day after, on a Saturday. This girl was alone in the house. My husband picked me up from the hospital and took me back to my parents house. Now, he hold me to sit in the car while he shouted her name to come and open the door.

She obviously thought he came alone and came down in only wrapper and let the wrapper fall as she opened thereby revealing her stark nudity to him. When I tried to shout, he ordered me to keep quiet because of my B.P. I knew it had gone up after I saw her. Now I reported to my mum, who didn't say a word for fear that the girl might decide to leave.

I have been crying since Saturday because I just feel incapacitated and helpless. I want to ban hubby from coming to visit me but am scared it will push him out further. He's an absolutely perfect man, he comes straight from work. Am scared if I say he should stop coming he won't understand and might begin to feel somehow. Am just sooo sad. I don't have the right to send her away because she's my mums 'savior' but I just HATE her!!

Please, am I over reacting? Is it pregnancy hormones? What should I do? I don't say a word to the useless girl again, but she goes around knowing the power she has all because I am on strict bedrest.

P.S. hubby and I have not had sex since I got pregnant ( abt 6 month). I don't know the effect this has on men esp when someone is doing this to them.[/quote]much ado about nothing.
your raging hormones should be blamed. don't you trust your husband?
you really believe he would bang your housemaid because of some grotesque nudefest?
i would be embarrassed if i were your husband and you harbour such thoughts about me.
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 5:58pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: you sure do spend alot of time on someone you claim to hate! Coonery!
of course.....she needs a constant reminder to know she's hated.
akin to the way you banish the devil everyday in the name of Jesus.....

i hate you and i will spend a lot of time telling you i hate you. grin
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 5:56pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: I pity you dudes, I really do. Your like a bunch of bipolar animals. You cant decide what you hate what you want who you don't want whether you have standards. The coonery!

i've said it before and i'll say it again- it doesnt take much to make the men on here cry! grin grin grin grin
as if we give a damn if you exist or not......
ayettymama, nobody dates your kind again, your kind existed pre-dinosaur. grin

your offence: the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century.
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 5:22pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: coon, you are fooling yourself not me. Your life- live it the way you want. The truth remains you have no league and no standards. You can put the rest in a rap song.
bwahahaha

misery loves company. i know you wish i was you.....
ayettymama, go n get a liposuction done. i can set up a trust fund here
on nairaland for well meaning members to contribute towards reshaping you. grin
Family › Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by coogar: 4:46pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: More bravado, and excessive coonery, you are all low in self esteem and run on false confidence. Thats why you find solace in putting women (that reject you) down. Why will a confident individual chase someone they claim is 'out of their league'. The women in your league are on holiday? They may as well be a group of rats that went to hibernate.

I see why these women turn you down, your a bunch of coons.
because a man can swing into different levels and get away with it.
half bread is better than nang sometimes....don't blame me, blame the game.

queensmith, when you lose some adipose cells, you would get the attention you crave.
going to clubs in packs and laughing loud like diseased hyenas is not the way to get my attention.

sorry..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:27pm On May 23, 2012
nateevs: Come on Debo!
How many times in the previous seasons has Arsenal failed to take advantage of rivals slipping up?
What exactly did that say about Fabregas?

By your logic, Bayern huffed and puffed with 43 shots and 20 corners, they could only muster a goal; therefore Malouda must be better than Robben. Barcelona on the cusp of a major achievement, Messi blows a pen, Ramies scores a wonder goal that keeps Chelsea in the tie, therefore, Ramires should bench Messi.


Haba Debo!
yes, that's their logic(ibime and debosky), 2 filthy fat fools.
drogba is better than messi, ramirez is better than fabregas.......
mata & lampard are better than xavi and iniesta.......hell, di matteo is better than pep guardiola!

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