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nateevs: The Chelsea way! Scouting, bidding, negotiations, all without a manager in place.i have another gift for you.....what's your email again? |
mbulela: So has David May and even Djimi Traore won the champions league.djimi traore won the premier league? ![]() |
debosky: He said it in March - is that close enough for you?that was the day they lost 3-1 to man utd at white hart lane! even after the result, they were 4 points ahead of arsenal and they were in the 3rd position. they had punched above their weight to get that far up the table and when natural order was restored, they went back to their level. arsenal on the other hand started so poorly and clawed their way back to 4th position. a ploy wenger masterminded to give arsenal fans a false sense of hope. wenger played shyte tactics in the first half of the season then rectified his problems. it's like united playing enyimba and going 4-0 down in the first half only for fergie to engineer his men to score 5 goals in the 2nd half. the fans would laud the performance for the come back but should united have gone 4 goals down in the first place? if united had scored 5 goals in the first half with enyimba staging a comeback to end it 5-4, the fans would be calling for fergie's head. wenger knew arsenal fans would have asked for more had he maintained the 3rd position all season long so he created despair by languishing in the 10th position for long periods then creeping back to their level at 3rd position to give charlatans like debosky his [i]o[/i]rgasm. arsenal have now become a club that is satisfied with finishing 3rd or 4th when their main objective should be winning the title. |
MRbrownJAY: its a game, and unless the seductor has that person under control at all time, then he will always fail. if he got her down to the bedmatic and then she suddenly sees the light then he simply dropped his guard and got caught off.even after 24 thrusts? how did he drop his guard? he was doing the right thing but the seductee's left side of the brain woke up ![]() |
shymmex: I'm confused now..fatal attraction in the sense that the consequences of the attraction can be lethal. the wife of your boss giving you the "come and get me" signals is a fatal attraction. if you decide to take the offer, your boss could have you murdered. |
debosky: But it was a let down - they talked virtually all season about wanting to finish 3rd and be in the CL - they knew only 3rd would guarantee CL footie and they didn't get it.i want to know when he said this...... alan pardew also dreamt of finishing 2nd or 3rd, we all know how it ended for them. so by your estimation, newcastle didn't have a good season? upstarts like tottenham and newcastle don't really have tall dreams. if they finish 2nd or 3rd, they would take it but if they finish 4th or 5th, it's still a good season. how many times has tottenham won a trophy or finish in the top 4 for it to be a let down for them? fact still remains chelsea, man utd, man city and arsenal are bigger than tottenham and would finish above tottenham every day of the week. |
MRbrownJAY: yes off course, but if it is brought on by the word/actions of that said man then he is a seductor, and she is the seductee. if the lady still listen to her head, then that seductor hasnt got his game right, the ones who do will have the lady disregard her what her head is telling her for the sweet words that comes out of this man's mouth.i don't really agree. would you say a seductor didn't get his game right after getting as far as intercourse but got interrupted because seductee finally found her tongue to say no? |
debosky: You are an incorrigible mor0n. Was Martins consistent in that season? How many games did he play? I repeat - this isn't simply about winning trophies.you are a douche-bag.....what's not consistent about martins that season? he was on loan and he contributed towards birmingham winning that trophy. Again I return to my initial premise - consistent performances over the course of the season and delivering at crucial moments. Winning the title may be the crucial moment, but that's not the only crucial moment - others include maintaining league status, qualifying for Europe, etc.so lampard produced consistent performance over the course of the season? frank lampard that was on the verge of moving away from chelsea to man utd in january? you are a slimy twerp! RVP has had a consistent season of performances AND delivered at a crucial moment. Consider Arsenal vs Norwich: 70+ minutes and Arsenal were on the verge of losing the 3rd place spot, and RVP turned up with the goods and scored twice - his goals in that game got us the point that eventually got us 3rd place since our final day results were identical with the Spuds.same as modric, his assists here and there contributed to taking spurs to the 4th position. if you are comparing tottenham and chelsea based on winning trophies then you're a troglodyte. every club has it's limits. a 4th place finish for spurs is not the same as a 4th place finish for united. chelsea are a bigger club than tottenham - chelsea have a far bigger chance of winning trophies than tottenham. spurs would celebrate a 4th place finish than united would even celebrate a premier league title(which has become tasteless for fergie's men due to the number of times they keep winning it). tottenham still finished 4th but the uefa rule of defending champions of champions league getting an automatic group stage berth did them in. That's what a telling contribution at a crucial moment looks like.his telling contribution would be his goal against bolton away where tottenham took all the 3 points. without his contribution in that game, they wouldn't have finished 4th. tottenham finished exactly where they should have finished. stop making it sound as if finishing 4th was a let down for them. |
michelin89: Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever been so sexy, thatit happens pretty often. girls running away cos they feel a guy is too smooth to be true. their body is telling them yes but their head is saying "no, don't do it!!!! i wouldn't call it seduction though....it's merely a fatal attraction. |
montelik: Seems Pogba is doing to us what he did to Le Havre. Juventus be warned.pogba can feck off to where the sun don't shine.....united should cut their losses and sign gems that are ready to prove their worth. StarBoard: A player like Anderson is a definite liability.zidane? zidane didn't have to play as a central midfielder when he was young.... don't let us forget this anderson has won champions league and the premier league. you can criticise him for being injury prone...don't berate his talents. |
debosky: Don't jump around in arguments - the comment about trophies is related to the daft comparison between Xavi/Iniesta and Modric.oh please, spare us these details. they also faced a club who were fighting relegation.... tottenham did well to stay above chelsea and liverpool in the league. had chelsea not won the champions league, you won't be spewing this nonsense. tottenham had their best season ever - playing good football consistently. You're wrong - I've given Modric his due - his performances over the season were fairly consistent, BUT he failed at a crucial moment - that's the point.he was better than lampard - qed. you don't rate a player based on one game.....you evaluate a player throughout the course of the season. who had the better performance over the season? modric or lampard? I expect him to deliver at crucial moments. At 1-1 in the penultimate game of the season against a relegation threatened Villa and CL qualification at stake, big players step up and deliver. Modric did not. Surely that isn't too complicated to understand.they finished 4th after 38 league games.....it was good enough to qualify them for the champions league. |
[quote author=tpia@]is the gateman no longer sleeping with her, or why is she aiming for so many lovers at the same time? ![]() anyway, why not hire your own maid so you can stay at home. full time job sha (if na true story)- doing all the housework plus extra at the school yet finding time to service so many men and still seduce more in between.[/quote]maybe she's a nymph[i]o[/i]..... the op better send her away if she delivers a baby-boy! |
debosky: I repeat, CONSISTENT performances AND at crucial moments. Messi, Xavi and Iniesta have done so countless times this season already - they've already this season.what has van persie won for arsenal in the last 7 seasons? surely, obafemi martins must be better than him as martins won the carling cup for birmingham - van persie was @ the cusp of achievement to deliver arsenal from their drought but it was martins who carried the day. if you reason like a goat, i would treat you like a hilly-billy. He was under par compared to previous seasons, but he was still the highest goal scorer, despite all the issues he had.the highest goal scorer? it says it all really that a midfielder whose stats was pumped by set-pieces is chelsea's highest scorer. lampard contributed nothing in the league.....virtually nothing to be compared to modric. go and read my stats again.....modric shat on lampard in epic proportions. |
davidylan: why? Are your hands and mouth pregnant too?her religion restricts her from using her hands and mouth in the bedroom. |
debosky: I know you're dyslexic - both consistent performances AND delivering at the vital moment is the issue here, not just the crucial moment.yes...messi knew he had to deliver @ camp nou to stop chelsea from progressing. xavi/iniesta knew they had to beat real madrid at nou camp to save some pride and put themselves back in the title race. you cannot blame modric and leave messi/xavi/iniesta. this is why i think you are a raving simpleton! You can't read - Drogba was rubbish for most of the season, so such a comparison cannot even be made.lampard was also rubbish for most of the season according to lord ibime. he claims this is lampard's worst season.... |
davidylan: Why hasnt your husband reprimanded her in front of your mom and yourself? That might do the trick.https://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20gifs/f8e635cf.gif |
armyofone: when a guy is unecessarily arguing with a lady, it tells the guy like/love such galhttps://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/LostSerenity12/wwe4.gif |
michelin89: Queensmith is ayettymama?haha, here comes the op. michelin, do you have men you confide in that you can tell everything without fear or fervour? |
shymmex: Every time I think about getting married, having a wife, and having a family - the fear of the unknown hits me like a hurricane.. I'm a perfectionist, and these three words always scare the hell out of me. I'm yet to see a perfect marriage, and I just can't imagine myself being locked into someone for the rest of my life. I love kids, and I want atleast four kids - as soon as I think I'm ready to be a dad, and I'm stable enough to raise them right.. But the wife part is scary...you're not alone.....just keep searching! around the corner awaits a gem to be plucked by you. keep your head up!!! |
Sagamite: With what you have seen of her on NL, tell me, would you be cheerful if your brother or son brought her home as his fiancee?https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4399277443_85e4b2d721_o.gif |
ronkebp: And you think women really confide in menthey say everything....full confidentiality. what you dunno about your bestfriend, her boyfriend of 3 weeks does. queensmith: This thread can be used as a case study, classic attempt to pit women against each other.hot air as usual. i don't need a posse to put you in your place. i have been bitchslapping you since the fall of man in eden....why would the modus operandi change? ayettymama, you would forever remain my bytch! ![]() |
queensmith: next stage- denial.ayettymama? intimidate me? with what? you don't even have a degree and you intimidate me? with your manicured leprous hands or adipose cells? delusion of grandeur on a wednesday evening. ![]() |
ronkebp: Guys (Sagamite and Coogar) you both should free Queensmith and you all will say na women get bad-belle pass!!!! what i am reading on here is real bad belle, from men for that matter!!!!why aren't we doing the same to you? chaircover? jennykadry? tgirl4real? that's exactly what this thread is all about - you women are too restricted to express your feelings to another misbehaving woman cos you are scared of her vulnerability or scared you might be hurting her emotionally! when one of you look into the eyes of queensmith and tell her she's a tool, we would stop doing y'all job for you. ![]() |
queensmith: The next stage- tantrums, i'm breaking you both little by little.intimidates? your intellectual level can't reach that. maybe you intimidate low-lives like yourself with poop for brains. coogar vs queensmith......you have a better chance becoming the leader of BNP. |
queensmith: The truth sure is bitter- cry coogar cryyyy cry me a river let it all out. The women that hurt you in the past. The queensmiths that rejected you.https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0eb0aYsV1qdlkgg.gif |
[quote author=copyright ]Hi, I'm a regular NDL, but using a new name for obvious reasons. Sorry for the long post, ignore if you can't read through Ok, here goes... I am pregnant but I have to stay with my parents due to the fact that my pregnancy is 'high risk' and I need to be monitored seriously. This is fine with my husband as he works on the island and is hardly ever at home. We have been married for a while after dealing with losses and infertility, so we are ready to give this all it will take. Anyways, My mum's maid helps me...quite mature. She cooks absolutely well, takes care of the house well and is very hardworking but is a big time prostitutee. She sleeps with the gateman (she has been caught severally), also with various men. What she wears around the house is absolutely ridiculus! Spaghetti with mini skirts, she goes bra-less numerous times. Omg! Its difficult when i look at her. Now, the problem is my mum loves her very much because she works as a maid for the house and doubles as a cook for my mums school. She enjoys this (as I said before, she LOVES cooking). This in turn saves my mum a lot of money. The day I insulted her she threatened to leave and my mum listed the implications of her leaving now to me ( I'm on strict bedrest, so can't stand up). This is an awful position to be trust me, but i'll do anything to go full term. Now I have tried getting a new maid but my mum is always too 'busy' to go and see them. My mum loves her too much, cos honestly the girl is absolutely hardworking. My husband obviously comes to see me a lot of times and he started complimenting the girls food. This girl serves him like a king (of course he's one), but my point is this girl knows how to treat a man. He feels she has been so helpful to me and is always very nice to her. So here I am, practically bedridden, and this girl wears bra-less in front of hubby, opens her cleavage and is generally seductive. I discussed this with him and he said we should just look at the big picture and I should ignore all her moves for peaces' sakes. The straw that broke the camels back was the last one she did. I was admitted at the hospital last week (normally my numerous admissions take minimum a week), but was surprisingly discharged a day after, on a Saturday. This girl was alone in the house. My husband picked me up from the hospital and took me back to my parents house. Now, he hold me to sit in the car while he shouted her name to come and open the door. She obviously thought he came alone and came down in only wrapper and let the wrapper fall as she opened thereby revealing her stark nudity to him. When I tried to shout, he ordered me to keep quiet because of my B.P. I knew it had gone up after I saw her. Now I reported to my mum, who didn't say a word for fear that the girl might decide to leave. I have been crying since Saturday because I just feel incapacitated and helpless. I want to ban hubby from coming to visit me but am scared it will push him out further. He's an absolutely perfect man, he comes straight from work. Am scared if I say he should stop coming he won't understand and might begin to feel somehow. Am just sooo sad. I don't have the right to send her away because she's my mums 'savior' but I just HATE her!! Please, am I over reacting? Is it pregnancy hormones? What should I do? I don't say a word to the useless girl again, but she goes around knowing the power she has all because I am on strict bedrest. P.S. hubby and I have not had sex since I got pregnant ( abt 6 month). I don't know the effect this has on men esp when someone is doing this to them.[/quote]much ado about nothing. your raging hormones should be blamed. don't you trust your husband? you really believe he would bang your housemaid because of some grotesque nudefest? i would be embarrassed if i were your husband and you harbour such thoughts about me. |
queensmith: you sure do spend alot of time on someone you claim to hate! Coonery!of course.....she needs a constant reminder to know she's hated. akin to the way you banish the devil everyday in the name of Jesus..... i hate you and i will spend a lot of time telling you i hate you. ![]() |
queensmith: I pity you dudes, I really do. Your like a bunch of bipolar animals. You cant decide what you hate what you want who you don't want whether you have standards. The coonery!as if we give a damn if you exist or not...... ayettymama, nobody dates your kind again, your kind existed pre-dinosaur. ![]() your offence: the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. |
queensmith: coon, you are fooling yourself not me. Your life- live it the way you want. The truth remains you have no league and no standards. You can put the rest in a rap song.bwahahaha misery loves company. i know you wish i was you..... ayettymama, go n get a liposuction done. i can set up a trust fund here on nairaland for well meaning members to contribute towards reshaping you. ![]() |
queensmith: More bravado, and excessive coonery, you are all low in self esteem and run on false confidence. Thats why you find solace in putting women (that reject you) down. Why will a confident individual chase someone they claim is 'out of their league'. The women in your league are on holiday? They may as well be a group of rats that went to hibernate.because a man can swing into different levels and get away with it. half bread is better than nang sometimes....don't blame me, blame the game. queensmith, when you lose some adipose cells, you would get the attention you crave. going to clubs in packs and laughing loud like diseased hyenas is not the way to get my attention. sorry..... ![]() |
nateevs: Come on Debo!yes, that's their logic(ibime and debosky), 2 filthy fat fools. drogba is better than messi, ramirez is better than fabregas....... mata & lampard are better than xavi and iniesta.......hell, di matteo is better than pep guardiola! |
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