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queensmith: More speculations, more assumptions more hypotheticals of situations that only occurin your head. I'm not going to encourage coonery from anybody. Women confide more in women than they do men, take it or leave it.

women gossip with you, they confide in men!

You see you have many problems that will take a few consultaions to resolve, it's not an overnight thing to build confidence so you have to be patient. Tell me exactly what happened from the very beginning

ode....opinion is like a clit[i]o[/i]ris, every c[i]u[/i]nt has one!

the kinda women i lay are way out of your league.
they are the ones you can only aspire to be - don't even think it.

Are you listening to yourself? You know you sound like a f00l.You insult the women you are busy chasing? If they are soo razz why are you soo pissed from being turned down? Whats it to you if your soo sure of yourself? Women are in the club enjoying themselves and you are taking offense they show no interest in you. Whats your business with a woman that brought and paid to have a good time? This is the sort of arrogance that chases people away from those razmataz nightclubs. Men practically raping you just because you went clubbing! kwasia!

chasing to screw and dump is quite different from chasing to keep and marry.
when you bend your head around that fact, the scales in your lens and cornea might fall off.

that a man is asking you stuff in the club doesn't make you the prom queen....his
missus is on vacation and the animal instinct in him sees you as the weakest in the pack to
guarantee an easy lay. don't get ahead of yourself or pretend here.....from the way you talk,
you would be easy to screw. unfortunately for you, your level is too low to be considered.

lose some weight, buy some good attitude and you might stand a chance.

queensmith: You cannot tell me about women, I am a woman I have inside information :p
Also you are antagonising yourself, you stated earlier that women are more competitive? Your argument is a weak one.

see this mumu. women confide in the men who they sleep with.
the information i know about your best friend i am fuckin, you don't know 1/10th of it.

More angry black men talk, I've never actually been in this situation before so it's safe to assume you guys make it up in your heads. In reality the woman has rejected you, however when you tell the story a friend appeared from nowhere whispering words in a loud nightclub? Well done o delusional one.

the pulling happens outside the club, you charlatan!
is it inside the club a man schemes to take a chic home or when the do is over?
your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is exemplary!

That's what I said, if you approach the woman politely and she's in the mood why not. If you aggressively pull a woman from a group of friends there is no way shes going to dance with you. Rather than run on bravado you guys need to work on you approach!

funny enough, you only get the agbero attitude from naija women.
the women of the other countries expect men to chat them up, that's why they were in the club in the first place.
however, most naija women are different - mentally and facially razz.....they come to the club, sit down in groups,
they don't socialize, they don't dance cos their confidence is shot....and after the day is done, they cry to
their pastors that men don't come to them. who would?

Ibime: I shoulda known Im arguring with a charlatan neophyte.

Perhaps your experience of Luis Enrique is limited to Spain vs Nigeria in France 98.


Luis Enrique was an attacking midfielder/winger who was world renowned for being able to play right-back, centre-back, left-back, central-midfield, right and left mid, forward etc etc. . . all positions on the pitch except goalie.

His usual position was attacking midfield (usually to the right).

Yet the analogy holds. . . I dont care how many positions Modric can play. Lampard is still better.

the charlatan speaketh.....after getting trounced by statistics that put
his original post into the bin. modric whupped lampard's arse in the league.
modric's tottenham finished above chelsea in the league.

chelsea in the cup competitions don't count....they defeated tottenham @ wembley
controversially after ghost goals were given or when petr cech should have been
sent off for professionally fouling adebayor for the goal.

lampard's chelsea finished 6th in the league, tottenham finished 4th!

debosky: The results speak for themselves - when Arsenal squandered 2 points against Norwich, it set up nicely for Spurs to take advantage and go into the last day of the season in 3rd place. They went to relegation threatened Villa the day after and choked. Modric and his colleagues huffed and puffed, and even with 19 corners and 21 shots, they could only muster a goal, and even that came from a penalty. Sounds similar to another bunch of chokers who messed up in Munich.

And please don't give the 10 man excuse - Lamps and Chelski were down to 10 men against the best team in the world, not some abysmally awful Villa side, yet Lamps was able to judiciously use one of the rare forays forward to set up Ramires for a goal, all that in a period where they were playing a game every 4 days, while Spurs were ONLY competing for the CL slot at this time.

Both sides in a similar position - on the cusp of a major achievement - Lamps delivers in one, Modric fails to deliver in the other.

in that wise, ozil is better than xavi/iniesta.
xavi on the cusp of a major achievement of catching real madrid in the league, failed to beat madrid at nou camp.
messi on the cusp of a major achievement of playing in another champions league final, failed to beat chelsea at nou camp
despite playing 10 men chelsea for 1 hr.....

in a nutshell,
debosky speaking idiotically feels drogba is a better striker than messi because of what is at stake at nou camp!!!
your idiocy on these pages has been peerless.

Ibime: What does moving position mean.
He played 85% of games in no4 position
Reminds me of Nateevs silly arguments about Gerrard being able to play here, there and everywhere so must be better than Lampard.

modric is better, more versatile, produced more attacking/defending
stats than lampard!!!

Luis Enrique holds the distinction of being able to play 10 positions on the pitch, yet he will never be a legend at Barca like Xavi who only plays the one position.

you're so silly... xavi is primarily a central midfielder, enrique is primarily a left back.

Ibime: So the defence is what affects Modric's attacking stats?
Sauron, you need help!

how's modric attacking stats affected when he trumped lampard
in every attacking stat available!

Modric is a better player than Lampard?
Mad Man!!!

much much better.
the lampard i have seen in the last 2 seasons is dross.
you would see how he puts england into more trouble in europe next month.

Lampard has touched heights in the last ten years that are mere pipe dreams to Modric, whether scoring 20+ goals for 8 consecutive seasons, finishing in umpteen UEFA teams of the year, UEFA Midfielder of the year several times, 15 and more assists on many occassion, Ballon D'or runner-up, 20 goals away from Chelsea all-time goals record(unbelieveable feat for a midfielder), UCL, 4 FA Cups, 3 EPL's etc etc etc

having scored from 40 penalty kicks for chelsea in the premier league alone, it's easy for him
to have copped that stats. besides, lampard plays for a superior team. a team abramovic has spent
more than £1 billion on top and had jose mourinho(one of the best managers in the business) so how
won't lampard post such? you are comparing chelsea to tottenham? you're a disgrace!

You are accusing me of avoiding stats. . . OPTA stats labelled Lamps the greatest player in premiership history according to stats.
What is Modric achievement in life apart from being hailed for small DAGBOSE to escape from trouble in midfield.
Sauron, you are a MAD MAN to even compare nonsense!!!!
You think all this achievements are achieved by mere DAGBOSE?
Modric DAGBOSE because of small size to avoid being tackled whilst Sandro simply barge through whoever tries to challenge him. The net result is the same, yet Coogar and Nateevs do summersault for Modric.

you are a tool! who is talking about premier league history.
we are talking about this season and your recent extrapolation?

Trust me, the way Moussa Dembele is playing in central midfield these days, it wont be long before he is outshining Modric, yet effectiveness is still lacking in both their cases. Pay attention to the quote by soccernet. The point in bold applies to you and Nateevs:
Many have tried to belittle Lampard throughout his career and yet the reality is that this 33-year-old should be hailed as the ultimate Chelsea hero
Crase man!

soccernet is a shyte site. american site analysing football. what do they know?
lamapard's worst season and they are giving me 9.5/10. what a disgrace!!!

queensmith: men bych as much as women. Everyone does their fare share of byching about people they don't like. Men do it, women do it too.
Your second statement contradicts what you said before about female bosses? Women do not tread carefully around other women. You are more likely to divulge intimate details to a woman than a man, the connection in female relationships cannot be compared to intersex ones. In the end they do share alot in common,.
one of my closest friends is a guy, there are many things I will never share with him. Thats not freedom at all, as a woman I can say you're chatting absolute nonsense. Women do not perceive other women as vulnerable or sensitive.

you're a tool!
ask your fellow women - they would tell you it's the truth.
women are less comfortable being competitive.

Well it's your inability to handle rejections that makes you invent non existent concepts. In a social situation where you are bothering a girl who is having a good time with her friends what kind of response do you expect? Rather than see the reality (the woman does not want you) you decide to believe there is some vendetta. That's the fact of it right there you can spin it any way you want.

stop talking via your arse.....most of the time, the target has agreed to dance
then her ugly, obese friend runs to her, whispers nonsense in her ears and she changes her mind.

If you visit a decent night club (face it your scenarios only happen in razmataz ones) you will find blokes pulling females in groups left and right.
I've never understood why a nigerian man thinks it's appropriate to interrupt a conversation in a restaurant or bother a girl that's having fun with friends. It's rude and antisocial. That is all. It applies to any group really not just female ones. Less arrogance more manners wins the race.

you're a tool.....in decent night clubs, men also tend to pull women to dance with.
it's not rude and antisocial to socialize in a club. you are the one with shot confidence here.

a naija man is confident....he sees what he likes and walks up to her.
what's antisocial there?

Ibime: Guy, stop yarning opaks.

Chelsea would swap all their wingers for Lennon and Bale immediately!!!!

VDV and Mata is either or.

Adebayor produced FAR MORE than Shekpe keeper and DD who combined might not even threaten Adebayors figures. . . 18 goals and 12 assists in just 36 games.

Kyle Walker is far better than our right-back.

On all attacking indexes, every Chelsea fan would swap our attacking players for theirs.

Please dont talk about Valencia. Spurs is not Wigan!!!


Modric was let down by misfits?

Do you know how many times shekpe keeper has let down his suppliers?

what about the defence? would you swap cech + terry + cahill for friedel + king + kaboul?
seeing that chelsea triumphed against barcelona/bayern by their dogged defending not
by any attacking play, can you now see how moronic you are to be expecting modric to stop
tottenham from losing when he has a bunch of misfits in goal?

take it or leave it, modric is a better player than lampard.
i see how you have left the issues of their stats alone and now relying on espn
who cannot provide how they came about 9.5 for lampard and 7.0 for modric. how you
managed to cop a degree is baffling.

Ibime: Actually, I claimed that Lamps performance in no4 position under RDM trumps anything Modric produced, yet you went to pull the whole season stats which I was not commenting about. . . yet we still find there is minute difference in their stats. . . .

modric was moved everywhere this season, he played in 5 different positions. he had more
excuses than lampard not to perform and yet he trumped fat frank.

I will repeat again. . . Lampard played the no4 position in the last 3 months better than anything Modric can play in that position.

berbatov's cameo appearance is better than anything van persie can play in that position.
the statement hardly proves anything. how can you cut n chop a players' performance into 3 months?

Lampard played 17 games in that position, winning 14, drawing 2 and losing 1 in that period with another losing game against Newcastle when he came on late. On the way, he won everything, being key to all Chelseas victories whilst in the same time Modric was busy taking Spurs from UCL to Europa league.

a team is made of 11 players. even messi's super intelligence
couldn't earn barcelona any major trophy in spain. should we then say drogba is
better than leo messi? if 10 other players are producing average performances, then
messi would be let down as well. it's as simple as that!

Yet you went to pull up stats I never commented about. . . and still there was little difference. . . except of course the glaring difference in goals scored and assists in Lampards favour.

little difference? except of course you have lost your ability to make comments on stats.
those differences aren't little and no matter how f@cked up villas-boas' tactics musta been,
it shouldn't have reduced pass completion stats of lampard or his average passes per match.

modric tackled more sensibly, made far more interceptions, took more shots per game,
and you are here ranting about little difference, lampard's stats in goals/assists are
hyped by his set-pieces. modric shares with adebayor, van der vaart, bale, walker, assou-ekotto.

And if you need further evidence see the 5-1 thrashing at Wembley where Modric was a waif in midfield.

crafted by the ghost goal mata claimed to have scored that didn't cross the line.

Or like I said to Dyabs, see the various thrashing Modric has received from Yaya Toure, Cleverley, Rosicky et al this season.

by the same token, see the various thrashing lampard received from carrick, yaya toure, mulumbu, gibson, charlie adam, arteta, joey barton, etc.

I would leave you with ESPN verdict on ratings of players contribution to their side's season:
Luka Modric - 7

Redknapp claimed his side turned down a £40 million offer from Chelsea for Modric last summer, yet you suspect they would be tempted to take a similar cash windfall as the Croatian struggled horribly amid their end of season slump. Looking jaded and uninspired for the final third of the season, the midfielder who desperately wanted to leave Spurs last summer is likely to push for a move once more this time around.


Frank Lampard - 9.5

Many have tried to belittle Lampard throughout his career and yet the reality is that this 33-year-old should be hailed as the ultimate Chelsea hero. Leading scorer once more this season and a leading light once Andre Villas-Boas was given the chop, this all-time great was given his career-defining moment as he lifted the Champions League trophy in Munich

espn is now the arbitrary medium to discern who has been better? you're a disgrace!

nateevs: And you know this how?
Can you prove how you've come to this conclusion?

don't mind the charlatan. lampard has mata, drogba, ramirez
as team mates. modric has adebayor and an inconsistent
gareth bale and off-form lennon as team mates and debosky
felt modric did not deliver.

if modric had a competent striker playing ahead, his number of
key passes should have guaranteed 20 assists last season.
he was that good but consistently let down by misfits.

debosky: when push came to shove, Modric was unable to deliver. In the crucial games at the end of the season that would've guaranteed the Spuds CL footie, he choked, just like the rest of the team.

Contrast this to Lamps, who delivered killer passes at the business end of the season - in the FA Cup final, in the CL semi final. That is the true measure of player - consistent performances over the season AND an ability to deliver when the stakes are highest. Modric lacks the latter.

so you don't think team quality matters here? you are a disgrace to football punditry.
how much did antonio valencia deliver at wigan? can you explain the transformation immediately he
joined man utd?

in your moronic view, valencia consistently failed to deliver for wigan as they always hovered
in the relegation pool. 3 months after joining man utd, he became the best right winger in the division.
lemme guess. sir alex ferguson taught him how to cross, how to dribble, how to cop assists and how to score goals in just 3 months?

someone needs to offer your brain to the okija shrine. your brain keeps letting me down at crucial times.

some of you fools should not be allowed to discuss football on the internet.
if modric and lampard swap teams, modric would definitely have done better than lampard.
see mata for instance or see david silva. modric is tottenham's best performer this season, lampard isn't!!

queensmith: Men? Loyal? Hmph. A woman is less likely to go for a friends ex boyfriend, men bitch to they are just a bit more subtle about it, as to keeping male friends, that is not for most women and it's part of the argument here; maybe these girls that claim to 'hate female drama' and prefer 'keeping male friends' are insecure and feel the need to put other women down to gain favor from the males around her?
Because a woman will work you hard and is less likely to tolerate nonsense, a man may tip toe around the fact you are a woman. Thats not a bad thing. I will employ a ruthless female to manage my company anyday.

Well it's not meant to be a battle of the sexes there are enough of those here, at the end of the day it's women that embrace religions and social trends that insult and belittle us. We can attribute a million and one factors to the way some women behave, but we are still recovering from hundreds (possible thousands) of years of being conditioned as the weaker sex.
Lets test males for a few hundred years and see how loyal you'll remain!

Come to think of it, women are incredibly defensive of their friends. Thats even why people often make the joke 'not all your friends are attractive'. In most of sagamite's night club scenarios the girls are defending their friends from ugly arrogant men. Instead of you to take rejection like a man you comfort yourselves by inventing the word cockblock. You think if she wanted to dance with you she won't? It's people like you that aim to pit women against each other for your egos sake.

so you agree men don't bytch about as much as women? well done!
fact is - women can be quite sensitive and emotional so women tread carefully around one another.
a man-woman friendship allows more freedom, competition do not come into play...a woman will not perceive
a man as vulnerable or sensitive as she would perceive a fellow woman.

take rejection like a man? men have been taking rejection since puberty but we can discern when
a girl wants to play and her obese and ugly friend is cockblocking....if she wants to go home with
me from the club, her friend will not let her and she's bound to agree with her friend so as not to
be branded a cheap LovePeddler! you know this....

so lemme ask you again.....do you cockblock?

Ibime: You must have felt like a real plonker after typing this, only to find that 2248mins divided by 30 = 74.93

point still stands......calculate the stats i provided last night per minute spent on the pitch(without your idiotic extrapolation)
and tell me who has done better!

if you need any more help, i would be glad to provide those.

Ibime: You see right there. . . .your Maths is faulty.
According to your stats, Modric made 56 tackles in 35 games whilst Lampard made 41 tackles in 30 games hence you claim Modric to have 1.6 tackles to Lampard 1.4.
If we assume that Lamps played on average 75 minutes per game, you would find Modric 1.6 tackles per 90 minutes to Lampard 1.8 tackles per 90 minutes

what is this obese fool ranting about? you want to fault statistics
straight from opta stats? how can we assume lampard played 75 mins per
game? were you born a tool? lampard was substituted only 4 times in his
30 games. he started 26 times and 4 subs and we should average him 75 mins
per game? olodo!

Please tell me how many of Lamps 30 games where he played 90 minutes?
It probably did not reach up to 15.
AVB always sub him off before 60 minutes, sometimes half-time, and sometimes he comes on as sub.

because the fat-phuck was ineffective. fact remains lampard started 26 games out of the
30 games he featured him. lampard made 41 tackles and 35 interceptions in 2248 mins( 1 tackle in 55 mins, 1 interception in 64 mins)
modric copped 56 tackles + 81 interceptions in 3214 mins)(1 tackle in 57 mins, 1 interception in 40 mins).

observers would say lampard made more tackle per min but lampard's tackles resulted in 18 fouls, 5 yellow cards.
modric's cautious approach earned him 18 fouls + 2 yellow cards all season. lampard(due to his brainlessness copped
the same number of fouls as modric despite playing almost 1000 mins less than modric). ibime, what else do you need?

you have been sonned, nigga!

THIS GOES FOR ALL OF YOUR DODGY STATS.

You see a fool like you is giving us stats over the whole season, then dividing by no of games played.
Give us the overall season stats, and I will give you the true figure per 90 minutes.
Your Maths is faulty.

ibime is really scraping the barrels now after being put apart by my stats.
so lampard coming off at 60 mins affected his pass completion too? it affected
his average passes per game?

Ibime: Hey Sharon,
You are a disgrace!

Modric played 3214 minutes this season or average 91.83 minutes per game
Lampard played 2248 minutes this season or average 74.93 minutes per game

If you extrapolate these figures into your stats, you find that for example:

what a morrrron! if i extrapolate? this ijaw boy is clutching at straws.
if i extrapolate berbatov's stats of 7 goals in 5 starts, he's the
most prolific striker in the whole of great britain but i know if he
had completed 38 games, he wouldn't have scored 50 league goals.

Modric made 2.6 key passes per 90 minutes as did Lampard who made 2.6.
Modric made 0.5 through passes per 90 mins as did Lampard
Modirc made 69 passes per 90 minutes to Lamps 62. . . small difference especially considering Modric gets ball off the defence with more frequency.
etc etc etc. . .

modric made 96 key passes in 3214 mins, lampard made 55 key passes in 2248 mins.
modric made 1 key pass every 33.5 mins, lampard made 1 key pass in every 41 mins......modric murders fat frank!

modric made 17 accurate throughball in 3214 mins, lampard made 11 accurate throughball in 2248 mins
modric copped 1 accurate throughball in 189 mins, lamprd copped 1 accurate through ball in 204.4 mins- modric murders fatso frank(again)!

modric 's long ball accuracy = 275/369[b](84%)[/b], lampard's long ball accuracy = 122/159[b](77%)[/b]
modric made 275 accurate long balls in 3214 mins[b](1 per 11.7 mins)[/b], lampard made 122 of those in 2248 mins(1 per 18.4 mins) - modric murders fatty frank(again)!

now, i have not even spoken about modric's superior pass completion stats or the number of passes modric makes
on the pitch that puts lampard to the bin. ibime, your mathematics need help. i have converted those games
into minutes spent on the pitch and modric wins all day long.

All these stats in Modric's best ever season and Lamps worst ever where a manager persecutes him all the time and dent confidence.

i don't want to hear best season versus worst season. leave that to the romantics.
your original post mentioned the fact that lampard was better than modric in the just concluded season
and that irked me cos i know modric was tottenham's best performer this season and that means he outperformed
lampard(2nd best midfielder in chelsea). modric even did better than mata according to opta!

I asked you to compare Lamps performance in deep midfield position under RDM to Modric's performance in same position. You decided to compare Modric wholes season stats againts Lamps stats under AVB who was a disaster, and still there's no discernable difference. . . apart from of course the difference of 4 assists and 11 goals in Lampards favoured, copped over lesser playing period.

you are a disgrace!!!

you're the bigger disgrace....so avb's tactics prevented lampard from passing accurately? did avb tie frank's legs?
this is why i love opta.....opta went on to tell me it was in the central midfield position that modric copped his stats bar one assist he copped playing as AMR(attacking midfield-right). modric has just been better, he has been more versatile having played in 5 different positions to lampard's 2.

what else have you go say? i have trimmed down their stats to per mins spent on the pitch
and modric still wins. scour the web and take my statistics anywhere, they would tell you
the real facts rather than your idiotic and senile extrapolations!

queensmith: Try to be objective here- you are making a post about women being katty, but you are also being katty in the process. and behaving in the exact same way we are calling women out for.

In the process a discussion which should actually bring women together turns into a platform where we bring arms out. I'm beginning to believe it's inevitable.

Anyways C.fours has a point, women are more loyal to one another than men. They form more intimate bonds with one another, I believe friendships between females are more meaningful chicks ride or die together.

women aren't more loyal.....matter of fact, they envy each other
and would go any length to bytch about it time n time again. why do you
think some women would rather keep male friends than their own kind?
why do you think most women prefer a male boss than a female boss?
stop defending the indefensible, when it comes to loyalty, men reign supreme!

queensmith: You need to embrace your sexuality and come out of the closet now.

Now why will a woman block guys from approaching her friend? If anything i enjoy watching men make a fool of themselves, thats even besides the point. If a man is goodlooking, charming and hit all the girls the right way they won't turn him away. In that case men are actually the problem.

and all this, women keep ugly friends to make themselves look good is b*ls**t! If a woman only kept beautiful friends she'll be shallow, theres no pleasing some people!

look up the word "cockblocking" on google!

Ibime: ^^^ You what?
Modric that couldnt lift his team at all when most needed. . .
Is that why Soccernet gave him low marks for disappearing at crunch-time?

they finished above chelsea in the league. cup games don't count
what else do you need to know?

I doubt your stats highly, but you forgot the most important

Lampard. . . 10 assists
Modric. . . 6 assists

Lampard. . . 16 goals
Modric. . . 5 goals

What the hell does Mdric 2.3 shots per game mean?

in that wise, lampard is better than iniesta....goals/assists
means shyte in this context. frank lampard takes every set piece
at chelsea. freekicks(direct or indirect), corners, penalties.
why won't his stats rack up against modric who has to chill for
adebayor, bale, van der vaart, kyle walker, etc before he gets a punt.

So Modric took 80 shots this season and only score 5?
Coogar, you need a lobotomy!!
Give us stats every 90 minutes. We all know AVB like to take Lamps off every game before 60 minutes.

it depends on the kinda shots.
modric took 83 shots...no one knows from which distance...but knowing
frank lampard often reaps where he did not sow, i am not surprised one
jot lampard scored so many goals when half of them were from set pieces.

Tackles per game and all that nonsense is irrelevant stats.
what does 2 tackles per game even mean?
So Modric is now a warrior?

tackles won per game. he won 56 tackles all season compared to
lampard's 41 tackles.

If Modric had to defend for his life against Barca and Bayern, Chelsea would have lost 3-0.

if lampard had to defend for his life against barca and bayern with ledley king, assou ekotto,
kaboul, walker and an ageing brad friedel and redknapp as gaffer, chelsea would have lost 6-0.

You are posting Premier League stats knowing Lamps was mostly rested in Premier League under RDM.
In essence, all you are comparing is dodgy stats from AVB regime.
Lamps performance in midfield 2 under RDM (mostly in Cup competitions) is better than the sum total of Modric's EPL contributions. Bite me!!!

you're a troglodyte, this is the premier league stats for 2011/12 and modric shat on lampard
in every facet of the game. modric and mata are lampard's seniors. lampard cannot hold a candle
to either of them in how to boss the midfield either from wide areas or from the central position.

Kai, Lampards worst ever season (2011/12) where he was persecuted by manager still trumps Modric's best ever season.

be deceiving yourself. modric passes more, his passes are even more accurate.
he made more key passes per game, he made more tackles per game....he ate lampard
throughout.....if i post where i got these stats, you would be embarrassed to have
posted the heap of grime above.

Ibime: Fola-mumu, you done come again?

Yes, DD and JT have the most "presence" at Chelsea.

Meanwhile, Im not letting Nateevs off easy.

The guy needs to be caned.

He emotionally tied himself into AVB cos he though AVB would get rid of Lamps and Drogs and promote many playmakers, of whom only a few actually win anything. Whether Benayoun, Diego, Robinho or fuckever, you wont believe the kinda dross Nateevs would like to replace Lampard just because they dagbose on the ball.

Lemme tell Nateevs now plain and clear. . .

The play Lampard has exhibited in the no 4 position over the last 3 months is beyond anything Modric has ever produced in his life from that position. Whether possession, passing, tackling, tracking, assisting or scoring from that position, Lamps record over 3 months beats Modric's record over a calendar season! Please dont ask me who DAGBOSE on the ball better, cos we all know it's Modric, but ask me who PLAYED better, that one na ho-ha!!!

This very season, he believes Torres is better than DD just because Torres denge on the ball while DD goes straight to the point. As a former Drogba hater (until 2009) and Lampard hater (until 2003), leave it to me to say that not all players brilliant technique is instantly visible. It took for me to analyse DD's game to realise that although he was clumsy on the ground, his technique in trapping a ball from the air is second to none, whilst his shooting and crossing and ability to turn defenders he has his back to cannot be replicated by any other striker. It also took me three seasons to recognise that Lampard is one of the best passers of a football in the game, a player who already knows the pass he will make before he receives the ball, hence we often see great one-time passes like we saw in the semi's of UCL and FA Cup final. This was seen on one of the few occassions Lamps ventured forward in the UCL final when DD laid ball back to him and he immediately played in Kalou with his first touch. If we had a few more of those decisive moments from kalou and Bertrand, we woulda won that game easy.

Even my wife remarked out of the blue one day that she likes Lampard cos he doesnt waste time when delivering his pass incisively. Something a waste-man like Nateevs cant see cos he prefers players that dagbose for no reason. Add to the fact that Lamps is 7/10 in every aspect of his game and 10/10 in finishing, running and anticipation, Nateevs is a PURE WASTEMAN!!!
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you're a first class fool.

this is how you permeate the webspace with your foolishness.
modric compared to lampard? are you winding us up here with your heap of
heresy?

how can lampard hold a candle to modric? in what aspect?

modric
2.3 shots/game, 2.7 key passes/game, 1.7 dribbles/game, 70.4 average passes/game
87.4% pass completion, 7.6 accurate long balls/game, 0.5 through-balls/game, 1.3 crosses/game

lampard
2.2 shots/game, 2.2 key passes/game, 0.3 dribbles/game, 51.2 average passes/game
86.9% pass completion, 4.1 accurate long balls/game, 0.4 through-balls/game, 0.9 crosses/game

modric tackles more(1.6/game) to lampard's(1.4/game), modric intercepts more(2.3/game) to lampard's(1.2/game).
matter of factly, modric shytes on lampard on virtually every midfield stats available in the premier league.

apart from awoof penalties lampard gets, what does he bring to the team?
ibime - you're a neophyte!

anticipating tom clancy's ghost recon this week...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/GR_Future_Soldier_360.jpg

the nigerian walkthrough in the game is electrifying.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYoXp8eDPNE

Sagamite: Wow. That is not a development I support.

the government supports it and it seems it's working.
read the testimonies of the head teachers...

We are only small school situated in an area of high deprivation and as a result the majority of our pupils are entitled to FSM and were not eligible for help from e-LF. We started a small project going to give the remaining Yr3/4 pupils a mobile device to take home and use in school. Only 20 pupils took up this offer … but what a difference it has made to them and it has been a huge success all round.
The pupils confidence and pride in their devices has been outstanding and we are extremely grateful to e-LF for their help in getting this project off the ground. Many thanks must also go to Sue who has been a great help throughout the launch and to Michelle who looks after our donations.
Sally Hupfield-Smith, School Business Manager, Our Lady of Perpetual Succour RC Primary, Blackburn

The e-Learning Foundation was instumental in helping set up Holy Family's netbook project. Financially, it would not have been possible for all our Year 5 and 6's to have a personal netbook without the support of the Foundation. Teaching and Learning at our school has been transformed by this technology. There has been a significant impact on independent learning for our children which in turn has improved the quality of learning.
Helen Moreton, Headteacher, Holy Family Catholic Primary School, Blackpool

The St Peter's Netbook project was an extremely ambitious innovation - providing netbooks for 240 pupils to use at school and home. With the invaluable advice and support from the e-learning foundation, coupled with grant funding, we have over 2 years, been able to realise our ambition. The impact on teaching and learning has been considerable and we feel we are only just beginning to explore this. The project could not have been launched without support from our Local Authority and the experienced advice and fund management from the e-learning foundation. The project has created a buzz amongst parents and staff.
Rod Dean, Headteacher St Peter's Bratton, Telford

That is superficial. All those can be recovered from Windows registry or System restore.
No way that would become general knowledge amongst 10 year olds.

proper general knowledge...boys who are hacking each other's playstation
network account on fifa 12 cannot delete ordinary history? haba......

No 1, Naija teenage girls don't have sex as frequently as UK girls. Hence no way can they ever have the same pregnancy rates.

they do....but it's coded! it's not in your face like the uk
where kids in school uniform make out in every corner of the street.

No 2, Naija teenage girls have less places to do it because we operate an extended family system. Which leads to less opportunities.

less places? what does it take to have sex?
hehehe---so a girl @ 16 in the uni staying by herself @ osu
cannot have sex because of extended family?

No 3, Naija teenage girls will be more shy going for an abortion as the doctors are not going to be politically correct like UK. So they will be more careful than a UK girl or simply refrain from it.

valid point. this is why majority swallow limestone and shekpe!
home-made concoction or whatever mixture they can lay their hands on.
abegggi, it's worse in naija.

You can't compare Naija to a country where parents let teenage kids bring their boy/girlfriends home and even let them have sex at home because as they will say "they will do it anyway, you can't stop them so why don't you let them do it within a controlled environment".

Basically, they throw their hands in the air and say there is no point doing anything about it.

sagamite, it must have been ages since you went to naija.
nigeria has changed....they are only few notches behind the united kingdom
as far as moral decadence is concerned. kids don't listen to their parents anymore.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]No waaaaay!! Not even!!

Didn't you read the WOMEN THEIR OWN WORST ENEMY THREAD?

We are trying to form a SISTERHOOD here and no man. . .no matter how wordy he is, is not gonna come between us. [/quote]forget the sisterhood....what have they got to
offer apart from tales of woe and their feminism.

come to me, darling! i don't cheat
and i don't support wife battery. what else do you want?

montelik: We have had this Ando discussion countless times. Fact is for all his talent. He is too inconsistent, fitness and performance wise. At a team like United it is a ridiculous excuse to say a player can't be effective unless he is partnered by a specific player and the team plays strictly to cater to him, particularly a central midfielder.

Even Veron who was brought in £30 mill was expected to adapt, instead of expecting the team to bend over backwards just for him. Much less a less talented and accomplished Ando. All our main central midfielders in last 2 decades have had adaptability and versatility. If Ando can't show some of that even beyond his fitness and inconsistency issues, the best he can hope for is fringe role. Before eventually being let go.

are you saying anderson has no talent or his performance
has been hampered by his injuries and fitness?

cos if we are talking talents, he's the most talented young
midfielder we have got...this was a player playing as a number 10
before we converted him to a central midfielder....he learnt
the ropes and whenever he's flanked with fletcher/carrick...united
bossed games.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I won't be surprised if in the near future we get a COOGER WEDS QUEENSMITH invite. I swear you two have such good chemistry it is almost palpable. [/quote]actually, it's you i want but i develop
cold feet whenever i see you around.

miss sisikill, marry me!

queensmith: Well from either side of the pond, upon weighing the conditions that will make a woman happy. A normal individual wouldn't be able to maintain a relationship she's unhappy in. It's not as if you meet a guy you don't like an then jump into marriage. The normal dating/courtship/engagement process is enough time to analyse and conclude the relationship will not work. Even the most desperate of all cases is going to back down at a point. It will take someone having an affinity to misery or a sadist to sit in such an uncomfortable situation and still decide marriage is the next step.

the expect things to change in marriage. for some couples, things
did change....for some others, things got worse. it's a game of chance
but most naija babes would readily do a society wedding than risk
waiting for the knight in the shiny armour to arrive from the stratosphere.
the more you wait, the more your value reduces.....

The way you are looking at things, you're giving me the impression that these women actually study the cases and know there is little confidence in marriage. To believe that I'd have to assume these women are smart. Given the type of decisions most of them make when choosing partners (ones they actually have alot of affection for) we all know this isn't true. And if they we're smart, they will easily conclude that jumping into a distressing situation isn't going to boost their social ego's any more than being old and unmarried will. It's a connundrum really, but I still do not believe it's easy to marry a man you don't like. (unless he has alot of money, and even so the money will produce love )

that's not what i am saying ....i am telling you there's a social stigma
attached to unmarried women in naija. some fathers give their daughters deadlines.
so what are we talking about here? the question that hangs in the air is if the man
loves her. once that is ascertained, most naija babes walk into the marriage. it doesn't
matter if she loves him. one way love is enough, it doesn't have to be 2-way for these chics.

I don't agree with this, men tend to be more family orientated back home. People keep saying finding a husband is hard but I think it's very easy, it's not as if bachelors and baby fathers are now in vogue (in Nigeria ). Come to think of it I don't know many available 40 year old men.

family oriented, my arse.
are we talking about those same men who want to marry you and still do some
polying on the side? is that what you want or are you prepared to live
with your man having criminal conversations with another woman?

there are men in nigeria(about 40 million)
the ones that are single....maybe 10 million
single and professional....maybe 100,000
single, professional, dateable...1000
single, professional, dateable, marriageable, 10

and those 10 are fairly dispersed in the country.
how do you find a meagrely 10 men out of 160 million population?
these things are not written on their foreheads.
my friend, it's a needle in a haystack.

Sagamite: Which country, which region and which shcool do they give kids laptops? Please educate me.

united kingdom
most primary schools.
the youtube video i posted up there is a school in
the uk.

He is a liar!
No six year old would know the way a computer system is set up. Knowing Learning how to use application is diffrent from knowing how computer systems store data. He is a pure liar!

han han.
what's the biggie in that? he goes to history on
tools and he deletes his footprints in the last hour or
last 3 hours on google chrome! it takes 10 secs.

So how many contemporary girls (family friends, class mates) did you know that was pregnant. Don't give me conjectures!
How did you arrive that it is worse in Nigeria than in the UK?

i would never know how many have aborted!
but you know it happens. you be bobo. how many
babes did you impregnate in naija that aborted. how
many people knew about it? these facts are not out
there if you're not in the circle.

queensmith: I see you trying to use society and peer pressure as an excuse but this is simply an attempt to justify being foolish and making very foolish decisions.

yes...looking at it from the other side of the pond, it's easy to say it's foolish!
but i have spoken with few of these women and i have heard what they had to say
about it. an unmarried woman in nigeria carries a huge stigma of irresponsibility.

A woman should have an ample amount of romantic affection for a man she's going to date talkless of marry! It isn't going to work otherwise and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to apprehend that fact.

and if you don't find one you have an amount of romantic affection for? what
do you do? if the ones you seem to like are hooked or married, what do you do?
wait till 50 before you find love?

I've stayed in Nigeria before, there are plenty of men there. Pushing 30 is still no reason to act foolish. Either ways only the poster can say whether 10 years of a loveless marriage is worth holding the 'Mrs' title.

yes.....you are right.
there are plenty of men in nigeria...but when you trim it down
to plenty of men who want to settle down, the number decreases
sharply. finding a man(single) that wants to settle down and who
fits your criteria decreases your options even further....it's like
finding a needle in a haystack!

dayokanu: Bayern releases jorg Butt, Sattelmaier, Breno, Danijel pranjic, Takashi usami and Ivica Olic

6 players cleared out at once

the germans are about to spend some mega millions.

i forsee gibson, js park, o'shea and wes brown heading to
the allianz arena!

queensmith: Right, since love is subjective lets put that to one side.

fair enough!

Whether or not these people believe they are in love, it makes sense to assume they will have a substantial amount of compassion and affection for the person they want to marry. It is also safe to believe most consult with themselves to make sure the relationship is a viable one. If you are saying this isn't the case in reality then i'd say most people are stupid.

talking through your rose-tinted glasses again.
marriage is a big issue in nigeria. after a certain age, a babe is expected to
tie the nuptial knot. in most cases, the man she loves is not ready for marriage
yet and the babe is in a huge pressure to marry from family, relatives n friends.

then she decides to take her plan b on board. plan b is a guy she doesn't love at
all but the dude is ready to marry on the spot. the woman then settles for her 2nd
option just to carry the title of "mrs". it's called marriage of convenience. she's
only satisfying the society - not really herself. sadly, that is what is happening
in naija these days.

Whether or not most people get married for love, those with sense will reason well enough, only a thoughtless idiot will marry someone she has no feelings for, an even more senseless slowpoke will have children with him.

easy for you to talk.....
once you are pushing 30 and above.....even aki n pawpaw would be considered
by you! don't stay in the uk making these colourless comments. go and stay
in nigeria for a year or 2 and then feel what these babes are going through.

[quote author=tpia@]anyway, whoever understands her point should advise her sha [or whatever it is she wants].
cant make head or tail of the whole thing.
did a nler ask her to leave her husband? [/quote]what's there not to understand? the woman is staying with
her husband in spite of the fact that it's a loveless union
after 12 yrs. her purpose of making this thread is to de-stress
and ooze out those bottled-up emotions. the internet is the only
place she can reveal this as it's faceless and nameless..no one
knows this story apart from this community.

was it a male nler she had the affair with?
dayokanu?

wide off the mark....
she had it with debosky!

montelik: Everybody on this forum has a particular player/s they like. Coogar own is Ando, Ruudie is Berba e.t.c. Starboard has the most balanced approach as he will tear apart any player who messes up, with out hesitation or sympathy.

it's a lie....starboard has a man-crush for wayne rooney!

montelik: Everybody on this forum has a particular player/s they like. Coogar own is Ando, Ruudie is Berba e.t.c. Starboard has the most balanced approach as he will tear apart any player who messes up, with out hesitation or sympathy.

saddens me people don't see what anderson brings to the team. he's one of the
few players we have that can run with the ball with pace, balance and guile!
when ando and cleverley were in their pomp.....they murdered midfielders for fun.
united were scoring goals like it's out of fashion then clev got injured....and ando
was paired with carrick, fletcher, jones....players who are too immobile and can't
really do one touch passing and anderson's artistry suffered asthma!

Sagamite: Honestly, I am not getting this. Maybe their is no alignment in our slangs.
Is netbook a laptop or a desktop?

it's a laptop!
http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/carlisle-primary-school-pupils-get-netbooks-to-make-them-all-grown-up-1.808219?referrerPath=2.3540
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HV2krygDZsU

everything has changed since the government introduce nappy curriculum!
a kid of 2 is now expected to surf the web using a laptop "catch them young"

Your friend is a bloody liar!
Just like the guy that came here to say his 2 year old has a personal ipad that he uses.

his son is quite computer/mobile phone savvy. i have seen him
take my iphone apart several times looking for games to download on
apps store....taking pics n editing it using the red eye effect.....

Hell No! I doubt it.
If you are going to compare Nigeria with UK you have to exclude the dearth poor who marrying at 15 is not a big deal to. You need to compare the enlightened class with the UK.

i have excluded those. i am talking about girls who got themselves pregnant by their teenage
boyfriends or a "bros" in the neighbourhood. if i include the villages where kids just born
like it's going out of fashion then the statistics become laughable.

Tell me how many of your contemporaries you knew that were teenage baby mamas or got pregnant.

plenty of them. majority of the those small time clinics are run efficiently
by the money girls pay to remove pregnancies. those funds form a large
percentage of their income. abortion is a process here in the uk and it's
discouraging. in naija, a babe can wake up, decide to walk into a clinic and do the
deed and get it done in a matter of minutes.

You really don't understand. Here is just a snippet of how it goes with my intellect:
https://www.nairaland.com/742962/love-sagamite-lol/3#9021560

https://i.cubeupload.com/YyZAD3.gif

Sagamite: Obviously, you can't be. So I wonder how you arrived at your "i am 100% sure the guy took the pics of the babe when she's topless"?
Now think about it and think of the more realistic possibilities:

- Why would he be bothering to delete it when he is an adult (hence not subject to parental monitorship) and he does not live with her parent?

- Why would he bother deleting it when it is not his own [i]n[/i]udism and he enjoys looking at it?

- Men tend to keep more incriminating evidence sent to them by women, that is why they are often caught cheating.

- Do you think a guy that would put her pix online is likely to be bothered deleting it on his phone to save her?

- You really think a 21 year old guy would be thinking of cops stopping him because of the pix on his phone? Just like the way he was thinking of the cops tracing him for putting her pix online?

common sense should have prevailed - i don't support what the girl's mum did
but the guy was asking for trouble putting a topless image of her daughter on his phone.
he knew he was visiting them. he could have deleted the picture or put a password on his phone
to prevent an unauthorised access.

You mean the school provides pupils with netbooks?
Really? In which country and which region of it?

netbooks for normal children. tablets for
the ones who are autistic. sagamite, you
need to start a family soon and be conversant
with what's happening in today's primary schools.

Really?
They get the idea of how to delete their history on a computer perfectly at 10 from school?
So if 10 random kids are picked and asked how to clear their history on a computer, how many do you roughly think would know how to do it?

10 random kids? i dunno about random kids but i have heard a friend
of mine complain to me about his 6 yr old son cleaning up his footprints.

Thank you! In life all it takes is everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. If the owner now happens to be smart and dedicated, there would be very, very few days for the thief.

and crime rate is on the rise....day after day.
what have the smart and dedicated owners done to curb the crime rate?

Futile in the end?
That is why Asians and Africans frequently have kids witht their heads screwed on?
You feel free to put your hands in the air and say you don't need to do anything because it would be futile. I would do what I have to do.

this is because asia/africa don't really have a credible statistics to work with.
i am quite sure the teenage pregnancy in nigeria is worse than that of britain. i don't
need to be a rocket scientist to work that out - but it's nigeria, no news media would
talk about it....

Come on, men. That would be plainly showing-off!
They call me the Icon for a reason.

you either prove this or i brand you a sophomaniac!

dayokanu: I dont mind ties

you wear ties? i purposely chose to be an engineer
so i can avoid formal dressing. i hate ties with all
ma heart.

TCD: Remove your BIS active SIM card and see whether you can BBM. Why you can BBM with wifi is because your sim still has an active subscription. Let that subscription expire then tell me which winch you want use BBM without paying BIS. Or better still remove the sim and put another sim

i turned my radio off, i could still use the bbm....
there was a time i was disconnected for arrears, couldn't
make calls or send texts, i couldn't even receive calls but
i was still able to use the bbm!