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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:31pm On Mar 09, 2012
ritchboy:
United have more than their fair share. . . Hernandez being the prime candidate cheesy

Hernandez can't pass, can't dribble, can't shoot, can't hold up play, every United move breaks down as soon as the ball gets to Javier's feet, you might as well be playing with ten men. Zero technique, zero ball-control, zero first-touch, zero intelligence, zero football-brain, zero guile, the list is endless.

Chicharito is the worst striker in Europe bar none! grin grin grin
chicharito pass completion rate: 82.7%
van persie pass completion rate: 77.9%

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ritchboy, you are the worst pundit in africa!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:40am On Mar 09, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10362920#msg10362920 date=1331289009]You say that, but another day we could have a striker who was in the mood to finish even his dinner and we would have won that games last night. It would have covered up glaring deficiencies but it has happened many times this season.[/quote]but how did things get to this - we had a super-solid midfield in 2009.
even then, fergie was playing 4-3-3 in europe with ronaldo as the centre forward, rooney on the left, tevez/js park on the right.
why did fergie revert back to 4-4-2 in europe? an obsolete and outdated formation! we don't even have 2 fit midfielders who can play the formation.

it's time to bring carlos quieroz back. fergie is old school and he admitted he's not conversant with the modern methods as far as tactics are concerned.
i cannot blame him. i doubt fergie can use a tablet and this is where a competent number 2 should come in. mike phelan does nothing in the technical area.
the tool nearly broke fergie's knee last night. i hope he gets sacked.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:25am On Mar 09, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10362816#msg10362816 date=1331288176]Tinkering is only an issue because the squad isnt strong enough. Particularly in midfield. He has to tinker we know we're very lucky Rio is playing so many games and not getting injured yet ( *tocuhes wood*) so he needs to be rested when possible. After the spurs game and with West Brom coming he picked the Bilbao game to rest him and that was a good decision to me because the League is far more important than the Europa. Everyone and their dog knows we dont have the squad for more than one competition and that has to be the league.[/quote]tinkering is what is killing the team in my opinion. did you see the team pep guardiola played this week against leverkusen?
barca had won the first leg 3-1 and yet guardiola lined up his strongest possible squad. this is europe - if there's a 1% weakness in the team, the opposition would take advantage of that 1%.

i actually think placing a game against west brom @ old trafford over europa league is misplacing one's priorities.
if ferguson does not want to take part in europa league anymore, he should have lined up ben amos, rafael, fabio, vermiji, michael keane, etc in the defence.
fergie rotates the team like a lunatic and yet it has not stopped the injuries and his tinkering has cost us points(remember the blackburn loss @ old trafford).
3 points in that game and we should be leading the table as we speak.

Only positive is that Rooney is on a scoring burst so we should get some goals from him for the next 7-8 games.
Its still the midfield that is killing us, cause SAF doesnt know what he's doing there and its affecting other areas of the team.
a team in transition should have a starting xi. if barcelona make the final of the champs league, i can easily predict their starting xi, same as real madrid.
with united, no one knows. fergie permutates and often goes on a piss-take when selecting. giggs/jones in the midfield? in europe against el loco known for tactical wizardry! fergie must be a complete  to think he could pull it off.
Family › Re: Mother In-law Snatched My New Born Baby by coogar: 11:03am On Mar 09, 2012
naijaklef on fire!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:43am On Mar 09, 2012
mbulela:
enough of the excuses.we just are not god enough. the utter mediocrity of the premiership this season has produced a league table that deludes some united fans to how poor we are. Even City are not anything spectacular most of the time this season.whatever formation,whatever line up,we would still have not been good enough. Well done to Biesla and his boys.
we are not poor, fergie's tinkering brain was the problem.
first and foremost, we didn't have the midfield to play 4-4-2 and it was worsened by ferguson playing a winger/defender in the midfield.
4-4-2's days are truly over. i look across europe and there's no big team in europe playing the 4-4-2. rooney can play as a false 9. . . .there's no real need for him to have a partner cos he's a hybrid striker.

we sacrifice a man in the midfield for attacking cutting edge when we have wingers who can score good goals - not clever!
secondly - the absence of michael carrick and rio ferdinand. what was fergie playing at breaking the partnership of evans and rio.
even after telling us on sunday the 2 now understand each other he still went ahead and played smalling and evans. . . .smalling could have started against west brom on sunday. i would have beaten bielsa's men with the same squad last night.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 10:12am On Mar 09, 2012
afrodoc:
at least u agreed ur grand dad doked his sister,we r getting somewhere grin
2 things when u get home,knack ur parents apako! u may ask why?
your dad cos he Self-Service.e.d so much as a youth dt he wasted all his good Fluid
your mum cos she doked all d dogs in the neighborhood and then tried flushing u out.unfortunately she only succeeded in flushing ur brain out,the rest of u stuck in her u tenacious little d.i.c.kwad
just like you admitted your parents engaged a gorilla in a 3-some.
in case they have not given a full account about what transpired, your mum lost her virginity to this called gorilla as your dad couldn't get it up in the first date.
your dad then lost his an[i]a[/i]l virginity to the same gorilla in a brutal r@pe - the case is still unsolved at panti police station in yaba.
homoerotic nuisance. in case you're wondering why you're so hairy. . . . it's because there are gorilla genes in your body.

i ask - who's downfall have we witnessed now? the whole world now knows your parents lost their virginity to a brain-dead ape.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:08am On Mar 09, 2012
dayokanu:
What was the position of Dortmund when they played Arsenal in November?

Answer on a Postcard
dortmund sodomised bayern munich @ allianz arena on saturday and the same dortmund team got r@ped by arsenal 3 days later. grin
does that not tell you bayern is below arsenal - or what other logistics do you need?

ritchboy:
Even in the middle of Hernandez' 20 goal season, I was telling nuccahs creaming themselves over his mythological "unbelievable movement" he's crap and they wanted to chop me head off. . . I can spot a useless player from a mile away! grin grin grin
he's better than any striker in arsenal since henry!
chicharito the goal king. let's compare his debut season to van persie's and get back to me.
he had a bad game yesterday but which player hasn't in his career.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:34am On Mar 09, 2012
dayokanu:
And less than 24 hours ago some ppl were arguing la Luga is a 2 team league.
Or Messi wont score gazillion in EPL. If Lloriente and Munain can catch you mugu like this
city scored 3 goals(home/away) against united in 07/08.
barcelona couldn't manage a goal in 180 mins of football.
by dayokanu's logic - city was better than barca in 2008?

i'd stop debating with you on football matters in europe.
your brain cells have deteriorated massively.
firstly, the wages of real madrid stars and now the position of dortmund on the table when they got pasted by arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:06am On Mar 09, 2012
medjai:
Soon as I saw line up, I knew Athletic were gonna win. Perhaps, SAF underrated them.

Here's what I posted before the match:
What's up with La Liga teams having the shittiest of shite defences? This was Bilbao FFS. They are 5th on the table. They only sign Basque players and they are basically Spain's U-21.
they have given guardiola so much trouble too - guardiola has beaten them only once in nou camp.
i always respect bielsa's team. he's easily the most underrated manager in europe.

besides, one has to wonder whether ferguson evern started his strongest team available.
giggs/jones in the midfield against 3 midfielders of athletico was a mis-match. at least there's a return leg to play.
united are more suited away from home with the lone striker(controlling possession and nicking a couple of goals or two) in a boring game.

dayokanu:
Liar

When Arsenal beat Dortmund in Emirates in November bayern was topping the Bundealiga

When Bayern humilated Citeh, Citeh was topping the EPL
you are a disgrace to bundesliga if you can type this on a public forum.
jeeez - when would you stop goofing?

arsenal beat dortmund 2-1 on the 23rd of november.
dortmund had a game in hand that week. they won their game in hand by beating schalke 2-0 and bayern lost 2-3 to mainz that weekend.

dortmund jumped to 29 points
bayern remained at 28 points. . . .besides, dortmund had already disgraced bayern munich @ allianz arena few days before dortmund got r@ped by arsenal. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:45pm On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
We couldav played 4-3-3, 4-5-1, 4-2-3-1 and Bilbao would have walloped us all the same.
It would not have made any difference.

It was disgraceful
4-4-2 in europe is tactical naivety. it helps if we actually have proper midfielders who can sit there and do the job of keane/scholes.
what we get these days is a winger and a defender. giggs/jones, rafael/js park. when would we ever learn.
it's not good enough in europe.

debosky:
Considering the trouble a lesser side like Ajax caused last time around, I'd have expected a more disciplined start.
Fergie thought he could go gung-ho at Bilbao and score a couple of quick goals to put them on the back foot. If not for De Gea it would've been a much larger margin of defeat.
but you still think szczesny is better? grin
marco bielsa's team are worth gold. they always attack - even after rooney's penalty, they still wanted more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:40pm On Mar 08, 2012
debosky:
The 4-4-2 didn't work tonight - the back 4 were exposed time and time again!
with giggs/jones as central midfielders, nothing could have worked.
alex ferguson is a plank. mike phelan should be sacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:22pm On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
Oh.
When Bayern already qualified and fielded their second team?

Ok I agree Citeh is better than Bayerns second team
But Bayerns first team shyte on the whole EPL and their table topper
but dortmund(arsenal's bytch) are topping the league(7 points clear) in bundesliga. grin grin grin grin
shame on bayern munich - the most useless club in the universe.

when arsenal beat dortmund @ the emirates, dortmund were topping the table then.
they led bayern by a point and they were tied with borussia monch'bach but dortmund led on goals difference.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 11:16pm On Mar 08, 2012
afrodoc:
u r an ! why bring my village into it? i have asked u to desist from your insults but obviously u must come from a clan of inbred cumheads since u seem unable to learn.anyways i don't blame you i blame your grandfather who doked his sister.GUDNYT
then stop talking about my downfall or quit quoting my posts overall, you cumstain!
even if my grandfather doked his sister, it's not as bad as your parents involving a 6-ft gorilla in a 3-some to produce you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:13pm On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
When Arsenal beat Dortmund, Dortmund wasnt topping the Bundesliga

When Bayern humiliated Man City , City was topping the EPL
i remember city destroying bayern munich in manchester -
abi your memory fails you? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:04pm On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
If Bilbao beats all the team in the Bundesliga that must mean EPL is bottom of the food chain

See wetin Bayern take Man City EPL leaders eye see for group stage
and arsenal in the 8th position beat dortmund home/away.
dortmund are leading bundesliga, isn't it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:03pm On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
A non top 4 team in the La Liga schooling Manure.

And some ppl say La Liga is only about 2 teams.

See wetin Bilbao come take Manure eye see
shakhtar once beat guardiola's barcelona at nou camp!

mbulela:
We have a very long way to go.
SAF needs to have a good look at himself in the summer and think really hard.
This match is proof that the quality of the premiership this season has been very very poor from top to bottom.
team selection cost us!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:48pm On Mar 08, 2012
michael carrick is our best player!
if others possess his football intelligence we would be ruling in europe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:44pm On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
We are playing West Brom at HOME on Sunday FFS . . . If we have to rest players for that then I'm sorry it's not good enough.

We lost to Ajax in the last European game too. smh
yes, fergie always rests key players for minnows in the league.
hernandez has been whack today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:37pm On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10360281#msg10360281 date=1331242478]Oh well, that's just what we deserved.[/quote]the dude was offside but they deserve that goal.
rooney can't pass - he can't sort his legs.

anderson has done more in this game breaking the play than giggs/jones combined.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:31pm On Mar 08, 2012
what a horrible cross by ryan giggs.

we concede another goal. . . .chaos in the defence!
Phones › Re: Apple Unveils 4G iPad by coogar: 10:29pm On Mar 08, 2012
moonraker:
Congrats, you have just proven to us that you are the most intelligent person on NL. of cos, its safe to say that the

likes of HTC and samsung are just wasting their time bringing out devices that are worth looking at the second time,

oh did you know that the successor to galaxy s2 will be out in may and will be more powerful?? i rest my case
apple won't rest on their laurels!
they would bring up something next season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:22pm On Mar 08, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10360188#msg10360188 date=1331241447]We're all over the shop. Wont mind us losing so SAF can get his ideas together[/quote]david de gea has saved us wella in this game.
without him, we would be 4 goals down.

is that ma boy, anderson?

Emperoh:
Coogar

Pls when will SAF retirehuh
I am tired of all these nonsense. . .why start Jones when Rio is there
This man should stop taking silly chances
and he was hailing the partnership of evans and rio after the tottenham game.
telling the whole world the run of games is the key to their brilliant performance against spurs as they now understand each other.
few days later, he played a defender recovering from a serious head injury to break the partnership in a european game(k.o. stages).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:16pm On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
Of course we'll get beat.
I told you after the last round when they beat Lokomotiv with 10 men.
fergie is a Arrow - i would never understand why he would start smalling in this game when we have minnows to play in the league in the next 8 games.
jeeeez - team selection has ruined us more than team performance.

nice - carrick is in.
jones and evans in the defence - scary!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:07pm On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
That Bilbao goal cost me money too . . . b@st@rds angry angry angry angry
if we don't play carrick in the midfield, we could be beaten tonight.
bielsa is the chilean manager @ the world cup. he's very good.

his team is well drilled. they can hustle for the ball, they can keep possession and they get men in the opposition half very quickly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 10:02pm On Mar 08, 2012
afrodoc:
coogar this your blind faith/love for torres will be your downfall on dis site.a few days ago u were making excuses that he wasn't allowed to take penalties,now the designated penalty taker OFFERED him the ball but he refused to take it,AT TWO GOALS UP!
i really can't see the sense in this downfall nonsense you seem to spew these days - the whole of your village cannot scratch me let alone cause ma downfall!
why isn't he the designated penalty taker? he is the most expensive player in britain.
where's the confidence from the management to make torres the central figure @ chelsea?

if he had confidence like u claim y didnt he seize d opportunity and take d penalty? u r now going on abt most expensive players taking penalties,what a joke! what is so bad about ur arguments is that u ignore truths that are obvious to u,just to further ur side of a particular debate.was frank le boeuf the most xpensive player or highest earner in chelsea when he was taking penalties? when kezman didnt score a league goal for a long time his chelsea team mates offered him the ball even though he was not the designated player and he scored.when makelele went donkey matches without a goal he was offered d chance to take a penalty even though he also wasn't d designated taker,he didnt refuse the ball!
kezman and makelele were shadowy figures @ chelsea, abeg!
this is about a player's ego and thinking why should he play the 2nd fiddle to juan mata? in my opinion, torres should be the central figure in chelsea.
the team has to be built around him. if you spend 50 million pounds on a striker - everything the team does must flow through him. you think city were silly when they made tevez the captain and he was dictating things @ the etihad?

torres is lacking confidence just like i said a few days ago.how can you argue this point when all evidence is against you.when drogba and ballack fought over a penalty,were they punished by the club? this shows you that the designation by the manager isn't ironclad and that torres could hav taken that kick if he had the COJONES!
the manager is silly then. no wonder the club is in a mess.
they keep deteriorating every season because the team managers are spastic.
let's even assume torres has been short of confidence for eons - how do you make him confident? making mata the designated penalty taker in a fa cup tie?
seriously - does that make sense to you?

why not put torres as the penalty taker since drogba/lampard weren't starting?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55pm On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
Berbatov is not even on the bench . . . and he is not injured. Hmmn
pathetic selection. . . .
fergie is going to need all his tactical brains to compete with bielsa. . . .bielsa is just a tactical guru.
i respect him more than any other football manager cos he comes up with tactical innovations year in year out. . . .

english teams have a deficiency. . . they cannot keep the ball!
Family › Re: Letter Written To My Rapist 29 Years After by coogar: 7:20pm On Mar 08, 2012
Olalekan 0:
If the victim is able to locate the spot at which she was despoiled,am sure something incriminating would be found,more so the despoilers past can be dug into!
after 29 yrs of rain, wind, sunshine and etc.
the road would have been tarred by now or whatever. we are not talking 29 days, we are talking 29 yrs!!!
Family › Re: Letter Written To My Rapist 29 Years After by coogar: 7:10pm On Mar 08, 2012
Olalekan 0:
@niddamugu,the nigerian judiciary ought not be judged by what happens at election petition tribunals,this is a criminal case and i can strongly assure you she'll get justice if she tried!
no witness
no police report filed in then.
no dna sample(hair, sweat, spit, etc)
no s[i]e[/i]men sample.

not even the c-s-i would crack this case.

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