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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:39pm On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
In one game vs Arsenal one of the top EPL side, Messi scored 4.

Do you think he cant score 4 vs Fulham, West brom, Blackburn, Wigan, QPR, Norwich, Bolton, over 2 legs? and those other Sunday Sunday teams?

No be Tottenham dey concede 8 goals in 2 games?
except that messi doesn't do it in argentina - a team without xavi and iniesta and that's the main point.
upon his 200+ goals in the last 5 seasons, messi is anonymous when he plays for the national team. . . .so for messi to score 50 goals in the epl, you would need to bring dani alves, xavi, iniesta, pedro, etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:48am On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
Robert Huth that couldnt murder those Valencia boys would now murder Messi?

WHy didnt Robert Huth murder Ronaldo when he was there?

The above average La Liga players like Mata, Silva, Aguero Toure have now become household names in EPL

Bring Messi to EPL, Surely he loves those brainless defenders like Shawcross, Caulker, McAuley etc
he wont score 50 goals here. he cannot.
you would have to ship the whole of barcelona to the english league for them to score.
valencia players are unknown. who sabi them? tony pulis didn't set out a special plan to stop any player in the team. with messi n ronaldo, u have one plan for the team and another plan centred on how to stop those players.

above average la liga players joined top teams. they are not doing it alone here.
mata didnt have drogba, sturride in la liga.
aguero didnt have david silva and dzeko in athletico madrid.
would mata be known if he had joined fulham? would aguero shine if he had joined west brom?

none of them has outscored van persie in the league or even wayne rooney.
so what are we saying. messi would play 4 competitions here and he wouldn't get the winter break that allows players refresh in spain.
messi won't score 40 goals here in england. he won't!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:31am On Mar 08, 2012
chamotex:
Sometimes I think we need to appreciate what some payers have achieved.

Messi scored 5 tonight in 90mins - that's more than Fernando Torres has scored in 36 apps this season.
messi's team is superior though.
let's not forget that. the creativity of xavi and iniesta outweighs anything chelsea have done this season.

messi's number of hatricks(eight)  this season is more than the combined league caroll and torres have managed this season. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:24am On Mar 08, 2012
dayokanu:
Messi and Ronaldo

Bring Madrid and barca to any league and they would score a similar number of goals

Even in England the useless 2 left legged RVP scores for fun nowadays can only score 4 in the CL  and 18 all this career while Messi has scored 12 in a single season
they cannot do it in england.
forget it. . . . .robert huth woulda murdered messi and ronaldo.
the protection they get in la liga is world class. . . . .over here, phil dowd would look the other way.

chamotex:
And those 48 goals came in 42 apps . . . . no player should be scoring more goals than appearances . . . it should be illegal.
Ronaldo must be wondering what else he needs to do . . . I feel sorry for him.

Do you think they cant do it in the Premiership? . . . Ronaldo has proved that by scoring 40+ goals.
ronaldo is not doing bad too.
he's has scored 38 goals in 37 apps - messi has played more games . . . domestic cup, uefa super cup and world club cup has boosted messi's number of apps.
ronaldo has 30 la liga goals in 25 apps.

these numbers won't work in the premier league.
our league is more difficult. more meaningless games in between. if it's not carling cup, it's fa cup and so on and forth.
the lack of winter break is also key in england.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:47pm On Mar 07, 2012
chamotex:
It just dawned on me that Messi has scored 48 goals plus 20 assists so far this season and we are still in early March. Smh
it's obscene.
the number of goals messi and ronaldo are scoring in la liga is disgusting.
messi has now scored 200+ goals in the last 5 seasons - averaging 40 goals per season.

what the hell!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Bayer Leverkusen (7 - 1) On March 7th 2012 by coogar: 10:40pm On Mar 07, 2012
german teams have disgraced this competition.
barcelona would never beat stoke 7-1, let alone chelsea or liverpool.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 6:46pm On Mar 07, 2012
Ibime:
Ramires hides from the ball, thats why he only completes 25-30 passes a match whilst his fellow midfielders are completing 60-80 passes.

Thats why I said that Ramires would be better served playing on the wing (which is where he played last night) where he can use his energy without us relying on him to keep possession cos that guy is a DIRE central midfielder.
the number of passes he completes is not important. the pass completion ratio should be used to judge him.
ramirez completes 85.7% of his passes. . . .meirelez completes 84% of his gazillion passes. . . . .

the only reason i can think of is that ramirez loves to run with the ball. he dribbles more than the other players on your list.
mata(1.0 dribble per game), lampard(0.3), meireles(0.1), mikel obi(0.3), essien(0.3), romeu(0.2), ashley cole(0.3), ramirez(1.7)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2012
betty009:
I am Miss Betty Bill, I work with Dell Company here in the United State of America (Chicago Branch)

Sir it have come to my notice that Electronics sell very well there in West Africa, meaning that Nigeria is the place were Electronics is highly required in the Market.

i have decided to look our for God fearing and humble Nigerian, due to i am planning on establishing a Whole Sales and Retailers buying site there in Nigeria, where Nigerians can buy it cheap and easy.

These men are to represent the me there in Nigeria and each will handle each selling site there

But first, i will give each man a try by sending little quantity of the products to them and if you can sell and send the money back, then you have created a trust.

If you are interested you are to forward any required information to my mail
Full Name:
Occupation:
Age:
Sex:
to (bettybill98@yahoo.com)
go f@ck yourself, ma'am.
you are on the wrong section to be looking for employees.
if you really work for dell then how about bettybill98@dell.com?

dayokanu:
Lame Bottom excuse.

Arsenal played 12noon GMT on Saturday

Milan played played later and still had to travel
it can be argued arsenal played in a tension-soaked slugfest of a game on saturday compared to milan who played against palermo @ san siro.
the time of travel is the same if arsenal travelled by train to merseyside. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 6:07pm On Mar 07, 2012
nateevs:
Silly goat. . . grin grin grin

I prepared the post. I found it will be cumbersome to read in one go. I cut it in two. Posted one bit and the other right after.
in other words, dayokanu is a black herbivore with a goatee that feeds on leaves?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 6:02pm On Mar 07, 2012
debosky:
TBH I don't blame Park or Chamakh - there was nothing for them to feed off from.

Even if you brought on Aguero and Chicharito with no midfielders to provide service, they'd be toothless as well.

What we needed was a midfielder who could put his foot on the ball and float in balls into the box that Chamakh could knock down for Park or RVP, or wingers who could fizz balls into the box, or through passes. Rozzi was shattered, Song's passing was off all night so no show.

Walcott and Ox were off by that time and Gervinho was meh all night except for one run before the Abbiati save.

These same lads played barely 3 days ago and were knackered - I don't blame them one bit.
alex song? cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 5:52pm On Mar 07, 2012
Ibime:
Ramires should stay on the wing. He has no business in central midfield. . . . he can use his perspiration, pace and hustle on the wing ala Valencia but such one-footed blind bat has no business in central midfield. . . simples. . .
how so?
can you prove ramirez is not fit to be in the central midfield?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 5:47pm On Mar 07, 2012
another round of debate.
i enjoy chelsea thread more these days. bluediva is pulling her weight, nateevs remains unshaken and ibime comes across as brain-farting mollusc. grin
fill your boots, renties!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:03pm On Mar 07, 2012
proudly9ja:
^^^
The players also need help from the bench. Truth be told, by the second half last night, the team was tired. Imagine if we had another Chamberlain waiting to come last night, I'm sure we would have scored at least one more. While the result was fair (considering what happened at SanSiro), football is not always fair and who says only deserving teams should win?  grin grin

Long and short of what I'm trying to say is, we need strength in terms of number and quality. Not Chamakh or Park coming on. For the first half performance, the players deserved more than they got from the bench last night (and yes, Ive considered we have injury worries at the moment)
arsene wenger has no plan b.
i am sure fergie would have found one goal in 45 mins. . . . in the last 10 mins, the whole of milan would have been holding their collective breaths on the kind of incursion and attack the milan defence would have faced. arsenal got tired easily. . . .they expended a whole lot of energy in the first half and by the 60th minute, the tank was empty.
Romance › Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by coogar: 4:45pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=887033.msg10350549#msg10350549 date=1331134928]Rotfl @ Scandals! What a lame MOFO!  grin

LOL @ don't start what you can't finish with me. . . . The ninny has finally found his tongue. Bless the internet!
[/quote]and that tongue would be yanked off his mouth any moment from now if the tool does not mention the scandals  he found himself.
how can one be this silly if not for the fact that the breastmilk he took as a child was poisoned with toxins.
it's not possible for sexkillz to reason rationally. he suffered concussion when he fell off his mumsie's back from a tall palm tree. grin

dabrake:
nah coogar. that guy on red is too handsome to be killz(no offense) btw, killz is fair. erm charles, i no follow you talk that one oh. all my weapons don loss. i no fit beat woman without weapon
killz is an albinoid. . . .with the face of a mongoose dipped in a barrel of s[i]e[/i]men.
Romance › Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by coogar: 4:39pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10350487#msg10350487 date=1331134522][color=#000030]You stumbled on the internet and so fcck what? Should that impress me fool? Each of you id's carry a different scandal. coogar wont be different! It's just a matter of time. wink If standing where you are seated means all those scandals, then fcck you, fcck your imaginary kings, and fcck you 10 times over. . . St[i]u[/i]pid dumb fcck!  grin grin . Don't start what you cannot finish with me boy. . . wink Those 60,000 post say alot about you. . . even mukina no smell am! silly bit[i]c[/i]h!
[/color][/quote]what idiotic scandals is this tool talking about? spilling s[i]e[/i]men on your mum's face and forgetting to pay her?
you can take me to court for that - i am sure i would get charged for gross negligence.

the knucklehead who has no business in the committee of intellectuals. . . . .i often wonder how i could have met a low life like yourself if not for the internet.
you are razz, you are crass - at best, you are an arse! you have traded your dignity for a pot of porridge and yet you open your mouth and address people above your station. . . . .stinking swine!
Romance › Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by coogar: 4:32pm On Mar 07, 2012
dabrake:
erm babe, is that person a guy or a girl??
that's sexkillz - that is how he attracts his clients on allen avenue when he needs to pay for internet subscription.
okoro w@nker from a firewood background feeling funky.

when sexkillz was a child, he wasn't a baby, he was a pikin. grin
Family › Re: Mother In-law Snatched My New Born Baby by coogar: 4:30pm On Mar 07, 2012
dayokanu:
If for any reason your daughter is mutilated, Dont hesitate to call the police and lock both MIL and wife in jail for the rest of their lives
i wish i could have this evil woman as my mother-in-law.
she would be eating watery beans in a military cell by now. this op is a mumu. the biggest mumu ever.
your daughter is about to be abused - a scar she would never forget and you are sitting down and taking your case to a church. . . .

man up and go get your daughter!
Romance › Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by coogar: 4:28pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10350358#msg10350358 date=1331133681][color=#000030]Coming from someone that has been on Nairaland since inception, with over 5 different id's and more than 60,000 posts combined and numerous scandals trailing each id, i take this as a compliment. . . Fcck off. I'm trying to have a conversation with a lady and you are rearing your ugly head as usual. . . Consummate ret[i]a[/i]rd![/color][/quote]that actually shows i did not stumble on the internet last year like yourself.
when nairaland was born, you were still in your sullied nappies running around the hamlet with little or no civilization. you bush okoro w@nker wants to dine where kings do, na yam? you cannot even stand where i am seated, you would have to crouch and bow your head.
oloshi somebody!
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 4:24pm On Mar 07, 2012
cap28:
why are you so interested in knowing who i work for? the issue is not about who i work for but about the hypocrisy of white british people - they smile in your face but stab you in your back as soon as you are out of earshot.  The funny thing is people like you are none the wiser. by the way many expatriates in nigeria are out and out racists but this hasnt stopped them from working in nigeria, many of them even date nigerian women but still harbour very low opinions about black people in general.
your nigerian folks do worse than that. unless you have the brain capacity of a slug, this shouldn't matter to you.
nigerians laugh in your face and stab you in the back in copious proportions. worse than anything i have seen in white people.
if your people are actually worse than what the white people do - then what are you complaining about?

you keep making excuses for them as if they are totally ignorant of what goes on around the world , many of them have access to information and they do know what is going on but choose to ignore the injustices because they are benefitting from it.  Do you think the white guy in your office doeesnt know that the only reason you were hired is becasue you are cheaper than a fellow white person?  They are fully aware but they would rather hire you and make you do a job meant for two people on a fraction of the salary they would have had to pay a white person who would never work as hard as you do.
idiotic. . . .
the white folk in my office know i was hired because i am equally qualified as they are. some of them marvel at the intelligence of nigerians and what it would have been for us if our government did not mismanage the country. they do not discriminate against me - i am always missed whenever i decide skipping our usual hang-out pub to unwind. there's a mutual respect!

by the way many english people from working class backgrounds dont need to go to school to get the kind of job that most black people get in this country - fact.
because most black people like yourself are cleaners, doormen, bouncers and traffic wardens.
little or no training is required to get those kind of jobs. . . . . .try a project engineer or a chartered engineer and tell me an english dude from a working class background would not need school to attain that height.

like i keep reiterating, you are ignorant!
Romance › Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by coogar: 4:15pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10350289#msg10350289 date=1331133261][color=#000030]Hehe. . . Bola, You are a kerosene background girl, so what are you on about? huh [/color][/quote]the kind of lifestyle she lives is the one you have been fasting and praying to have throughout your entire poverty-stricken life.
you this okoro w@nker! without the internet, you cannot cross her path asides the chance of her tossing a pound coin to you in traffic with your gala box hanging on your shoulder begging for alms.
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:55pm On Mar 07, 2012
martinosi:
I grasp the post very well, the amy lady is a fake & fraud, stop being gullible,
Amy if she is real we go to the British Consulate on Nigeria in London to find out what she needs
to know about living in nigeria,

Just dont be gullible,
fake and fraud?
i mean you can sit behind your dusty desktop and detect who is fake and fraudulent?
i can see cap28 isn't the only one with voodooism as his profession - he has got colleagues. grin
Family › Re: Heart Breakin Story by coogar: 3:35pm On Mar 07, 2012
amtheone:
A friend of mine was almost at the point of walking down to the altar to say I DO, but by church doctrine,  they were asked to undergo several test Hiv inclusive.

After the test, their genotype read AS, the guy now opted out of the marriage. Both of them now went their individual ways but the  girl is really feeling bad. The reason for their separation is based on giving birth to sicklier.

What do u think about this kind of development?
they made a good decision.
rather that than bring a child to this world to suffer.
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:28pm On Mar 07, 2012
martinosi:
Look Dude, i think we are way past Smoke & mirrors, i just speak the plain facts & truth as i see them now,

The real problem Nigeria has right now is this "Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala  a.k.a All round Minister of the Nigerian Economy Lady
we have running wild in the GEJ Cabinet doing the bidding of her IMF/World bank Masters!!!


NIGERIAN BEHOLD UR PROBLEM BELOW ie Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala a.k.a IMF/WORLD BANK AGENT!!!

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Okonjo-Iweala,_Ngozi_(2008_portrait).jpg/220px-Okonjo-Iweala,_Ngozi_(2008_portrait).jpg[/img]
i am not even sure you have a grasp of what this thread is about, martinosi
go to politics section to air out your frustrations. . . .this is about a british woman relocating to nigeria and trying to find out what staying in nigeria is like.
she's got nothing to do with world bank or imf.
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:18pm On Mar 07, 2012
cap28:
Bros - total BS.

These id.iots actually think they are indispensable - they dont realise that they are basically just being used to reduce overheads.  

This whole thing of employing blacks as cheap labour did not start today, this is why in america, black workers were referred to as union busters because during strikes, employers would bus in black workers to take up jobs previously being done by white strikers - the black workers were used as a weapon to break up or weaken strikes.
i earn the same wages as my white counterparts in my level.
if you were employed to reduce overheads, then say so. stop lumping your misery on everyone else.
try a different career for a change. you are never going to be respected cleaning toilets @ holborn!
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:16pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=885948.msg10349711#msg10349711 date=1331129763]Gullible? what has that got to do with anything? You talking something different. If the poster is fake,that her business. the question i am asking cap is why must he hate people because of the color of thier skin?[/quote]he's a member of the bnp. grin
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:11pm On Mar 07, 2012
martinosi:
stop being soo gullible,

White People dont need ur help, and if they need u they aiight gonna ask your
help on a  Nigerian Forum, they can go to their  consulate for that or even oyibosonline for that,
stop being so gullible,
the poster came here because her husband is nigerian. . . .
the information she would get here would exceed what her consulate would tell her - it's called seeking a second opinion.
martinosi, have you traded your intelligence with a plate of porridge?
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 3:05pm On Mar 07, 2012
martinosi:
Nigerians and their BS Sometimes, is totally amazing,  CAP28 has said it all,
all of you trying to defend your exposed "rear-end" should just shut-up,

The summary of the matter is that if you work for an employee here in the
UK you are expendable ie u got be fired/retired/re-deployed for any funny
reason, cant keep count of all the lame excuses,


IF U DONT OWN THE COMPANY U WORK FOR U CANT REALLY DEFEND ANY JOB SECURITY DEBATE!!!
and you are not expendable in nigeria? who's more likely to keep his job? a nigerian working here or a nigerian working in nigeria?
you must be a dunderhead!


cap28:
I love what i do - besides IT is a very tenuous area to be working in during an economic decline - the big corporations are outsourcing everthing to china and india because its cheaper for them to employ wage slaves to do exactly what you are doing.
what's your profession? voodoo? grin
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by coogar: 2:56pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=885948.msg10349495#msg10349495 date=1331128300]Thats your problem. You think every Nigerian stays in London.I dont, I stay in the southeast but Wait a minute. what did you say " i never come across any nigerian faces whenever i go into offices in central london". Come on, are you for real? which offices have you been going to? You sound funny to me. I have gone for lot of interview before i got my job and i have seen Nigerians in thier office working as IT or project Managers and that is london. You need to change the people you move with. Seriously, you have been fed wrong information and you have been going to the wrong places.[/quote]cap28 has a peculiar problem.
you can easily tell the people that hosted him when his boat arrived from africa did menial jobs for a living.
he was then brainwashed by them that they are not doing good jobs because they were discriminated against.

he moves with the wrong people. . . . .i know over 30 nigerian project managers in london area alone. most of them arrived in this country few moons ago -
they are all doing well with fat wages - none of them has ever complained about discrimination before. . . . .
someone needs to advise cap28 to get a new orientation. the current one has failed him and would continue to fail him.

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