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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 6:50pm On Mar 15, 2012
denzel2009: I don't have to prove anything.... Babe! should just say here she wasn't around Fulham in London between Jan and Feb this year. cheesy
fulham area? maybe she came around to watch fulham fc at craven cottage!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 6:36pm On Mar 15, 2012
[quote author=BABE!]S[i]hi[/i]t is ugly as f[i]uc[/i]k.

Good thing is, we get to see the people eavesdropping ( and peeping through the keyhole) to hear our discussion. cheesy
[/quote]not happening. . . .i have anti-atutu software that would blind and bind the hideous vampires eavesdropping.
seun must be high on an unknown substance to come up with this - the nerd that designed this for him must also be locked up for insulting my intelligence.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 6:21pm On Mar 15, 2012
[quote author=BABE!]Hehe. Don't mind him.

How you doing, darling? cheesy
[/quote]trying to figure out this new skin on nairaland - it's disgusting!
i dunno what to make of it - i can't even see if our noisy neighbour(denzel) is online.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 6:09pm On Mar 15, 2012
[quote author=BABE!]Prove it . . . . [/quote]denzel has nothing - he's just bluffing. his informants are drunk on shekpe/ogogoro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:02pm On Mar 15, 2012
RuuDie: I don't think we are gonna go out tonight. . . .Bilbao just do not have enough fuel in the tank to finish what they've started!
it depends on the players we start. . . .i would know when i see the line-up in 10 mins time if we are out or in.

@@MUFC
Team: De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Ferdinand, Evra, Park, Cleverley, Carrick, Giggs, Young, Rooney
Bench: Amos, Smalling, Hernandez, Fabio, Scholes, Pogba, Welbeck
i expect us to go into extra time with this team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 6:00pm On Mar 15, 2012
debosky: See weak excuses by AVB - he was told to change the style of play (maybe) but not at the expense of winning. An astute coach bridges the period of change and doesn't chuck out the old and enforce the new.

Importantly an astute manager doesn't make daft comments about players saying they aren't married and saying he needs ONLY the support of the owner. AVB's hubris has been awfully exposed by this victory - the very antithesis of what he tried to do in Naples.

His own ego to do things his own way led to his downfall.
i still think chelsea prima donnas refused to give their best under him. nothing has changed at chelsea, they played with their hearts last night but sustaining that type of quality throughout the season is never going to happen with the old farts. i still blame villas-boas for accepting the job of sitting on a keg of gun-powder. he should have sacked the old players he did not want in the first week of his appointment. the mafians @ chelsea conspired a mutiny against him. they knew a run of 5 horrible results would get him sacked and it happened exactly that way.

his gross inexperience did him in but it doesn't rub him off his excellent managerial skills on the pitch.
Romance › Re: How Do U Deal With A Girlfriend That Declares You Married To Her On Her Facebook Page Without Your Consent? by coogar: 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2012
odiaero: Hi, how do u deal with a girlfriend that declares u married to her on her facebook page without ur consent, even when u are not married, the best way to tell her to remove it from her FB without causing any problems between u and her?
odiaero, i have concluded lying pathologically is your hobby.
jeeez - do you ever stop?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:40pm On Mar 12, 2012
debosky: . . . . and Theo makes ANOTHER mockery of Dudu's intelligence. cheesy

If Theo's control and possession footie today isn't evidence, you'll never see it. Man of the match performance to shut up myopia suffering folk like Dudu, and some others unmentioned saying Walcott shouldn't be starting games. cheesy

Very satisfying victory after it seemed so close to being a draw.

Another record for the Arsenal - first team to come from a goal down to win 4 consecutive games.

It's not been pretty often this season, but you have to salute the current run of victories.
that record even pales in comparison to the one i heard. . . .arsenal have not lost a monday night fixture in the premier league since 1997!
what the feck!!!! wenger certainly bends down to white collar gay w@nkers running the fixtures @ the fa headquarters.
Romance › Re: Should Have Stayed With My Ex. by coogar: 11:36pm On Mar 12, 2012
Ejaisky: Please help me. I got married last December and I can't stop thinking about my ex. I can't stop regretting i should have gotten married to him instead of my husband.
if your ex is willing to take you back, pack your bags and go back to him.
you're in a democratic country. freedom of movement!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:58pm On Mar 12, 2012
StarBoard: ...hoping we hold serve...the ball's in our court...the fixtures might sound simple and straight-forward enough but there's no taking anything for granted.
On a good day,we should weather the storm before we get to the City game.
But knowing Fergie and his ability to complicate the simplest matters,I wouldn't hedge any bets. . .
As per injuries, I'm starting to agree with Hargreaves,even though the situation isn't directly related. WE need to take a look at our medical staff/procedures.Too many walking wounded in our side. . .
this realization is a tad belated. grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by coogar: 4:52pm On Mar 12, 2012
lefulefu: omo imagine say na a girlfriend like Idowu i come get and armed robber tell me make i choose b/w my girlfriend or my life.omo i go just deny her eight times
you should be banned for life for writing this. what a misogynist you are turning out to be, lefulefu.
is this what i trained you to become?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:39pm On Mar 11, 2012
dayokanu: Who is Cleverly? Why not Stoopidly?

Shey that one na footballer?
Seeing that you have selective amnesia, i would suggest you bang your head against the wall 3 times to charge up your brain capacitors.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:18pm On Mar 11, 2012
dayokanu: Bastian, Modric, Sneijder, Hazard etc

Which version of PS3 are you guys using?

Cant you add Maradona, Zidane and Cryuff to that list?
Khedira and Kroos would do.
They would warm the bench for Tom Cleverley and Oliveira Anderson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:52pm On Mar 11, 2012
montelik: Hazard. SAF will never fall out of love with wingers.
hazard is like mesut ozil, isn't it?
he can play on the wing or operate behind a striker.

wenger is also snooping around him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:48pm On Mar 11, 2012
chamotex: LMAO! so you can even add friends on this new shitty layout. grin
Coogar add me up cheesy
i only add females. grin grin grin grin grin grin
debosky's sex change is still 70% complete, otherwise i would have added the twit. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:40pm On Mar 11, 2012
Emperoh: Yaya and Balobalo. . . .kasala go bust oo.
the whole england go involve sha. . but who go win? My money is on Yaya

Coogar
Cissokho kwa!!!
Why not Dickson etuhu

He didn't see the like of Demba Ba abi?

By the way wetin do our Sneijder deal?
cissokho is very good.......someone who can really challenge patrice evra on that left channel.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:31pm On Mar 11, 2012
chamotex: In that case - Toure will use his African juju. grin
heard fergie was in france in the last 2 nights to watch eden hazard and aly cissokho. . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:12pm On Mar 11, 2012
montelik: Yaya Toure all d way, Ballotelli that can't even put on a bib. grin
yaya toure - cote d'ivore
balotelli - ghana.

toure would dice balotelli, suck his blood, chew his meat, spit his bones out within 30 mins.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:27pm On Mar 11, 2012
chamotex: "Tears in the City"
it's not like it was the last game of the season. there are still 30 points to fight for.
mathematically, liverpool can still win the title so there's plenty to play for.
city fans are deluded.

chamotex, knowing you as a welbeck fan, can you analyse how welbeck missed the chance gifted to him by scholes?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2012
coded guy: ;DSaw Man City fans crying immediately after swansea goal, hope oil billions will be used to buy boxes of tissue for all of them.
https://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CITYFANGIF.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:16pm On Mar 11, 2012
what the feck happened to nairaland? i had to clean my face three times to be sure i got the right forum.
i cannot believe mukina2 allowed this to happen with this homoerotic outlook. this looks like shyte. . .

as per the game,
danny welbeck is still a liability. with the net gaping unmarked, welbeck missed from 5 yards - pathetic!
carrick was solid as usual. rooney is chasing van persie on the scorer's charts.

city lost but it's not unexpected. swansea is a difficult place to go.
they have now beaten arsenal and city on that ground. things are looking good from here and i just hope fergie's irrational selection won't cost us in the coming games.

he might throw valencia, rooney and carrick in the defence again like he brain-farted against blackburn at old trafford.
i love miss sian massey - she flagged micah richard's goal offside correctly.
Computers › Re: Ipad 2 Vs Ipad 3 -- Spot The Difference by coogar: 10:41pm On Mar 10, 2012
eros:
Personally, methinks the Ipad 2 is crap. Since I got it, I still haven't been able to get any wifi portable device to use to connect it to the internet. Please anybody out there who knows how I can connect my Ipad 2 wifi using Glo, MTN, Etisalat or Starcomms should help a brother out.
you have to subscribe to a wireless router from glo, etisalat or starcomms before your ipad can connect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:38pm On Mar 10, 2012
chamotex:
@coogar

There are some managers that don't get involved in training or only have little involvement. Not saying Fergie doesn't.
But some managers just stand and watch training seeing who is performing or not and leave the assistant to handle training.
Some managers are better with managing players and are clueless about tactics.
fergie is old school - that he's still relevant in the game after 25 yrs is a testament to his intelligence.
he shouldn't be in the job again. i doubt fergie can work with an ipad or ipod. the last time apple got a mp3 player as a gift, it was his great grandson that showed him how to use it. so i don't expect him to know much about modern methods/tactics - this is why he plays 4-4-2. his most trusted formation.

like what gary neville, fergie only focus on how his team would play - he does nothing to stop the opposition from playing.
this was why he lost to guardiola twice in the final. we did not man-mark messi or xavi cos fergie didn't care.
this is where an astute lieutenant should be by his side. carlos quieroz should be lured back to old trafford. mike phelan is a yes man!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Birmingham Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On March 6th 2012 by coogar: 10:11pm On Mar 10, 2012
1025:
@1forall,
since ur stomach turns u with mikel's style of play and this coach has made him a regular player, i am sure u have chances of having a broken stomach. the more u hate this guy, the more the coach sees his relevance. are u aware that mikel just played two and won two since the departure of AVB
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-871307.192.html#msg10279970
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:30pm On Mar 10, 2012
chamotex:
P.S - We are still waiting for United's crumble o alagba tongue tongue
you would spend more years on the planet than methuselah if you wait for fufuface's prediction of united crumbling.
even mumuface has already admitted his thought process has been weak for almost half a decade now. . . .

we have been discussing the absence of carlos queiroz's tactical awareness for years here cos we know what he brings to the team.
when he was leaving, fergie actually said queiroz taught him some things he was never aware of and united's medical side of things improved while queiroz was here.

there's no way carlos quieroz would allow us play 4-4-2 in europe if he was still here.

from gary neville's autobiography. . . .

In Carlos the manager had found a coach whose knowledge (even if at times he bored us with his tactical talks) he could plunder and combine with his own natural aggression and boldness. There’s no doubt he was instrumental in helping us evolve as a team, becoming more sophisticated and patient in Europe.
He had us playing different formations, weaning us off our traditional 4–4–2.

Tactically he was excellent, but his day-to-day training could be very dry. Some days things would feel very bogged down in specifics, stopping the play to rerun one pass. Rene Meulensteen, the first-team coach in recent years, was much more into flowing training sessions, Steve McClaren too. Carlos was different from any coach I had at United and he’d be quite open that he didn’t want us playing small-sided games all the time. It was as if he didn’t want us having too much fun in the week so we’d be hungrier on Saturday.

After beating Roma, we were through to the semifinals to face Barcelona – and what a test this would be with the talents of Eto’o, Iniesta, Deco and Messi. Credit to Carlos. Beating Barcelona was his finest hour as the manager’s assistant. This was when his technical expertise, the way he’d taught us to be a more adaptable European side, paid dividends. For years, training had always been based around how we’d play, but this time Carlos was obsessive about stopping Barcelona.

We’d never seen such attention to detail. He put sit-up mats on the training pitch to mark exactly where he wanted our players to be to the nearest yard.
We rehearsed time and again, sometimes walking through the tactics slowly with the ball in our hands. The instructions were simple enough. Ronaldo up
front tying them up, Carlos Tevez dropping on to Yaya Touré every time he got the ball. Let their centre-halves have it. They couldn’t hurt us. With Ji-Sung Park and Rooney out wide, the full-backs had two hard-working wingers to help shackle Messi and Iniesta. But the really complex part was for Scholes and Carrick.

Carlos had worked out precise positions for each of them, depending on the other’s whereabouts. They’d have to pivot in tandem. It would require huge concentration but it was necessary to stop Deco and Xavi feeding the ball through to Eto’o. Barcelona were such a complex team to counter, and we had to close down all these potential lines of attack.

They were a better footballing team than us. Suffocation was a necessary tactic. The hope for the first leg in the Nou Camp was that Ronaldo could catch them on the break, but it didn’t work out that way after he missed an early penalty. Instead it was a defensive masterclass, orchestrated by Carlos.
The second in command can have a great effect on the team. The manager puts a huge amount of trust in his coaches. We learnt from Brian Kidd, from Steve McClaren, and from Carlos Queiroz.

We suffered in the periods when we didn’t have coaches of that calibre. Carlos could come over a bit dry at times, but we learnt to control games under him.
After a 0–0 draw in the Nou Camp, we came back toOld Trafford in good heart. The return was a nail-biter but then Scholesy hit a wonder goal into the top corner. A great strike from a great player at a vital moment. Sheer class. We’d stopped Barcelona from scoring in 180 minutes which very, very few teams have done over the last five years. And we were back in the European Cup final for the first time in nine years.


i am sure if we had carlos quieroz in the final of 09/11, the affair would have been tighter than it was.
we might have won 1 or 2 of those finals - we might have served a boring game to win but then who would remember such?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 3:11pm On Mar 10, 2012
ritchboy:
Torres is just nine minutes away from playing 24 hours(1 day!) without scoring a goal grin grin grin
shut up ritchboy!
Computers › Re: Ipad 2 Vs Ipad 3 -- Spot The Difference by coogar: 2:56pm On Mar 10, 2012
aieromon:
No expandable slot and no HDMI out.I have friends that are on Pad1 and see no reason to move to Pad2.I also have friends that are on Pad2 and see no reason to switch to the new IPad.All they did was add a 8MP camera and put the Apple logo(fans comment,not mine).
Asus and Samsung must be laughing their hearts out grin grin grin
while apple are laughing their way to the bank!
Phones › Re: Apple Unveils 4G iPad by coogar: 2:46pm On Mar 10, 2012
moonraker:
Alrighty!!!!

By then, The Android OEMS and Windows OEMs would have taken center stage, leaving apple behind.

Mr Coogar, like i said earlier, i love apple and its products but erm the business route that these guys

are taking is a risky one. The only reason why apple has been able to get away with producing products

that are specs wise nothing to write home about and pricing them high is becos of Steve Jobs. Steve

was more than an innovator to apple. He knew what to say and how to convince people to buy a product.

He isnt there anymore, Just wait until the Steve Jobs momentum finally dies down.
apple can never be left behind. . . . .that's a pipe-dream!
all the other phone makers combined can never leave apple behind. . . .it's not just possible.
wait till iphone-5 comes out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 8:38pm On Mar 09, 2012
afrodoc:
coogar hav u called ur parents yet? make sure u allow ur mum to give u a complete list of all d dogs dt doked her before she conceived u.it will go a long way in u understanding ur family tree u pansy mongrel! what makes it more unfortunate is dt she allowed salivating rabid dogs to give it to her (canine style of course).
u wanna know how this is public knowledge,ur dad has it on tape(he filmed everything while being anally doked by a horse).now u know the origin of ur dad's hemorrhoids cheesy
shows the kind of firewood background you came from.
your parents should have wiped the spermhead that made you with a rag!
afrodoc = afrodork!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:34pm On Mar 09, 2012
chic2pimp:
Out of the window goes the theory only Barca and Real would survive in the Premier league.
i dunno how people make these horrible deductions based on a one-off result.
blackburn beat man utd at old trafford this season - are they in the top four?
does the fact that barcelona lost to osasuna now mean fulham would beat barca?

arrant nonsense!
Computers › Re: Ipad 2 Vs Ipad 3 -- Spot The Difference by coogar: 8:18pm On Mar 09, 2012
davidylan:
will only get one because i refused to get any of the past 2 just to see if there would be any serious improvements. The facts that microsoft office still has no app for it and it doesnt have USB capabilities are serious limitations. What about creating a stylus pen?
use your finger, bro!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2012
ritchboy:
I can also bring out pass completion stats that tell you Denilson was once the best passer in the EPL. Those numbers can only impress the villagers in your hometown cheesy
denilson is a defensive midfielder.
van persie/chicharito are out n out strikers for their respective clubs - who do they pass to? their goalkeepers?
abeg, your analysis has no flavour. van persie loses the ball more than chicharito under pressure.

Fluke.
grin grin grin grin
for someone who has the worst first touch in the history of association?
you must be a louse!

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cheiiiii, see movement - gary cahill royally sodomized. cool

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