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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 2:56pm On Mar 22, 2012
debosky: Easy son. . . .the Spurs side with an allegedly better squad have geriatrics like Ryan Nelsen and Gallas to call upon as back ups. One moved from a relegation threatened club and the other has barely played this season. Dunno about you, but I'd regard them as weaker than having Miquel or Djourou step in.

Squad weakness is difficult to pin down - only in attack (CF) can we clearly say that Spurs have a better squad than ours - defensively it's neck and neck due to the absence of Dawson through injury, and in midfield it's arguably neck and neck as well.

The main advantage Spurs had is that they didn't lose players and thus didn't require time to gel as a team. Arsenal is only beginning to gel properly and it shows in the performances.

Luck always plays its part - from VdV's handball to offside goals and TWO own goals at Blackburn. Even with yesterday's lucky call (how lucky considering the penalty we were denied?) we've had more calls against us than for us.
drenthe's goal was legal.
if i were wenger, i would ask for a replay.
the fa(london crew) are trying their best to put arsenal in the champions league spot.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:55pm On Mar 22, 2012
neyostica: Yeah we are the same cos we got the same view abt coogar, even am nicey1, dayokanu and so on. You are a foollllllll.
shut up, you are hardunni!
don't even lie about it or i would gut you like a pig.
useless sonofawhore - go and find a day job and stop constituting a nuisance with your ugly hardunni pics.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2012
neyostica: Useless kwarshiorkor girl, have you taken your medicine??
neyostica, but why?
at what stage in your miserable life did you lose your ability to coordinate?
who's hardunni? your ma, sister or wifey or yourself? grin grin grin grin grin

you were caught pants down!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:47pm On Mar 22, 2012
Hardunnii: @cougar, when did u become ass kisserhuh I blame the white trash that put ur sorry ass in a loony bin, you are a disgrace to ur lineage, you this bloody cuntttt. Waka b4 i give you e-slap
with a face like yours, i would rather kiss arses.
your face looks like a tattoo drawn on a scrotum. . . .hardunni, you sound like a frustrated camel undergoing manual castration.
i am not to blame for the misery in your life. find a strong rope and a good beam to tie it to.

[quote author=BABE!]Hardunni is Neyostica? huh cheesy grin[/quote]i am not surprised. neyostica is the most respected yahoo boy in his area.
hardunni is his vehicle to success. with h[i]o[/i]rny hilly-billies on nairaland - hardunni is there to wow them into submission.
if mr cork or 190 becomes broke - it's hardunni fleecing them off their hard earned british pounds. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 2:40pm On Mar 22, 2012
proudly9ja: I heard something interesting yesterday. The Arsenal back four unit of Sagna, Verm, Kos and Gibbs is yet to lose a game this season!

What do you guys make of this (if true)?
i really wish we still have to play arsenal then that theory would have been subjected to an acid test.
valencia would murder gibbs, nani would cremate sagna and welbeck would sodomize koscielny and verminator. grin cheesy
just make sure you guys beat man city.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:35pm On Mar 22, 2012
neyostica: Do you mind the useless girlhuh Someone they should have used for lab testing
and you shoulda have been aborted with limestone and a teaspoonful of cement mixed with water.
no wonder you look gay. how much dye did you rub in your scalp?
at this rate, naija babes are in trouble with a leprechaun like yourself hustling dye, 2nd-hand bum shorts, tampons and dildos with them. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 12:37pm On Mar 22, 2012
StarBoard: The newbies were even worse!
Meireles makes you wonder why he was signed in the first place.
Mata was largely anonymous.
Ramirez should be Kenyan and not Brazilian, the way he seems to know how to run and not know how to pass
Luiz,Torres,Cahill?Lets not even go there.They shouldnt be playing for Chelsea.

Chelsea shouldn't have been allowed that first goal in the first place.
But if it were United who scored that goal, the ref woulda been posted on twitter with a jersey posing next to Fergie.
the newbies did ok and mikel obi was the best chelsea player on the pitch by a country mile.
2 key players had to be moved to their unnatural positions to accommodate that fat fool(lampard).
what did lampard offer throughout the 90? nothing offensively, liability defensively.

ramirez would have had more energy to track nasri's run into the box for citeh's 2nd goal.
lampard knew what was about to happen but his energy and pace are in tatters so he could only watch nasri breeze past him.
meireles is useless. he's 29 - he's an oldie as well.

torres was decent. he had no service throughout. i cannot remember any cross from ramirez or the full-backs that got to torres.
they were either under-hit/over-hit and just when we thought di matteo would bring a 2nd striker to partner torres, he removed the arrow head for another.
drogba did nothing. chelsea got lucky with that first goal. they should have showed more ambition in either defending resolutely or attacking relentlessly.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 12:09pm On Mar 22, 2012
nicey1d: @BABE!....l don't have to be showing you any statistics but l will tell you what to do if you don't know. make google your friend and search for countries which has the highest crime rate in world. You guys will just be talking ignorantly even nigeria do not have the highest crime rate in africa.
america have a high crime rate because there's a record for 90% of the crimes reported.
nigeria don't even report 5% of the crimes committed so they have no reliable statistics to tell anyone about the crime rate.
however, if your thought process is not insipid, you should know nigerians are more criminally minded than any country in the western world cos 10-30% of the crimes committed in these areas are perpetrated by nigerians.

you see? the signs of your cassava background are beginning to show.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
RuuDie: Well, with respect to finances. . . you are equally assuming things here and since we are painting hypothetical pictures, here is one - if UTD were in La Liga, the Glazers at the helm, we might not have as much wealth or have as much financial influence as you are wont to believe.
we would have finished paying our debt(i.e if there would be any debt at all), such aggressive leveraged buy-outs would not happen in spain.
besides, do you know how much those useless la liga teams make via television deals?
if you put united on those deals, united is the richest club on the planet.

And who said bottom teams don't beat big teams in La Liga!!? why sounding like its a special thing that can only be associated with the EPL only!?
it happens more in the premier league than la liga. in this year's carling cup final, it was liverpool and cardiff.
tell us the last time that happened in copa del rey. a lower league team playing in the final

I agree with Dayo on the fact that in the recent past, the teams we have paraded would not make it in the La Liga. This present side in particular has no business sitting at the top of the log; no business whatsoever!
that theory is whack.
you can only strengthen in relative to the kind of opposition you have.
man utd would not sit back and watch other teams dominate them for 7 years. they are too big a club to surrender to such rubbish!
they rose to abramovic's challenge after just 2 seasons(roman spent £500m), they are currently challenging city(abu dhabi brothers have spent £500m), none of the la liga teams have spent as much and you think man utd in la liga wouldn't have matched barcelona and madrid?

you make me laugh. i hope you know barcelona/madrid are the only teams allowed to negotiate their own tv deals - the other teams share the revenue amongst themselves. would this useless arrangement affect man utd? the most supported football team on the solar system?
after reconsidering, if man utd were to be in la liga, there wouldn't be one of barcelona or real madrid. it would be man utd and one of those two.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
chamotex: Game on!
I wasn't expecting Chelsea to beat Citeh at the Etihad anyway.
Can the Arses do it? cheesy
i cannot count on the arses. we have to beat city ourselves, i am afraid.
arsenal are such a useless team when you expect them to do something!

meanwhile, what's happened to david silva?
his form is so shiity now he makes denilson of arsenal look like diego maradona.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 11:03pm On Mar 21, 2012
SAFO: Coogar why defend this akata and attack your own people?
It screams of self hate/self loathing. Not cool.
she spoke the truth! the truth must be told!
if a nigerian said the same thing, you would attack her too?

nicey1d: [color=#990000][/color] Good, you said it all. You already describe your future and your next generations, you silly thing.
my future is safe.
yours need to be rehabilitated. you have stayed long enough in the poverty echelon to be rescued. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 10:41pm On Mar 21, 2012
StarBoard: Reality check for the blues.
Victories over mediocre teams and folks were carrying hard-ons.
yes o!
the oldies have done it again.
lampard - a liability for nasri's goal + the horrendous back pass in the first half
essien - hand ball - his hand that high in the box for a ball going nowhere.
drogba - a total disgrace. he did nothing when he came on.

i love chelsea oldies. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 10:30pm On Mar 21, 2012
lampard is a liability. i am happy he's been found out again.
he totally lost nasri. useless fat slowpoke - cost chelsea today once again with his
lethargic pace.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 8:07pm On Mar 21, 2012
nicey1d: Look at a fool talking who knows nothing about my background and just keep balbing here. If you are a wizard or diviner knowing about peoples family then your divination is wrong about mine, idiot. And mind u, maybe that's how you want your future to be that's why you said that.
epitome of a firewood background!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 6:41pm On Mar 21, 2012
nicey1d: You must be silly for having such assumption about my family and where l grew up. No bastard in my family so we don't call anyone bastard there. l am sure that happens in your family because you are already showing it here and don't forget the insults you are raining on luckygame. hypocrite!
assumption? i know simpletons of your ilk - i don't need to assume.
with your idiotic remarks, it's so easy to tell you were raised from a cassava background.
you homoerotic dunderhead!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 6:17pm On Mar 21, 2012
luckgames: NO women need to be abused
Fucker, I was out for lunch
You are a kid that need to learn how to wipe your dirty F Up A??
You are not willing to learn and have a open mind -Guess what you can't grow
Village boy
this poof does not know when to shut the cess pit he calls a mouth!
out for lunch @ 6pm in nigeria. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
dayokanu: The last 6yrs or so has seen barcelona completely dominate football in Europe. Even with the strenght of madrid they havent been able to upstage them for a while.
completely dominated europe and yet they have only won 3 times in the last 7 seasons.
where were they in 2007, 2008 and 2010?

These are the 2 strongest teams in Europe. So logically if all the top teams in every league were to be lumped in the same league Barca and madrid would still be the strongest
2 of the strongest teams in europe? united have graced 3 of the last 4 finals of the champions league.
the last time i saw real madrid there was 2002! saddam hussein was still very much alive.

Given man utd and bayerns performances against barca in recent times its not far fetched to say both clubs would have ended trophyless in any race with either Spanish clubs. Coupled with the strenght in depth of lower La Liga teams that they have always shown in the Europa cup in recent times. The likes of Sevilla, Bilbao, Osasuna are stronger than the likes of Stokes, Mainz, Hertha berlin, Parma, Everton etc. Barca and madrid at home face tougher opposition than what other teams face in their leagues.
man utd would have more money in la liga, same as bayern.
they would probably have equal strength or united and bayern could actually pull more supporters than barca and madrid.
the strength in depth of lower la liga teams are not stronger than their english counterparts - it's just that english clubs place a higher priority on the league than european competition. the sharing of the prize money in england makes the english league more attractive than europa league. a team that survives in the english leagaue would make more money than winning the europa league so what's the point?

when tottenham wiped the floor with ac milan last season, i didn't hear you spout this rubbish.

When Barca hit Bayern 4-0, It would be stupid of anyone to claim Bayern would have won the La Liga in that season the same season they beat manure with a makeshift defence
when liverpool won the champions league in 2005, they finished 5th. 33 points below chelsea(league winners).
ac milan were not the italian champions when they won the champions league in 2007. they finished 36 points below inter milan(league winners)
winning the champions league and winning the domestic league are 2 different things. barcelona are the best team in spain and yet they trail real madrid by 8 points or thereabout.

The top 5 players in Europe are in those 2 teams, Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Iniesta.
it was like that in 2010 when inter won it. on their way to winning it, they murdered the team of messi, xavi and iniesta.
the best players do not necessarily guarantee success.

Ruudie has helped you clarify some of the megedefegede you have been splashing on the www
the irony!
the amount of brainless comments you have churned out on this topic would sink the titanic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:57pm On Mar 21, 2012
StarBoard: dayokanu's argument is based on one-offs and not factual enough.
That United had a woeful season in Europe isn't enough to reach that conclusion they will go trophiless.
When United were reaching Champions League finals, where was this lame argument?It only surfaced when United got beaten by Bilbao.
We didn't see anything wrong in Zenith St. Petersburg beating almighty Bayern 4-nil in the Europa league 3 seasons ago.Yet he is here rapping opaks like a hungry Naija artiste.
When Barca hit Bayern for 4 in 45 minutes,he wasn't proclaiming LaLiga the best league in the world.
don't mind the charlatan....
always copping erections whenever scenarios like this spring up. it's not like the top english teams don't get beat.
did crystal palace not beat united this season @ old trafford? coventry? leeds? southend?
should we then conclude championship teams or teams in the lower division are better than the premier league?
chelsea(the 5th best team in the league currently) are in the quarter-finals of the champions league - let dayo come n explain that with his recto-cranially inverted cranium. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 5:53pm On Mar 21, 2012
nicey1d: @Coogar....l can see you are acting as the NUMBER 1 bastard here and l can also see people pointing it out, you are just like the nigerians joining boko haram and disturbing our peace. Rethink please!
i'm sure the word in bold is the most common word used in your household while you were growing up.
in a nutshell, you were raised in an abusive environment!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 5:02pm On Mar 21, 2012
chuckdee4: @ Luckygames: You keep shooting urself in the foot, quit while you can. All this drama over someone else's opinion
the abuses he gets in nigeria is worse than what the poster said - he's happy to be cursed by his kinsmen but he goes knuckle-boxing when a foreigner does.
what an asswipe!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 4:56pm On Mar 21, 2012
neyostica: Coogar, e be lyk sey they swear for you, the white chick you dey stay with don use all ur brain cells for research, catapult urself to sport jor, olele
you are a flaming ninny!
neyostica, the name alone suggests you feed on poop, vomitus and goat's urine.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 4:45pm On Mar 21, 2012
luckgames: Coogar
"my prediction was right after all, you don't work in any big company. grin no big company would hire a riff raff like yourself."

You keep playing guessing game
Stop
Did I say I work for a big company?
I worked in the past for very big globe company
Today I am one of forty thousand people (40,000)
Like I said before I take care of major systems
If you can do IP trace, You might be able to locate me
Good luck mother F kid
do me a favour - go f@ck yourself. you and your major systems inclusive.
empty barrels make the loudest noise.

nicey1d: Someone acting as if she is insane came and post rubbish about nigerians on a nigerian forum and some bastard nigerians backing her up. What a stupidity!
where else would she talk rubbish about nigerians? in a somalian forum?
you have a problem with people talking about you to your face? bloody cowards!
laugh in people's face and talk behind their backs.

luckgames: Coogar -A really dumb brother
your intelligence quotient in voltage would not power a torch!
you have the brain capacity of a slug!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:41pm On Mar 21, 2012
RuuDie: The man has a point.
If we get whooped like against Bilbao week in, week out --- how long will you think it'd take before you bring out your old-school, Sir Bobby jersey, waving it frantically in the stands, singing in a Barry White for the gaffer's axe!?
because blackburn came to old trafford to beat man utd means chelsea, arsenal and spurs would do it?
there would always be one-off incidents in football. so because zenit st petersburg once disgraced bayern munich in europe means the russian league was stronger than the german league? the way people analyse football is baffling. if this trend continues for a period of 2-3 yrs, come and make your inference then.

then the idiotic dayokanu opined if man utd were in la liga, they would be trophyless - what an insane statement.
if man utd were in la liga, they would be the richest club. with the independent tv deals and 330 million fans, united's revenue per season would be £1 billion.
all the players that have doped up the performance of barca/madrid would probably be at man utd and there would be nothing for the catalonians n madridstas.

even with the money roman abramovic and abu dhabis have spent, they still cannot unseat man utd on the throne.
talking about teams lying down - swansea have beaten city this season, they beat arsenal too. sunderland beat city, blackburn murdered united/arsenal. wolves ended united's unbeaten run in the league last season. wolves had the least points on the league table when they achieved that feat.
who said bottom teams don't r@pe big teams in england? in the last 10 seasons, united have lost 8 times to a relegation bound team. if these teams happen to be from ghana, reprobates like yourselves would say the ghanaian league is better than the english league.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 3:07pm On Mar 21, 2012
luckgames: Good I have a JOB
Guess what? you called me Office Assistant now Mail man -- What is next?
I have not called any AA people slave because I know better
You have a very narrow mind
coming from the halfwit that cannot even use the quote button?
i find this rather amusing.

You need to learn
BOY we are in two different world
I have two develop countries I call home
develop countries or developed countries.
semi-illiterate! if i ask him to name these countries now the fuckwit would mention congo republic and vietnam. grin cheesy


[quote author=BABE!]https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8m7jqb7s1qza6y2.gif[/quote]you ehn?
more than 10 days ago, no show!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:54pm On Mar 21, 2012
luckgames: I am in full control of major systems ( big)
You surely have issues with Nigerian men
You have not point to prove dumb a??
What you need is life
I am Office Assistant NO sorry Sir. You can keep wishing
everyone is a senator on nairaland. a quick search of your name would reveal you are an ordinary postman covering ojuelegba axis of lagos.
i have issues with nigerians as a whole. we are so quick to blame others for our own mistakes.
we call african americans slaves but who sold these people as slaves?

Long One: ^^^Nice one, digressing a bit, your attacks are legendary, thought I would have to run for cover, lol.
i am as meek as a lamb.

[quote author=190_@]this OP must be mzdarkskin[/quote]190, what happened to you?
last i heard, you had a brief stay @ winson green. how was your stay there?
did you drop a soap in the shower? grin


Idowuogbo: U are sick

Werey!!!! grin grin grin
Jesus wept!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:38pm On Mar 21, 2012
luckgames: Leave Nigerian men alone
you get dump and now you are mad as hell
You have lot of issues: attitude, no value and very disrespectful
Guess what ?
Your problem is you are not getting Nigerian men semen so you are very up set
you think everyone is a homoerotic like yourself, asswax!
for your information, i am a dude - nothing in my profile suggests i am a chic which proves my
point that you are a semi-illiterate.you're probably an office assistant @ zenith bank using his oga's system while oga has gone for break.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:30pm On Mar 21, 2012
Long One: Dis guy, sef.

You seem to have a thing against Nigerians; me thinks since you are one, you understand their flaws, frustrated with them, maybe, so you have moved from love to contempt, possibly? Even, wanting a change?

I agree with your first comment, as well as the OP’s, but calling Nigerians ‘psychotic beings’? Haba, I sincerely do not know if I should laugh or cry, lol.
there's a problem and we need to acknowledge the problem and address it.
we have an uncanny ability of always pointing fingers when we are not better off. nigerians abroad scream racism at any given opportunity but the tribal hatred at home is worse! charity begins at home. we need to clean up our acts in nigeria before pointing accusing fingers @ the other races.
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 2:10pm On Mar 21, 2012
humming fela's tune.
basket mouth wan open mouth again o
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar:
luckgames: Are you sure you are talking to Nigerian men?
I need to forgive you, you lack common sense and respect for us
I am very sure you are looking for a Nigerian men that will provide you upper middle class lifestyle
Keep searching
Sorry I am taking
yes, i am talking to you nigerian men! i am nigerian too so stop the holier than thou fucktitude!
many of you are semi-illiterates with little or no mother wit and what the op observed is very true.
and with the way you commented like someone whose brain cells was dipped in a barrel of sem[i]e[/i]n, you are part of the statistics she's talking about.
stinking swine!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:56pm On Mar 21, 2012
[quote author=Alaba_Slim]@coogar
if utd were playin in d la-liga,dey wld neva lift d league & fergie wld hav bin SACKED datz 4 SURE[/quote]that would be the same la liga that the idiotic rafa benitez won twice, right?
the same benitez who couldn't sniffed the premier league in 6 yrs?
alaba_slim, you are a fool!
Romance › Re: Crazy Nigerians:) by coogar: 10:21pm On Mar 19, 2012
[quote author=Latrice699@gmail.com]Thank God for common sense, at least someone has it. You guys are vultures, shred a person to pieces.....and that's the whole point, CRAZY NIGERIANS,lol[/quote]forgive their manners, most of them are illiterates or semi-illiterates.
add the frustration of joblessness and acute poverty to the equation and you are dealing with a host of psychotic beings.

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