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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 5:09am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
You forgot to add that they were only able to beat Otelul Gulati

Mybe your unbeaten run can be extended to the Europa league
that was few months after beating the only surviving german club in the champions league 6-1 aggregate. grin
germany's best goalkeeper shipped 6 goals within a week. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Balotteli Faces 4-match Ban For Stamp On Scott Parker by coogar: 5:06am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
Honestly I think Balotelli is a marked man. Whatever he does gets scrutinised.
Vs man Utd when he showed his undershirt of "Why always me" he received a yellow, This is a gesture lots of players do regularly even When Van Persie did the same thing yesterday he wasnt booked
so balotelli was the first premier league player to be given a yellow card for showing his under-shirt?
the cobwebs in your brain have amassed copiously. grin i thought every football fan knows the rules but dayonazi wouldn't. grin
it's a bookable offence to show under-shirts when celebrating goals. . . . .you are robbing the shirt sponsors off their kodak moments.

tamir cohen of bolton got a yellow card last season for paying tributes to his late dad. . . .
https://i.newsrt.co.uk/upload/news/large/11/16/Tamir_cohen_1879772c.jpg
but let's cook up conspiracy theories to sound bright. dayonazi is on a roll.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 4:59am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
WHo played behind Torres in the game?
how daft can this boy be?
lampard started and was subbed in the 36th minute.
malouda came on and dropped behind the 3-pronged attack as a left midfielder.

In games where Lampard played, you claimed Lampard was behind Torres, Now that Lampard is out do you mean Lamps position is now vacant
it's not. . . . .it was taken by meireles/ramirez/essien/malouda.
mata plays as a left winger, sturridge as a right winger and torres as the arrow-head.
if ordinary team formation is ambiguous to you then heaven help your daily endeavours. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 4:51am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
Fergie would have taken it seriously?

What else didnt he take seriously?

Elimination in a group of Otelul Gulati must be a new low in CL history
in a group they lost just one game. . . .yes, it's the biggest disaster in the cl history.
nothing to do with the fact that the same united team/manager and the same generation had the longest unbeaten run in the same competition.
the same united team had beaten barcelona, inter milan, ac milan, porto, arsenal, roma, chelsea, schalke, lyon, etc in the last few years. . . .

dayokanu, i can see your brain is gathering cobwebs as usual - you never disappoint me at this time of the year. it's a normal phenomenon!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 4:42am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
Theres no shame in being eliminated in a group of Benfica, Basel and Otelulu Galati?

You cant be serious, That is the easiest group in the competition and you got knocked out

If you had been in Bayerns group nko? Yours would have been worse than Citehs
maybe fergie would have taken it more seriously. . . .
the bigger the opposition, the better the quality of the starting team. . . .

playing in the final of the champions league is now a birth-right at old trafford.
i cannot say the same with bayern. 2001, 2010, the next one would be 2019. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 4:38am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
^^ Are you sure you watched it? The glaring miss where he couldnt hit target was whose fault?

In the last game thankfully Lampard barely played they played Mata you campaigned for behind him yet he failed as usual
they did not play mata behind him. . . . .
villas boas has not played mata behind torres this season.
the front 3 = mata + torres + sturridge. villas boas plays 4-3-3.

pay attention to details next time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 4:36am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
Isnt this shameful that a fan whose team would be playing the inferior cup of Europe after being found wanting in the premier competition can come here to make noise

Bayern is tired of beating Man Utd. How many times do you want us to beat you? Aint you ashamed of yourself
there's nothing shameful in a team that has played in 3 finals of the last 4 to suffer a blip. . . .
the last time i checked, bayern have only been there once in the last 10 yrs - #pathetic#
Family › Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by coogar: 4:33am On Jan 24, 2012
andyanders:
We are not Americans or their likes who abandon their parents to be taken to Old Peoples Homes when they are old and will be taken care of by government.

In our culture, Nigerian government doesn’t provide for her citizenry hence we work hard to survive. Those Nigerian guys you see out there living like kings were the ones their parents stole our money and ran away hence they stay like kings, prince and princesses.
and this lies the culture clash. . . . .

the americans who abandon their parents to be taken care of by the government have a reason for doing so.
these children were also kicked out of their parents houses when they clocked 16, nigerian parents don't do that to their children so it's mainly a fair exchange.

nigerians tend to take care of their parents till they hit the grave because these parents cater for children averagely for 25-30 yrs. . . .
anyone who has decided to marry an african/nigerian should have it at the back of her mind that her spouse would always attempt to meet the financial obligations of his parents.
Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Girls Are Beautiful On by coogar: 4:19am On Jan 24, 2012
Goldieluks:
Ask the girls on your facebook idiota!
goldie?? shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Balotteli Faces 4-match Ban For Stamp On Scott Parker by coogar: 3:49am On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=ola_pluto link=topic=853315.msg10033303#msg10033303 date=1327369813]British FA is made of hypocrites. We all knew it will be like this if City continue winning. From the 4 match ban to Vincent Kompany for a fair challenge that didnt even warrant yellow card, to this. I watch the replay many times and it is not conclusive. Mario looked like he was trying to get his balance. He couldnt look back to see that Scotty Parker was there. I am an Arsenal fan, but this blatant hypocrisy by English FA is a joke.[/quote]you are a disgrace to even bring this up. . . .

how can you say mario was trying to get his balance. . . .if he was getting his balance, the force he applied to put his foot down was way over the top.
he knew what he was doing. he got a 4-match ban because the referee said he didn't see the incident when it happened and he said if he had seen it, he would have given him a straight red for violent conduct.

https://i41.tinypic.com/1417a86.jpg

whoever thinks balotelli isn't guilty of violent conduct after watching that must have been born a fool or pretending to be a fool!
Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Girls Are Beautiful On by coogar: 3:34am On Jan 24, 2012
born2fuck:
i laughter in pity at your silly comment because a child who says the mother will not sleep, such a child should also prepare for unrest night. january is too early for me to rage wars with you,if you don't have anything to say, why not cellotape your mouth?
he's a consummate r[i]e[/i]tard!
mynd-44 suffers from trisomy-13, he's demented!
in a cultured environment, he would be locked up in a mental home straitjacketed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 3:28am On Jan 24, 2012
diggz:
Coogar go look bush wit Ur pointless logic and names calling. How can U compare RVP 1 match miss to FT's Countless Misses? FT's open net Misses actually Tops Yakubu's. D one against ManU is still very very fresh. I will love to see him throw a couple of chances away 1ce in a while,if only he can find d back of d net as much as RVP. Shekina!
i am sure testicles float in your cranial cavity. . . .
a miss is a miss. van persie's miss was as bad as torres' miss against united. . . .

instead of chelsea fans to berate the pitiful service torres gets from the midfield, they blame him for not scoring. . .
would torres dribble from the petr cech and score goals in the other end of the pitch? the only quality service he got in the last game, his attempt was world class but was matched by a world class save!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 3:25am On Jan 24, 2012
StarBoard:
Ashley Young signing-fraud alert. . . Can we get our money back?
ashley "genius" young? which money?
he was our best player @ the start of the season when the central midfield was playing well. . . .
young would have put in better delivery in the arsenal box last night with nani just faffing around. . . all nani wanted to do was mock djourou, he didn't really care about the final ball.


StarBoard:
Gary Cahill?
That's another liability Chelsea have inherited.I'm not bothered about him
.I prefer Alex of Chelsea.
Just wondering if it's any coincidence that Bolton play their best the game he's no longer listed as their player. . .
montelik:
Cahill is d new Matthew Upson.
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg10030757#msg10030757 date=1327339454]I would still take him over Cahill anytime anyday.[/quote]i cannot believe i am reading this from my fellow mancs!
gary cahill??
are you guys high on some substance served after sunday's victory?
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 3:18am On Jan 24, 2012
michelin89:
@ topic

You can detect from her frame (apple shape or pear shape) and her musculature. If she has an apple shape, she's likely to develop a fat belle if she gains weight unlike her pear shaped counterpart who stores fat in her hip region.

If she is dry but is strong physically, then she's likely to maintain her weight through the years. If she is dry but lacks muscles, she just needs time to blow up.

Average looking women are more likely to have control over their weight.

One thing I know, if a kid is fat right from childhood, they'll keep increasing in weight every year.
wow, explains why tpia@ is obese!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 3:11am On Jan 24, 2012
dayokanu:
4 time European Champions cant be bickering with someone with a measly 3.
of which 3 of them were won in the 70s when the backpass rule was fully in force and there were no substitutions in a match.
bayern munich must be proud to having won champions league only once since it was revamped. . . .what a tyke!

When are you planning your trip to Lilliput or which backwater country are you going to play that Europa cup game
Watch how we show you how to beat Basel
we have beaten bayern munich in the biggest stage of that competition. you and basel can go f@ck yourselves where the sun don't shine.
united have won more champions league matches than any other team in europe. . . .they have won it twice since the revamp. . . . .
i see no reason why a bayern munich fan would think they are suddenly superior when the team ranking says otherwise. grin
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 3:05am On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=852429.msg10031340#msg10031340 date=1327344529]I knew sonner or later Babe will show up on this thread and of course she brought her little fogly puppy wolly with her Coogar[/quote]so this mindfuck has found his tongue.
i would have wasted a full magazine on your diseased body frame but i should not be found engaging a verbal attack on a plonker that lost his virginity to his own father.
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 6:53pm On Jan 23, 2012
ezeagu:
It's not an opinion, it's an attack on the persons character. Since when is accusing somebody of murdering their babies an opinion? I'm sure you'll also be asking me to prove somebody is not a witch. You people aren't serious.
whose?
patience goodluck is a public figure - they are meant to be attacked anyways.
the question is - why are you taking zoloft for someone else's menstrual cramps? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 6:42pm On Jan 23, 2012
dayokanu:
Was it Welbeck that caused your confusion? Who is number 1 in the league?

And why are the top teams in your useless league battling Europa cups?
that would be the same top team(man utd) that featured 3 times in the last 4 champions league finals.
a feat bayern only achieved twice in 11 football seasons. grin
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 6:40pm On Jan 23, 2012
Desola:
Finally, we are getting somewhere wink

Even though you think my consipracy theories are a tad warped.
his father said there was never a time jonathan had no shoes.
he wore bata sandals to school.

ezeagu:
An opinion that accuses the first lady of her country of aborting babies for Juju, very sensible and rational people we're dealing with here.
it's still her opinion.
you should attack the issue - prove she's either making false claims or ask her to supply the links to her claims.
why attack her persona?
Family › Re: A Baby Girl,she Is Just A Week Old. by coogar: 6:34pm On Jan 23, 2012
denzel2009:
OP, dont mind tpia@ she is suffering from kwashiorkor.
how do you know tpia@ has kwashiorkor?
i hope you have not been eating her forbidden apples. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 6:23pm On Jan 23, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg10030743#msg10030743 date=1327339332]Im sorry but please do not mention Gary Cahill anywhere near this thread. I'll keep my jonny Evans thank you very much. Cahill is one of the worst one on one defenders you will see in this league. Just watch him at Chelsea and you see. No thank you.[/quote]johnny "nincompoop" evans? for real?
i would take elokobi and metresacker before evans.

his confidence is shot!
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 6:17pm On Jan 23, 2012
Desola:
Biased they might be but you must agree that there is some substance to my theory.

Nigerians died for him to attain the post of presidency and for his sustainance, they must continue to die. That is jonny's pact with the devil. Na ordinary eye you think say catapult am from his boat without shoes to aso rock?
the story that jonathan had no shoes is a myth.
he said that to buy the sympathy of a vast amount of idiotic nigerians.
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 6:13pm On Jan 23, 2012
pendo89:
hahahah! look look at coogar! You really expect me to do that? so that somebody can call me hungry or starving?
grin nah! just believe what I tell u or not.
who would call you hungry/starving?
i dare anyone to say that to you. i'm not joking. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 6:08pm On Jan 23, 2012
chamotex:
Then Chicha should ask for what he wants innit cheesy cheesy
hernandez is a christian. . . .he lives for the badge. . .
he doesn't care about money - he just wants to score goals and help the club to more titles.

welbeck is a mercenary.
very soon, he would to madrid and hold hands with mourinho. grin
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 6:06pm On Jan 23, 2012
ezeagu:
Typical penti[b]cult[/b]stal Nigerian nut!
she has a right to her opinion.
ezeagu, no need to get menstrual cramps for someone else's opinion.

you either attack the issue or jump off a cliff. cheesy
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 6:04pm On Jan 23, 2012
pendo89:
yep keep watching this space. I will soon upload  my tummy pic! undecided. but i wonder if ur eyes will still be able to see by the time it happens.
soon?
pendo, upload that pic asap!
i want to see the chapati-flat belly.
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 6:02pm On Jan 23, 2012
Desola:
That was the evil plan all along.

Serves you all right.

Someone or some people have to die for Jonathan to live.

When he was deputy local government chairman, the lg chairman died for him to assume office. Alamasiegha met his waterloo for Jonathan to be installed governor. For jonathan to become president, Yaradua had to be sacrificed and now that he is the president of Nigeria, the Nigerians have to die for him.

Ask Patience if she hasn't sacrified all the children in her womb for him to be where he is today.

The man is sheer badluck and should be avoided, but we preached but it all fell on deaf ears.

Adieu, Nigeria.
https://i39.tinypic.com/ipp7vd.gif
Politics › Re: Is The President Working For The C.i.a To Destroy Nigeria? by coogar: 5:56pm On Jan 23, 2012
Desola:
A man who spends 3 million on meals, daily and have to guts to publish it in his budget.
You really think he is merely silly and wasteful? Think again!
the others before him spent as much or even more and nigerians did nothing about it.
i am not even fazed about that - it's his insensitivity to boko haram's atrocity that kills me the most.

This is to get you lot angry and start fighting; it is to gear you all up into confrontations with the government; to bring the country to a state of anarchy! They are blatantly spending ridiculous amount of money in your faces to get you riled.
local government chairmen with primary school certificates as the highest qualification making 300k per month or so didn't get nigerians riled.
it is what the presidency is doing that would get us antsy? really? when have the politicians in nigeria ever spent prudently?

A man who sends armoured tankers and soldiers to Lagos where a historical peaceful rally was held? Isn't it to piss the Yorubas off and start an ethnic war? Why were the soldiers sent to Lagos mainly from Bayelsa state? The pro jonathans who could shoot anyone who is trying to destabilize the jonathan's government on sight?

Okay, call it what you want.
soldiers were sent to the north too.
he actually declared state of emergency in 4 northern states - i agree he should have done more. . . .

i really don't buy into the conspiracy. jonathan is just incompetent.
he's too mentally shallow to deal with the pressure of leading nigeria. he's a wimp and like i keep saying only a military ruler can lead nigeria.
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 5:51pm On Jan 23, 2012
pendo89:
silly. is that all you could pick from the paragraph?

flat as chapati and smooth as vanilla icecream.

ok go sleep now. bye.
what else should i pick?
flat as chapati are words of the mouth. . . .do you have any pictorial evidence to back that up?
Politics › Re: Churches Are Being Burnt & Christians Being Killed In Damaturu, Yobe? by coogar: 5:49pm On Jan 23, 2012
the country has been reduced to chaos and anarchy!
i weep for mother nigeria.
Romance › Re: -- by coogar: 5:45pm On Jan 23, 2012
pendo89:
Babe I range between 49-50. Never gone past 50. But am not very thin! just small size.
coogar ur very very wrong,U wanna see my tummy?   You will find it hard to believe it carried 2 people.
To be sincere am not a compulsive eater plus I do lots of manual work to keep fit.
I also have a small frame naturally. Could be genes.
to remove all doubts and controversies, fu[i]c[/i]k yes - i wanna see your tummy. grin
Politics › Re: Is The President Working For The C.i.a To Destroy Nigeria? by coogar: 5:43pm On Jan 23, 2012
Desola:
Probably the smartest Nigerian president there ever was. An evil calculative mofo.

He let the Nigerian people do the dirty work for him and is now making them pay. He did the mumunez to get your votes; played the victim during the Yaradua saga, made you think he was as meek as a lamb but alas, it was all a ploy to buy into your psyche as the david of Nigeria. He comes out making declarations of not being a goliath, of having Boko Haramites in his government so as to appear weak and make you think that the Northerners were responsible for his woes, but he knows what he is doing. He is diverting your attention from him as the major suspect. He is the Boko Haram!! The US is Boko Haram!
do you really believe in this conspiracy theory?
jonathan spends £4m on food per year and you want to blame the c-i-a for that?
when would nigerians start taking responsibilities for their own gluttony and moral bankruptcy?

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