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dayokanu:
If Mertersacker can be starting for a top club in your league I mean one of the remaining 2 teams in the CL then that must mean y'all have a shitty league.

top club? arsenal is a top club?

Mertersacker as bad as he is is still better than Rio, Cahill, Ledley King, Dawson,

metresacker is better than rio and ledley king?

I mean a defence of Mertersacker conceded 5 goals in 7 games while Terry and Upson conceeded 4 goals to Germany alone
Some countries do really have them

a defence of metresacker has conceded 33 goals this season from 22 league games.
at this stage last season without the bumbling oaf of a nazi, they conceded just 22 goals in 22 games.

diggz:
Yet anoda plain stupidity shown by Coogar! As a matter of fact I laff in Goodluck Jonathan. Let me ask U dis,who has bin supplying d passes dat Ur impotent striker failed to convert? Midfield players passes are too slow for FT only in Coogar aka GEJ world. I beg talk anoda matter.

if stupidity is a felony, you would get the death sentence. . .

watch this video below and tell me how many times the lethargic & robotic chelsea midfield have replicated the same sort of through passes for torres.
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thank fuc[i]k[/i] chicharito did not join chelsea, he would have been a flop as it takes full revolution of the earth for lampard to play a pass.
look at the first goal in that clip. gerrard played that pass from liverpool's half of the pitch to release torres on goal. . .that is what torres is all about.
quick delivery instead of the slow idiotic build-up chelsea play.
since i have been watching torres in chelsea shirt, i have never seen such a pass from either ramirez, lampard or meireles.

dayokanu:
Ashley young?

is that one a footballer? or even Cahill sef

Well some countries do have em

coming from the fan of a country that produced metresacker?
what a way to shoot at one's foot?

diggz:
Coogar are U GEJ in disguise or U guys are cut from d same cloth of stupidity? I beg just shot ur  gutter and go back to Ur thread. U are worse than a beer parlour analyst walahi. For what so ever reason U want d world to believe dat Cfc squad players are responsible for d shekpe keeper not finding d back of d net and I say NO. FT is a Useless player for 50mil rite nw.

nah. . . .you are a louse in jonathan's pubic region.
chelsea are bereft of quality play-makers. the only one they managed to get(juan mata) is being played out of position.
it's no surprise chelsea are 13 points below the league leaders. . .

dayokanu:
I thought De gea shipped 6 in 90 min average of one every 15min,
And Sczezny shipped 8 in 90 thats like one goal every 11min

yes, both goalkeepers had a player sent off when shipping that number of goals in a match.

[size=18pt]Italy's Gianluigi Buffon: Germany's Manuel Neuer is the best goalkeeper in the world[/size]

buffon is a fool.
why do you think his name rhymes with buffoon?

slimyem:
and where is that?
It seems to have eluded me.

room 112.

dayokanu:
Joe Hart ko Bret Hitman hart ni

Joe Hart cant even make top 10 goalkeepers in Europe.

Een in the EPL thats a gathering of useless goalkeeper he isnt even the best

neither would neuer make top 20.
he shipped 6 goals against united in one week.

anderson scored a brace against him for feck's sake. . . .

annawhite:
Dang! He's got my bait. . . Buahahahaha
all the bad mouthing in the world wont do you any good. . .it makes you one hell of a lo0ser.

annawhite. . . .stiffen your middle finger and sit on it, you pubic louse!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10038729#msg10038729 date=1327427475]Is that the title given to you at the mental institution where you graduated from?[/quote]nah, that's what's written on the birth certificate after the midwives delivered you in a mental institution.
you have been in a straitjacket since the tender age of 9.

mindfuck!

Amya:
Some people -on the face of it- seem to go away with their evil, but one way or another they pay for their actions. They must pay, fact of life.

that's not true. . . .and you know it.

let's even assume people pay for their evil deeds one way or the other - what about the good people who experience terrible things?
what have they done to deserve such? i can be the holiest man in the world and then lose a baby to brain cancer. . . .what have i or the baby done to deserve such?

that alone puts the karma nonsense to the bin.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10038661#msg10038661 date=1327427058]I serve you the same measure you serve me and parents just don't do it for me so why don't you go stick your head up a donkey's backside where you dug it out of isht head[/quote]myndfuck aka the human mutt. . . . .
you are a depraved, disgusting, alcohol-sodden and piss-stained sack of shyte!

Amya:
All I have to say is, Karma is a NaughtyWoman.

i disagree. . . . .
if karma is such a bytch, people would have stopped sinning several centuries ago.
the truth is, some few people get away with their evil deeds. . . .

dayokanu:
LOLstatic

And which keper in the whole of United kingdom including the British Isle is close to 60% of his abilities

joe hart is hands n knees better than neuer!

afrodoc:
am not talkin abt goal keepers,we r talkin defenders
wether lower clubs defend more or not is a moot point, in ur opinion ashley williams,stephen taylor(who appears 2ce),cristophe berra n danny gabbidon
are better defenders than terry,kompany,vidic n co just because they r not on ur stats list?
if ur answer is YES they r better than terry n co cos of their stats my response is, wow,SERIOUSLY?

you would never know. . . . .until they have played for the big teams.
terry, kompany and vidic are called upon fewer times than the defenders in the bottom league - that is a super fact. . .

if ur answer is NO despite those stats kompany n co r better than hanley,berra n his gang my response then is, WHAT IS D USE OF D STATS THEN?

the use of the stats simply tells you what gary cahill is good at.
how many goals was van der sar shipping @ fulham? do a comparison with his years in man utd with vidic/rio screening him.
if vidic gets a transfer to swansea or wigan, he would single-handedly keep clean sheets for them? really?

you make me laugh!

cos it seems dt ur point was to prove dt cahill was a gud defender cos of those stats he shared with berra,gabbidon e.t.c if those stats r meant to show dt he is gud then dt means those players not on those stats tables r NOT AS GOOD e.g terry,skrtl,vidic n kompany!

cahill is a bloody good defender and he's better than johnny evans.
is he better than terry, vidic, kompany? i would never know until he starts playing for chelsea and we see what he's got in store.

slimyem:
me good!
where do you want it spilled?

our usual spot.

Araboy:
what is yours ? Have you being an escort

nah. . .
slimyem is a virgin(that's her secret)

slimyem:
i believe there's no relationship without secrets no matter how true to each other the parthers claim.
Everyone has a secret diary somewhere in their hearts and nothing can make them let it out.
I also  think its okay as long as one is sure they are not secrets that'd haunt you sometime in life.
if your partner knows EVERYTHING,chances are he/she might use it against you if you ever miss it somewhere and we are instintively wired to keep little parts of ourselves and lives no matter how must trust we have for our partners in relationships.
If you disagree,your view will be highly welcome and if you do agree,well, you have it!

i don't quite agree with that.

you ought to tell your partner what you think he stands a better chance finding out from a 3rd party.
i wouldn't want to hear from a 3rd party that my spouse is an ex-convict. . . . .that would effectively terminate the relationship.

annawhite:
Wouldnt be a normal thread if dis old man dosent act up!. . .
*shaking my head*

fuckin hell. . . .
here comes the longest serving member of the association of the mental handicaps.

welcome, ma'am!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10038353#msg10038353 date=1327424681]I would love to give you an appropiate response to this but that will include taking shots at your parents and I am not like that so why don't you make post I can actually respond to you pea brained Moro-on[/quote]there's no appropriate response from the mouth of a pillock like yourself.
your mental faculty is not potent enough to stand the test of time. . . .

slimyem:
lmao

slimyem. . . . wassup?
i have a message for you.

dayokanu:
^^ It happens to the best of the best because they are human too

That error wouldnt reduce Neuer from being one of the best goalkeeper.

neuer is shyte!
supremely overrated because he's german. . . .

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10034063#msg10034063 date=1327387063]guy you can do better than this. Or do you need to go for lessons from your owner?[/quote]yes, i need lessons from the recipient of your y-chromosomes. . .
you sonofawhore!

debosky:
I am posting from my Onitsha base as we speak. . .

posting from onitsha does not prove you acting too westernized than the people from the west.

Who is debating taking care of parents? That I am responsible for taking care of parents does not give any parent the right to treat my wife or kids with contempt, or for me to be foolish and neglect my family (by not saving for a rainy day) just to please some folk somewhere else.

you have a duty to take care of your parents.
they did not stop taking care of you @ 16 or 18 when you became an adult. . . . . . .the money they should have saved to take care of themselves now was spent training you in the abakaliki polytechnic you attended. think about the long ASUU strikes, students' riots, etc. you ate their food, stayed in their houses without paying rents, bills, etc. you even drove their cars, bashed it and they still repaired it for your personal use.
how ungrateful can you be?

Secondly, taking care of parents ONLY comes in when you can take care of your immediate responsibilities. Responsible parents don’t even want to be a burden on their kids even in Nigeria, so what’s all this talk as if parents can’t support themselves?

most parents cannot.
their gratuity/pension is nothing to write home about. majority of these parents struggle to take care of themselves and the kids they had trained for more than 25 years are starting to act ana[i]l[/i] because they were lucky to taste the western life. . . .these parents took care or started taking care of dependent relatives as young as their early 20s. . . . .so you have got no excuse.

woe betide any woman that discourages me from taking care of my parents!

StarBoard:
coogar,
For a 27 year old to have less than 10 caps and just 1 start for his country,I can't rate him.
Besides,is he better than Alex that he is replacing in Chelsea?

england have the best breed of centre-backs in europe. . .
do you expect him to get ahead of ferdinand, terry, ledley king, carragher, etc?

metresacker has 71 caps for germany - let's assume he's english for one minute.
would metresacker have copped 10 caps for england with his ability?

that is the issue with national caps. . .
sometimes, you just cannot help it if there are so many better seniors. . . .

the fact that cahill has more pace than alex makes him better.

afrodoc:
just saw coogar's stats
d fact dt cahill is sharing d top of those tables with such defensive "stalwarts" as  CHRISTOPHE BERRA,GARY CALDWELL,ASHLEY WILLIAMS,ROGER JOHNSON,DANNY GABBIDON N PER MERTESACKER should make it clear dt those stat tables arent worth d paper they were printed on.
u can also note d absence of VINCENT KOMPANY,NEMANJA VIDIC,JOHN TERRY,LEDLEY KING,MARTIN SKRTL in those stats,
remember lies,damned lies and STATISTICS!

this is simply because bottom teams defend more than top teams. . . . .
in united's last game, johnny evans had no corner-kick to defend against arsenal. . . .
if arsenal were playing bolton, cahill would be defending for 70 mins of the 90. . . .that is the issue, my friend.

joe hart makes an average of 2 saves per game. jaskelenien/vorm make about 12 saves per game.
in your opinion, hart is better than vorm?
seriously?

I met this woman through a mutual friend! We had this attraction that was just unexplainable. After the third day of knowing her she gave me her address after I asked for it and we Were Intimate for almost 2 hours. Probably the best and hottest sex of my life. We continued to see each other every evening for the next 2 weeks. The only reason we did not continue this is because her husband came back from deployment. Yes, he was deployed. We did not just Be Intimate, but rather spent time getting to know one another and in the mean time fell for each other. We ended up saying "I love you". The feelings we had grew strong and stronger and even continued to grow after her husband came home, even though we couldn't see each other. We had a connection that was stronger than anything either of us have felt before, and not just intimate. After all the talking and even the day's I took off work to spend the whole day with her, we realized how perfect we would be together.

The problem is obvious though, we are both married (unhappy with our current relationships obviously or this most likely wouldn't have occurred) and both of us have a baby. Her husband is a controlling freak who constantly puts her down and makes her feel like ****, he can't let go of her past which included sex and drugs, again making her feel horrible about something she did before they met and can't currently control. He's young and immature and doesn't deserve a girl like her! She changed the person she was to fit his needs and after being with me, realized this and changed back to the who she was before they met.

Now, all this being said he has been back from deployment for a little over 3 weeks but has spent all that time with family and has not been alone with her and his son since he has been back. They have not returned back to their normal routine. She say's things are going good (for now) but I believe it is only because it's fresh and new now that he is back and once they get back to their routine and are alone, he will go back to being the Joystick he was before. People don't change! (experience). We both decided we would work on our marriages and see how they went first. Mine is not going as well as hers, plain and simple, It's ****. No love, no connection, anyways, all I have been able to do is think about this woman who I can't txt or call because her husband controls her every move and she can't ever get away or do anything without him barging in (no trust). How do I know there is no trust, by how controlling of her he is, it's ridiculous. By the way, this is the first time her or I have ever done anything like this, it's not normal and we both never ever thought it would happen. So all I can do is think about her and how much I want to be with her and take care of her and treat her the way she deserves to be treated as well as taking care of her child of which I have no problem doing, and would enjoy it.

Now, any advice on what I should do? To sum it up, I'm married and in love with another man's wife, she feels the same about me as I do her although she is currently not acting on her feelings where as I am having an extremely difficult time not doing. I want him to know that she cheated so he knows who he is married to, but without anyone finding out was me, and without her finding out that I spilled the beans. With him finding this out they would definitely not be together anymore therefore making her available to be with me. I'm a horrible person I guess because I have no issues with divorcing my wife. We've been married for over 3 years but there is no love in our marriage anymore, it's like two strangers living in a house raising a kid together. Any suggestions?

any suggestions?
you have slept with a married woman already and you are asking for suggestions?
continue firing the married woman. . . . .

when you grow a pair, offer your current wife to the married woman's husband
then the exchange would be complete.
it's the bubblegum generation, anything goes!

kadarva:
@ coogar. What do I mean?

what i am saying is what you experienced was nothing compared to what other wives go through in nigeria.
families turning up at your doorstep without any notice. . . . .they bring their kids as well and you must cook, cater and tend to them till they decide to leave.

it's the african way. . . . .
i cannot really fault your mother-in-law apart from the grudges she had with you and the kids. . . .

debosky:
Prolific or most leaky defence? It's no coincidence that Bolton is up there with the shambolic Arsenal defending of this season.

like i said, it boils down to the quality of the team.
evans, smalling, kompany, lescott, etc play for teams who hug possession for 60-70% of the time. . . .how often do their goalies make saves or how often do they get threatened defensively?

Precisely - he's on the level of Caldwell.

you are a tool!
tell us how you inferred this statement or forever shut your mouth.
cahill is in the same level as coloccini. . . .

Your stoopid stats are saying that Hanley is better than them so why should I mention them? Cahill is worse than Hanley - chew on that if you will.

i reiterate you are a plonker. . . . .
my stats only showed hanley/cahill make the 2nd joint most blocks per game. . . . .is blocking the only attribute of a defender?
debosky, what happened to your brain-cells all of a sudden. . . . .brain subsidy removal?

defensive play is largely about positioning
cahill wins offsides (making him suitable for a high line), doesn’t get drawn into many tackles, but does make clearances and blocks (making him a covering defender)!

kadarva:
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO A NIGERIAN MAN FOR NEARLY 8 YEARS (I AM TURKISH BUT  BORN AND BRED IN BELGIUM) AND WE HAVE 2 LOVELY KIDS,   WE ARE QUITE HAPPY TOGETHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH

HOWEVER I HAVE A COUPLE OF ISSUES WITH HIS FAMILY THAT LIVES IN NIGERIA, (WE LIVE IN THE UK)  THEY ASK FOR MONEY TOO MUCH,  THEY RELY ON MY HUSBAND TOO MUCH FOR MONEY AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE 

I ONLY WORK PARTTIME AND MY HUSBAND WORKS 6 DAYS A WEEK,  HE LITERIAL LY WORKS HIS SOCKS OF. WE HARDLY GET TO SEE EACH OTHER,  WE HAVE GOT BILLS TO PAY AND ARE JUST MANGAGING  OUR BILLS,   WE HARDLY GO ON HOLIDAY AND ITS JUST NOT FAIR,  ALL BECAUSE HE IS SUPPORTING GROWN UP PEOPLE

HIS MUM WAS HERE A MONTH AGO AND IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE,   I TOOK HER SHOPPING SOMETIMES AND SHE WOULD JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN TROLLEY AND IT GOT TO A POINT THAT MY HUSBAND STOPPED ME FROM SHOPPING WITH HER,  I PAID FOR HER EYETEST AND GAVE HER A LOT OF CLOTHES AND MUCH MORE,  IT WAS HER FIRST TIME IN THE UK AND SHE HAD NEVER SEEN HER GRANKDKIDS

SHE WASN'T EVEN EN INTERESTED TO PLAY WITH THEM THE ONLY THING SHE WANTED TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND WATCH NOLLYWOOD OR GO SHOPPING AND SPEND OUR MONEY,  SHE WOULDN'T DO ANY HOUSEWORK OR COOKING EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK NIGERIAN FOOD,

AND WHEN WE DROPPED HER OFF AT THE AIRPORT SHE DID NOT EVEN SAY GOODBYE TO ME AND THE  KIDS,  SHE JUST WALKED OF WITH MY HUSBAND AND SAID BYE WITHOUTH LOOKING AT US

IS THIS NORMAL IN YORUBA CULTURE?

you're lucky you don't stay in nigeria!
be thankful for your little experience. . . . .

armyofone:
umm contributing 50:50 or don't moan??

may we marry real men who can bring home the BACON, men with head on their shoulder. not one to cry for money i didn't make, ise

predictably, the issue of contributing 50-50 would irk armyofone.
what happened to the sex-equality you so much believe in?

debosky:
@ Sharon your stats prove the following
1. Cahill doesn't understand how to maintain a backline - so he often lags behind. He gets players flagged for offside the most, but then again that's probably after they've scored from the previous mistakes he's made.

you are a tool!
https://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee512/zonal_marking/bolton.jpg

the stats above should tell you bolton have the most prolific offside trap in the league because of their high line.

2. Cahill is at Gary Caldwell's level - he should be playing for Wigan.

did you pluck this opinion from your rectum?
cahill makes the second fewest tackles of any centre-back, more than only gary caldwell of wigan:

3. Cahill is on the level of Grant Hanley - he should be playing for Blackburn (Do you see a theme here with relegation? )

funny how your myopia missed the names of coloccini and koscielny.
retardedly, you even forgot teams like bolton defend more than they attack because of the quality of the team.

i am sure jussi jaskelenien is a better goalkeeper than lindegaard, de gea, szczesny and even petr cech,  . .but the statistics would say jussi has conceded more goals.
debosky, you need proteins to power your brain-cells. your line of reasoning since autumn has been appalling.

mbulela:
you can prove anything with stats. that has been proven time and time again on this site.
I will not edit anything.
Gary Cahill is over rated and fergie would have been silly to buy him with the current crop of kids we have.
He is not markedly better than the lot (if at all better) and he would disrupt the education of the lads.

and you don't think we are a bit short in the central defence?

vidic is out for the season and might never play well again with his knee ligaments.
ferdinand is over the hill with his back problems.
phil jones is injury prone. . .

that leaves us with smalling and evans. . . .

mbulela:
Gary Cahill is over rated.

StarBoard:
coogar,
How many apps/starts has Cahill for England at his age?
Why should we be running aroundfor any defender that is available?
Is he better than Alex who Chelsea want to off-load?
Seconded.
watch him malfunction in Chelsea.The Bolton he left behind copped their most impressive victory of the season without him.

gary cahill. . . . .

https://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee512/zonal_marking/cahill1.jpg

https://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee512/zonal_marking/cahill4.jpg

https://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee512/zonal_marking/cahill2.jpg

https://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee512/zonal_marking/cahill3.jpg


are you guys sure you don't wanna edit your comments?

dyabman:
If we bring in Hazard,Xavi , iniesta to make assist for FT he will still fail , hes goal shy unless he learns how to position himself in front of goal, Chichartio would score more than torres

who would supply the tasty passes to put hernandez through on goal?
chelsea's midfielders are too lethargic to play a quick pass. . . . .this is what torres suffers from.
he doesn't get the quick passes to put him one v one against goalies.

dayokanu:
Why didnt van persie get one yesterday?

Cohen took the shirt off completely balotelli didnt

blame the ref for incompetence, don't blame the system for bias!
it does not matter of the shirt is taken off or lifted over the head. . . some referees overlook the half-removal and some referees still punish it.

fifa rules(after 2002 world cup) prohibit revealing t-shirts which contain some kind of message directed to the spectators.
so there you go. . . .

dayokanu:
The two top English teams should make the Europa cup sweeter this year?

What station shows the Europa cup in UK? You need to subscribe to catch Man Utd vs Skonto Riga games

thursday football, i'm loving it.
fergie is yet to win the europa league - it's his last chance of marking a territory there before he retires. . . .
when bayern played there few seasons back, they got demolished 5-1 aggregate by a russian team.