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denzel2009:
ati buggy/pram or moses basket, you sha throway toys.

this is a piss-take.
chaircover is easily the most peace-loving poster on this forum.

i can vouch for her!

who's the chic in that dress?

ronkebp:
The whole story is soooo confusing Can someone please explain what problem Chioma really has?? why does she need money, is she an orphan, are her parents poor, what is the connection between her parents paying shool fees and Nl helping her with the school fees?

We can all help her, but we need to know why she needs help and not somebody trying to take NLanders for a fool with her inconsistent stories.

very clear case.

this girl is a private school student that got pregnant. . . . .

the fees her parents gave her was used to pay for her medical bills when she delivered her child.
now she has a child on her and a debt of £££ that was meant to pay her school fees.

so she needs someone to take the child off her and some amount of money to balance what was spent from her school fees.
but some of the posters here are too thick to understand that.

bournvita:
Why Is he a "fool"?

he is a tool because when you want to be a peacemaker, you don't choose sides.
how do you expect this tool of a man to manage a home?

jay bee:
how about venus prick?

venus is a woman, jaybee.
don't blaspheme.

adebayo201:
oga me, which line up b diz?

how we should set-up to get a result @ klanfield!

maclatunji:
I am posting from mobile: BB's post should be here as well.

Big Bumper and Ifyalways, the 2 of you should exchange contact details, insult each other all you want but sort out this issue between the two of you. You are both mothers and very good women, it is not beyond you to sort this out without 3rd party interference. If you agree we can get Mukina2 to exchange your e-mail addresses. This ish has gone-on for too long and has to stop!

Chaircover, behave yourself with those toys you are throwing out of your pram!

you are a consummate tool for saying chaircover is throwing toys out of your pram!

jay bee:
I don't have her details. Not sure if she has an email addy on her profile.

jupiter's cöck!

this is what i hate about nigerians. . . . .talk talk talk and no action to back their epistles.

if we have decided in our minds to help someone, let's help!
whether she is using the money for something else entirely should not matter or stop us from helping.
is it the little contribution that we make that is going to make us destitute or what has her intention with the money gotta do with this?

tpia, with her trouble-making ability caused this chaos.
of what importance is it to her if the poster was speaking the truth or lying? she would never make any contribution even if chioma is speaking the truth.
she's just here to cause commotion and prevent the people who mean well from contributing.

abeg jaybee, send me the details of the chioma babe.
if she likes, let her use my contribution to buy indian hair.
it is between her and God. . . .i would have lost nothing.

StarBoard:
Please leave the ninny.
Let's focus on tomorrow.
What's the plan.Not going to be an easy afternoon,as we likely will have Papa Giggs in the middle and I hear Nani might be missing. . .

nani is out for a month or more. . . .
that bastard called koscielny did his metatarsal or something. . . .

and if that was a united player injuring an arsenal player, wenger would be @ uefa headquarters to complain his team gets bullied.
did you see wenger telling metresacker to become a centre forward in the dying minutes of that match? yet we are told arsenal don't "hoof the ball" like blackburn fc!

---------lindegaard----------
rafael--smalling--evans--evra
-------carrick----jones--------
valencia----rooney----js park
-------------welbeck--------------

fück no. . . . .i know this dude!

StarBoard:
Coogar is right:Basic comprehension is your albatross.

you can add common sense to that.

dayo wants us to believe metresacker has improved arsenal's defence.
when i presented the evidence arsenal conceded fewer goals in the last 8 seasons, he managed to avoid the debate and he's shouting toni kroos.

then i presented the fact that toni kroos and tim howard have the same number of goals this season. . .and the bumbling coon is speechless.
dayo has no football intelligence. . . .i mean this geriatric oaf saw rio ferdinand and yakubu @ old trafford few weeks ago. . . . .on his super nintendo.

dayokanu:
Mesut ozil the German? or You meant Ashley young?  

i mean like sergio busquets.
mumu!

dayokanu:
Mesut ozil the German? or You meant Ashley young?

Some weeks back this doofus was comparing Mesut ozil and Ashley Young on this same forum

so because i said mesut ozil is a good player now means he's better than ashley young?
like i have said - your english usage is appalling.

there are about 10,000 players i can qualify with the phrase "what a player".
you homoerotic centipede.

PeeDaVinci:
this game shows mourinho is not a good manager as pple think he is, why has he not been playing this team against barca, why must he wait for the press and fans to tell him what to do b4 he knows

stop talking via your arse. . .
the only time he beat barca in last year's cup final. . . .he won it by being defensive.
so what do you expect?

the funniest thing is madrid always play well but they don't convert their chances.

biolabee:
coogar i dont think he was biased

he tried his best to keep the game 11
Real went back to brutish ways

Higuain shd have finished his chances much earlier
It surprises me that Pepe got his card in the final quarter of the game

Lass shd have been sent off in the first half

but the sergio ramos second yellow was a farce.

AjanleKoko:
As much as I hate to admit it . . . they gave it a serious go, and should have won, had luck been on their side a little.
Barcelona were quite sloppy at the back in the second half. Good game though. Again a close one.

mourinho must now know he should stop playing ultra-defensive with lass, xabi and pepe in the midfield.
leave the attacking players and trust them to do damage.

mesut ozil - what a player.
he battered abidal to a pulp. cristiano flourished after he got support from creative players.

it was a good game.
congrats to barcelona.

madrid were the better team without a doubt. . . .

they are the moral victors!

referee was biased as Bleep.

blew the whistle for madrid freekick. . . .
as madrid were preparing to take it, he blew the final whistle.
i cannot believe this el clasico.

they should get it.

barca are vulnerable to the aerial incursions.

sergio ramos red card. . .
referee is an idiot. . . . .that's not a yellow card by any means.

dayokanu:
Can you show us that Ashley youngs Stats ffrom when he was a 20yr old.

[size=18pt]Pray show me which of Walcott, Young, barry anxcd those shoemakers have 2 goals and 5 assists in 5 CL games[/size]

go to google n see for yourself!

AjanleKoko:
Good goal by Ronaldo.
The game is about to get interesting.

Fabregas dive sha

WOW! 2-2!

2 goals for ronaldo in this tie.
messi has none. . . .but yeah, ronaldo doesn't show up in big games!

benzema is a plank. . . .first touch let him down.
that was bread n butter for berbatov.

madrid's long ball is wrecking barcelona's defence.

ronaldo & benzema - ride on guys.
you can win this. . . . .

barcelona's over-confidence ruined them!

dayokanu:
This season before Mertersacker joined Arsenal they conceded 10goals in 3 games thats 3.3 goals per game.
With mertersacker they have conceded 23 goals in 18 games thats 1.2 goals per game.
Now you leprechaun what can you deduce from that stat

a sample size of 3 games should be compared to a sample size of 18 games?
we should compare the games where arsenal had a man sent off on each occasion to the other 18 games.
you are a troglodyte. . . . .how you managed to graduate from the university must have been the 8th wonder of the world.

by your deluded logic, had metresacker not joined for arsenal, arsenal would have conceded 60 league goals this season @ a rate of 3.3 per game.
after 23 league games, arsenal conceded 22 goals(2010/11), 26 goals(2009/10), 25 goals(08/09), 17 goals(07/08).
where were you when intelligence was being distributed in heaven? you were busy licking arses of goblins in the pits of hell?

So when is Barry going to peak? at 45? When is Ashley young going to peak?

ashley young's stats is better than any german winger!

Toni Kroos performance index has nosedived yet he is worth 20m Pounds. Are you saying before the nosedive he was worth 100m?

wayne rooney was £30m in 2004 at the age of 18.
stop shouting toni kroos - his performance since 09/10 has been shit.
he scores a league goal per season almost the same as tim howard.

Well for someone who doesnt know anything about European football this is news to you because you dont know Tonis position on the field in his Leverkusen days differ from his bayern days. Toni now plays in a position similar to what Anderson plays for manure Can you tell us how many goals Anderson has scored in 4-5 seasons with man Utd?

anderson has scored 2 league goals this season. . . . .it's more than toni kroos has managed so far this season
and it's more than toni kroos managed last season.

According to UEFA CL stats Kroos has 2 CL goals and 5 assists in 5 CL games Kindly tell us how many gols Anderson has.
Ashley young and Walcott scored more goals yet their values are still wayy inferior to Toni kroos. Walcott also played CL this season, similar in age to Kroos. Pls whats Walcots stats in the CL?
The generation of Ashley Cole, Fat Frank Lampard, John terry etc, what did they win?

the generation of lampard, terry, ashley cole is the same generation as hargreaves, carrick, rooney, wes brown and rio ferdinand.
the latter group won the champions league in 2008 - the most prestigious continental trophy on the planet.
no german of the present generation has won anything on the continent.

not one!
what a disgraceful generation.
hitler must be groaning in his grave.

A country who hasnt won any international medal since 1966. In 1966 Obama was in diapers.

what has the present generation of players won in germany? nothing!

dayokanu:
When I tell you that you dont know anything about Euro football you start yelling. Bremen was a top 4 Bundesliga side too. And one of the more regular CL teams after bayern

you are a tool!
the top four in england is of higher quality than the top four in germany. the only team better than arsenal in bundesliga is bayern munich.
other clubs there are shyte. . . . .so me saying metresacker plays for a top four team(arsenal) was me saying per metresacker plays for a team that carries him along.

arsenal improved metresacker's stats. . . . .metresacker didn't improve arsenal's stats.
as far as statistics is concerned, arsenal are poorer this season than the previous seasons defensively
so if you are not remarkably foolish, you should know metresacker has actually worsened arsenal defensively, they were better in the defence before the arrival of the bumbling oaf.

Mertersacker is shyte thats why for over 5yrs bayern never made any inquiry of him despite Bayern having defensive problems but when he got to the EPL a defender shipping 1.7 goals per game suddenly tightened to 1.1?

yet more idiocy from the lips of dayokanu.

it is arsenal that is carrying metresacker, not the other way round.
that was why i said i cannot imagine him playing for a lower side that would expect metresacker to carry them along.
on ability and tekkers alone, vermaelen, koscielny and djourou are all better than per metresacker.
your english usage needs to be revamped. . .

Seemed you know you know soo much about Tongue in rectums actions, So tell us whose rectum you have been licking is it Duduspace, Dipo+ or nateevs

you're the only arse-licker in this territory.
anyone as tall as you can only be good at one thing - arselicking.

Actually no. Football peak years is in the mid 20's. Younger players are considered risks.

and yet more idiotic comments.
footballers peak at different times. players have different trajectories in their development.
players like owen, saviola, rooney developed quicker than the likes of makelele, zidane and luca toni.

so in your idiotic logic, when did claude makelele peaked? in his mid-20s?
the time expended in your football education is a waste.
20 years and counting. . . .you're still a soccer illiterate

Ashley young is at the peak of his career and still worh less than Toni, Walcott is of similar age and worth almost half of Toni

plucked from the german atmosphere or from ogbomosho beer parlour?

[size=18pt]So what is your basis for comparing those players, If Toni kroos at 22 is already better than those shoemakers at any point in their useless career[/size].
E.g Kroos at 22yrs is better than Ashley youngs best, Barry's best and Walcott.

this boy is really a plonker.
what kind of argument is this for crying out loud? have you sold your intelligence for a plate of hot porridge?
toni kroos has deteriorated. . . . .his performance index has nose-dived. . . . .

Kroos can only improve while Barry and Young might likely fll from here. The jury is still out on Walcott but going by history of majority of English players we know where he is heading.

a player scored 9 league goals in the bundesliga in 2009/10.
a season later, he scored 1 goal in 27 apps
in the current season, he's scored 1 goal in 17 apps.

yes, toni kroos can only improve.
if the trend right there shows improvement to you then i can understand why people refer to you as a donkey.
ashley young and theo walcott have scored more than 2 league goals in the last 2 seasons, toni kroos hasn't.
you are a disgrace in football analysis.

Its only in Engerland that Walcott, Agbonlahor, Heskey, Crouch, barry, would think they have a calling in football

i laugh in mandarin.

yet bundesliga have produced. . .

per metresacker
badstuber
lucas podolski
kuranyi
thomas hitzlsperger

what a wasted generation. . . . .
the only generation of players yet to have won anything on the continent.
no world cup medal, no champions league medal, no confed medal, no euro 2000/2004/2008 medal. . . .

if hitler was still alive, he would have gassed these lots for disgracing Die Mannschaft

dayokanu:
Mertersacker is shyte but in the EPL he is average the stats show us he started conceding less and now looks decent in the EPL

he plays for a top four side. . . .i can't imagine metresacker in a team like wigan or blackburn.

Shey e dey pain you ni., You sef get your tongue to work

i mind where my tongue goes, dayonazi.
but with you, your tongue has managed to find every rectum on this forum.
when you wiggle your tongue in the rectums, they all have goosebumps.

According to transfermarkt Toni Kroos (22yrs) is worth 20m Pounds, Ashley Young(26yrs) is worth 17.5, Gareth Barry (30yrs) is worth 12.5m, Theo Walcott (22 going 23) worth 14m despite that English players are more expensive and have at least a 25-40% mark up price on their worth
Now lets bring out the stats [size=18pt]Toni kroos at age 19/20 - 9 goals 12 assist in 33 appearances in the BL.
This season  in 5 CL games he has 2 goals and 5 assists[/size]

this boy is a tool. . .
so your years of watching football have not told you younger players command more transfer fees than old players.
why would gareth barry @ 30 yrs of age cost £25m? you are a disgrace to this football community. . . . .

Can you bring out stats for the shoemakers and put it on a post card at similar age and in similar competition

only a silly hilly-billy would reason like this. . . .
at similar age and similar competition? you still reason like this in 2012?? jeeeez. . . . .

makelele, luca toni, di natale, etc are all world class players at 19, weren't they?
add zidane, van nistelrooy(a central midfielder at 19) and oliver khan and your theory would make sense to numbskulls like yourself.

Goldieluks:

Coogar!!!!!!!! When last did you mate?

mated with your big sister. . . .last night!

michelin89:
You nor dey try for that area and her fingers can obviously do more than you joystick can. Everything is not about size.

in a nut shell, the op is not highly-skilled in the matters of fingers and the tongue?
michelin89, i hail thee.

hornipipe:
i think shez tripping for tht puma cougar of a cat,

just put a c[i]o[/i]ck in the cesspit you call a mouth and get the f@ck outta here. . . .
your idiotic opinion is not appreciated here. . . .you can take it to a mental home where your tools of your ilk are celebrated. . .
the number of stupidity platelets in your bloodstream is thrice the population of china!

MsDarkSkin:
LOOOOOOOOL!! but!! you invited ME!

nah - it's your carnival.
i need your invitation. . . . .i will take you to calabar later in the year.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10041803#msg10041803 date=1327473026]Sorry you mistook me for that furry animal called coogar. He is your batch not me[/quote]i warned you.
by the time i am through with you, you would be begging for your death. . . . forget begging for your life.

pendo89:
_{I dont know.Just trying to imagine coogar as a lady unleashing the insults,I dont know what would be left of the poor victim  . Does it all come from the head or book??}

i am nice to those that are nice to me.

Goldieluks:
Coogar mouth don sour finish. I pity his victims hehehe!
Its ok Mynd.

goldie!
goldie!!
goldie!!!

mbulela:
let me go and call Dayo.
it is not good talking behind a man's back.

tell him i am waiting to scald his behind with a hot electric iron.

StarBoard:
After reading the last page or so,I'm starting to wonder whether this European Football forum is worth tissue paper down the WC if dayokanu can be declared poster of the year
It only goes to confirm my sentiment that these polls have no credibility.
I wonder why these trolls bother to conduct these silly polls.

posting youtube videos of terry g and obesere appeals more to some fans than football analysis and tactical dissection.
up till now, dayo does not understand the team formation of chelsea. he feels whenever lampard is missing from chelsea starting line up, mata drops behind torres even though he's been told several times that mata plays as a left foward for chelsea.
the dude is really a donkey!

Don't mind the pillock. . .I mentioned Arjen Robben and Jerome Boateng as wack-a$$ players in Bayern, like the Bundes-shyta has all-pros. . .i forgot about that misfit called Kroos. . .someone Dayo was raving about sometime ago.

he didn't even know about toni kroos appalling scoring record in the bundesliga until i told him.
like a doofus, he tried to argue it out until i showed him the facts and he disappeared like a vampire in the sahara desert as usual.
my mongrel understands football better than dayo.

afrodoc:
noise level reduction cant help torres,to ensure a torres goal chelsea has to play 11 v 0 against a team with all d opposition players red carded, FIFA pls make d neccessary rule adjustments to make dis possible!
so Torres fires blanks for chelsea and it is d fault of ramires,lampard,mata n sturridge NOT torres, he fires blanks for spain n it is d fault of xavi,iniesta,fabregas
n xabi alonso NOT torres! who r d world class playmakers n wingers who r setting up goals for clint dempsey,heidar helguson,ivan klasnic nd shane long?
pls stop talkin abt him sodomising people in 2008,dis is 2012!
even some defenders who are not been set up or teed up or watever by gerson and bruno conti hav scored more goals in d last year than torres.
coogar, ur torres defending logic is eroding ur reputation

berbatov had the same problem when he came to man utd.
if you look into the archives of this forum, you would find dayokanu, ibime and the same people condemning torres here saying rubbish about the bulgarian.
last season, with berbatov played as an arrow-head, he delivered the golden boot.

as a manager, i can completely play a striker out of the game by deploying tactics that would not suit his strength.
there was a season didier monster drogba scored a miserable 5 league goals in a season. . . .in the same season, anelka scored 19 league goals.
torres cannot function with the style chelsea play. only astute observers can see this. . . .bumbling oafs like ibime and dayokanu cannot.

these same trolls called berbatov a sloth some seasons ago, now their attention has shifted to torres.
by next season, should torres start putting ball in the back of the net, their songs would change like the british weather.
afrodoc, you are one of the posters i know that functions with a good brain. don't join the bandwagon of the nincompoops in slaying a striker like torres.

on ability alone, torres is the deadliest striker in europe!

StarBoard:
dayokanu ,
Just to spite Arsenal you said Mertersacker was rubbish.
Now to spite United, you say he's better than Rio and half the league put together.
Add to your incoherent facts about games (you alleged) Rio played, and we are undecided as to how you were voted poster of the year on this forum.
Need we ask for a recount,because your recent posts border on insanity ?
Do we need to take your views seriously,given these gaffes and blunders?
Guy, give it a rest.Aren't there rubbish players in Bayern,let alone the bundesliga?if the Germans could give a defensive liability like PM 70-something caps,isn't that an indictment on German defenders?
If your argument is based on Yakubu scoring a defence with Michael Carrick as one of its central pair,then there's no point to your argument.You're a lot smarter than this,Abeg.

dayokanu is a disgrace. . . . . .

when i say the guy does not watch premier league games, people feel i just witch-hunt him.
after his monumental goof that he saw yakubu tearing rio a new one few weeks ago, he's now trying to swim out of his error. . . . .i would cause chaos in a defence unit of valencia and carrick with rafael and ji sung park protecting the back four. . . . .

now to metresacker, he's easily the most useless defender in the league. . .the number of times welbeck sodomized him is a pointer!
that arsenal are where they are is solely because of the bumbling oaf!
for dayo to even compare metresacker to rio shows how idiotic dayo reasons. that he's nominated the poster of the year is an insult to all members of this sports community. is dayo really smart in football matters or is it because his tongue sometimes manages to find the butt-crack of the moderators?

the poof even went further to say ashley young, walcott, barry should be shoe-makers but the toni kroos that gives him penile [i]e[/i]rections went a whole 13 months without scoring a league goal in the bundesliga.
sometimes, you just have to stand up for dayokanu's idiocy - which if you convert to megawatts, it would solve the electricity problems of africa as a whole.