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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 7:58pm On Jan 22, 2012
diggz:
Coogar I beg we nid a straight swoop for FT and rooney. If not;shut d bleep up and move on. Dere's no way in dis earth we are goin to let DD go for FT. bleep CA 4 spillin those bullshyte.
you are a ninny! a complete one at that!
did you see the chance van persie missed today - it's worse than torres' miss.
that shows you any striker can miss a chance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:56pm On Jan 22, 2012
debosky:
So y'all are claiming Chambo would've stopped the goal? cheesy
valencia wouldn't have won a foot race against chambo. . . .metresacker has a better chance catching chicharito in a foot race.
he did nothing against vermaelen who matched his pace all night. . .

valencia is such a one-dimensional player. the only defenders he can beat are the ones struggling with pace as he's so predictable.
match his pace and he offers nothing from the wing.

valencia wouldn't even try what he did with arshavin.
he would run it on the bye-line and hope to get a throw-in/corner off a deflected cross from his attempt!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:50pm On Jan 22, 2012
chamotex:
How was welbeck useless?  undecided undecided undecided
Who doesn't miss chances?
His overall performance + work rate was top notch.

Welbeck? Lack of pace?
Did someone hijack your account?
you wouldn't be saying that if we had lost.

watch the chances again.
he was clear on goal with szczesny left to beat, how did he allow koscielny to nick that ball off him?
with chicharito, don't even bother. . . .a sure banker for the ball to hit the onion bag.

the 3rd chance too was just a disgrace.
put through on goal with the keeper to beat then he made an air-shot.
does he know how important it was for us to win today and stay in touch with city?

christ, go n see dempsey's 3rd goal last night. . . .pace, panache, finish.
same as bellamy's goal against bolton.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:44pm On Jan 22, 2012
nateevs:
United weren't even fantastic. It's just shows how average Arsenal were.
complete rubbish in the final third. . . . .
i cannot count the number of times giggs gave it away - i kept telling my mates giggs would play rubbish all night and then cop an assist or even a goal and his disgraceful performance would be forgotten.

proudly9ja:
Im hoping he was injured as thats the only excuse that will save AW. There was NO reason at all for bringing off Chambo. Walcott was just a passenger on the field. Chambo did more than twice the job TW14 did all through the game. What's more annoying is that he brought off Chambo for Arshavin, a player we all know would contribute zero to the defence and who's last good game for Arsenal was, well, I can't remember!
he turned his back on valencia - disgraceful lazy decision.
he just came on for feck's sake, he should bursting his guts and staying in valencia's face.
there's no way chamberlain would have turned his back there and not match valencia with pace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:41pm On Jan 22, 2012
Effiko:
valencia was my motm tho . . . . .dude is too important to man utd
evra and carrick!

evra was a beast today. he sodomized walcott as usual and the number of times evra got forward today was astonishing.
he was like a winger. he created tonnes of chances.
carrick was also decent. he kept spreading the ball to the flanks but valencia/nani were brain-farting!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 7:38pm On Jan 22, 2012
ritchboy:
^^ He missed at Carrow Road early in the season.
hmmm, well done!

U1:
Finally, a brother seem to have been bundled out of the Fantasy Cup. I tried sha.

Why are you giving out this secret for free na?
i am sure chamotex knows that. . . .
but he must think silva, bale, nani, valencia and arshavin are surer bets. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 7:34pm On Jan 22, 2012
chamotex:
Go and check the stats . . . I had him in my team when he missed the last time
show me!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg10023644#msg10023644 date=1327256707]1) Smalling is a better cb than Jones.
2) Jones hasnt really had the chance to learn that position ( see his previous cb performances)
3) Jones has far better qualify going forward than Smalling or Evans.[/quote]fergie should have started rafael or fabio!

it makes no sense to have decent full-backs on the bench and playing a make-shift away from home.
i would have played raf--smalling--jones--evra in the defence.
there's no way rafael's ankle would have popped out while he's being run at by walcott of all wingers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:24pm On Jan 22, 2012
proudly9ja:
U no serious grin grin But right about Nani not taking full advantage. Ryan Gigg's first attempt at JD's flank brought about the assist for the goal.
#experience
do you know why alex chamberlain was subbed? was he injured?
another brain fart from arsene wenger? if at all, walcott should have been taken off.
chamberlain vs rafael was a decent contest i was enjoying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:23pm On Jan 22, 2012
chamotex:
Where is ruddycruise and the other guys that were slating Welbeck at the start of the season.
Apart from the goal, his performanve was top notch.
And the edge he gives us up front including the dynamism. His work rate too is excellent
be honest with yourself, welbeck was uber-useless.

in his position tonight, hernandez would have scored a hatrick.

chance 1 - the delightful pass from the defence that had welbeck one on one with szczesny, his lack of pace allowed koscielny to nick it from him.

chance 2 - a perfect lofted cross in the 2nd half from nani. welbeck closed his eyes instead of meeting the cross and scoring.

chance 3 - another one v one situation with szczesny that should have made it 3-1, welbeck delayed n delayed till he made an airshot.

chicharito does not miss one v one. . . .does he?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 7:18pm On Jan 22, 2012
chamotex:
Not his first.
this season, walters has never missed a kick.
i think he's a dream player to have cos he's a striker but fantasy league sees him as a midfielder.
every time he scores, he gets 5 points instead of 4. . . .and he's their penalty taker. plenty of reasons to keep him in your squad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On Sunday 22nd January 2012 by coogar: 7:15pm On Jan 22, 2012
dayokanu:
Bayern are top of their table

Arsenal are almost 20 points off the top of the league

Spot the difference
common sense should tell you a loss is a loss!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:10pm On Jan 22, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg10023517#msg10023517 date=1327255674]Good deserved win. We were the better side apart from a 15mins spell we wanted to commit suicide and let arsenal back in the game.

Evra MoTM. I wasnt happy with how many bad tackles Rooney got today. if that was on RvP Wenger would be having a mental breakdown. Also another bad tackle on Nani, I really hope Nani wont be out for too long. Valencia put in a strong performance aswell.

Jones out with another injury. Ridiculous.[/quote]why did fergie start jones in the right back position?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:06pm On Jan 22, 2012
chamotex:
Nani almost killed Djourou today
i was disappointed with his display.
he mauled djourou very well but his final ball was a disgrace. . . .

arsenal had make-shifts in their full-back positions and we couldn't make it count.
we should have scored 5 goals in the first half. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On Sunday 22nd January 2012 by coogar: 7:04pm On Jan 22, 2012
somebody should please tell dayokanu to stop spamming with his horrible pictures.
bayern lost on friday, no one was posting pictures of market women in your thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 7:02pm On Jan 22, 2012
debosky:
Your argument is purely theoretical - it may have appeared to be buffoonery to make this change before the game, but in hindsight it's not a bad decision.

Furthermore, I also had Walters and benched him for this game - I didn't fancy Stoke at all given their recent goalscoring form. Maybe Chamo felt a similar sentiment?
walters normally score from penalty kicks. . . .this is his first miss for stoke i think.
he's a sure banker at the britannia but foster must have known walters blast them through the middle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On Sunday 22nd January 2012 by coogar: 6:58pm On Jan 22, 2012
terrible decision by wenger to take out oxdale-chamberlain.

the fans should burn his house for that horrible decision.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 3:06am On Jan 21, 2012
afrodoc:
just read dt anderson hs suffered a setback in training so dt formation is out of d window.wont b surprised if fergie goes with just carrick n giggs in d middle(would prefer carrick n jones) wit rooney supporting either welbeck or chicharito, dis could b chicharito's game cos arsenal r bound to attack n push up leavin space behind for d lil mexican to xploit.
d other decision myt b big game park though i xpect fergie to play valencia n nani therefore takin full advantage of arsenal's frailty at fullback.
back 4 of rafael,rio,smalling n evra
depends on the team saf rolls out. . .
if he cops his brainfarts again believing scholes is still in his 20s, we would get taken apart.
arsenal midfield would decimate united. . . . .but if he keeps the oldies on the bench then we have a chance to avoid a 2-8 defeat to the mighty gooners.
Politics › Re: If Almighty Uk Can Break-up Peacefully, Why Not Nigeria? by coogar: 12:26am On Jan 21, 2012
frosbel:
UK is not Almighty by the way !!!
there's no greater country.

look at how small they are on your map - compare the size to the number of countries speaking their language.
Sports › Re: Keshi, Amokachi Agree Pay Cut For Afcon Pundits Duty by coogar: 10:58pm On Jan 20, 2012
[quote author=king-child link=topic=849368.msg10007114#msg10007114 date=1327060380]i think coogar should be quiet.[/quote]your innate ability to be idiotic is laudable. . . .

you must not criticism everything destructively, so far you have not made any point, all you have succeeded in doing is telling us you understand football better than anyone with all your flawed informations, who told you mourinhno has never kicked football, google mourinhno and find out for urself it might not be at a professional level though and so far i have not seen any active EPL coach analysing any football match, reason i guess you have not seen the like of fergusson and so on. Take your time to listen to the introduction of every pundit before a game (football match) starts? they are all ex-proffessional football. if i may ask, is David beckham an ex-professional now? why compare a crab to a prawn? think! don't just write b'cos u have time.
you are a mongolian troglodyte.
so if mourinho never played professionally - what right has he got to rub shoulders with managers who have played the game at the highest level? that was the premise of the argument of you tools. . . . .that keshi/amokachi once played for nigeria does not make them good pundits - that is my point.
it does not mean a professional shoemaker who is well rounded cannot be a better pundit than the ex-nigerian players that you tools are licking their balls.

personally i think i love the duo analyse football and you are not in the best position to influence our thoughts concernings them.
Good Job Amokachi and Keshi making the list of pundit in south africa is an achievement.
spoken like a typical neophyte with shyte for brains.
amokachi/keshi appearing as pundits in south africa is an achievement? christ - you should donate your brains to the apes.

Kgdavid:
my ability to comrehend facts is distorted. facts such as such and such? 

the guys r going of to analyse matches in the nations cup, the important facts here are 1. that they are leaving their posts in nigeria and 2. they will be analysing nations cup football during that period. whether or not they r actuallty going to be at the matches live or not is really very irrelevant to the point i was makin and to the gist of the debate. i am quite baffled as to why you raised that point and even more baffled as to why you consider it an intelligent one.
so what point were you making if going to see the games live is irrelevant?
this is not how to argue, kgdvid - don't force my hands to call you a fuckwit!

using david beckham as an example to illustrate a flawed point was indeed a stange and really naive one from you, i refrained from pointing out some of the more obvious fallacies of the logic behind that statement but as another poster has rightly observed, beckham is still occupied in his current profession as a footballer, who is to say whether or not he wont opt for punditry once his career is over? besides who says beckham is even interested in punditry in the first place?
if it's that simple, every football player would be on sports channels analysing football.
the best football analysts don't even play the game - they are just lovers of the game who tend to catch the facts hidden to the nak[i]e[/i]d eye.
what does beckham know about football punditry?


these guys are professionals who played the game at the highest level for many years, you should know that playing football is not just about having an array of tricks at your dsisposal or merely being able to trap and pass a ball, if you really think these guys could have got thru many years playing top flight football withourt understanding the game they were playing then you really are very very clueless. of course not all footballers are as intelligent as others but the fact still remains that they are the fellas best qualified to take on the job of analysing the more intricate details of football which the relative lay man like myself might not even be aware of.
i would eat my hat if stephen keshi knows anything about the intricate details of football.
ex-players are not the best qualified people to take those jobs. . . . .punditry is all about intelligence. . . .it's quite different from football skills.
you are doing the equivalent of "politicians make best political analysts"
stop disgracing yourself on a public forum.


you say most footballers arent good pundits but then the vast majority of profesional pundits are ex footballers so you therefore are implying that most pundits are not very good which would lead one to question whether or not you have any training or experience in the field of professional football? clearly you don't  and by your own logic you are therefore not qualified to be a commentator on this issue. (since you do not have your badges) you seem to take issue with keshi merely for the fact that he often agrees with what his counterpart has already said which shows that to you the job of football analysts is to argue in the studio.
stephen keshi is clueless. . . .
he knows nothing about punditry. he might be able to motivate players to play for him but that is not punditry.
i think you need a dictionary. . . . .

this really typifies your mentality. if super sport do not know anyone better then why are you criticizing their choice? would you rather have someone worse?? clearly you are simply in the mood to complain about something.
your comprehension skills are nothing to write village about.

that supersports don't know anyone better is a travesty. . . .
thank heavens i won't be in africa watching the show of shame keshi/amokachi would be serving you herbs.
whenever you come across a bit of exposure and you see top punditry, you would sue supersports for short-changing you all these years.
have a nice weekend!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coogar: 10:42pm On Jan 20, 2012
AjanleKoko:
^^
Cesc will play in Barca, in the forward line. Until Barca bring in more forwards, though. After that, he might drop to the bench.
He can't play as the pivot in midfield. Busquets is more suited for that role. The issue is, Busquets is not so mobile, a tad slow even.
you still don't understand busquets role. . . .

he's not slow - he plays the way defensive midfielders are supposed to play. . . .he appears immobile so he can maintain position - he must always be [b]behind [/b]the ball when barca are under attack.

he makes himself an outlet to receive a pass and passing it back to another player to retain possession. his passes are usually not more than 5-10 yards.
busquets touches the ball the most in the barca team. he's the reason xavi and iniesta have the license to roam and cause commotion. . . .

sergio is the perfect defensive midfielder. in years to come, people would talk about him like they did with makelele. . . .
what he does appear so simple but it's very difficult which is why he's the unsung hero in the barcelona team.
@ 21, he played full-time in all the world cup games for spain and he was never found wanting once throughout. . . .
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 12:51am On Jan 20, 2012
ronkebp:
I just wonder why and how people equate having fun with sexhuh?, you can flenjore enoughly without sleeping around ke.
it sometimes goes hand in hand.
flenjoring can create a situation where you get carried away and a moment of carelessness can lead to sleeping around.
it's not like we expect any chic to admit they got shagg[i]e[/i]d during the nysc camping anyways so we understand. . .


slimyem:
you've been imagining my ni.pples too?haha!
So sorry your imaginations dont tally with my reality.
slimyem, it's a new year and you are still spewing balderdash.
change, change changeeeeeeee!

so sorry!errm,wipe you face with a wet towel and read again.
I admitted i'd have mingled or flirted a little more.that's all and its not such a big deal i cant do out here.
ok!

Besides,the only time i'd have wet d.reams or erections is the day you start to menstruate.
crass!
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 12:21am On Jan 20, 2012
suggary:
Yes a lot of ladies even married women had affairs,sex was without commitment. but as for me I decided I wasn't going to cheat on my boyfriend who was abroad,
I remember I was always drinking cos I was bored and lonely.well I didnot regret it cos I did become an emergency wife,feeding,housing and taking care of a fellow corper cos of sex.
explain this bit better.
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 12:14am On Jan 20, 2012
slimyem:
^buhahahahaha
early 50's my nippl.es.
lol. . . .your nippl[i]e[/i]s indeed.
those minute bits. grin

Coogy bobo,if you must know,my life is just starting.
Forget about the youth time wasted.look ahead, the adult home will hold lots of fun and reflection time for you and um, you know those lips you have stuck in your head? Stop salivating over them.they aint for real!
you broached the subject of your youth time wasted because you had a romeo who had you under his spell back then.
if the hands of time could be turned, you admitted you woulda made yourself available for corp members to ravage. grin
forget your lips, i have seen better ones. stop having wetdreams/er[i]e[/i]ctions!
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 12:03am On Jan 20, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=849855.msg10003896#msg10003896 date=1327014150]@mynd 44
lol.
I just don't want to regale you with what happened at my flat after orientation. Enuf juicy tales. . .[/quote]this is not the time to hoard juicy tales.
it's confession time, lola.luv.

spill it.
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 12:00am On Jan 20, 2012
slimyem:
its a presumption.dont get all riled up over it.given this,i want to assume you gratuated before the age of 30 and planning to serve by 75 right?
Once more nysc is designed for YOUTHS.sink it in!
And btw,i aint no blonde so i take it that last part wasnt for me.
Coogar=scraggly old man
i wont be surprised if you are even older than me.
the carbon-dating of your lips told us you are around the neighbourhood of early 50s.
you and r-m-d were classmates in warri. grin
Family › Re: Lying, Cheating Husband And A Sham Of A Marriage. Where Do I Go From Here? by coogar: 11:27pm On Jan 19, 2012
hurtlady:
I'd like to thank you all for your comments. Let me state categorically that I never considered divorce, never have and never will. Like my husband said, I posted what I did in the heat of anger, and I am ashamed to say I made false accusations. I have since settled the issue with my husband and the lady in question.

For those who advised us to work things out, I say thank you, and even though I know none of you personally, I can say you are true friends. To Jennykadry and others who feel this is a fabricated tale, my prayer is that you'll never find yourself in a position to tell your own story story or storyland. There is no excuse for insensitivity. When someone pastes this kind of story, you can be sure that person is hurting and needs advice, not your misplaced and dare I say, myopic skeptism.

I am glad my husband found me out(this post that is) cos it gave us an opportunity to thrash out this issue and deal with my doubts once and for all.

I came to this forum with my tale and in the process hurt my husband, so I am also going to use this forum to apologize to him. I AM SORRY I HURT YOU.

Finally, to those who advised we work things out in the bedroom, you guys have the right idea jare.
the institution of marriage has been defiled.
scares me shitless now to even marry anyone. . . . .the stories i hear these days are fuckin scary!
NYSC › Re: p by coogar: 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2012
slimyem:
i hope you know nysc can only be done once though peeps fraudulently go back for it more than once.
Thank you.that once is just fine for me although i wish i could have mingled with the guys a little more than i did.
mingled or shagg[i]e[/i]d?

Btw,aint you supposed to be above 30 and married?
Nysc is for youths you know??
30? married? who's giving you this yeye gist.
you don't even know the nysc rules. . . .it states that anyone who graduated after the 30 yrs of age can be exempted.
if you graduate at 20 and you decide to serve at 50, you shall be allowed to serve.
slimyem = dumb blonde. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 10:44pm On Jan 19, 2012
chamotex:
^^^ Ashley Cole could have ruptured his ACL with what Ronaldo did to him there . . . his career could have been over after being dribbled. Smh
remember this?
https://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5007/212539giggs8.gif

Roland17:
Cooogar why do u wish to cast my fragile heart to a desert of pain with that video, i thought i have forgotten that game angry angry, I also remember the days when Aaron Lennon kept embarrassing this same Ashley Cole even during England world cup qualifying training, Thank God we shipped him the other side of London. My God.
no vex!
Romance › Re: My Fiance's Ex Won't Let Her Be by coogar: 8:07pm On Jan 19, 2012
Jaywon242:
@Coogar, yes o. Can't stand such pple too. Instead of him to accept d fact that he has lost the plot, he still keeps shooting where there's nothing to aim @. She left him because he was double dating and the gurl(miss A) is a known person to my g.friend. So she went to meet the gurl and they struck an accord. They called him(her ex) and d phone was put on speaker. d other gurl now asked if he was dating miss B(my fiancee) and his response was yes. Dt he doesnt love her(my fiancee) and that she(miss A) is d one he loves. Dt he's just using her (fiancee) to while away time and they were both listening to him. He was begging the other gurl(miss A) on phone. Later my fiancee called him whether he was dating miss A and he admitted but told her that he doesnt love her(miss A)and that my fiancee is d one he loves. Wat an irony. This is one of the reasons she decided to leave him and coupled with d fact dt he was not in skol nd not planning to go to skol while then my fiancee was already in year 2. He's now saying that he made a mistake. That d other gurl is not a good choice. Dt he hasn't found any other gurl that measures up to my fiancee since she left him and that he's sorry. And moreover he hasn't yet gone to skol up till now,though he's working and my fiancee is already a graduate while I ve an M.Sc already. I just hope he can reason well and move on with his life
he won't.
people like that are pest-natured. he would still be there after your wedding and after having 5 kids with your wife.
they don't just disappear. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 7:50pm On Jan 19, 2012
dayokanu:
Liverpool was a top 4 EPL team in 2007/2008, They were a CL finalist the season before
and what was the return of their strikers before torres joined. after all, gerrard and alonso were there before torres arrived.
answers on a post card, please. grin  how's suarez faring as we speak?

A difference of 11 and 15 goals playing for blackburn where David bentley is your most creative midfielder vs Gerrard and Alonso.
they had pedersen, jeffers, roberts, derbyshire ooijer, etc.
blackburn finished 7th that season in case you have selective amnesia. they were very good that season so santa cruz didn't play around chumps.
so to compare a player who scored 33 pure goals(4th position) to a striker with 22 goals(7th position) w

Demba Ba already scored 15 in half of the season and is off to Africa now. he has 15 league goals and just 9 shy of Torres league goals in his best season despite playing for a weaker team
let him score 33 goals and deduct his number of penalties from his 15 league goals. grin
compare like for like.

Torres ko, Torros ni
that's why he's £50m.
no player in the history of bundesliga has cost that much. grin

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