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MsDarkSkin:
BABE! is on drugs!! hilarious!! 

LMFBAO @ coogar vs Mynd fight.

msdarksin, where's my invitation letter to next month's carnival?
i am waiting. . . .

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=853151.msg10041156#msg10041156 date=1327454767]Muhehehehehee These negros are masochists, I swear. [/quote]more like they are spawns of rabid mongrels.
myndfuck and hornpipe. . . .twats of the highest order.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10041120#msg10041120 date=1327453838]Not even inspiring.
Going to bed oh sorry my mat hey wait I don't have a mat either. I will just soil up under the bridge and sleep and wait for the Devil in Coogar's nightmare to crawl up to me. Mumu. I wish you were a wee bit more interesting maybe it could keep me awake but no you are as boring as watching the Heat play.[/quote]go and suck your father's c[i]o[/i]ck as usual, you inbred onanist!

RICHIE BOI:
The men of the SSS seem to have woken up from their slumber. They've started killing some Boko Haram members. The dead boko haram member in the photo above was trying to gain access to the SSS office in Kano to wreck havoc in a suicide mission but crack shooters from the sniper unit of the secret police killed him in his car. Four others were killed in Maidguri yesterday and two in Kano. More to come. I guess they are now reacting because they were targeted,

http://lindaikeji..com/2012/01/sss-begin-to-kill-boko-haram-members.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

about fuckin time.
the sss should take the battle to their abode in the north and extinguish the vermins.

hornipipe:
long thrash

stark illiterate! since when did trash become thrash!
the rogues that managed your child development should be sued for gross negligence.
they mismanaged your childhood.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10041084#msg10041084 date=1327452883]It must be a full moon today because all these freaks are coming outta their holes and holding session. Wait did Babe! Just say I am even up to her gateman? Hahahahaha that is the funniest ish I have heard on NL you too must be high on Pubic hairs. When you get your senses back Holla. You did also mention that NL brings everyone to a certain Level that's nice to know you are actually smart enough to see that pea brained edit. I thought the likes of you were extinct with the Dinosaurs.
And yes I did grow up in a kerosene backgroundanything wrong with that? At least I did not come begging for food from you but I have to admit you have got me all figured out.
I laugh in Latin[/quote]f@ck off you cadaverous-faced numbskull, if there's anything remotely resembling hell in the after life, there's no doubt in my mind you would fellating on satan's scrotum while being fisted by goblins. it's the least you deserve but i'd manage it.

SignOut:
@ Coogar Plz, is that Yu on your profile picture? Just curious

mynd44's foster dad!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=853151.msg10041053#msg10041053 date=1327451735]He's a diseased c[i]u[/i]nt. I feel sorry for the arsehole. He's Clueless as 4uck!  [/quote]fixed!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=853151.msg10041034#msg10041034 date=1327451421]You were born an 1diot, you're living like an 1diot,  and you'll surely kpeme an 1diot . What a life?!

Nairaland is a leveler. I wonder how I'd have come across a foul looking spirit like you in the real world, talk-less of having a "conversation" with you.

You can't pass as my gateman. Reasons;

Intelligence -- Zero! You no get.

Beauty -- Zero!

Machoness -- Negative 600! C0ck-less Ninny!

C0ck-- you're c0ckless!

You can't even pass as a gay.   Mynd, you're useless.

womanliness. Low life from a kerosene background. You shall know by the way they look. Evil spirit! Ew![/quote]look at his neck. . . .
he reminds me of a village guinea fowl used to appease the cannibalistic gods of okija shrine.
i would be embarrassed to put a picture like that on my profile.

that cadaverous face is. . . . . .odikwa risky.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10041030#msg10041030 date=1327451346]Oh I see the pet owner has arrived. Sit coogar mummy is talking.
Hey Babe, lemme ask you a quick question. When last did you eat? I bet it was 36 hours ago when Sexkills said he fell into your pot of soup[/quote]very funny.
this is a story of a servant asking a master when last she ate.
i am sure when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were on a leave of absence. . . . .

you are so intellectually sterile it's surreal. . . .

hornipipe:
hungry dogs bark always,

and rabid dogs spread germs always. . . .
hornpipe or fuckever pathetic name you call yourself, you'd better keep quiet before i unleash anarchy on your household.
i have a zero tolerance for airheads like yourself. . . . .so park well.

if you feel you are up to the task and you want to stand up for your gaymate, be my guest.
the more the merrier. . . . .
bumbling oaf!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10040998#msg10040998 date=1327450762]Dude you were warned severally to stay off those drugs but you never listen. Yeah Mind fuckkkkk but guess whose mind I enjoyed effing with most? Your GF.[/quote]oh shut it, you homoerotic neophyte.
the person you enjoying effing the most is your bald-headed dad. . .

you geriatric saphead!

hornipipe:
stick to the topic

go f@ck yourself, you pederast!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10040790#msg10040790 date=1327447463]^^^
Fuckkkkk face there is no need running across the road cos firstly, I would not want you ragged azz ran over and secondly, I don't do crack except of cos your shot of rabbies is due.[/quote]buhahahaha
coming from a sod that lost his virginity to his biological father, this is priceless.
you are the one with the h-i-v. this is the reason you are a mindfuck!

dayokanu:
CHelsea buys Torres and he fails to score

First of all the excuse was London is too rowdy,

They dont speak Spanish in the dressing room- They bought Spanish speaking players Torres still didnt score,

They dont have creative midfielders, They bought Mata- Torres still didnt score,

Next it was Lampard is hindering Torres game, They benched lampard - Torres still didnt score

Next it was they should isolate him with defenders- They did several times vs Newcastle, Norwich and many games- Torres still cant score

Next it became they should give let him have a free run at goal, they did that several times Torres still didnt score

Next they said give the ball to him in the 18yard box- They did vs Norwich and other teams Torres still didnt score they excuse was that it was because defenders were in the box

Torres had a ball in the box and shot wide, The excuse was it was because if he shot at goal defenders would have blocked it make e kuku shoot wide


The only thing in this list they havent done is to reduce Noise levels in London to help Torres.

Coogar can you be the London class captain and write down names of london noisemakers so that Torres would score

your dementia has finally set in. . . . .now is the time for mukina2 to get you into the infirmary before she would need to start putting nappies on for you.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10040607#msg10040607 date=1327445474]speaking in tongues abi? I would have though that dog mind of this slow b@stard would have made him atleast try to translate but no seems you and that regard azz anorexia girlfriend just read straight of out the dictionary and paste on here. F00l hey don't you just go find some nice comfortable hole and play with yourself. Cos if you think I have time for your incredibly jobless and useless azz you are seriously the biggest odechukwu slow in the whole country[/quote]what a tyke!
my mongrel would have posted a more coherent comment. . . .you spineless wimp!

your mind is a terrible thing to waste. instead of helping out your poverty-stricken household, you are here wasting precious minutes you should be using to hack the firewood needed in your house to make dinner. you are a disgrace to the community that produced you.
one has to be sorry for your bleak future.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10040630#msg10040630 date=1327445671]And please can you tell that B!tch beside you that you are a BIG boy and you don't need a cheerleader singing in her two yard mini skirt behaving like a female dog.[/quote]lemme run across the street and buy you some artificial intelligence.
as a child suffering from down syndrome, tb joshua needs to place his hands on your head.
the donor of your y-chromosomes must have had poison in his scrotum to have produced a schlepper like yourself.

dayokanu:
In a crowded penalty box? Ok Maybe Norwich players didnt get the memo to vacate the box for Nando to take his shot 

i am saying it wasn't much of a chance that you tools are prancing about.
was it as bad as van persie's chance @ the emirates?

bad as welbeck's 3 one on one chance?

If he had shot at goal it would have been blocked so its better to shoot wide 

it was an impulse shot.
he took a shot and he narrowly missed wide.
this same torres put germany out of euro 2008 after aggressively sodomizing phillip lahm(germany's best defender)

Based on this reasoning above what are you?

based on your reply above, you epitomize sheer idiocy.

[flash=425,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-maSFlZ7z0?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"[/flash]

if you think this chance is the worst miss this weekend in england then can you just admit you are demented as well?
that was torres being closed down by 2 defenders. where else would he put the ball?
it wasn't a sitter by any means - there were about 7 players in the box.

claremont:
Contextually, it is, yes. The payment therein is in cash (money), or kind (passing exams, free accommodation e.t.c.)

claremont:
The actual definition of a pro-stitute is someone who collects payment for s-ex. The payment is in cash or kind, not necessarily cash all the time.[/b]God/the gods have no opinion on this issue, this debate concerns humans only.

dementia has set in, claremont
pendo89 should get you into an old people's home asap before she starts putting on nappies for you.

slimyem:
here,you have it!

after analysing that, the prints belong to clifford orji.

claremont:
The context is very important. In theory, it is s-ex in exchange for money; but when viewed in a Nigerian context, it could also mean s-ex in exchange for passing exams, recharge cards, free meals, free room/flatshare e.t.c

so sex in exchange for passing exams and flatshare is pr[i]o[/i]stitution?

claremont is on a roll tonight.

annawhite:
no edikan ikong for you. . . .cant afford to waste my *touch and follow* on u,you are too stuborn

you're my favourite calabar nairalander.
abeg, bluetooth me some edika-ikong soup.

claremont:
A pro-stitute is someone who sells her body in exchange for "returns". This "returns" could be money, mobile phone credit, free meals, free room to live in, e.t.c. If we broaden the scope like this, we would then understand were the poster is coming from.

it has to be money!
returns is not money. . . . you cannot go to a whorehouse and use mobile phone credit to pay for sex.
go to the dictionary and read the meaning of the word "pr[i]o[/i]stitute".

prodam:
if not for money, then she is a silly sex-addict and that makes her worse than a prostitut

and what's wrong with someone being a sex addict?
it's a mental health issue. . . . .

dayokanu:
Did you see the poke off target in the 60min vs Norwich?

Did he get that assist from Amadioha or wasnt it Chelsea players who fed him the ball?

in a crowded penalty box?
if he had shot on goal, it would have been blocked.

you are a goat!

dayokanu:
He did the whole Manure defence again some weeks back
He didnt even bother with individuals this time it was the whole defence

dayokanu:
I am sure you are remembering how Yakubu on the regular was tearing Rio new ones every season from Middlesborough to Portsmouth. Some weeks ago he did it again!!!!

your ability to express yourself in english language is lacking.
what you had written earlier meant yakubu was tearing rio a new one every season and he did rio again some weeks ago.

in actual fact, rio was nowhere on the pitch against blackburn.
the defence unit had valencia, carrick, jones and evra in the defence.

your nincompoopery in recent times is military-grade!

dayokanu:
I am sure you are remembering how Yakubu on the regular was tearing Rio new ones every season from Middlesborough to Portsmouth. Some weeks ago he did it again!!!!

rio ferdinand against blackburn?
you are a bumbling oaf. . . .

annawhite:
start taking your head out of your anus and i wont. . .

you mean you're recto-cranially inverted?
annawhite the calabar chic. . . . . .can i have some edika-ikong soup?

prodam:
Fellow Nairalanders, have you thought of this before. If a girl of today can date 4 guys at a time and date another different set of guys within a short interval of time.and of course, she will play justice to them all, by making them happy on bed,
isn't there a close relationship with a Prostitut that makes love with at least 2 men per day for the same aim of making fast money,

a good example is daniel(a ghanian friend) daniel's girlfriend was never a virgin and confessed that she has dated 4 guys in the past since her secondary school days, 3 out of the 4 made love with her, Daniel will be the 4th to make love with her and I am very sure, Daniel won't marry her, before she get married, there is high probability of sleeping with 4 more guys cos she is just 20, so her husband would now be refered to as "lucky man".lucky my foot.

this issue can only be justified by being open-minded,

/* I have vowed not to post on this romance section cos me no believ in luv, but this issue needs to be looked into by the "loverboys and lovergirls",
, phuck Love before marriage, thats why when am on holiday in Ghana or S.africa I make sure sexy chicks of all types are around me, especially at Night*/

there's a difference between a [color=#000000]p[/color]rostitute and a girl that has been with 20 men in a year.
the motive should be the key here. . . .if she slept with those 20 men just for the fun of it without hoping to get paid from the venture then how the hell is she a [color=#000000]p[/color]rostitute?

ghana boy, you need help!

annawhite:
you cant beat me worst than i've been trashing myself by replying to ur silly cömments. . . Being a calabar woman gives me a sense of pride and i dnt need an alien telling me all the time.
Your *atutupoyoyo line got me rolling on the floor.

go in peace now and sin no more.

dayokanu:
pay attention to details

The first 3 games where they shipped the larger part of those goals were played without Mertersacker

in the first 3 games, arsenal conceded 10 goals.
8 against united and 2 against liverpool, they kept a clean sheet against newcastle.
besides, they had a man sent off in each of the first 3 games. . . .gervinho, frimpong and jenkinson all saw red. . .

in metresacker's first away game, yakubu tore him a new one.

Ibime:
See your mouth. . . he had a clear run on goal. He took two dreadful touches and had not the pace to get to the ball in time to get his shot off, so he meekly and unsuccessfully tried to square to Sturridge.

3 years ago he woulda finished that.

i need a gif or a youtube clip to see what you are saying.
clear run on goal? chelsea midfielders played a pass that set a striker through on goal?
it has never happened in the last 2 seasons at least. . . . .

Ibime:
75% of them goals were in similar positions to the position he was in against Norwich where he tried to square the ball to Sturridge.

he's a team player. . . .
the only quality service he got against norwich was the one that produced a fine save from the norwich goalkeeper.
that has only happened 4 times since he moved to stamford bridge.

your midfielders are clueless.

ramirez is a maradona that loves to travel with the ball.
mikel/meirelez shoot from distances + they are not creative.
lampard is the slowest midfielder on the planet. it takes 5 seconds for him to haul arse, turn and find a pass that breaks strikers free.

i sleep every night and i imagine what parker, modric, bale and van der vaart would create for nando torres.

annawhite:
nice job swinging on that gangster language,you are working too hard not to go crazy. . .be kareful

what is wrong with this kerosene-backgrounded woman?

you won't find your lower echelon now and stop pretending to be posh. . .
better take your ekaette looks somewhere else where your atupoyoyo genes would be celebrated.

Ibime:
An epilogue for a fallen striker.

Anybody watching that would tell you that was a player with real pace.

Nigga went from Usain Bolt to Sunday Bada.

this boy is a mumu. . . .

the question is does he get quality passes like that from your midfield? yes or no.
knowing torres loves to stay on the shoulder of the last man. . . .have chelsea played to that strength of his?

just answer abeg!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853151.msg10039251#msg10039251 date=1327431735]Which jungle did this one from com-e self?
Omode o mo egun oun pe ni efo. They say again
omo ti o ba ni iya ki degbo eyin
and then
A kin so fun omode ko ma dete. Tio ba ti le dagbe inu igbo lo ku.
When you are done with the rantings and rumbling, you can go skydive off the NSE and wan-k yourself on your way down. Omo ode ero ward[/quote]the poof has resorted into speaking in tongues. . . .
i have not even started with you and my verbal hits have changed your language. . . .what a shame!

your idiocy in megawatts would solve the electricity problems in nigeria.
you serial w@nker!

slimyem:
directions please!

i need your fingerprint sample.