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Politics › Re: I’m Not One Of You Again, Olubadan Tells Atiku by CoolAmbience(m): 5:53am On Oct 01, 2025
buckeyemedia:
Really? reject Tinubu indeed, He should have said this when President Tinubu & his entourage graced his coronation? grin

Just say it plainly & politely to be politically correct, Atiku please go with your wahala.

Emilokan, na yoruba turn, na we dey power.
Ladoja actually emphasized that 'he now belonged to everyone' during Tinubu's visit at his coronation.
Properties › Re: ₦2.5 Million For A 2-Bedroom Flat And Say You Don’t Want Yahoo Boys – Asaba Man by CoolAmbience(m): 11:16am On Sep 30, 2025
JustPowerApps:
This is exactly a real problem in Nigeria lately. I was hunting for apartment earlier this year, I am a legit hustler and I can afford to pay for most of the buildings my agents showed me but I have one problem, most of the buildings are filled with Yahoo boys and I can't live with scammers.

Nigerians are extremely POOR people, they believe fraud is the only way they can afford good things just like the OP of this post.

2.5M apartment is not for fraudsters if you know what you are doing as a man
What are you saying sef?

Imagine....how do you mean N2.5m is not too much for a 2-bedroom apartment?

If you know what you are doing as a man indeed....
Sports › Re: WCQ: Group C Standings After South Africa's Point, Goal Deductions by CoolAmbience(m): 5:34pm On Sep 29, 2025
Lewiseze1988:
Wonderful.time for Nigeria to qualify for world cup.front page things
If after South Africa gets punished as we have all seen, and Nigeria does not still qualify for the WC, I will give up on our football, infinitely.
Travel › Re: Beautiful City Of Awka At Night (Pictures) by CoolAmbience(m): 9:40pm On Sep 25, 2025
mecuries:
This whole road is Awka?...
I taya o.
Travel › Re: Beautiful City Of Awka At Night (Pictures) by CoolAmbience(m): 9:39pm On Sep 25, 2025
SarkinYarki:
You people will just snap 50 metres of paparazzi road and start Jubilating ..we are easily deceived in this country
You dey mind dem?

That is the road leading to the new Government House / Governor's Lodge ( Emeka Anyaoku Boulevard)

Election don reach na....
Travel › Re: Train Services: Lagos No Be Una Mate (Pictorial Evidence) by CoolAmbience(m): 10:02am On Sep 25, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
Common things even in third world countries, it appears you never traveled outside Nigeria
Bros, you could have simply understood that he was referring to Lagos versus other states in Nigeria, when he said Lagos was not anyone's mate.
Travel › Re: Train Services: Lagos No Be Una Mate (Pictorial Evidence) by CoolAmbience(m): 9:59am On Sep 25, 2025
Kemetian:
I am actually OUTSIDE NIGERIA right now, and the Lagos Metro is far cleaner and more pleasant than what I'm suffering here.

And NO. Air-conditioned City Metro Railway networks are NOT ''common in ''third world'' countries, so stop lying out of your hate for Nigeria.
I don't understand how Nigerians want development and at the same feel pained by it?

It baffles me. This is highly commendable coming from Lagos state.
Politics › Re: I Am At Peace With My Principal, All Is Well With Rivers - Fubara by CoolAmbience(m): 6:41am On Sep 23, 2025
Wisebird22:
Who is your principal?your principal is supposed to be the entire people of rivers state and not just one person who is powerdrunk.
I taya o!
Which one be principal, abi Fubara enter secondary school again?
Who else noticed the untidy table of Mr. President?
It is well o.
Politics › Re: Sowore Petitions Florida Attorney General Over Wike’s Alleged Properties (Photo) by CoolAmbience(m): 9:54pm On Sep 22, 2025
Jonjam269:
This is just an attempt to give wailers and keypad warriors something to feed on, it's an exercise in futility.
Oga, if you are truly Nigerian, this should be of utmost concern to you.

Enough of the reckless, brazen corruption.

Is Wike and others in the same thieving category more Nigerian than all of us?

This has to stop.
Education › Re: Kano Tops 2025 NECO Results In Math, English by CoolAmbience(m): 11:54am On Sep 21, 2025
MartinCorridon:
So you believe because of your secondary school education... The northerners, Kano people had the best averages in Maths & English out of the 36 States of Nigeria ? cheesy grin grin grin grin

Those guys who "almost had A1 parallel" that you were in awe of, are the exception in the North.

For every 1 you mention/find, trust me there are 1000 in West. Maybe 700 in East.
Oga, the West and East are overhyped.
Education › Re: Kano Tops 2025 NECO Results In Math, English by CoolAmbience(m): 9:36pm On Sep 20, 2025
MartinCorridon:
C'est nes pas POSSIBLE.

Trust me na the same "Mira kuru" that SE is expert at.

Spoke to a pretty 400L student of English Language at BUK, Kano. I swear she could barely string a sentence together.

Standards are generally falling everywhere including West famed for intelligence and brilliance but worse in some regions.

Single student from North being best overall... Unlikely but not impossible. Being overall best = they had better averages than entire country. Trust me it's a lie.

Easier for a beggar on the streets to beat Elon Musk in Richest Man rankings than for Kano to get this for real.

Not even in next 70 years. And they know it.
Perhaps, you are out of touch with the current realities amongst Southern teenagers and students.

Yahoo yahoo has taken over their lives. I agree with the analysis by NECO. You are not an authority or in any position to state otherwise. A good number of Southern states are living in their past glories in terms of educational prowess.

I had my secondary education in the North, and I was in the same class with outstandingly brilliant Northern teenagers, Fulanis in particular. Infact two of them almost had A1 parallel in all their subjects.
Romance › Re: Man Tattoos His Girlfriend’s Name On Forehead (Pictures) by CoolAmbience(m): 9:52am On Sep 17, 2025
pdppower:
Tomorrow when the girl say she no do again he go just change am to 'Precious Jesus ' grin
Or him go change am to 'Precious Allah' 'cos him resemble muslim.
Politics › Re: Debt Scandal: Ukachukwu Held Hostage Over ₦1billion (Video) by CoolAmbience(m): 2:13pm On Sep 15, 2025
writetopoker:
Everything about APC is just fake. He is owning N1b I wants to run for governorship, this is pathetically irresponsible.

Next thing now is to win and use government money to pay the debt.

Some humans are die-hard being when it has to do with reasonability
So, what has owing them N1billion got to do with his political aspirations?

So USA, Nigeria and other countries that owe other countries hundreds of billions of dollars should be eliminated from the surface of the earth?
Christianity Etc › Re: Never Argued With My Wife In 17yrs Of Marriage- Pastor David Oyedepo Jnr! by CoolAmbience(m): 4:19pm On Sep 14, 2025
OKOATA:
Is she a submissive wife? Even a submissive wife will argue once in a while. Bro you ain't speaking the truth or you guys are just living as room mates and there's no love at all.
Nothing person no go hear from these people.

Argument na sin? I don't understand. Why is he saying it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Corper Raye Reveals Why She Stopped Attending Church by CoolAmbience(m): 3:40pm On Sep 11, 2025
kingbee90:
Any negative news about the church always makes it to the front page but of you write about the nasty things going on in mosques, the thread will be deleted.

Watch how Tinubu’s Agbadorians will start singing copper Raye's praises for speaking against the church but they were calling for her head when she made the "smelling Lagos" comment.
This is not about Churches.
This is reality.
Our economy is ruining valuable lives.
What we face is an economic problem.
Politics › Re: Ekwunife Blasts Soludo: You Are The Dirtiest Governor In Africa (Video) by CoolAmbience(m): 2:48am On Sep 10, 2025
Cyberterror:
This type of gutter language from her is why President Tinubu refused to lend his support to the APC ticket for the Anambara gubernatorial election. The president who is usually a loyal party man has taken the unusual step of supporting Governor Soludo instead.
Please, enlighten me.
How is Tinubu supporting Soludo against the APC in Anambra state?
Politics › Re: 2027: Jonathan Presses On With Election Plans, Loyalists meet Outside Nigeria by CoolAmbience(m): 9:25am On Sep 08, 2025
blowjohn:
Peter obi/Jonathan ticket


Checkmate
Who be this?

Impossible!
Politics › Re: 2027: Jonathan Presses On With Election Plans, Loyalists meet Outside Nigeria by CoolAmbience(m): 9:24am On Sep 08, 2025
dibunotion:
Jonathan should not misbehave o
He should support Peter Obi
Support Obi that won't win?
The North's support is critical.
Obi can't that, but Jonathan can.
Jonathan is the sure bet to beat Tinubu.
Politics › Re: I'm Committed To Sending Tinubu's Govt Out Of Office -Aminu Tambuwal (Video) by CoolAmbience(m): 3:09pm On Sep 06, 2025
APCNig:
Very good man. Thus is the man we need now.

Someone should tell him that he should watch the video of Bukola Saraki saying that he will teach Lagos strangers how to send Tinubu packing, then he should ask Saraki how he lost all the elective positions in Kwara including his own seat and got uprooted from the state that his family held captive since the 1970s. Now Bukola’s father’s house was pulled down, his father’s corpse was about to be dug out and moved to wherever because he is buried on a land he stole while in government, it was Tinubu himself that begged the governor not to uproot Bukola Saraki’s father’s corpse in order to respect the dead.

Tambuwal should learn from history ooooo. Tinubu is the Mafia Lord, he is the god of Politics, only the God of gods can decide the fate of the god of Politics and HE the God of gods, our Babanka in Heaven is using Tinubu the god of Politics to settle and arrange some things.

If you decide to become an enemy to whom God is currently using, then you have become an enemy of God
Lol.

Tinubu is your Lord.
Romance › Re: Stop Having Sex For The Next 4 Months Until You Achieve Your Goals - Raye by CoolAmbience(m): 9:42am On Sep 06, 2025
Nazgul:
Many broke guys haven't had sex in years because they can't afford it, yet they're still broke.
Ikegwuru!
Politics › Re: Non-Oil Sector Accounted For ₦15 Trillion Revenue Generated In 8 Months by CoolAmbience(m): 6:54am On Sep 05, 2025
Validated:
There is no need deceiving yourselves and think you are deceiving Nigerians. We have intelligent Nigerians who do not take statistics and narratives on the surface.

So, lets do the maths:
Assuming that the exchange rate is N1500 to the $, then we have received equivalent of $13.7B (N20.59T)
Of this amount, non-oil export accounted for $10.4B or N15.6 T, according to Tinubu and lieing APC government.

It therefore means that oil export accounted for $3.3B revenue in the last 8 months. A BIG FAT LIE

Every Nigerian knows that we export crude daily and our average production is 1.6 million barrels a day, (that is we export 1.7 to 1.8 million barrels per day (bpd). Also, we know that the average price for WTI crude oil in the first seven months of 2025 was $68.25 per barrel, while the average for Brent crude oil for the year is estimated to be around $80.53..

For the purpose of this analysis, we assume the following:
Average daily oil production and sale = 1.6m barrels
No. of days of oil production YTD: 8months * 25 days = 200 days
Estimated production and sales YTD = 1.6million barrels * 200 days = 320,000,000 barrels
Then, since we sell at $70 per barrel, then our OIL REVENUE FOR 2025 WILL BE 320,000,000 BARRELS * $70 = $22,400,000,000 (Twenty two Billion, Four Hundred Million Dollars)

When we translate this to Naira at the exchange rate of N1500 to the USD, you have N33.6 Trillion,
The questions are:
i. How did FG get their N20.6 Trillion, when estimated oil revenue alone is N33.6T?
ii. If non-oil revenue is truly N15.69 Trillion or $10.5B, then the only revenue estimated from oil sales is N4.9T or $3.3B.

This government has to tell Nigerians where the difference of $30.3Billion went to as that revenue is MISSING
We are too lazy in this country.
No one would ask. It is quite a shame!

Where is the National Assembly? Where are the Civil Society Groups? Socio-economic crusaders? Opposition political parties?

What is going on in this country?

Akpabio has finished our legislature.
Politics › Re: Ibadan Becoming A State Is Long Overdue - Olubadan-designate, Ladoja by CoolAmbience(m): 6:40am On Sep 05, 2025
kheny12:
Ibadan state will be a good idea.... because Oyo state is too large and can carve out like 3 other states.
I did not know that Oyo is that large.

Perhaps larger than Niger, Sokoto, Adamawa or Borno. What a large state! It should even be carved out and made a country of its own, brilliant idea!

Then Russia, Brazil or Algeria should become continents.

Would that not be wonderful?
Politics › Re: Jonathan: How I Was Betrayed In 2015 by CoolAmbience(m): 6:28am On Sep 05, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
GEJ is referring to the same group of people we all know about. The people who praised Buhari as the best for 8 years, then condemned him as the worst as soon as he handed over.

Whenever you hear backstabbing/betrayal, it’s always this same group of people. They’re online 24/7 using Amaechi’s laptops for propaganda. United by hate against Igbos, and chameleons by nature.
And he Jonathan has not betrayed anyone?
Did he agree a one-term presidency in 2011?

No be the same motor carry all of them?
Family › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Women Like This? by CoolAmbience(m): 7:12pm On Sep 04, 2025
Mariangeles:
Even better! 😍🥰

Not demand, by the way.
It's remind. 🙂
You win.
I rest my case!
Lol.
Family › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Women Like This? by CoolAmbience(m): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2025
Mariangeles:
The kind of joy that'll make her love you more.

It's the little things guys, the little things.
They make your woman happy and keep falling in love with you.

Treat your woman like a woman.
Don't force her to see things the way men do.
It's not that hard.
I hear you.
I have a different perspective, experience and understanding of love within the realm of our women.

Hubby owes you N4000 and dashes you N100,000, and to prove his love, abi your love for him, you demand the N4000 he owes, and he pays you.

Such wonderful love!
Family › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Women Like This? by CoolAmbience(m): 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2025
Caaz:
That's why you re not my spouse, only odiegwu husbands act like you.you ve no idea the joys that comes with collecting the 4k.
What sort of joy is that?

Keep doing that sha if you have such understanding with your spouse.

For me o, I can't rationalize that.
Family › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Women Like This? by CoolAmbience(m): 4:22pm On Sep 04, 2025
Gbadugbakun:
So if I'm owing you 4k and I give you 100k you'll still expect me to pay you the 4k am owing you ba. Very well I will collect back my 100k and give you your 4k.
The exact same thing I'd do.
Which irrationality be that?
Politics › Re: Banditry: I Have To Create State Police, Says Tinubu by CoolAmbience(m): 2:30pm On Sep 03, 2025
ElevationD:
Creating state police when the present Federal police is understaffed and under financed. Should first things not get first things first? We have all sorts of people in different uniforms, yet banditry, kidnapping and other forms of crimes continue unabated? Why waste the resources when we all know the issues?

Please pay the police internationally accepted rates, equip them and get more men employed into the force. Get more people into the armed forces, find them properly, encourage them and see the difference.
With states still struggling to fund healthcare, public schools, maintain the scantly available public utilities, pay the abysmally low minimum wage etc, we cannot be talking about state police.

The infrastructure gap is such that we cannot even talk about, let alone provision of industries to generate jobs for the teeming population.

For me the time is not ripe yet; not in a clime where governors are nothing short of emperors.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s May 2025 Warning On Gej’s 2027 Comeback: Will He Listen? by CoolAmbience(m): 3:21pm On Sep 02, 2025
gassbee:
we want to save him from national embarrassment and humiliation.
Tinubu wil beat Gej silly.
Jonathan lost in 2015, so saying that you are trying to save him embarrassment and humiliation makes no meaning at all.

There is nothing embarrassing about loosing an election.

Like every eligible Nigerian, he is entitled to contest.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s May 2025 Warning On Gej’s 2027 Comeback: Will He Listen? by CoolAmbience(m): 3:15pm On Sep 02, 2025
Sheuns:
Why are you guys worried about Jonathan’s ambition? Let him contest na and if he loses, he’ll go home.
I taya o.
If no be fear, why should that be a problem for Wike, Keyamo and APC?

Every eligible Nigerian is entitled to aspire to be President.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s May 2025 Warning On Gej’s 2027 Comeback: Will He Listen? by CoolAmbience(m): 3:04pm On Sep 02, 2025
Chemical1:
I think this patience is a very smart woman, Goodluck contesting election in 2027 in my own opinion is not necessary..
Worst thing he will not even win, let him keeps his good name..
I don't agree with you.

Jonathan should contest.

Democracy is about options.
Politics › Re: Anti-Party Allegations Not Enough To Punish Wike – PDP by CoolAmbience(m): 12:20pm On Sep 02, 2025
Hemanwel:
Chai!! Chai!! Which kind wahala be this??

I can't believe that a party which has the likes of Prof Jerry Gana, Sule Lamido, Bukola Saraki, GEJ, etc, will say that they can't punish Wike for his numerous anti-party activities.

What happened to the other party members who have been punished for same offense in the past?

Be like say Wike is now more powerful than all the aforementioned combined, and even bigger than the party.
No men of steel in the party.

Wike is taking them for a ride.

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