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cyprus000:
wen them say make una go skul,una no go gree.u no see wer i say bank statement say she withraw the millions in 100,000 serially.abi u smoke weed?

Your own ATM dey dispense 100k abi? Get a brain

cyprus000:
Giving my woman my ATM pin is wat i will never do,even say the ppl wey dey pushu me fo village dun finally catch me with their juju.this reminds me of one good man i new back den,he was rich and made a mistake by telling his wife his ATM pin,after about 2months into their marriag,the woman poisoned him at night and he died,that same night she took his ATM card in the middle of the night and withrew all the millions in his acct and went home.that was wen she started screamin that her husband is dead.during his burial, they needed do withraw som cash for his burial,only to find 15,000 in his acct,his business associats inssisted that the man has more than that in his acct becs he is a property agent and they just finished a land deal which paid them big so the man can not squanda that kind money in such a short period of tym,they had to get a bank statment which indicated that someone withrew 100,000 serially in the middle of the night.after much presure and treatenin the woman admited dat she did it and it is the handy work of the devil(sho make una live devil alone na!)Naso the guy own take finish bcs of foolishness,any guy who does that is lookin for death,mark my words.she may be innocent at first but evil has a way of taking a toll on ppl,she will may not even know wen she has killed u bcs of greed,so guyz dont be a victim and for d ladies.am sori if i hurt ur feelins---PEACE OUT

So na Million ATM dey dispense for your village abi?

******

SeniorMahn: What do you do for him?

Chei!!! See grammar

bloggernaija: PUT UP,
SHUT UP OR
SHIP OUT.
NA BY FORCE,
LAGOS IS NOT YOUR HOME STATE.

By their post, the immature shall be exposed!!!

Mayor_of_Lagos: Since the introduction of radio to Lagos have you ever heard of free broadcast? Lagos stopped collecting license fee at a point in time, they are going back to the books to apply their past ordinances.

Yeah no free broadcast, but what happen to d tenancy rate the government collect every year? Isn't this said fee included in the rate? What I belief is government like taking the masses for fools.

saintneo: UK is the only country that runs TV licence at about £140 year per owner for a maximum of about 15 TVs. In addition TV licence covers any LIVE program aired in the UK; in other words, you are not permitted to watch any live video broadcast using your TV, Computer(Desktop and Laptops), Tablets, Phones, YouTube, Internet, anything LIVE.

The punishment for this is about £1000 fine.




However, bringing this culture to Nigeria is exploitation. We hardly have good programs aired by our local stations. So why should an LGA embark upon this kind of idea?

Sometime in the past, some touts claiming to represent Enugu North LGA sold stickers to vehicles with car stereo inside. Thanks to the removable car stereo, I evaded these touts.

Everyday, the government is looking for ways to milk the citizenry. Soon, LGAs will embark upon Vehicle Parking Permits.

However, the question we the citizens should ask is what is the benefits of this permits/licences? How would we ensure that the money is appropriately utilized? And who the fuçk did the government consult before embarking on these licences?

My brother, they are just a bounce of silly people. All they know is finding ways to milk the pauper hard earned money without giving back any amenity to them. One day bush meat go catch the hunter!

Igwe.:
Also blank the receipt number to avoid unnecessary harassment.

Much love

Chubhie: Please blank mr nobody name out from that receipt. So he won't be sleeping with the fishes when those men get to know that their racket have been busted and assumes tis Mr nobody that sang.

Thanks bro. Corrected

yousee: Sad! If this is a law, duly ratified, then you have less choice in the matter. It would have been better if the public was duly informed of this said law.

I don't think so, this can never be a law. Its just extortion.

bombay: this is lagos arewa peoples party i laugh in chinko owa owa ching mig finmh

Arewa ke? Na Antagonist People Congress dem be.

Professor Peter: Guy, go and pay it is the change you desire from Association of Past/Present Criminals APC

Abi moti pay ni? All of them dey craze

unmask: television and radio use charge?....una dey get light?

I tire ooooooooooooooooo.

moststylish: monkey dey work baboon dey chop

its high time the monkey should outsmart the baboon. Afterall, na apes dem both be.

Reserved

Dear NLs, wont you be surprised with this? Or maybe I’m the one been ignorant about the fee in the subject.
This is how Ifako-Ijaiye local government, Lagos state has been milking her residence of a fee I regarded as a fraud and illegal. The Local government agents stormed various streets in her environs late last year (Nov/Dec) going from houses to houses, giving them ultimatum to pay a fee they regarded as “Radio and Television home usage fee” and threatening to lock down their various houses on compliance failure (they even came with a police). This made me wondered may be soonest, we might be paying “pot and kettle usage fee” if not checked.
I told my neighbors I aint going to pay a dime but to my surprise, with the level of education some of these residence possessed; they don’t have the courage to demand for explanation warranting the said fee. I managed to scan a copy of a neighbor’s receipt which is posted below:
My question is; is there any fee as such?
If there isn’t, when are we (as the governed) going to stand up and fight against government inhumanity to man at various governmental level. Until then, I will continue preaching “Total emancipation from all shackles and manacles of oppressions”

Mod, can you kindly move this to FP for prompt peoples opinion. Thanks as you do so.

^{This is all I've got to say:}


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_{That's to tell you the level of pretence in people. A lot of this viewers are seriously searching for Mr/Mrs right but still condemn a guy who is bold enough to state his want only for the interested.}

In MI's voice:

See dem see dem
They wanna ping me
Now that they see BBM on my Andy
Now that they c me frequently on d BB
Dey wanna buy one bt cant avoid d MB
Now dt blackberry don fall their hand
They show frown face to d Andy users
Please help me tell them
Android no dey compare with BB
But now that we get BBM inclined
RIM clap for yourself weldone
BB users go hug transformer
Find a cliff do Nokia 3310 jump off.

Ishilove: My goodness!! If a man approaches me on the road and tells me he would like to marry me I'll freak out!
I disagree with you. Why would a woman give just any man that approaches her on the streets her number?? Isn't the sister allowed to shakara small?

Shakara at your own risk!!! (just kidding)

Sincerely speaking, this shakara attitude of some ladies is what scares many good guy off. It doesnt mean they aint get the guts or not bold enough.
When u knew a guy might be good for u and same guy approached u, if u must shakara, shakara with wisdom and maturity cos it might turn that guy off (having at d back of his mind that "perhaps, there are many better and good girls, what does she think she is?"

@MClatunji
Nice write up bro. I concur expecially on the part of prayer and Istikhara.
(May Allah guide us all to the right part)

Agimor: Arsenal are losing this one know matter what....

Guess u are already on sick bed now as Gunners no loose.
Onyiara!!!

israel007: What is salat?

Good Question!

Salat is something amazing in Islam and it is the way Muslims 'converse' with "Allah". Muslims make 'salat' every day, five times a day. Salat is a form of worship in the most distinguished and honorable form.
Salat is the second most important act of worship in Islam, after the shahadah (declaration of faith) and is often referred to as the second pillar of Islam.
Salat is obligatory worship and must be
performed five times a day at prescribed times.
These five times are dawn (Fajr), immediately after
noon (Dhuhr), mid-afternoon ('Asr), sunset
(Maghrib), and early night (Isha').

Ritual cleanliness and ablution are required
before salat, as are clean clothes and location, and the removal of shoes. One may pray individually or communally, at home, outside, virtually any clean place, as well as in a mosque, though the latter is preferred.
Special is the Friday noon prayer, called Jum'ah. It, too, is obligatory and is to be done in a mosque, in congregation.
It is accompanied by a sermon (Khutbah), and it replaces the normal Dhuhr salat.


Quran backings about Salat:

Qur’an 11:114—And keep up prayer in the two parts of the day and in the first hours of the night; surely good deeds take away evil deeds; this is a reminder to the mindful.

Qur’an 17:78-79—Establish regular prayers—at the sun’s decline till the darkness of the night, and the morning prayer and reading: for the prayer and reading in the morning carry their testimony. And pray in the small watches of the morning: (it would be) an additional prayer (or spiritual profit) for thee: soon will thy Lord raise thee to a Station of Praise and Glory!

Okiki_Oluwa: Wenger dey do juju.
Up Arsenal.

[size=13pt]Na u teach am?[/size]

CFCfan: Arsenal will cruise into the group stage afterall. Congrats to them.

One of the haters who cant resist but congratulate we gunners fan

[size=20pt]May Nairaland gods punish haters who say ARSENAL no go qualify for Champions League! I repeat[/size]

seaman007: Thank you so much i had to safe ur comment its really educative
I gained alot

Belief me! this guy is guilty of watery this thing

190: wow wow wow

im on the front page

*waves hello*

nairalanders see me see me im on the front page

back to the topic

why would he do that, well obviously hes pyscho!
na him sabi, Good raddiance may his soul rest in peace obviously in hades!

instead of make people climb follow am them leave am dey watch

190 when u turn this way?
When u join d FP and first to comment NL kids?
U be NL ancestor now Haba! E don tey no be today.
NL way back 2008/2009 na bean?
Even YUZEDO self no dey argue for FTC and FP stuffs.


Becareful!!!

Did anyone even noticed the name?
"HIZAMAKURA" ! Sounds like some illuminati spirits buried within.

Promhize: Oga hope sey water no dey worry ur brain abi ur brain overheat ni, I'm I your mate?

Nairaland Crazy dudes collection.
Internet Egbon! Next time him go address you brother Promhize.

God go punish ASUU and FG!

Just entering NL viewing centre!
Any heart breaking action missed?