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Lionessza:
Even if this woman is busy with her husband, why the hell would she degrade herself by attacking some cheap skank on social media? . Did this woman marry her and promise to always be faithful to her? Nope ! Her husband did and that's who she should deal with. This woman owes her nothing , she's just doing what women like her do and have been doing for centuries and will continue to do till the end of time. The husband is her biggest problem not the side chick, cus when she leaves he's going after another . She will forever be the bitter woman who's a laughing stock because she chooses to focus on the weakest target than the main enemy.

Succinctly put

Fear women!!! I repeat, fear women ...

#TeamHTC

Quietly Brilliant

Raiyell:
Hello guys... please I need help.

My client's project has finished, it ran for 15 months and I was the project manager. I got the job on Upwork but we did not deal on Upwork... we took the dealings offsite. He paid me straight to my bank account every month.

I did very good work for him but because it was off-site, I can't receive any feedback or ratings from the job. Also two months ago, I took a job from a Nigerian client that turned out to be a horror job. After thirty days, I called it quits and told her not to even bother paying me, instead, not to mark me down, but she went ahead and marked me down. This caused my Upwork job completion rate to drop from 100% to 88%.

I have been prospecting for jobs for the last two months without luck and I think my job completion rate being less than 90% has something to do with clients not hiring me.

Here's where I need help:

Please can anyone give me a small project on Upwork? I can also arrange with and pay you some money to award a project to me. Something small -- under $20. After the project is completed, you would then give me good ratings and a good comment as well to help drive up my job success rate.

Please anyone who is willing to help me out should quote me or send me a PM so I can send my details. So we can also discuss.

bro, can w chat via whatsapp please . I have similar issue to sort out via upwork

Lalo80:
Please good people of nairaland, I just registered on freelance.com and I wanted to bid for a data entry job but they said I need reviews. My question is how can I get this review. Please i need a good Nigerian help. Thanks.

I asked same question here but no one is willing to help, you can hook me on whatapp via my number in my signature, perhaps we can figure solution out together .... They say two heads are better than one .

twosquare:
I don't use direct withdrawal to local bank due to the bank rates which is low. Payoneer is Bae.

Bro, does upwork has android app, like the way Fiverr has ? Or you guys make use of INTERNET browsers alone?

zinosleek:
I did a job for someone on freelancer and the person was suppose to pay like a week ago, but have not respond to any of my messages till now. Though I have experience when someone didn't pay on time but the person was still communicating. This case is diff as the person has not replied me for almost a week. Pls has anyone had experience like this?

Bro, can you guide me on how to secure jobs on freelancers ?

I just stumbled on this thread and have gained a lot from top freelancers on this thread. I just signed up on freelancer.com and from the look of things, it appears that before one could land a project, he or she must have some positive reviews. Is there a way I can buy reviews from anyone here just for me to have a ground as a starter. If anyone can help I will really appreciate.

Dude took advantage of the woman's mental condition...Asssshole

Has the recession gotten to this level?

Okay o

mrsage:
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Send Me a PM

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Was on their website www.funaab.edu.ng to check some information and i saw this on their homepage...


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The headline doesn't portray what is in the content... No part of the story shows that he has abandoned his wife and kids

Kill the mofo

omoyankee3:
Data analysis is essential to a successful marketing campaign. Good corporations personalize their products/services and reach target customers by segmenting their data according various parameters such as demographics, geographical location, income level etc. Good write up op!

Thanks

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How much do your prospects know about your product? Will they be willing to buy your product again after the first purchase ? If yes, how many of your product do you sell in a day, month and year? What is the average sales in a day, month and year? Is there a positive or negative relationship between some factors that influence the production of your product? To what extent does this relationship affect the sales of your product ?

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You should able to identify your tiers of customers, those who have bought your product repeatedly, those who bought it once and not impressed with the product and those who are yet to patronize it in your target market. This information will allow you to answer some important questions pertaining to your product . For Instance, you can choose to entice one-time buyers by offering them special package. Identifying this sets of people will go along way in increasing the sales of your product, it enables you to design your products in way that will meet the needs of your customers.

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Small time, the doyin guy go dey prostrate up and down.

See as the guy be like fish

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chincent:
Guy na only your reason well among all the people that comment. I was even expecting the girls to look skinny since they said their feeding money is 500 naira a day. I even surprise to see their hair plaited. They told the cock and bull story to get sympaty.

Indeed, it's a cock and bull story....mumu people can
believe it but I ain't gonna believe this crap.

The story get k leg, how person go promise you job in lagos without you informing your parents or any member of your family before following the person, claiming to be hypnotized by her touch.

Folabimi:
Thnk u sir

Is the form out ? Have got people interested in it but couldn't find any news about the form on ABU main web page...

Folabimi:
Reg has commence for 2016/17 session, Senior colleagues, pls what your opinion regarding d referees? Do they take it serious? Cos i dnt knw any prominent or suitable person. Thnks
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I doubt if the school takes that serious... But if you must put refs, make sure you put an active email address of the refs coz they may send a mail to them.

Goodluck Bro

That's what you get when people chose to be slave to money...

Don't be deceived, those Niggas are jobless and Buruji thinks he could give them jobs by making them his bodyguard.

Even with 1million bodyguards, you cant stop death when it comes knocking.

Where is LSFS , you won't see them when you need them most.
If the house is insured, no cause for alarm.
But how many house owners in Nigeria insure their property?

IBB, the man who destroyed the Nigerian middle class with his SAP programme.The poor Nigerians became poorer and the rich became richer.
Let posterity judge you.

Rest in peace Ma'am

Human beings are the most wicked among all creatures..