₦airaland Forum

I met this pretty damsel in a car,
I felt a strong urge to care,
when we alighted, we booked a date,
that day, I slept very late,
during the date, my date was so lively,
I had to admit, I've never met any so lovely,
after the date, I told my date, "I'd have love to have you laid,
but then, you not just another maid,
cause you mean so much to me,
let's keep this thing, and see what fate makes it to be".
                                                                  - memoirs of my love sick friend.

He took the pass neatly,
dribbled without pity,
and he scored without mercy,
his name is Lionel Messi.

Its gonna be a chilla,
a thriller,
and a killer,
when I get the gorilla,
in manilla.-
                  Muhammed Ali.

VENDETTA by Marie Correlli.

I met a nairalander one day,
That meeting made my day,
A day I thought will be so gay,
because of the experince that came my way.